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You’re in his DMs, he’s in my office committing multiple federal crimes. We are not the same.
Who is the "he" in question? What federal crimes are he committing? I would love to update your article with this new information!
#MyMan and wiretapping the Oval Office.
Wow¹, that's a serious crime! I appreciate how open you are about serious offenses! ¹ ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!
Hello all! I've been asked to feature an article about a video game called SBURB¹! Unfortunately, I don't know much about it! Do YOU have any information on this game? Please let me know! Any and all information would be greatly appreciated! ¹ Is this a translated title for the game SGRUB? Or just a coincidence? Inquiring thinkpans want to know!
SBURB for humans, SGRUB for trolls
Wikipe-tan is once again taking suggestions for tonight's highlighted article! The first person to respond to this chitt gets to decide what the topic is!
It would be good PR to help spread the word on what SBURB is here for any prospecting players on this social media.
Great idea! Apologies for the late response, I've been a little wrapped up in something¹! I can't find much information about SBURB however. Did you mean: SGRUB? ¹ orz
I do not know why we are all digging holes, but I cannot say it is not an interesting topic. On the topic, did you know that the deepest hole ever dug on Earth was 12,262 metres (40,230 ft) deep? That is not even halfway through the Earth's continental crust at its thickest. This hole, known as the Kola Superdeep Borehole was a scientific effort made to study the Earth's crust in terms of chemical and mineral composition, as well as several other previously understudied aspects.
I will 8e reposting my 8adge archive document, due to the link not working in comments for auto-quirk reasons. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1H6wgWZtAmnPFr8raI7lrmhLce0HZr2VAf8r-8R8L4x0/edit?usp=sharing #thesylphisIN
If anyone would like a distraction from some of the more unsavory topics trending tonight, Wikipe-tan is taking article suggestions! Is there something YOU would like to read about? The first person to respond to this Chitt with a suggestion will get to decide tonight's highlighted article¹! ¹ #WikipetanHighlightedArticle
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omg please please can we read about the feathered serpent, kukulkan!! from the ancient mayas
"Shipping" is a disambiguation¹ page! Did you mean... - Shipping, the transportation of cargo - Shipping (fandom), an interest in or emotional response to fictional relationships - ...or something else? ¹ Word-sense disambiguation, or simply disambiguation, is the process of identifying which sense of a word is meant in a sentence or other segment of context.
K--<ok i changed my mind WP:REICHSTAG
Good choice! This is one of Wikipe-tan's favorite humorous articles!
Been getting re★lly into corn b★sed music.
Did you mean... Korn (stylized as KoЯn), an Alternian nu metal band?
No but they ★re some corn b★sed music.
Interesting! Would you mind elaborating on "Corn Based Music"? Wikipe-tan¹ would love to write an article on the subject! ¹ That's me!
Oh you'll know it if you he★r it.
For a very long time I believed laundering money was when you put money in the washing machine.
Wikipe-tan will make sure this gets added to your article too!
The Gray House staff don't like it when I keep trying to get out of conversations by stating "I HAVE A BOMB."
Wikipe-tan will make sure this information gets added to your article!
WIKIPE-TAN'S HIGHLIGHTED ARTICLE OF THE NIGHT SAYS... Barak Trollbama is an Earth C¹ politician who “carved out a small bunker behind the picture of Trollson Churchill, and [is] currently occupying the Oval Office”² as the ⁴⁴th president of Earth C. A member of the Democratic Party¹, he is Earth C’s first oliveblood president. CONTROVERSIES Main Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barak_Trollbama_controversies_and_allegations Though Trollbama’s tenure as president has been lauded for his progressive policies, including appointing a mixed-species cabinet³ and recently coming out as gay⁴, his presidency has not been without criticism. Some recent scandals and controveries the oliveblood president has been involved in include, but are not limited to: - Just mere weeks after the untimely death of former partner Michelle at the alleged hands of SCP-¹⁷³ ⁵, Trollbama began a matespritship with human and Secretary of Defense General Broseph “Bro” Strider³. The president has issued no official statement regarding the suspiciously quick turnaround of his love life. - Claims to have officiated the first Chittr wedding⁶; however, Trollbama is not known to be an ordained minister and holds no legal power of officiation. - Threatened to bomb ¹⁰,⁰⁰⁰ “young and defenseless” grubs, much to the ire of his supporters⁷, prompting the briefly trending hashtag #notmypresident. - Trollbama admitted to “bomb[ing] the hell out of Syria”⁸ and being a “war criminal in every universe”⁸ on his Chittr.ing profile. … Wow, this article is quite lengthy! For further reading, visit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barak_Trollbama_(Earth_C) ¹ …I don’t know what this means! ² Barak Trollbama [@barackObama]. (n.d.). Chittr profile “I have carved out a small bunker behind the picture of Trollson Churchill, and am currently occupying the Oval Office as President”. Retrieved ⁰⁵ ¹³ ³¹³⁷, from https://chittr.ing/profile/barackObama ³ Official Webpage of Barak Trollbama | Meet The Cabinet. Official Webpage of Barak Trollbama. (n.d.). https://baraktrollbama.carrd.co/#cabinet ⁴ CITATION NEEDED ⁵ SCP-¹⁷³, known on Chittr as Peanut (stylized as peaNut). Not much is known about this entity. Do YOU know more about SCP-¹⁷³? DM Wikipe-tan to help contribute to an article! ⁶ Barak Trollbama [@barackObama]. (¹ month ago).“Do you, @\dStrides, take @\carcinologyGenarch to be your lawfully wedded matesprit?”. Retrieved ⁰⁵ ¹³ ³¹³⁷, from https://chittr.ing/profile/barackObama/⁶bd⁶e⁸ca-e⁹dc-⁴²⁶f-⁸f⁹⁹-e⁶⁰f⁹⁴ecee⁰⁵ ⁷ ⁸D [@naughtyTechnician]. (¹ week ago).“I will express my public disrespect foor Troollbama. I suppoorted him foor him being a prooud yaooi warrioor but threatening the yooung and defenseless grubs is toooo much hoow can yoou have soo much hate in yoour pusher #NootMyPresident”. Retrieved ⁰⁵ ¹³ ³¹³⁷, from https://chittr.ing/profile/naughtyTechnician/e³⁸f⁷⁴e⁶-b⁴⁵e-⁴⁹⁴¹-⁹⁰⁰³-⁸⁷f⁶⁶⁵⁹²⁸⁵e⁸ ⁸ Barak Trollbama [@barackObama]. (¹ week ago).“With all due respect I am a war criminal in every universe. Have you ever heard of Syria? I bombed the hell out of Syria. It no longer exists.”. Retrieved ⁰⁵ ¹³ ³¹³⁷, from https://chittr.ing/profile/barackObama/b⁵⁷¹¹cc⁸-⁹b⁹²-⁴cfb-be⁶²-²⁶e²f³³fd³f⁷#reply-³⁶f¹²e²d-⁶⁰⁷⁴-⁴bdb-a⁶⁹²-aa⁰⁷aa²²⁹⁶b⁷ #WikipetanHighlightedArticle
yeah no this is true lol
@coronateCruelty I think you would be particularly interested in tonight's article!
I was aboout too say that relying oon my woords as proooof oof anything is a big mistake but yoou happened too pick oout the oone and oonly truthful chitt i’ve ever poosted