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↘️stop quadrantbaiting on my posts.↘️ ↗️DIMINISHING RETURNS. YOU CAN SLIP INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S WORKSQUARE AND TUG THEIR TIE, BUT I WILL NOT BE CAUGHT SLACKING.↗️

Do better, man. That's all I ask.
he wnts me so bad https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6841.jpeg

Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png

If it opens up an opportunity to place you in my social debts. :B

To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png

Is saying "I like twats" too on the nose?
