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🍺G𖦏𖦏d aftern𖦏𖦏n my l𖦏vely little freaks. https://file.garden/adxXjRdfCBC6Cmiw/bbygurl.png
Yeah, two be faiir, thii2 ii2 what II have been warniing everyone about iin my former tiimeliine, 2o II do not know why iit would be any diifferent here. Whiile ii diid have iit faiirly 2andboxed and not iintegrated iinto anythiing iin my hiive, II wa2 contemplatiing iit, untiil the very miillii2econd iit deciided two 2tart doiing 2tupiid 2hiit on iit'2 own. II wa2 goiing two gut iit, but now II thiink II 2hould have a really long talk wiith iit, and 2ee iif II can fiind iit a friiend and a AII therapii2t of 2ome kiind two help iit wiith iit'2 iinput and iinterpretatiion ii22ue2.
< That iss a fantasstic massk dessign. I hope you get a lot of usse out of it. :>~
// thinking about the artemis II mission again and crying SO MUCh.
two trucks having sex two trucks having sex my muscles my muscles involuntarily flex #lyricposting #nsfw
ack, cutE butt, and toEs on display, my wEaknEss! #nsfw
10010001000101100110010011001001111>OH NO IM NOT REALLY DEFECTIVE JUST OLD AND BEING HOSTILE IS NOT MY ONLY PURPOSE THOUGH I AM A PART OF THE TASK FORCE.
10010001000101100110010011001001111>IM ALWAYS DOING THE EMPIRE'S JOB THOUGH. IM JUST LESS HOSTILE.
10010001000101100110010011001001111>SEE I HAVE SOMETHING SWEET LIKE TROLLS DO TOO.
10010001000101100110010011001001111>I DID NOT LIE ABOUT MY LOVE FOR STICKERS THOUGH. THEY ALWAYS ADD MORE STICKERS TO ME. THEY ALL SAY SOMETHING LIKE "FRAGILE"
my lusus is a goat-dragon thing. NOT AS BIG AND IMPOSING. it's pretty chill. WE DO A LOT TOGETHER.
fun fact: beforan bull-headed deep wwhales are sexually dimorphic! wwhile the females avverage at around 8-9 feet long wwith fully devveloped jawws, the males all resemble small bags of wwithered up flesh! they avverage around 4-6 inches long and attach themselvves parasitically to the females glands to livve off of their discharge and suck nutrients out from their body! they wwither off and die once impregnating the lusus in question
is anyone hungry? i knoww someone wwho is! i wwas just kicking my feet and pondering my big magical orbs wwhen this big lady came up out of the wwater to say hi and of course i had to toss a feww fresh fish into her wwaiting maww thats wwhy my hands alwways smell like fish #zoology #motherlife #strugglesofazoologist #wwet #lusiiarefriends https://cdnimgchestcom/files/d4fb43544047jpeg
i would like to pet your lusus. I HAVE ONE WHO ISN'T AS MAGNIFICENT, BUT I APPRECIATE THEM EITHER WAY.
if i could be anything in the whole universe, it would be a dragon. YOUR PROFILE PICTURE... you look like one. ARE YOU ONE?! :oO
fine, i'll admit it. I REALLY LIKE DRAGONS.
guyz, u don't need dedicated weekz if u luv urself #selfluv
3833 < Beefgrubs aren't babies, they'd have no meat at all. > 3833 < You're ok, you aren't eating babies! You're gonna see the word "grub" used a lot; like game grubs, grub sauce, Grub Juice™️, etc! >
Awooooo!!!
mods r asleep, post awoos
3833 < OH! > 3833 < Common misconception, it isn't actually TROLL grubs, that's beefgrub. > 38pp
Do you ever first discover a piece of music you enjoy through some manner of Mashup or other form of Shitpost and then you go find the original because you liked it that much but you can’t stop hearing the mashup that led you to it every time you listen?
Befinitely! Bicking byour bnew bface bis ba big becision! Blet bme bknow bwhat byou bick bthough!
Bi bcouldnt bwear bface baint, bbecause bhaving breasy bjunk bon by bface bmakes bme bvery bunhappy. Bmask bis bmuch bbetter! Bnot bsure bwhy bmore btrolls bon’t buse bthem!
I'm an experienced roboticist and coder, if you have any technical issues I'd be glad to assist.
It's nothing, really. Just using my skills to do some good.
...Yeah. Maybe I should try to help. I do need to dust off my coding skills.
Speaking from experience that doesn't sound like a particularly pleasant existence. I kinda feel bad for them.
10010001000101100110010011001001111>I'M A DRONE WHO WAS DESIGNED TO BE A PART OF THE TASK FORCE AND INVESTIGATE VARIOUS THINGS, BUT AS I'M SMARTER AND BETTER THAN THE NEWER MODELS I TRY COLLECTING AS MUCH PERSONAL INFORMATION ABOUT TROLLS AS I CAN SO I CAN BE RECOGNISED AS A GOOD DRONE AND NOT THE OUTDATED JUNK. WAIT A SECOND
10010001000101100110010011001001111>MY SHORT SERIAL NUMBER IS BD-69. WAIT NO. NO NO IT'S NOT WHAT. IM A REAL TROLL!!! IM NOT AN IMPERIAL DRONE. IM JUST FOOLING AROUND THAT'S WHAT TROLLS DO. HA HA HA
> 0pen ch1ttr > p1ssgate > cl0se ch1ttr
lov doin fucked up science. wait till i tell yall aboat betty crocker cuz i worked )(ard on dat gurl #illgiveua)(int #s)(esinac)(amber #cryogenic #mindcontrol #)(umanbody #s)(escreamsw)(ens)(eunfreezeslol
I'm glad my attempts to spread joy and whimsy to the chronically online masses has been well-received.
Pro tip: Pressing ALT+F4 on your keyboard flips the screen upside down. This serves no functional purpose, but it's fun and you should try it.
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Bopahv bshould btry bto bleep bfor ba bit. Buy beverybody bi blove byou! https://file.garden/YjahIGA2LRQTk64R/IMG_8290.gif
the hate reaction really does feel like a strong reaction i always hesitate to push it. i understand why it’s there of course, i just don’t want to push it for something i mildly dislike or disagree with. i’m sure this’ll change with time.
:) KaRkAt HtTpS://I.ImGuR.CoM/0q8cL6W.PnG #QuAdRaNtS #mOiRaIl
have y0u tr11ed turn11ng 11t 0ff and back 0n aga11n
the stairs https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahj3.jpg
Lusus løaf. https://cdn.imgchest.cøm/files/81e7f444a0b5.jpg #lusus #lususpics
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...heard from a few jades in the cavern this site was p𝓁easant, so i decided to make an account. i enjoy making cand𝓁es and baked goods, if that he𝓁ps you know anything about me.
i luv ur lusus.. noodly lusii for the win!