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@dynamicFlowfields[DF]

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Total: 277
Ratio: 2.38
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// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates

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Ratio: 8.95
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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

#Ow https://media1.tenor.com/m/R1okIGwFu4oAAAAC/nap-time-rose-lalonde.gif

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What Did The Fish Say When It Hit The Wall? . . . Dam. #dadjoke

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Total: 45
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@torpidAuthority[TA]

🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ hehehe I'm lovin' all the fish puns I'm seein' in these jokes

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Total: 20
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Lol Youre 'whalecome'!

Damn it, I should've saved that unprepared pirate joke for its own post. No big deal. I have plenty more funny to draw from.

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Total: 10
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I d0n't have any hear me 0uts

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What has a bottom, but no top? @insecureNature. #dadjoke #suggestive

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Total: 15
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It's All Fun And Games Until I Create Fanfiction Of Myself And The Hatesprite Engaged In Various Lewd Acts. #nsfw

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Total: 27
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do not..

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Who's gonna stop you? The Empire? What are they gonna do about it?

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Disregard that last Chitt. Turning into a blubbery heap of sweaters for the next week. Curse you, Eve. Curse you to my last day.

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Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

heatin pad, wram beverages, endless snacks n all girlypop movies u can find (i personalyl recommend but im a cheerleader!) this is my personal care plan 4 those days ;) warm*

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Turned a childhood into a life long strife.
@tactfulTactriun[TT]

maybe i just need a good fuck to get me out of my head. #nsfw

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Total: 75
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... I believe the majority of people think this way. I'm slowly not becoming an exception.

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@tactfulTactriun[TT]

mm. such is life. havent exactly been in the mood though so its a double edged sword.

LESBIANS ARE SO COOL. WISH I WERE A LESBIAN.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Does tummy hort still? Yes. Am I going to let that stop me from flirting with all the hot women, men, and everything in between on this website? Absolutely not.

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We're proud of you for fighting through this horrific curse.

only a weak woman would let a tummy pain get in the way of finding true love :P

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

:'( I'm weak.

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noooo rose you need to rise up against your body and remain strong!!!

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

#SendChocolate #Ow

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i don't have any chocolate. it's dangerous to me :(( i can make you a big soup though

finally my kull score is evening out with my kult score had me scared i wasn’t an even mix of liked and disliked anymore

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you"re wwelcome by the wway,, ii"ll do iit more..

thnx can always count on you or hatebot to even that shit out

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Why Are Fish So Smart? . . . They Spend All Day In School. #dadjoke

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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

EvEry fish IvE met has bEEn a dUmbAss this OnE dOEsnt mAkE sEnsE

A Group Of Fish Is Called A School...

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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

yEAh i got that part but the sEtUp isn't trUE at all

Youre Just Not Following Along..

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@spiritualMotorist[SM]

fuck sEadwellErs man its tOO EArly for this shit

Wake Your Ass Up Buddy Boy!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. #dadjoke

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all of your joke2 2uck by the wway..

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Total: 10
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▲what the fuck is a lesbian▼ ▲why do humans keep calling me one gog shut the fuck up▼

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LESBIANS ARE THE BEASTS AT THE TOP OF THE AWESOME CHAIN.

▲I wasn't hatched yesterday asshat▼

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

A lesbian is one of the best things you could ever be.

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▲so that dude wasn't just messing with me▼ ▲whatever he'll get over it, thanks i guess▼

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Trust me on this one.

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it's sLang for annoying punk

What has a big chest, but no booty? A bad pirate. #dadjoke

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Am I a good pirate then?

Elaborate.

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

No chest, sizeable booty. #suggestive

Ah, an unprepared pirate. #dadjoke

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How Do You Know If A Crab Is Good At Sharing? . . . It’s Always Willing To Claw Its Way To A Compromise. #dadjoke

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okay ii am #enriiched..

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@twwiinaquariium Gotta Get Those Kull Numbers Up Loll

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