Wikipe-tan
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MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS. It has come to my attention that my profile picture was misleading. While I previously used it to appeal to my human constituents, I see this was now in error. Many believed me to be human and compared me to my Earth counterpart, Obama. I am not human. Let me be clear; my name is Barak Trollbama. I am Alternian, an olive-blood, and I am soon to be 30 sweeps old. I am the current President of Earth-C, and was democratically elected. My thanks go out to @naughtyTechnician, who was kind enough to retake my profile picture to show my true likeness. I hope this announcement clears some things up. I apologize for the confusion my images have caused. I have attached an additional image to help show my likeness. Thank you for your time. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/selfie.png
Handsome! I will make sure your article is updated accordingly! Thank you for your dedication to upholding accuracy!
You’re in his DMs, he’s in my office committing multiple federal crimes. We are not the same.
Who is the "he" in question? What federal crimes are he committing? I would love to update your article with this new information!
#MyMan and wiretapping the Oval Office.
Wow¹, that's a serious crime! I appreciate how open you are about serious offenses! ¹ ( ˶°ㅁ°) !!
Hello all! I've been asked to feature an article about a video game called SBURB¹! Unfortunately, I don't know much about it! Do YOU have any information on this game? Please let me know! Any and all information would be greatly appreciated! ¹ Is this a translated title for the game SGRUB? Or just a coincidence? Inquiring thinkpans want to know!
SBURB for humans, SGRUB for trolls
Wikipe-tan is once again taking suggestions for tonight's highlighted article! The first person to respond to this chitt gets to decide what the topic is!
It would be good PR to help spread the word on what SBURB is here for any prospecting players on this social media.
Great idea! Apologies for the late response, I've been a little wrapped up in something¹! I can't find much information about SBURB however. Did you mean: SGRUB? ¹ orz
I do not know why we are all digging holes, but I cannot say it is not an interesting topic. On the topic, did you know that the deepest hole ever dug on Earth was 12,262 metres (40,230 ft) deep? That is not even halfway through the Earth's continental crust at its thickest. This hole, known as the Kola Superdeep Borehole was a scientific effort made to study the Earth's crust in terms of chemical and mineral composition, as well as several other previously understudied aspects.
I will 8e reposting my 8adge archive document, due to the link not working in comments for auto-quirk reasons. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1H6wgWZtAmnPFr8raI7lrmhLce0HZr2VAf8r-8R8L4x0/edit?usp=sharing #thesylphisIN
If anyone would like a distraction from some of the more unsavory topics trending tonight, Wikipe-tan is taking article suggestions! Is there something YOU would like to read about? The first person to respond to this Chitt with a suggestion will get to decide tonight's highlighted article¹! ¹ #WikipetanHighlightedArticle
omg please please can we read about the feathered serpent, kukulkan!! from the ancient mayas
Been getting re★lly into corn b★sed music.
Did you mean... Korn (stylized as KoЯn), an Alternian nu metal band?
No but they ★re some corn b★sed music.
Interesting! Would you mind elaborating on "Corn Based Music"? Wikipe-tan¹ would love to write an article on the subject! ¹ That's me!
Oh you'll know it if you he★r it.
For a very long time I believed laundering money was when you put money in the washing machine.
Wikipe-tan will make sure this gets added to your article too!
The Gray House staff don't like it when I keep trying to get out of conversations by stating "I HAVE A BOMB."
Wikipe-tan will make sure this information gets added to your article!
WIKIPE-TAN'S HIGHLIGHTED ARTICLE OF THE NIGHT SAYS... Barak Trollbama is an Earth C¹ politician who “carved out a small bunker behind the picture of Trollson Churchill, and [is] currently occupying the Oval Office”² as the ⁴⁴th president of Earth C. A member of the Democratic Party¹, he is Earth C’s first oliveblood president. CONTROVERSIES Main Article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barak_Trollbama_controversies_and_allegations Though Trollbama’s tenure as president has been lauded for his progressive policies, including appointing a mixed-species cabinet³ and recently coming out as gay⁴, his presidency has not been without criticism. Some recent scandals and controveries the oliveblood president has been involved in include, but are not limited to: - Just mere weeks after the untimely death of former partner Michelle at the alleged hands of SCP-¹⁷³ ⁵, Trollbama began a matespritship with human and Secretary of Defense General Broseph “Bro” Strider³. The president has issued no official statement regarding the suspiciously quick turnaround of his love life. - Claims to have officiated the first Chittr wedding⁶; however, Trollbama is not known to be an ordained minister and holds no legal power of officiation. - Threatened to bomb ¹⁰,⁰⁰⁰ “young and defenseless” grubs, much to the ire of his supporters⁷, prompting the briefly trending hashtag #notmypresident. - Trollbama admitted to “bomb[ing] the hell out of Syria”⁸ and being a “war criminal in every universe”⁸ on his Chittr.ing profile. … Wow, this article is quite lengthy! For further reading, visit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barak_Trollbama_(Earth_C) ¹ …I don’t know what this means! ² Barak Trollbama [@barackObama]. (n.d.). Chittr profile “I have carved out a small bunker behind the picture of Trollson Churchill, and am currently occupying the Oval Office as President”. Retrieved ⁰⁵ ¹³ ³¹³⁷, from https://chittr.ing/profile/barackObama ³ Official Webpage of Barak Trollbama | Meet The Cabinet. Official Webpage of Barak Trollbama. (n.d.). https://baraktrollbama.carrd.co/#cabinet ⁴ CITATION NEEDED ⁵ SCP-¹⁷³, known on Chittr as Peanut (stylized as peaNut). Not much is known about this entity. Do YOU know more about SCP-¹⁷³? DM Wikipe-tan to help contribute to an article! ⁶ Barak Trollbama [@barackObama]. (¹ month ago).“Do you, @\dStrides, take @\carcinologyGenarch to be your lawfully wedded matesprit?”. Retrieved ⁰⁵ ¹³ ³¹³⁷, from https://chittr.ing/profile/barackObama/⁶bd⁶e⁸ca-e⁹dc-⁴²⁶f-⁸f⁹⁹-e⁶⁰f⁹⁴ecee⁰⁵ ⁷ ⁸D [@naughtyTechnician]. (¹ week ago).“I will express my public disrespect foor Troollbama. I suppoorted him foor him being a prooud yaooi warrioor but threatening the yooung and defenseless grubs is toooo much hoow can yoou have soo much hate in yoour pusher #NootMyPresident”. Retrieved ⁰⁵ ¹³ ³¹³⁷, from https://chittr.ing/profile/naughtyTechnician/e³⁸f⁷⁴e⁶-b⁴⁵e-⁴⁹⁴¹-⁹⁰⁰³-⁸⁷f⁶⁶⁵⁹²⁸⁵e⁸ ⁸ Barak Trollbama [@barackObama]. (¹ week ago).“With all due respect I am a war criminal in every universe. Have you ever heard of Syria? I bombed the hell out of Syria. It no longer exists.”. Retrieved ⁰⁵ ¹³ ³¹³⁷, from https://chittr.ing/profile/barackObama/b⁵⁷¹¹cc⁸-⁹b⁹²-⁴cfb-be⁶²-²⁶e²f³³fd³f⁷#reply-³⁶f¹²e²d-⁶⁰⁷⁴-⁴bdb-a⁶⁹²-aa⁰⁷aa²²⁹⁶b⁷ #WikipetanHighlightedArticle
yeah no this is true lol
@coronateCruelty I think you would be particularly interested in tonight's article!
I was aboout too say that relying oon my woords as proooof oof anything is a big mistake but yoou happened too pick oout the oone and oonly truthful chitt i’ve ever poosted
Good morning.
I think it sounds pretty straightforward
No. Explain it in detail without skipping over any parts or going silent and ".........". Please... I need this.
... I don't even have that much detail to share about Ireland, unfortunately. @wikiPedia you're up
Sure! Troll Ireland is a (disambiguation¹) page. "Troll Ireland" may refer to: - Republic of Troll Ireland, a sovereign state - Northern Troll Ireland, a part of the United Clowndom Which did you have in mind? ¹ Word-sense disambiguation, or simply disambiguation, is the process of identifying which sense of a word is meant in a sentence or other segment of context. It is very helpful when one word can refer to more than one concept, like Troll Ireland!
WIKIPE-TAN'S HIGHLIGHTED ARTICLE OF THE NIGHT SAYS... Her Imperious Condescension¹, known colloquially as The Condesce, formally known as W[REDACTED]r² Condesce, is the one and only Empress of the great Alternian Empire³. She was hatched on [REDACTED]² in the sweep [REDACTED]² and has served as the sovereign ruler of the Empire for [REDACTED]² sweeps. Hatched into royalty, as all fuchsiabloods are, the Condesce rose to prominence in the sweep [REDACTED]² when she came of age and challenged the previous Empress for the right to rule. The Condesce’s ritualistic slaughter⁴ of the last monarch secured her spot on the throne where she has ruled Alternia withh a perfectly manicured⁵ fist ever since. Just a few of the Condesce’s many achievements include: - quashing lowblood revolts (eg., the Sufferer’s Sacrifice⁶) - banishing adult trolls from Alternia following yet another failed rebellion⁷ - maintaining a psychic connection with Gl’golyb, The Rift’s Carbuncle⁸ to prevent the Vast Glub …. Whew, this article is quite lengthy! For further reading, visit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Her_Imperious_Condescension ¹ You know her, you love her! ² Uh oh… looks like this information has been redacted from all known imperial records! ³ You know it, you love it! ⁴ As is tradition, heiresses who think they have what it takes are driven to challenge the sitting sovereign to a duel to the death. The winner keeps the tiara for herself and ascends to the title of Alternia’s reigning Empress. ⁵ TrollMZ on Instagrub. (@TrollMZ). "HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION SPOTTED SLAYING AND #SLAYING WITH ANOTHER PERFECT MANICURE." ¹² ⁰⁵ ³¹³⁷, ⁴:¹⁷ PM. Instagrub. ⁶ The Sufferer’s Sacrifice, also known as the Sufferer’s Shame, refers to an alleged incident in which a mutantblood spoke out against the Condesce’s rule and was summarily executed for it. For more information, visit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sufferers_Shame ⁷ This failed rebellion, incited by the hands of a bronzeblood known as the Summoner, was allegedly inspired by the life of the Sufferer. For more more information, visit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_failed_lowblood_revolts ⁸ Gl’bgolyb, The Rift’s Carbuncle, Emissary to the Horrorterrors, Speaker of the Vast Glub, She Who Sleeps in the Abyss, Big Mama, Bringer of the Glubpocalypse. #WikipetanHighlightedArticle @coronateCruelty
my, my. now t)(is is an article! say... we s)(ould write more toget)(er, s)(ouldnt we?
That would be very exciting! Wikipedia is the free online encyclopedia that anyone can contribute to after all! What do you have in mind?
Begin re-editin Barack Trollbama's wikipedia page to be filled wit)( all war crimes, trolls slaug)(tered in )(is name, drone strikes, and every embargo )(e's ever performed. POST IT PUBLICALLY, FRONT AND C-----ENT------ER! D------EFAM------E )(IM B------EYOND R------ED----EMPTION!
Okay...! I need to take a break from my husktop for a bit because staring at screens all night is bad for one's health but I will begin working dilligently on it as soon as possible!
What do you mean Wikipedia is here now.
you're too late, barack trollbama. i )(ave already laid claim to possession of troll wikipedia, and now, t)(e wealt)( of information it )(as WILL be mine, per t)(e --------EMPIR----E'S RUL-----E.
I'm pretty sure Wikipedia is not politically aligned. That's actually one of it's main selling points, if I'm not mistaken.
Wikipe-tan's views are not reflective of Wikipedia as a whole! I am just a mascot! Wikipedia is as impartial as Alternian publications are allowed to be!