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no hope no home
must be exciting when y0u never see any irl. ol0l.
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GUYS.SHES.BREAKING.DOWN.BLAST.DOORS.LIKE.THE.FUCKING.HULK.SOMEONE.HEEEEEEEEEELPPP!!!!!
S)(ello everyprawn! )(ow are you? I'm fine, t)(ank you! (Read t)(is in a V-ERY serious voice, for effect.) )(e)(e)(e, silliness aside, )(i c)(ittr! I )(ope to get along well wit)( everyone w)(ile I'm )(ere. 38) Umm, I t)(ink you're supposed to say some t)(ings about yours)(ellf w)(en you make your first post? So I guess I will! I'm Feferi! Some of you mig)(t know me! A lot mig)(t not! I did my researc)(, it's interesting to sea )(ow many new friends t)(ere are )(anging around )(ere. After a long w)(ile of, like, t)(e same twenty people or so, t)(e variety is appreciated! Not)(ing against any of t)(em, of course. Just... You know. I was t)(e )(eiress Apparent in my time on Alternia. Du)(, rig)(t? W)(y even say t)(at, it's probubbly common knowledge at t)(is point. But I t)(ink it's wort)( t)(e clarification! I played t)(is funny little game wit)( a bunc)( of my lovely friends, and eventually, we, u)(... Won? I guess. It got a little murky at t)(e end t)(ere. We spent aw)(ile on a meteor, some stuff )(appened t)(at isn't really WORT)( getting into... But, we survived! Mostly! I t)(ink t)(at tec)(nically makes us a doomed timeline? But, like, we're still )(ere, soooo... Idk! I'm not a time player, I don't know t)(e intricacies of t)(at kind of t)(ing. I t)(ink it's better to not t)(ink about it. 38) I'm currently "c)(illing" on t)(e victory planet wit)( a bunc)( of my pals! Not literally, of course, t)(ey're all busy or somet)(ing rig)(t t)(is moment, and conc)(estly? So am I! But I decided I'd take a moment out of my PACK-ED sc)(edule to c)(eck t)(is out. 3X)
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Self-loathing only increases your standards.
Just because I hate myself doesn't mean I don't have standards.
I KNOW SOME OF YOU ASSHOLE IS QUESTIONING THIS STUPID GRUBNANCY SO, I MADE THIS IF ANYONE IS EVER CURIOUS OR SOMETHING. https://forms.gle/oFN451evzc8iBYpv7
Love when the biggest asshole logs on. Type of shit that makes you smile like a kid in a candy store.
They're calling me the first ethical chaser.
tits all owver my timeline. #suggestiwve #tits #boobs #breasts #tittytuesday
emo discovers the light in 5k
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[ENTRY 8] [I HAVE SEEN THE CARAPACIAN HOE RECRUITED. AND MADE THE LIFELINE OF THIS UNIVERSE. BY THE PUPPET MOCKERY. I WATCH HER GO AROUND WHEN I’M NOT BUSY BEING THE SHIT. THE WORLD DESTROYING, UNIVERSE CONSUMING SHIT. SHE IS, BY ALL MEANS, JUST ANOTHER BITCH. AND ONE WHO WILL BE DISPOSED OF BY THE END. BUT. THE WAY HER SHINY CARAPACE. MOVES CLAD IN GREEN. AND HER BARELY HIDDEN BITCHY CONTEMPTUOUS GLARE. HIDDEN BY FAKEY FAKE POLITE BULLSHIT. MAKESSS ME FEEL THINGSSS. THINGSSS THAT FEEL FAMILIAR. AND THAT I HAVE BEEN. MISSSSING? AND ALSO. THE SSSOULS WITHIN ME FLARE UP. WITH ENTIRELY DIFFERENT INSSSTINCTS. AS I FEED ON THEM. HM. I WONDER IF SHE. WOULD LIKE TO HOLD HANDS.]
▲i only show my spheres in person, thats if i like you▼ ▲and i dont like most of you▼
Regretting this already.
I have caved, enjoy. ⠀ ⠀ #nsfw #tittytuesday
I THINK I HAVE NOW SEEN IT ALL, GOODLIGHT EVERYONE. I WILL SEE YOU IN THERAPY! #DASHWATCHING
repetitive reminder to protect your peace and block people you don't like instead of complaining, even if they didn't do anything wrong 💯 #yolo
one time my ex laced my hrt #cw-substance #cw-abuse
tHeE AcTuAl mOtHeRfUcKiN G.O.A.T nOw lIsTeNiNg:
b0dies are 0verrated
Unrelated to my previous Chitt, I am now hungry.
Booting Up Gay Vampiric Activities
If you're still sleep, kill yourself. It's get a bag Tuesday. Get your asses up, get out, and go get a bag. If you're not trying to go get a bag, put a grenade in your fuckin' pocket, take the pin out, and blow yourself up.
ALL HONKERS ARE GOOD.
Only a fool would let size dictate preference. #Nsfw #AllTitsMatter
The various kidnappings and missing troll cases have gotten so stale I'm almost wishing I'd open my palmhusk to a vehicular manslaughter case. Which is fucked up, I recognize that's fucked up, so I have bared my back for the flogging of the century.
A gentle nudge towards the community! In order to afford greater clarity and understanding, a few alterations have been made to the verbiage of the required tags page (OOC and IC) on the website. The biggest change is the "CW" tag now spoilers your message in the same fashion as the #NSFW tag. This ensures that users can avoid exposure to bright flashing lights or materials that could be objectionable while scrolling. It also prevents the necessity of using the NSFW tag as a means of maintaining decency on otherwise SFW posts. As a reminder, there will inevitably be content featured by the community on the website that some may find objectionable, morally dubious, dark, or even patently a tea from a cupboard unlike anything resembling one's own. My affinity for the Great Old Ones is tragically known to be other than universal, and for that, I tag my content responsibly. It will be the expectation leveled loftily with all shoulders that each individual chooses to block, ignore, or ic block any accounts that post content that may be found especially troublesome, triggering, or disheartening. If you are exposed to material that is not properly tagged, or violates a specific site rule, such harassment, impersonation of another individual, or an underaged character - fictional or otherwise - please submit a ticket to the moderation team, and we will be happy to assist at the earliest convenience. In addition, we have also pushed a much-requested feature update. Color wheels now work in direct messages as well. If you set a color on another user's profile, that incantation-like change will take effect even in the confines of private intermingling of words. You may chat feverishly into the wee hours of wonderful nightmares concocted betwixt one another, eyes unmarred by unflattering color contrast. Thank you again for your part in making Chittr the best community it can be. We are grateful for your continually cherished presence. #GreatOldOnes #NSFW #NSFWE #NewRequiredTags #Feral #Teratophilia #CW-HORROR #SlightUpdate #CenturyOfProsperity #ColorWheelFix #SiteUpdates #WitchChittr #ScryingOrbInsights
A chittrUser's dirty little pamphlet guide to fuck-ass trinkets with no value. Or. "The Fuck's A Badge Anyway?" Badges. Chittr's answer to: "What if my avatar, banner, and username just ain't enough bling. How will people know that I have atypical gendering, a love for snails, the joking ire of at least one moderator?" Fret not, McGee. In her infinite codematronly wisdom, Mocáli Flaske has devised a solution to all these representative woes. You only have to grovel for it. Am I joking? We'll see. → "Where does this hideous pixel slop live?" The humble badge is displayed beside your username for every chump to see. On some devices, hovering over the little shits will display highly humorous titles and subtitles dictating the intended purpose or goal of said little shit. [Yes, it doesn't always work on mobile. We're looking into that, with hammers. Maybe this post will be retroactively edited to laugh about this coding folly. Maybe it won't.] When receiving a badge, a moderator makes sweet backroom love to the secret assignment button, shipping your "I'm so cool." indicator directly to your site SETTINGS page by sicknasty stork. Just above your permanent profile deletion options, or the DANGER ZONE, lives the user-side badge repository. Application is simple. Click that thing. Hit save. Clicking multiple badges lets you arrange them in order of selection. Highlighting nonbinary, neopronouns, #TeamPlay means all badges display in that configuration. Such technology. Such innovation. → "Is there a list of these things?" Nope. Certain users have crowd-sourced a rough guesstimation of the badge situation, now months out of date. We haven't made a list for a couple reasons. One: I can't be fucked to keep it updated. Two: the Chittr Team considers badges to be equal parts intra-community chitchat material and reward for sake of reward. See a badge you just need to boast? Ask the freak bearing this heavy crown where they got that thing. Look at you, farming Kult and Kull score organic style. Useless engagement numbers are warm for your form. This social capital is maddening. It could go to your head. → "Okay, man. What if I already know what I need? Who do I threaten?" Great attitude there, McGee. You can direct message a schmuck bearing the Blue Shield badge, displayed beside my username for convenience. That's the "official moderator" badge, assigned to pure of heart maidens like myself. Or, you can just ping my hand-coded NOT-brainclone badgebot @imJunior. It gets the job done. Usually. ...What? Oh. I get it. Groveling for a badge is out of character for you. Likely story, but we'll play it cool. I know your game, so we've got a solution to your desperation. Go to the Chittr Official Discord and open a ticket. You'll get what you're looking for. The satisfaction you crave. Unless the badge is user-unique, assigned to just one guy. Then you can get fucked right down the street and around the corner. → "What the hell? People can have unique badges? Where's mine? Show me the face of God." Simple enough. Unique badges are awarded by request, usually following a user reaching a milestone. This can be an event, some dashboard drama users got mad twisted up in, a party hosted at your pad, the act of reaching an arbitrary Kult or Kull score, or just like... some bullshit. One guy got badged for writing a few pick-up manuals. It's that easy. The "reach out" element is not negotiable. Bitch about your sordid achievements to Junior or another moderator. Open a ticket. Engagement feeds the gaping hole in my chest where self-love would usually make home. Don't you care. Don't you want me. Anyway. Sometimes badge ideas are rejected. It's not personal; the team will explain why each time. You can request community badges too, for your little clubs or just a general badge for any sadsack to use. Like snails? Leaves? A specific hemocaste? A free-for-all badge can help you foster imaginary bonds with losers you'll never chitt. At the end of the day, we're all shitheads looking for connection. Make it easier by requesting a badge for the gang. → "Tell me more about these wondrous toys, oh Prince." Beg, again. Haha. Just kidding. Every badge image scrunches down to 32 by 32 pixels. Talk about laundry shrinkage. What the fuck is this? Profile jewelry for ants? The maximum information contained is 100 KB, because storing this shit ain't cheap. Yes, you can submit your own badge images including GIFs, but I'll force Junior to slow that shit down if it's a flashy epileptic sleeper activation bomb. So. Be cool. Generally speaking, Chittr's not in the market to make badges about hating a motherfucker or explicitly advertising dong. Not sure where the sandy line was drawn? Just ask. Sometimes Junior will show up in your comments to randomly badge you. It does that. Usually the badge given is in reference to some bullshit you pulled, like tagging things properly or being a specific type of nuisance. Junior doesn't have feelings. It's not personal. You can own infinite badges, but you can only equip seven. Switch them out, mix them up, dragonmax 'til the knights get roasted. I'm not your God and the paradoxical reach of universal discretion is just barely in your grasp. Go forth and freak it. → "So. Can I get a badge?" You know what? Your tenacity is almost tolerable. Sure. I made one just for you. Comment "prince bitch idiot" to receive it. Receiving a quadrant reaction means you're part of the in-crowd.