Dirk Egbert
@tyrtaeusTableside
im dirk egbert im literally not that guy I found this website on google.
right so ive seen the guy enough times conclusion drawn thats literally not me its just straight up not. you might as well be showing me john doe the only thing we have in common is having the same first name we dont look alike we dont talk alike we dont have any of the same interests i hate horses im fucking alergic to them so if you would kindly fuck off. idk if its lost on you all but just for the record two people can be named john smith and be completely different people. you would not look at john smith from kansas and john smith from washington state on a dropdown menu of profiles and assume theyre the same person or related anywhere else and im not gonna doxx myself online to prove it so youre just going to have to take my word for it. im not a version of your friend and from now on if people keep talking to me like im him or just too stupid to listen i will block you bc thats patronizing and annoying as hell thanks
To be absolutely clear. We have Dirk Strider. We have an Egbert family. And we have numerous alternate universes where people get swapped around like a What If comic. And people *completely* unrelated to our bullshit do not often find this website. It really did seem the most logical assumption to us, and deserved a fair amount of investigation.
okay so let me set the record straight I AM NOT YOUR BRO stop assuming shit about me i do not know you
https://chittr.ing/profile/timaeusTestified https://chittr.ing/profile/timaeusTestified_2840 https://chittr.ing/profile/timaeusTestified_3372 https://chittr.ing/profile/timaeusTestified_7269 https://chittr.ing/profile/timaeusTestifunked Now, having linked you these examples of what we might presumptuously call the baseline Dirk, I must admit that showing you them directly doesn't really explain the essential meaning of what we're trying to get across. For a convenient metaphor, are you a fan of comic books?
Are you certain you don't look *anything* like these men? Try to look past the shades and the spiky hair and examine the structure of the face; the cheeks, the jaw. What people are trying to tell you - rather bluntly and without tact, in my opinion - is that this website connects you to a fantastical multiverse where you will invariably meet strange duplicates of people you know with the circumstances of their births all swapped around higglety-piggledy.
Then it is always possible we are comically mistaken. You simply appear to fall into a pattern we have observed before and doubtless will again, of those we are familiar with cast into a strange new formation in an alternate universe. But coincidences are always possible. By the by, you wouldn't happen to have friends named Jake, Jane, and Roxy, would you? With surnames Harley, Lalonde, and Strider in some order?
Parents, plural, and two sisters. Yeah, looks like we've got a silly little coincidence on our hands! How droll. Please understand with our day-to-day lives and perspectives, it was not an insane assumption for us.
my knee jerk reaction is to block everybody who tries to tell me about alternate self versions because its dumb but genuinely what is the psyop bullshit, like tell me the details man. how do i explain to the crazies on here that they do not actually know me
sorry people are actin like they know you. i know the feelin
parallel worlds don't remain parallel forever, but they're still alternate timelines. just because you're a version of my bro doesn't mean you had the same experiences as him (a fact which is immediately obvious from the fact that you're really annoying to interact with). from what i've seen the collective of versions of #mykismesis actively adopt different names to go by instead of all being "jade harley." everyone approaches the "whoops i'm not the only me" problem differently. it's up to you to decide how you want to be seen. to blend in or stand out.
versions of me god okay fine i guess i need to call the bank about identity theft thats great. does that mean this website has malware on it? fuck
Welcome to the world of alternate selves, bitch.
#nsfw okay way is this site actually an rp site for people who like bug porn or am i okay
It is with sorrow that I must inform you that you are not incorrect
[+] you'LL figure it out eventuaLLy. but if you need anythin' expLained, y'know where to find me
ouuhh my god tw o dirkies :)))