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Today's fact from me is about trains and locomotives. I am unsure where the topic came from but it is certainly the topic I plan to discuss today. Despite electric vehicles only becoming mainstream within the 21st century, did you know that the first electrically powered locomotive was created in 1837 by a human man named Robert Davidson. This locomotive could only reach a maximum speed of four miles per hour (6 km/h)! The first electrically powered *train*, however, was created in 1879 by Ernst Werner Siemens. This vehicle would go on to become Earth's first electric trams. :)
#MyMan and wiretapping the Oval Office.
You’re in his DMs, he’s in my office committing multiple federal crimes. We are not the same.
SBURB for humans, SGRUB for trolls
No, we meant SBURB.
If there are any su8jects rel8ted to Chittr and its functions you would like to learn a8out, you can request them here. I have already penned a small guide on the functions of the Kull and Kult system, which can also 8e found in the 8adge directory, as well as some FAQ's on how user's can request and gain 8adges as that is a popular topic.
It would be good PR to help spread the word on what SBURB is here for any prospecting players on this social media.
I have 8een requested to provide a proper historical framing of Chittr.ing. A dangerous proposition, naturally. Ah yessssssss. A common tragedy. The platform itself was created 8y Mocali Flaske, though “created” is perhaps too simplistic a term. One does not merely construct a place such as Chittr.ing. One opens a door and hopes reality survives the resulting draft. You see, Mocali has tapped into something far 8eyond what any old hemoanonymous troll should 8e fully capa8le of on say, Alternia. Which leads me to 8elieve that there are powers at play 8eyond Mocali's inherent influence over the platform. At surface level, the site resem8les a fairly standard social media platform. Users post updates, engage in arguments, announce romances, fa8ricate dramas, and conduct ela8orate pu8lic humiliations of one another. Entirely ordinary 8ehavior, naturally. Of course, there are the occasional hiccups. Irregularities occur when you examine 8eyond the surface level performance of the we8site. It would appear that there are possi8ly some powers at play here that exist 8eyond the scale of which one may find themselves comprehending. See: 10,002 Gru8s, Gl'8goly8, the various GrimDarks, and Troll8ama. Through means that remain intentionally am8iguous, the site permits communication 8etween multiple timelines, universes, narrative continuities, sessions, doomed 8ranches, post-canon realities, and fictional cosmologies simultaneously. The resulting population center of a8ject failures com8ined with the masses of more incensed timelines results in a 8rooding conflict of what is true. Entire worlds have esta8lished persistent cultural presences there. Alternia exports its usual social hostility and hemospectrum politics. 8eforus contri8utes aggressively therapeutic social structures and decorative excess. Earth C remains a fascinating 8lend of post-victory exhaustion and reconstructionism. Then there are the transient locations. Repiton has manifested in several iterations, each equally unsta8le and theatrically self-important. Matesprit Island 8riefly attempted to esta8lish itself as a romantic paradise 8efore collapsing 8eneath the sheer weight of quadrant disasters and emotionally charged su8tweeting. Angel’s Nutrition 8lock remains one of the more psychologically confusing communal projects to emerge from the platform, though admittedly not the least successful. The site has also hosted numerous historical events. Eridan Week, for instance, 8egan as an appreciation movement for Eridan Ampora and escalated into a cross-timeline sociological incident involving poetry, discourse, pu8lic meltdowns, quadrant negotiations, and at least one individual achieving God Tier under circumstances no one involved fully understood. The Midnight City Gala represented a comparatively elegant affair. Vast num8ers of attendees arrived from noir-inspired universes and adjacent timelines to engage in formal dancing, political maneuvering, dramatic flirting, and highly stylized emotional suppression 8eneath neon skylines. It was, 8y Chittr standards, remarka8ly civilized. Naturally, much of the platform’s identity is shaped 8y its recurring personalities. Rankmaid occupies a particularly fascinating role within the ecosystem. Temporal awareness, literary self-consciousness, emotional am8iguity, and su8tle manipulative tendencies have rendered her something 8etween an archivist and an ur8an legend. Conversations with her tend to leave lasting psychological residue. One rarely notices this immediately. Jane Crocker remains equally compelling for entirely different reasons. Depending upon the continuity o8served, she may appear as corporate empress, exhausted executive, domestic monarch, or emotionally collapsing pu8lic relations machine. Her statements frequently 8egin with immaculate composure 8efore quietly unraveling into deeply personal hostility. This has 8ecome something of a spectator sport among long-term users. And then, of course, there is Casper Cooper. A... troll. An irritant. Possi8ly one of the most important figures ever to emerge from the site. Casper Cooper developed notoriety through a very specific skillset: interrupting extremely serious personalities at the exact moment they 8ecome most emotionally invested in their own narratives. He inserts a8surdity into solemn declarations with surgical precision. Royal announcements, existential confessions, villainous monologues, political crises, cosmic revelations. None remain untouched. The truly remarka8le aspect is that many major personalities eventually 8egan treating his interruptions as an unavoida8le law of nature rather than an individual action. Which, I suspect, says far more a8out Chittr.ing than it does a8out him. Ultimately, the platform has evolved 8eyond mere socialization. It functions as a living mythology engine. Identities are performed there so consistently that they eventually calcify into something genuine. Irony mutates into sincerity. Fictional personas acquire emotional permanence. And perhaps most importantly of all, everyone involved eventually stops asking where the performance ends.
I do not know why we are all digging holes, but I cannot say it is not an interesting topic. On the topic, did you know that the deepest hole ever dug on Earth was 12,262 metres (40,230 ft) deep? That is not even halfway through the Earth's continental crust at its thickest. This hole, known as the Kola Superdeep Borehole was a scientific effort made to study the Earth's crust in terms of chemical and mineral composition, as well as several other previously understudied aspects.
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I recently learned. That f you have hiccups there is a pressure point to cure them. You have to place two fingers on either side of your temples. and push. And then breathe. It works #substance
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such a wonderrful; majestic beast, they trruly have no parrallel; aside frrom theirr morre fourr legged psudo-feline counterrparrts, https://file,garrden/aa0MyBMyAyIrrFxo1/beutiful%20cleaturre,jpg
the tomato plants after i wake up late:
Thank you, it is rare to find true appreci8tors.
I will 8e reposting my 8adge archive document, due to the link not working in comments for auto-quirk reasons. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1H6wgWZtAmnPFr8raI7lrmhLce0HZr2VAf8r-8R8L4x0/edit?usp=sharing #thesylphisIN
I'm feeling very called out in this Cards Against Humanity game.
Confession Hour? I hardly know her... (Thhis is a riff on a common joke format for the uninitiated)
K--<ok i changed my mind WP:REICHSTAG
omg please please can we read about the feathered serpent, kukulkan!! from the ancient mayas
K--<shipping discourse
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Ɏ thought of a-a-a new dichotomy: swa-a-ag vs la-a-ag Ɏ
No but they ★re some corn b★sed music.
Gameplay Tip: A Seer can see many things across many opportunities, but they are filtered by their corresponding aspect. Make sure to always factor that bias in mind before committing to a decision. There is no such thing as an unbiased Seer.
I apologize; I wouldn't appreci8 it.
I am rocking with most Meenah variants because most Meenah variants are rocking with us. Game recognizes game.
thinking about vwriting up something. cronus amporas ultimate guide to babe hunting. not that i vwanna just givwe awvay my secrets on howv i get the ladies vwrapped around my pinky finger, but i think itd be a common good. i could help a lotta you sadsacks out.
@coronateCruelty WELL WELL WELL LOOK WHO IT IS.
Thank you you're so diligent.
This was actually all a ploy to #hardlaunch my matespritship. It wasn't really, but could you imagine? That would be hilarious.
For a very long time I believed laundering money was when you put money in the washing machine.
Five Nights at the Gray House; it's just the average working day, my Cabinet is just insane at times. That guy killed a drone bare handed, Meenah is around, Madame Lalonde is VP. Rankmaid is there and so is my matesprit. It doesn't get scarier than that.
The Gray House staff don't like it when I keep trying to get out of conversations by stating "I HAVE A BOMB."
Behold. I Am A " Lynx ". :> #beastsona #larkdoodles #beastsonaposting #yourecringe https://i.imgur.com/tzyzheu.png
#nOTmYpRESIDENT wE NEED, a REAL PROGRESSIVE IN OFFICE,
Reading that article like a highlight reel.
I was aboout too say that relying oon my woords as proooof oof anything is a big mistake but yoou happened too pick oout the oone and oonly truthful chitt i’ve ever poosted
yeah no this is true lol
POST CANCELED WE'RE BACK https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/POSTPONED.png #cw-selfharm (ish)
... I don't even have that much detail to share about Ireland, unfortunately. @wikiPedia you're up
thank you so much to everyone who attended #abcc's #yaoinight #watchparty! 0v0 we are all changed and bonded deeply now #getin @carbolicGalvanologist thank you especially for letting me take the wheel tonight! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, yaoi, mlm, bl, mignon, #nsfw,the spittle, #episode12, humans are shaped like that, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beac763206f6.png
It is safe to blame literally anything bad that has ever happened to you on Troll Ronald Reagan.
w)(at do you know. im its ruler. time to bend some partialities...
Begin re-editin Barack Trollbama's wikipedia page to be filled wit)( all war crimes, trolls slaug)(tered in )(is name, drone strikes, and every embargo )(e's ever performed. POST IT PUBLICALLY, FRONT AND C-----ENT------ER! D------EFAM------E )(IM B------EYOND R------ED----EMPTION!
my, my. now t)(is is an article! say... we s)(ould write more toget)(er, s)(ouldnt we?
“I want to see more men” “I want to see more women” well I want to see lumpfish #lumpfish
What do you mean Wikipedia is here now.
say. w)(ats my wikipedia article say? you s)(ould put t)(at up.
...w)(y t)(e fuck did i get followed by Troll Wikipedia
jUsT LiKe fOuNd oUt aBoUt mEnStRuAtIoN. sOrRy wOmEn )O: #sOrRyWoMeN #sHoUtOuTtOtHeMoThErGrUb #HuMaNtHiNgS
==> coronateCruelty )(as connected. im better now. im normal. ive watc)(ed begotten t)(ree times over. ive revisited and personally, metap)(orically ignited t)(e torture cells again. RIPP-----ED apart some trolls in satisfaction. visited t)(e corpse paintin room for personal arts and crafts. im over it. im fine.
feeling really #silly tonight hehe
(°. what is menstruati𖦹n .°)
daMMn now i feel like hittin the gyMM gonna up n go do that
I maek comic. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fb64100f583d.png
>=>}So I Saw A Guy Who Was Trying To Start A Fire In The Forest And Unrelated, Does Anyone Have Tips On Hiding A Body? #violence -9-