most loathed chitts
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan ...Read more
"YOU H4V3 TO T34R H3R DOWN SO YOU C4N B3 H3R ROCK" L1T3R4LLY WH4T TH3 FUCK? YOU'R3 POST1NG 4DV1C3 ON WOM3N TH4T MOSTLY BO1LS DOWN TO "M4N1PUL4T3 TH3M" WH1CH H3Y!! 1S SH1TTY 4DV1C3 TO G3T W1TH 4NYON3!
4 GOOD SUMM4RY OF TH3 D1FF3R3NC3
This is... Fucking horrifying. Disgusting to a large degree. What the fuck is wrong with you??? How many Roses do you attempt to pathetically charm? It makes my skin crawl. There's something horribly fucked up about you.
hey, youre great and all, but the bubbles go on a long, long wvays, for a long, long time
You’re awful, and nothing I can say will make you realize that.
baby, didnt you read the prelude? i already knowv it.
Not enough for it to mean anything.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ This fucking sucks. ]
wow
oh cronus oh no cronus wwhat havve you done
I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg
YEAHHH MADE IT TO TOP HATED!!!!
Well this image is certainly something i suppose.
no pls not the garten banban i have been a good grl
I love when people check the loathed page and see this shit.
Excuse you, I have hair and feathers too. </3
Unforch, my eyes glow way too bright to be seen, but just know underneath that they absolutely do look like that. As for the beak, well I never had one to begin with.
BP Cursing you with ancient knowledge (the knowledge is bullshit)
I find myself missing this picture.
Aw mister president, it will always be on the loathed tab in case you need my piercing beautiful eyeballs.
Reminder that mediates count. B;)
Continuing the history of Uesugi Karkat from his courtesan era: The life of a courtesan had educated the Akatsuki in language, poetry, refinement, and performance before a small audience. The next chapter of his life would prepare him to perform in front of a large one. Chosen for youth, beauty, and the type of androgynous features that can be easily slanted towards femininity with a little cosmetic prestidigitation, the life of an ONNAGATA — a Grubuki actor who plays predominantly feminine roles — afforded the troll who would become Uesugi Karkat tremendous fame, recognition, and inordinate wealth for...Read more
TREMENDOUS IMPLICATIONS FOR #GIRLSNIGHT GOING FORWARD.
CHOTTO FUCKING MATTE. HIS SECRET LIFE AS THE WHAT.
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png
What? No. It's a light silver. You'd have to see it in person.
Congratullations. Or Ungratullations. I do not know anymore what is appropriate
aww, i wish you had been there...
Another absolutely gorgeous ensemble, Miss Crocker. Not to mention the beauty of the woman underneath.
wwhat wwere wwe fightin about again
I don't know. Who cares. Everything is terrible.
a lot a simps in the replies it makes me a bit sick fifty four likes is borderin on forelock tuggin sycophancy then again you are a wwahman so all you need to do is exist an drovves a droolin cads wwill magically appear to drag their mouth muscles across the ground you tread on the upside you look like youvve gained wweight vvery good keep up the excellent wwork i like a wwoman wwho does her due diligence an you my glitter dribblin tinkerbell made the right decision to inflate your backside for my vviewwin pleasure another ten scrawwls an i wwill be the one liftin the vveil to press a wwet kiss to your covvergrub rum raisin lips
FUCK YOU!!!!!
what did i even mother fucking do!!!!!!!! HOW ABOUT YOU PULL YOUR HEAD OUT YOUR OWN MOTHER FUCKING WASTE CHUTE. fuck you i don't mother fucking need this.
I know we don't always get along. Like when I forgot to bring your favorite toXic waste. Or when you crushed my first two-wheeled travel apparatus with your large body. Or when you accidentally ate my favorite pair of Slewboutins. But I'm thankful for you, nonetheless. I won't belabor the sentimentality, as I know we'd both rather be flayed and dunked into hot oil. Happy #LususDay, dumpmother. I hope you enjoy your gift. #LususReveal #MyLusus https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7500b3ad0dfc.png - MC Oleana
wHAT A LOVELY CREATURE, sHE LOOKS VERY WELL CARED FOR, jUST LOOK AT THE STATE OF THOSE TEETH, aND THE LACK OF EXTRANEOUS EXTERNAL RIPPAGE, tHE LOVE YOU TWO SHARE, iS CLEAR TO SEE,
Thank you, Miss Nitram. Only the best for dumpmother. She may not have literally given me life, but she chose, night after night, not to crush my small meat sack. Which is basically the same thing. - MC Oleana
pRETTY MUCH, nOT CRUSHING EACH OTHER TO DEATH IS,,, iT'S BASICALLY,,, iT,,, i NEED A MINUTE,
GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.
#the
I AM THE FUCKING MAN, BITCH. THE AMAZING, BAD ASS, AND ALL POWERFUL... LORD ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!!
HOO HOO HOO. LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER WHORE CAN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT SHE GOT FUCKING OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH YEAH YEAH GET OWNED BY #THEMAN
No I Dont Think I Will
Much of Uesugi Karkat's early life is completely unknown. Due to his total hemoanonymity over the many sweeps of his time in East Alternia, it cannot be deduced what province, prefecture, or continent he hailed from before his sudden arrival in Trollshiwara, the famous red light district of Troll Edo. What remains consistent is this — he arrived as a foreigner who did not speak the language, seemingly fallen out of the sky and into the cart of a local brothel owner. The owner was purportedly so taken with his boyish beauty and gap moe tsundere personality that he immediately set him to work as a court...Read more
DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ♤ - Waffles. ♢ - Pancakes. ♧ - French toast. ♡ - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.
((God, how old is that
◥▶◀◤ —> Mouthful of what?
Mouthful of what?
mouthful of what?
Very millennial of you, Ms. Crocker.
mouth full've what?
I was born in 1996.
We just said the same thing.
The ancient hymns...
<3 !!!my mouth is oPen ANd waiting messiah!!! dOOT dOO dOOT dOO
Since we're in Quadrants and Charms 1101 this afternoon. React to this chit with the quadrant in which you suppose you would be your absolute MOST toxic.
TOM!!!!!
iT'S OKAY, wE COULD NEVER BE MAD AT YOU, bUD,
In fairness, what would be yours or did you already say?
any of them but especially the concupiscent ones!!!
Never been a romantic.
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY. RECORDED OR OTHERWISE. I HAVE LIKED AND PITIED A CHITT. CHERISH THIS MOMENT. IT WILL NOT BE REPEATED.
AHEM. I may circulate this post for the afternoon and evening crowds again, so don't be surprised if you see a repost. Here are the details for the next season of TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL. Our roster will include: - Twelve trolls, rust through violet castes. Two will be permitted to enter as hemoanonymous. - Four carapacians. - Eight human beings. - Two wildcards. Sprites, cherubs, and species otherwise not listed here. The grand prize for winning will be a fast track to sleazy tabloid fame, a small fortune, and *one* favor of your choice granted by myself. TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTER...Read more
I'd apply but that'd piss m'off t'get \/\/0ted on.
Hoo! Oh, I presume it would. Come, now. You're alive and well. You certainly have some years of wisdom on these youngsters. Why so shy?
Is there still the rule on godtiers/god like people not being able to join?
ThiS next teSt requireS reactive cOOperatiOn. If yOu can keep aLL fOur reactS even acrOSS the bOarD. YOu wiLL paSS the teSt. Off the recOrD I DOn't think yOu can DO it.
What was your favorite part of #eridanweek? ❤️ - RUMBLE NIGHT ♠️ - IWANTCANDY NIGHT ♦️ - TROLL LADY GAGA ♣️ - THE CRUCIFIXION
If you have an answer you would like to have win, I might suggest changing that one to the hate react.
ITS IWANTCANDY NIGHT AND THE RUMBLE, NOT EVEN A QUESTION, BEST PART OF THE ENTIRE WEEK.
I'm putting up an icon of Saint Eridan in my home like a good Catholic.
imma find a way to keep you dead foreva you just wait
the bomb also
Ahem. I would be remiss NOT to take a brief recess from Crockercorp's annual Conference for Key Market Engagement Strategy to wish a VERY happy Mother's Day... To my future self. :B To all the things you will accomplish, the foremost of which today includes an ASPIRATIONAL quantity of perfect progeny. Congratulations. <3
Have you ever thought about dogs? They’re like if babies followed basic instructions. Could be big.
Ugh, no.
aRE YOU PLANNING ON BECOMING, a MOTHERGRUB ANALOGUE,,?
Oh, there's a whole day for such a celebration? How marvelous. Happy Mother's Day, Miss Crocker.
Absolutely not.
Why thank you, my dear Mr. Kerian. :B
wHAT QUANTITY, aRE WE TALKING THEN BECAUSE, wHEN YOU SAY A LOT, tO MY PAN THAT MEANS,,, a LOT,
i cAn lOoK InTo tHe fUtUrE AnD I SeE LoTs oF MoThEr fUcKiNg gOoD ThInGs cOmIn oUt oF YoU, jAnEy. HaPpY MoThEr rEaRiNg dAy oR MoThEr dAy oR WhAtEvEr iT Is.
wAiT WhAt tHe fUcK. "DeAr".
@obliqueDetourer https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0046055a3877.gif
i wish you woulldnt make it so fuckin hard to hate you by posting the funniest shit ive ever seen every singlle night
thats what ♯imsaying
makes you wwant to purchase betty crocker goods and servvices dont it
purchase? buddy i dont. i dont use money. i know its been a whille ive said this but im reminding everyone now, i excllusivelly trade via bartering.
>>>(Continue) routine as normal?!.
>>>(Pay) no mind!
catch this pretentious muckblood in the troll starbucks tryin to exchange a godawwful hivvemade tapestry for their early evvenin energy sludge
oh you are so #cancelled. that was #probllematic buddy. its so over for you. you are OFFICIALLY #unwoke
i havve the pass
AND MY WEAVING IS RENOWNED ACROSS THE PLLANET YOU PIECE OF SHIT GO FUCK YOURSELLF
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 2: jade harley #nsfwv #nsfvwe #petplay #dubcon #cagttl yes. ear scritches vwork. lets just get that outta the wvay. i hawve newver, and i mean newver, met a jade wvho didnt melt for this. try scratching at the base of the tail too, just abovwe it, they lovwe that shit. sure youll sometimes find non-dog jades, but thats pretty damn rare. they alwvays go for the petplay stuff too, like, evwen if youre pretty wvanilla you shouldnt hawve a problem tossing out a good girl or good puppy, thatll get her wvagging like crazy. you a little more advwenturous? collar, ma...Read more
if i EVER see you talking to jade at all actually i will maul you so hard you will wish you were double drad!!!
making sure youre avware that youre being a vweirdo freak, jackass
we need t0 put y0u d0wn.
*---(Wow. I actually miss when I was just going along with the masses saying you should be culled and didn't really know why.)
wvhoa, easy girl
i will cut a line from the space just above your nook to your sternum snd reach inside pull out your acid tubes tie them around your neck and hang you from a tree while i slowly flay pieces of your skin off of your body #nsfwe #gore
the engagement obvwiously
quit being a baabeaple
common misconception actually
look if the humans dont havve some sorta disgustin vvestigial tail like growwth comin out their backs they could at least provvide some vvisual evvidence like i need you to take a picture wwith your ass out your back bent in wwith your pussy barely peeking through from a loww angle wwith your face in it wwinking wwith your tongue out and your feet in it and your arches exposed your toes clenched and your torso at 3/4 rotation wwith your side boob and your nipples just out of sight wwith a choker on and panties around your wwaist wwith the middle pulled to the side and your hands through the sides of the p...Read more
It wvas a good try, kid.
this kinda rhetoric dont wwork on chittr half the trolls on here plead for concupiscent attention like its their flippin job actually lets face it its more than half youd miss us anywway
this ain't it, (hief
Ugh weren't yoou crucified this is the secoond time i becoome a witness oof peoople cooming back froom the dead and i hate it
mmmmmm wait
I'll help you. I was designed with human anatomy. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d8d03d8da0b4.png #nsfw
i... need to step up my game, god damn.
nice
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. LONG TIME, NO CHITT. THERE HAVE BEEN SOME *AGGRAVATING* DEVELOPMENTS IN MY CAREER AS A PLATFORM USER, AS A CREATOR, AND ABOVE ALL, AS ONE OF THE UNLUCKY JACKOFFS STILL UNACCOUNTABLY FORCED TO EXIST IN A PLACE AND TIME WITHIN A MULTIVERSAL CONTINUITY OF ENDLESS, CACOPHONOUS FUCKRUMPUS PARADOX CHICANERY. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN BUSY TRYING AND FAILING TO WRIGGLE OUT OF THESE DEVELOPMENTS, I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN AROUND TO PROVIDE AN UPDATE. I'M GOING TO DO THAT NOW. SO DON'T MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF, BECAUSE I WON'T. I'LL JUST PULL UP THIS CHITT, SEIZE YOU VIOLENTLY BY THE HEAD, AN...Read more
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF. I’VE NEVER BEEN SORRY. AND I’M NOT STARTING NOW.
you look great wwith a tie i guess i wwas just expectin it to be more green @handMaid i thought scratch forced you poor devvils to be green
I WAS HOPING THEY WOULD PUT HIM IN THE MAIDLY MINISKIRT. #MISSEDOPPORTUNITY.
D--> This is e%tremely displeasing news if I was able to share my immunity to such nefarious mind controlling capabilities I would do so even if not especially if doing so would remove said immunity from my thinkpan....allowing the focus of...b100....and....highb100ds....to finally....attempt to dominate my mind....not that they would have much....success. D--> Musings aside if you need any support do not hesitate to ask. I am uncertain how far my parado%ical associatoin with Lord English goes in terms of its place on the Felt hierarchy...hopefully not....too low I mean...could you imagine me being beneath all those plush shoes....but I will stretch whatever capabilities I have to assist you even if it leaves me gaping from e%haustion. #nsfw #liteerallythatworkisnotsafe
Finally. Some competent help.
HHHHH. KUDOS.
D--> I am e%periencing quite the...confused conflu% of emotions over your....e%citement over my post.
so happy to have you as part of the team! 0u0 also i just finished giving @caliBorn his bath could you deep clean ablution block 42 theres a lot of blood
AND VERY LITTLE OF IT. IF ANY AT ALL. WAS MINE. IF RECOLLECTION SERVES. THERE SHOuLD BE A REALLY EFFICIENT FIFTEEN PERCENT PEROXIDE SOLuTION. SOMEWHERE IN ONE OF THE MILK CARTONS. IT SHOuLD BE LABELED. WITH A FROWNIE FACE. TO SuGGEST IT IS SPOILED. OR AT LEAST. WOuLD SPOIL THE INTERNAL CONTENTS. OF ANYONE FOOLISH ENOuGH TO DRINK IT. BE WARNED. IT IS NOT EDIBLE. IT IS ONLY FOR REMOVING THE ALL TOO COMMON BLOODSTAINS. THERE IS. HOWEVER. NO MEANS OF DISCERNING ONE FROM THE OTHER. WITHOuT THE SNIFF TEST. AND SINCE WE DO NOT uSE THAT FRIDGE FOR ANYTHING. BuT HARBORING CHEMICALS. FAILING THAT. THERE IS ALSO THE VERY MINISCuLE. TASTE TEST. IF YOu DID NOT DIE. YOu HAVE NOT FOuND IT YET. GOOD LuCK.
1 KNOW 1 H4V3N'T B33N ONL1N3 MUCH R3C3NTLY BUT FUCK. PL34S3 B3 OK4Y
Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two c...Read more
Cut out the middle man! Why not #erijake solo style?
-=[RAILLING ?_☺]=-
holy sh1t. fuck yes
<-|--|~~ YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.
i used to pray for times like these i got down on my knees i bowed my head i said dear aoba hello its me again its aradia can you please bring back rumble i would do anything i would give anything i would destroy anything in exchange for this #imcoming #imcoming #imcoming i cant believe this my dreams are coming true thank you thank you thank you thank you im #watchingthisspace #iwanttolive #rankbait #jakedirk #imcoming
wwait a second https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c086ce81b1d1.png
#DirkJake.
Heh i always keep a slot open for a fellow hero of hope! So lets HOPE you can keep your head up in this tussle!
THEYRE BACK YOUREEEE MAD
I am curi9us. What happens at such an event? The p9st d9esn't make it 96vi9us t9 me.
@gutlessGorturer Alrighty. Let us dispense with the pretense of pleasantry, here. I am going to shift to a lower gear NOT in retreat, but in response to what you must assume is a well-calculated assessment of my person. Some minor concessions. That I stress test my alternates and peers for low-risk data by which I may color my own upward momentum. Such is the necessary vehicle of self-improvement when one has blown off the training wheels and is shakily keeping upright of their own volition- something you know nothing about!! Also, they need a little pushing. It's good for them, and for you. Or ...Read more
You'd 8e surprised how easy it is to rig a stupid computer to replic8te someone so low, Tavros!!!!!!!!
jANE IS BASICALLY, oNE OF MY BEST FRIENDS AND TRUST ME SHE,,, sHE'S INIMITABLE,
Tavros you're asking me to give a sh8t a8out an account that apparently had me 8locked despite never having spoken to them 8efore in my life, you're going to have a 8etter time getting a set of ro8ot legs than getting me to c8re with the week I've had 8EFORE heaeing wit this petty sh8t.
,,,i DID GET, a SET OF ROBO LEGS, bUT ALSO i DON'T NEED THEM ANYMORE? i AM CONFUSED BY THIS,
sURE AS LONG AS YOU, pLEASE DO NOT CALL ME MAN?
I use it as a general term for everyone including my w8fe 8ut sure, I'll try to remem8er to make an exc8ption for you.
i APPRECIATE IT! i AM NOT, gENDER-NEUTRAL SO, i WOULD PREFER TO NOT GET GENDER-NEUTRAL TERMS APPLIED TO ME, tHANKS }:)
Everyone wants to be the biggest pervert in the sherbert.
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Lik£, tru£. B£caus£ lik£ I wish I was!! LMAO.
Beautiful location. Considering a timeshare.
the biggest g0oner 0n the scho0ner?
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THIS ONE WINS.
It's good for your growth to have aspirational goals. Might I suggest anything else in the whole world?
ty. i've retired fr0m it professi0nally.
Im lik£, SO sorry lik£, Jan£y but I lik£ n££d you to lik£, tak£ on£ good lik£, look at m£ and lik£, think about that lik£, again. ;,[
i just wanna deliver mail.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 3: jane crocker #nsfwv #nsfwve #substance #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so jane? lowve her, lovwe the aesthetic, sorta gal i could see vwearing a poodle skirt wvithout evwen being told to. but, outta the human babes, shes the one i hawve the least experience vwith. loads of the other three running around the bubbles, only a handful of these ones. wvevwe also got the big famous one on here, shes a bit of an outlier though. i hawvent gotten wvith her yet, but ill givwe you my read on her all the same. the most common type of jane i see is the ingenue. dre...Read more
(=ｘェｘ=) #GROSS #DONTPOSTTHISONYURIDAYEVERAGAIN
look, the timing is unfortunate, i get that, but trollbama gawve me the presidential pardon, its my pinned post
NEVER STOP POSTING.
this babe gets me!
And suddenly, any and all hypothetical attraction i might have felt for you is thoroughly and utterly evaporated.
wvait you felt any amount of hypothetical attraction towvards me?
Past tense. Come anywhere near me or my family, and you're *triple* dead.
okay vwhy though? i gotta knowv vwhat i wvas doing right
Too bad! Thats classified information now! Maybe think twice before talking about women like theyre buffets for you consume.
ill liwve
Dear god. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d4308246c45.PNG
we dont need to be universes apart for my )(and to grace you. mine is t)(e )(and t)(at takes in plain sig)(t, amidst walkin s)(adow. all t)(e pointers id take in t)(e world, but you still clin to my old )(uman infrastructure, down to t)(e logo. if i didnt know any better, by t)(e way you carry yourself, t)(e way youre so interested in troll legacy, t)(ere may just be more of me in you t)(an you're lettin on... but maybe t)(ats a question to ask yourself in t)(e mirror next time.
I would bet my hat you just hunched forward over your desk to formulate that response. Shall we continue to go back and forth over which of us is POSITIVELY NOT BOTHERED? It must be a difficult pill to swallow for a woman who once imagined eternity sprawled before her and then got her everloving shit rocked. How should I say this. You're being let go; your department's being downsized; you're part of an outplacement; we're going in a different direction. Your services among sapient civilization will no longer be required. Enjoy that hot pink slip. :B
you are one bar away from soundin like an epic rap battle of )(istory lyric you absolute goober
History indeed! :B That is an excellent summation of your person! You are history.
na)(. just makin it. keep writin under my legacy, )(e)(e)(e)(...
hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk hOnK HoNk
What the hell.
mOtHeR FuCkEr i tAkE BaCk eVeRyThInG I EvEr sAiD AbOuT ThAt sTuPiD MoThEr fUcKiNg bAbY FeVeR ThInG YoU HuMaNs gEt. No i dOn't. YeS I Do. No i mOtHeR FuCkInG DoN'T. i dOn't wAnT GrUbS. eVeR.
Hah! Oh, miss Crocker this is very sweet. I trust you had a good time within the brooding caverns?
I'M GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO'S HAD TO DEAL WITH SOMEHOW THIS EXACT SPECIFIC SCENARIO. AT LEAST YOU HANDLED IT BETTER THAN I DID AND DIDN'T FALL FLAT ON YOUR FUCKING ASS, ALMOST SQUISHING AN INFANT ZAHHAK.
click farm part 2 #nsfw ♡: thighs ◇: wires cause i shouldve put this in the other one lmao ♧: tummy ♤: muscles
#norepresentation
IM GETTING THERE what do you want in part 3 lol
I don't know I didn't think I'd get this far actually.
lmao
this is a truly inspired meth0d 0f engagement baiting. i wish i'd th0ught 0f it.
you can steal the idea i dont mind
0k but i have t0 wait at least 2 days n0w 0r else i'll l00k un0riginal.
lmao fair enough
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 5: aradia megido #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl rusties. god damn do i lovwe rusties. it aint ewven my fault. theres just something about the povwer dynamic that puts em in heat. if youre a highblood, youre in luck. if not, vwell, at vworst youre equal to a rustie. thisll come up later and it aint just an aradia thing, let alone a megido thing, but its important. also, think im gonna get this outta the vway first. not tagging her or anything, and you shouldnt either. unless? yeah, rankmaid is technically an aradia. havwent...Read more
this is gonna get you absolutely zero pussy btw. aside from being weird and misogynistic its also lame as fuck
oh buddy, this isnt a plan, this is me reporting on vwhats wvorked.
D--> I mean this with all the sincerity I can muster, grab the nearest piece of rebar you can find and shove it down your chute until you can fit no more. That is the appro%imate feeling any living being with a pulse is filled with while reading your posts. Just reading the aradiabot section of this post made my b100dpusher shrivel. If I could rewrite any portion of that chassis, I would make sure to write a line specifically to ensure they are compelled to kick versions of you in the crotch. I am unsure of how e%actly my eventual incorporation into Doc scratch will occur, if it will at all, but if it does I will use every single ounce of my willpower to retroactively bring misery upon whatever variant of you I shepherd. You are filthy in a way no amount of towels could soak, the very act of touching them would render them fit only for a furnace. #nsfw #violence
ALWAYS NICE TO SEE A FELLOW #BURGUNDYBADDIE PULLING GOLD MEDAL NUMBERS. #GUTTERTRASHEXCELLENCE. THANK YOU CRONUS. VERY COOL.
https://chittr.ing/profile/centaursperipherals/9cc4c035-947c-47c6-816e-9523feb94149 this you?
D--> Yes, that is me. I fail to see how me being normal about robotic versions of my friends has anything to do with your pathetic, snivelling dispute of their personhood. Regardless of the comple% relationship I have had with Aradia, bot or not, I have never doubted her or the personhood of any other of them who are inhabiting a robot body. If I stuck your soul inside a bot I would know for a fact it would still be the same blubbering sea sponge useful only for cleaning the ocean f100r regardless of the quality of my craftsmanship as an e%ample..
thanks cronus reading this really perked me up after learning i was fired
yeah any time svweetheart
ugh you are a pain in the friggin spinal chute but i cant ignore wwhat is arguably your magnum opus youre givvin neil strauss a run for his caegars this stirred my loins somethin fierce
DON'T YOU WORRY. YOUR FAMILIARITY WITH THE INTERIOR OF KITCHEN APPLIANCES IS ABOUT TO SPREAD BEFORE YOU LIKE A VAST NEW TERRITORY. YOU ARE NOT GOING IN THE FRIDGE. I WILL MAKE YOU BEG ME FOR THE COOL REPRIEVE OF THE CRISPER DRAWER. BUSTER, WE ARE HAVING GAMBURGER HELPER FOR DINNER! YOU'RE GOING HEAD FIRST INTO THAT FUCKING OVEN!!!!! #nsfw #violence #gore
Jane- I mean. Miss Crocker. Aren't you giving him too much attention...?
ohmygodyoureok youre ok youre ok thank you thank god i love you bark im so sorry i couldnt get to you i couldnt stop him i couldnt save you im so sorry i love you youre ok
wAIT HE STILL HAS HIS, pSUEDO-IMMORTALITY, rIGHT?
...holy shit. holy *shit.*
GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I CA_'T EVE_ MOUЯR_ THE HUMILIAЯRIOUS ЯRITЯRIALS THAT PLAGUE MY BЯROTHEЯR I_ MIЯRTH, GAMBUЯRGEЯR HELPEЯR HAS ME HYSTEЯRICAL. :oX
↘️i am so sorry for not being able to catch this image the second it was posted.↘️ ↗️I WAS LOCKED IN, MISTER AMPORA.↗️ ↘️but i am about to paint you an illustrious image.↘️ ↗️PICTURE ME, AN OFFICEDRONE↗️ ↘️(not like that)↘️ ↗️CREATING A SPREADSHEET TO PROPERLY ORGANIZE THE CHANGING SHIFTS OF MY LESSER COWORKERS.↗️ ↘️the trolls they scrape off the floor at nutrient consumption establishments and put to labor, as if they are capable of any thought higher than "i need to wake up tonight and suckle down a puck-shaped meat patty of debatable tenderness and also succulence."↘️ ↗️NOT ENTIRELY UNSIMILAR TO...Read more
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Deducting the amount of time it took you to write this from your pay. - MC Oleana
disregard her maldin wwro i wwill be summarily reimbursin you for evvery caegar deducted (in amporacoin)
He'd be better off being paid in Troll Monopoly money. - MC Oleana
↗️I DO NOT DO IT FOR THE MONEY.↗️ ↘️i do it out of passion.↘️
#HeyMan #IThinkYouMightBeAPervert
- Oh mmy god
FROM ALMOST NO FIT. FITCHECK-SAN HAS NEVERTHELESS CONJURED AN IMPRESSIVE FITCHECK. TRULY. YOU HAVE MASTERED THE ART OF SUBSISTING OFF OF #NOTHING. LIKE A PLASTIC PLANT. OR A STARVING MONK.
↘️i am like the office drylands plant that no one is watering.↘️ ↗️SUBSISTING OFF PEBBLES.↗️ ↘️and little else.↘️
th1s 1s…. what
Some of you perverted reprobates ought to have your physical addresses reclassified as Superfund sites. I shudder to imagine what encrustation of bodily material hazards your F-ing dwellings. No, hold on. My moment in the seer's hood. I'm receiving a vision. Mmhmm. Yes. :| Some of you have stalactites hanging over your computer desks. I shan't say what of. #NSFW #NSFWE at this point.
youre gettin a little bit too visceral wit)( t)(ose descriptions t)(ere janey
hhhididnotreadmuchofthat but you called me a pervertedreprobate so thankyou.
If you find these posts overwhelming, may I suggest you cease munching shrimps with the wimps and sample some lobster with the monster?
Truly Disgusting In Every Measure.............
overw)(elmin? im just wonderin if t)(eyre inspired. say, w)(eres t)(e clown troll ya keep around...
At least when I'm posting dumb shit it's not all gooning all the time. Never gooning. Amen.
Prayer received! Thank you for the token of worship.
Y'know what. Yeah, why not. You can be the one that amen went to.
LMFAOOOO EW
Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
Regarding @aeneasCaldarium's #CAGTTL. I have thoroughly reviewed both the content of these dossiers AND the general community backlash. My own personal revulsion aside, I must deliver down props where due for this greased-down reprobate's investigative chops. In a way, they're sales chops, and he is the community's MOST reviled door-to-door entrepreneur! It is a shame that burrowing betwixt the legs of a woman like a fat starving tick seems to occupy the greater share of his cognitive ability, because imagine what he could do if he weren't such a foaming pervert! I have seen the societal contributor...Read more
I refuse to rise to your pitch flirting, Makara. You aren't who I have eyes for, I'm afraid. You can't harm her in a way that matters, in a way that would stick. She is infinitely more powerful than you are, and she doesn't need you. But its good to know I get under your skin enough for you to change your quirk. This one is just as asinine, by the way.
Shit.
man whos to say any of that shitsmoke hes blowing up the sites ass is even true do we rly wanna take this guy as a primary source for anything.... lmao
god i wish i (ould agree with 7ou.
Hrmmmm. You raise a good point.
wdym by that
well, in addition to all of what i said to jane earlier, there was a rose here who saw all of what happened made a post about making bad de(isions, and then he approa(hed her, and she all but fell into his arms. so… #nsfw #nsfwe #substan(e
fuck ok maybe i was better off not knowing that <x(
i don’t blame 7ou
this is the future lowwblood radicals are tryin to take from you https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d666f1a7b9eb.png
i appreciate crockercorps support in these tryin times
I CONCUR! i meannnnnn….what this is so messed up.
guards can we dissect this guy’s brain so we can understand it
OH THIS IS WORSE THAN THE MOST RECENT POST.
oh hey kar wwhy are ya pretendin to be lime are you finally givvin flarp a chance or this the wwork of an inevvitable pan hemorrhage after perigees a ovverwworkin your anguish bladder anywway not sure wwhat all this yabberys about seein as the guy in the pic looks nothin like you but sure i can foot the toothculler bill
you are all nothin more than chess pieces
FIRST OF ALL, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY DIDN'T SAY JACK SHIT ABOUT HOW THE APPARENT "TRAD" "MUTIE" "MATESPRIT" IN THIS PICTURE LOOKS ANYTHING LIKE A DISTURBING APPROXIMATION OF MY PAST SELF. BUT SURE. LET'S JUST AGREE THAT THIS CRETINOUSLY BIG-EYED LITTLE FUCK STANDING AT YOUR RIGHT PRONG *ISN'T* ME. OR AT LEAST I'M ASSUMING THAT'S *SUPPOSED* TO BE YOU, IF YOU GOT DRESSED IN THE DARK AFTER SOME SORT OF SEMI-CATASTROPHIC NUG CONTUSION. AND HERE YOU ARE ACCUSING *ME* OF HAVING SOME SORT OF PAN INJURY. IT IS GENUINELY STRADDLING THE BORDELINE OF BEING ACTIVELY FUCKING CONCERNING, BUT WE'LL PUT A PIN IN THAT. SECONDLY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF DELIRIANT SUBSTANCE A "FLARP" IS, BUT IF IT'S MAKING YOU ACT LIKE THIS MUCH OF A MOIST GLOBE, YOU CAN KEEP IT ALL TO YOURSELF. YOU'RE WELCOME. HOW INCREDIBLY FUCKING MAGNAMIOUS OF ME IN THESE TRYING TIMES. THIRDLY, I'M ACTUALLY PRETTY OFFENDED RIGHT NOW THAT YOU'D INSINUATE I'M "PRETENDING" TO BE A LIME BLOOD. AS IF *I WOULD EVER ACT LIKE THAT MUCH OF A PAPER-SKULLED IMBECILE AND TRY TO HIDE SOMETHING THAT STUPIDLY IMMUTABLE*, AND IT'S FRANKLY KIND OF FUCKING CRAZY THAT YOU'D SAY THAT *ESPECIALLY* WHEN YOU KNOW THAT *LIME IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE COLOR, YOU SHIT-GRINNING MORON*. I THINK EVEN THE PAST-MOST YOU WOULD HAVE THE SENSE TO KNOW THAT I CARE WAY MORE ABOUT THE TRUTH TO THINK THAT'S EVEN REMOTELY FUNNY. FOURTHLY, I CAN TELL YOU DIDN'T READ MY RESPONSE, WHICH KIND OF COMPLETELY FUCKING OBVIATES THE POINT OF USING A MEMO TO COMMUNICATE AT ALL. I WANT YOU TO TAKE YOUR GLANCE NUGGETS AND TRY TO GET BACK ON SKYHORSE WITH THIS ONE. GO BACK TO MY ORIGINAL COMMENT. YOU'LL START WITH THE FIRST SENTENCE. *SLOWLY* RUN YOUR NUGGETS OVER ALL OF THE INDIVIDUAL WORDS IN EACH SENTENCE UNTIL IT MAKES SENSE. AND THEN GO ON TO THE NEXT ONE. RINSE, REPEAT, AND THEN ASK YOURSELF. DO I THINK HE *REALLY* WANTS ME TO PAY FOR THE PROVERBIAL VISIT TO THE TOOTHCULLER'S DEN? THE ANSWER TO THIS MAY SHOCK YOU. -- THIS POST IS PENDING FINAL REVIEW BY THE BEFORAN BUREAU OF PUBLIC INFORMATION AND SOCIAL MORALE. --
oh i read it from start to finish alright an it wwas pretty crystal to me that youre doin that thin wwhere youre hopin ill see through your broodin facade an despite your insistence do the opposite ill givve ya this i wwouldnt be caught dead wwearin a graphic tee unless it wwere that one cause like come on man its bangin anywway you shouldvve just said you wwere beforan wwould havve savved myself a lot a time an energy goin wwith a simple hate react considerin howw insufferable you thin carapaced tenderbloods are
NO. NO. NO. FIRST POINT: I'M VERY PATENTLY NOT DOING THAT SHIT YOU THINK I'M DOING. NOT THIS TIME. AND THAT'S ALL THERE REALLY IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER, AND SO THAT FESTERING NODULE ON THIS BORDERLINE METASTATIC NUB OF A CONVERSATION IS OVER AND DEALT WITH. POINT MADE. MOVING ON THE SHIRT ISN'T "BANGING," AND I THINK YOU'D DO A NEAR-NEGLIBLE AMOUNT OF WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT THAT WORD TO MEAN WHILE WEARING IT. AND BEFORE YOU INSINUATE THAT I'M BEING SOME SORT OF SOFT-SPINED PRONG HOLDER, I'M NOT EVEN TRYING TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT HERE. IT'S JUST THAT IT LOOKS INCREDIBLY STUPID, AND I WANT BETTER THAN THAT FOR YOU. SO YOU CAN GET TO PULLING YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR CRAMPED ROEHOLE AND THROW THAT GARBAGE OUT. I DON'T SEE WHAT ME BEING BEFORAN HAS TO DO WITH THIS. YOUR SHIRT JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE THE LOWEST HANGING FRUIT ON THE SHORTEST FUCKING FROND NUB IN THE ORCHARD. YOU ORDERED ATTENTION, AND NOW IT'S ON YOUR MEAL PLATFORM. YOU CAN TAKE IT OFF AND PUT ON SOMETHING NORMAL NOW. I'M GIVING YOU *EXPLICIT PERMISSION*, BRO.
OOC // the equally stupid expanded custom JANE KIN FLOWER https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f67926165357.png
((Flappy Bob being more core to her than like, the Fairy Godmother from Shrek is a choice I never would have expected, and that’s why you’re the best
OOC // HAHAHAHA I CAN EXPLAIN I CAN EXPLAIN
i know THAT'S right!
A RAPID FIRE SUMMATION OF MY OPINIONS ON VARIOUS METHODS OF CAKE DECORATION. Part two of ???. Did I say rapid fire? I meant colonial musket speed. This one's going to be a compilation. Lambeth deserved his own post for reasons I hope are self-explanatory. SEPARATED TIER CAKES are most commonly depicted as VINTAGE WEDDING CAKES. You can probably imagine for yourself my reaction to the transformation of a fully edible dessert into something half-plastic, rendered more of a decorative centerpiece. Actually feels like a concession in luxury and labor. But trust me when I say it is nothing compared t...Read more
I have a special hatepost reserved for Cake Boss cakes.
That might be the nicest thing you've ever said to me!
i d0n't have a wordplay f0r this one but i watched en0ugh imperially mandated baking television as a pupa tw0 vaguely recall some 0f this
I'm rather partial to black forest cakes, and my understanding of their traditional dressing is that they're to be frosted with simple whipped cream and topped with shaved chocolate, which I also sometimes see coating the whipped cream used to frost the sides. I've also seen more buttercream style whipped frosting used on these cakes. I guess I'm just curious to hear what you make of them, and if your preference leans towards the modern frosting or if you prefer the traditional lighter style?
The Alternian Empire did a couple of things right and that was one of them.
I'm also curious about your thoughts regarding the trend of jello cakes.
we can 0nly hope y0u will remember two make a c0rrect decision bef0re the weekend is out.
Added to the list!
Now that I would be most amenable to. Some sort of sponsored showcase of our talents, perhaps? One off cooking show?
A RAPID FIRE SUMMATION OF MY OPINIONS ON VARIOUS METHODS OF CAKE DECORATION. Part one of ???. VINTAGE LAMBETH CAKES. Starting off on a complimentary note. Ah, my sweet Lambeth. Do give Lambeth Method of Cake Decoration and Practical Pastries by Mr. Joseph A. Lambeth himself a read if you're ever looking to expand your horizons. When done skillfully and with a tactful selection of colors, this layered piping method, all buttercream, can BOTH harken back to timeless luxury AND hop aboard whatever stupid internet aesthetic trend you've decided to embody until all its juice has run out on social medi...Read more
I love that it censored my cake.
The pun to end all puns.
i layer my piping meth0d until it's all buttercream
Lik£, OMG. WOW. <3 This is lik£, so WOW! I lik£ f££l lik£, so smart aft£r r£ading this lik£. OMFG.
Legislation on Earth-C has officially outlawed the sale of all unauthorized, counterfeit materials bearing my likeness, including toys and other various silly comfortstuffs. Farewell and good riddance, "Janunu." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/77469c7a3c16.png
Okay I can't even blame you for this one.
Actually a reazonable decizion wtf iz that thing
... Thank you.
oh this is actually really cute.
Who would even want that?
Jane what the fuck is this.
It shoulld be put to the sword.
you all wwanted it literally evvery single one of you wwanted it so badly and it showws #itscoming #rumblenight #TWWO https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/90720f2d58b3.png #dirkjake #jakedirk #eridirkjake #rankbait
Please rub y0ur dicks t0gether #nsfw
All the meat you can feast your peepers on and more at this sausage party. Hot dog!
-=[ issthere a splashzone do you havve to reserve a spot inn the splashzone link pls_☺]=-
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And as always, I was correct. https://chittr.ing/profile/tenebrificTermagent/fdc43d64-6912-47b1-945e-135c0781e419
hEY SO UMM, i HAVEN'T HEARD BACK FROM YOU OR dIRK YET, vIS A VIS MY IDEAS FOR, tHIS RUMBLE, aND i HAVE LEARNED TO NOT COMMUNICATE THROUGH jAKE FOR SUCH DEALINGS, iF EITHER OF YOU COULD GET BACK TO ME, oN MY mASKED mOORAUDER CAMEO, iDEA PLEASE DO SO, aSAP, aHAHA,
The people aren't ready for all this man meat to go back on the market. Honestly, they hardly even deserve a repeat performance of our combat climax. And yet we provide. The refractory period is over. #RoundTwo
I didn't want this. I didn't want this. I DIDN'T WANT THIS. - MC Oleana
Stay tuned.
im so glad i didnt die im so gghhappy
wwhoa
Jerking off my WhatsCock right now. #nsfw
what the fuck.
Yeah ookay man
this marketing strategy MIGHT work knowing how desperate ppl can b here
What the fuck was I going on about flan for.
Glad to see you back in form, miss Crocker.
Phew-whee. That was an exercise in indulgence to be sure, my dear!
I do wish I knew what it was you got up to...You seem to be having quite a time of it. But I shan't pry. No room for peering eyes in the boardroom, hm?
Unreal Heiress, play Ain't No Rest for the Wicked by Scott Bradlee's Postmodern Jukebox.
You'll have to educate me on your taste in music sometime, miss Crocker. I'm sure this is, oh what are the kids saying...'Peak'?
Ma'am I recommend fifteen minutes of exercise this morning for the grubling health...
Obviously we're workshopping a #SignatureScent for @caligulasAquarium. I believe we're nearing the final result. Give him a sniff if you ever have the chance. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2563b639e71b.png
We had to kill SO many whales to curate the correct blend of ambergris.
And by "we," I mean Eridan.
PRO TIP: ORDER A BOTTLE WITH NO SALT SO THEY HAVE TO MAKE A FRESH BATCH.
↘️i can literally only dream of smelling like this.↘️ ↗️I AM GOING TO BREAK INTO MY ACID-RAINY NIGHT FUND AND SCRAPE THE BOTTOM OF MY COFFERS TO SUPPORT THIS ENDEAVOR IN SCENTGRINDING AND SIGNATUREMAXXING.↗️ ↘️the brand integrity is about to be rock solid and absolute.↘️ ↗️I AM SO EXCITED.↗️ ↘️i am going to smell this every night.↘️
You dope. It can't be purchased. What part of proprietary don't you understand.
↘️hh↘️ ↘️i am sorry.↘️
wwe havve fun on fishin friday
Not only do I h8 to admit this suits him, it also genuinely sounds like a good mix. Just the kind of over the top luxuri8ting that's so infuri8ting.
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no please dont anythin but that
Computer how do I delete someone elses chittr account
D --> The saddest part is he was a fuchsia Eridan too D --> So even if you were Emperor you would still fumble
is this the troll version of raceplay??
B33 < efurrynyan hated that
like the one thats on here but hes nice wwhats your damage man
NOW MAKE HER OUTFIT GREEN. AND MAKE HER FLAT. IT’S IMPORTANT THIS HAPPENS BEFORE #MEGIDOMAY. OR THE TIMELINE IS AT RISK. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
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D --> No it was a different one D --> One who was very mean to my sweet Karamel
ok
↗️THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE GUIDED THROUGH FIELDS OF INVESTMENTS BY YOUR PHYSICALLY ADJUSTED SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️this is what it means to be admonished for your poor habits and also your bad choices by your complete higher up.↘️ ↗️THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO STAND IN THE FACE OF TRUE COMPETENCY, WHEN YOU ARE LITTLE MORE THAN A PATHETIC SCRUB RUBBING HIS KNUCKLES ALONG THE FLOORBOARDS FOR A FEW SPARE CAEGAR FOR THE VENDING MACHINE.↗️ ↘️i have tried to capture the flawless and superior essence of @caligulasAquarium the best i can.↘️ ↗️MARVEL IN SHOCK AND AWE AS YOU LEARN WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A BOND BETWE...Read more
im at a funeral right noww and i almost reacted loud as fuck good wwork as alwways aiaray
↘️i do not value your opinion at all.↘️
;; you §hould die, i think... plea§e... thank you... §orry... thank you for dying... plea§e... thank§... ;;
↗️I VALUE YOUR OPINION EVEN LESS.↗️
While I admit that this art is very good, Wrothe...This isn't me. This is a different fish far uglier than me. What about our Warriors bond?
↘️oh, you know.↘️ ↗️IT IS KIND OF DIFFERENT. I AM PLAYING TO THE LADDER OF ALTERNIANS, ALL FORMER AND ALL GREAT, AND I AM RUNNING SHIFTS BACK TO BACK WITH NO INTENTION OF LETTING OTHER INTRUDERS DIMINISH MY UPCOMING 12 STARS.↗️ ↘️we all know who remains on the top.↘️ ↗️OF THE CORPORATE LADDER.↗️ ↘️and it is you of course.↘️
Well...If it's for #TheGrind then I suppose I can make an exception. It IS very good art, after all...
Wait why are your feet out in the workplace. This is not professional. Points deducted, Mr. Aiaray.
↘️hh oh my god no.↘️
going to barkbeastpile on you here. ahem. BAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAA!!!!!
frankly i think wwe should embrace the femboy programmer stereotype an put sol in the striped thigh highs instead sparin me
an you one a fuck him so congrats you are both wworm food wworthy a each other
yeah wwell a cute girl called me captain so wwhos really wwinnin sol
ew what the fuck 2top iimagiiniing me iin thiigh hiigh2 you freaka22 fiincel.
im not i experience bouts a aphantasia wwhenevver your name comes up
but 2tiill you briing me up wantiing to 2tiick me iin femboy clothe2 even iif you cant vii2ualiize iit iit 2eem2 liike youre tryiing really hard two.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 7: nepeta leijon #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #petplay #cagttl okay. yes shes a catgirl. yes you can call her kitten and giwve her scritches and shell lovwe it. yes, she looks adorable in a collar wvith a little bell on it. the thing is, that aint special. its true for ewvery gal vworth pursuing. the difference here is that its socially acceptable to lay on the cat nicknames wvithout any build-up on a nepeta, and that shes going in expecting it. she doesnt vwin any points from it for me, at least vwith harley the puppy thing wvas kinda unique to her. ...Read more
yeah its kinda fucked, but i see wvay more of em. you might enjoy the next part though, if only because of the hoops im gonna havwe to jump through
D--> Your door will be the least valuable thing I will break when I get my hands on you Ampora.
you think im vwaluable?
D--> No. But I think there are things valuable to you. And those I will shatter.
is this because i gavwe her a lowv rating?
D--> No. For goodness sake how are you denser thaan I am, it is because you are objectifying her, if there was some way of defiling the ultimate self you would be the first to figure it out Cronus Ampora. All the other insults you included are still marks against you but they pale in comparison to your e%ceptional ability to degrade the woman you have met and interacted with.
wvait, thats kinda hot actually. getting dowvn vwith a babe so hard that ewvery other wversion of her out there feels it... i shoulda been a heart player. you gotta sick pan zahhak, you knovw that? #nsfwv
D--> I don't think I have said this to anyone else but I will find a way to double kill you. I do not mean this in a pitch way, nor in a platonic way, I Mean it in a visceral almost innate sense that I need to see you die. #violence
actually yknowv vwhat, i did do that to one nep novw that i think about it, it vwas this wveird ego death kinda sitch. dont vworry, she wvas fine, it vwas just convwoluted. #nsfwv
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part deux. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fe1ab7fc3f.png
zAaAaAaAaMn.
gorgeous!
YOU LOOK AMAZING MESSIAH YOU SLAYEd THE CUNTQUEEN INTO THE GRUB MOTHER
6or6eous!
You wear these colors just as marvelously as your traditional blue. Absolutely stunning.
stunning
damn. YOU SINGLE? ;o) you look too damn good to not have a metallic band on that finger.
Scientists have discovered the fringe alternate timeline in which the human Creators are all British in origin. Everything is the same, practically speaking, but it's Rouse and Rouxy Lalonde.
id rather walk directly in2 the ocean
I can't imagine anything more horrible, honestly. I don't see the humour. - MC Oleana
SOME unanticipated hurdles in transporting some of the TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL contestants from their home dimensions to Earth-C, but trust we will emerge from behind these minor roadblocks victorious! Chryss has been running point guard on congratulating our contestants on their entry, but I'll be delivering the remainder of those messages this evening. Keep your eyes peeled.
What on God's green Earth is a "tsundere." Should I be offended.
YES, IF FOR NOTHING BUT THE FACT ITS A NERD ASS ANIME TERM —EMBER💥
wh⟢t were y𖤉u d𖤉ing ⟢r𖤉und the time y𖤉u g𖤉t pegged f𖤉r being ⟢ tsundere this will determine 𖤉ffense levels
࣪⊹₊˚{ they are literally trying to typecast you, finfrond! channel your inner empress + make them wish they were hatched without a mouth! }^o^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ #nightlyaffirmations #fourthegills }^u^{ }^u^{ }^u^{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
hhhhehehehehehehhe.
Your "gap moe" is far more extreme than most folk know though!
IT IS UNTRANSLATABLE. BUT FOR YOU. I WILL TRY. IMAGINE A HARSH. RUDE. AND UNFLINCHING WARRIOR. (THIS IS “TSUN.”) WHO CONTAINS WITHIN. THE SOFT. PATHETIC. AND WEAK HEART. OF A WOMAN. (THIS IS “DERE.”) VARIATIONS ON THIS THEME INCLUDE YANDERE. A PSYCHO STALKER TYPE. WHO IS JUST A BORING BITCH INSIDE. KUUDERE. A COLD LOGICAL TYPE. WHO SOFTENS TO THE SAME SHIT ONCE MORE. AND DEREDERE. WHICH AS YOU MIGHT GUESS. IS TWO SCOOPS OF LOVESTRUCK FEMININE BABBLING. AS IMPLIED BY THE LABEL.
MY WHAT. >:( This is why I got Invisalign. :|
You got invisalign? Why fix what isnt broken. Ive been told my queer middle chomper is quite charming.
This is a ridiculous accusation. I am a completely normal, well-adjusted adult. I am capable of average expressions of sentiment without restraint or hesitation. I'm just surrounded by absolute ninnies at every turn.
@GUTSYGUMSHOE TRANSLATION. “MOE” MEANS CUTE. AND GAP IS ALREADY IN ENGLISH. GAP MOE IS THE CUTENESS RESULTING FROM A GAP OF EXPECTATION. FOR EXAMPLE. IF I TOOK A BRIEF BREAK FROM KICKING ASS. AND TAKING NAMES. TO BE #NICE TO AN ANIMAL OR CHILD. THIS WOULD BE GAP MOE. BUT PLEASE TRUST. I WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING. THE AURA LOSS FROM THIS HYPOTHETICAL IS BAD ENOUGH.
More than a baking rant coming. A baking tirade, if you will.
Omg she's gonna spit some real shit in a second.
A baking monologue?
Hopefully nobody gets burned.
Just watched Together with Alison Brie and Dave Franco. I still can't tell how I feel about that ending. :( Why couldn't they simply have gotten married in the beginning. A girl guts herself open to take the onus of the proposal into her own hands (#girlboss #doitinfrontofpeople #sohecantsayno) and they drag her through ALL OF THAT? ... Poor thing. What a lump of dead weight they saddled her with.
May8e so! We could get drinks and vent all that frustr8tion sometime! It's healthy if you're not doing it alone, after all.
... I'd like that.
Your "brother?" You mean said underdeveloped lump, foisting his parental issues onto his partner? Sounds about right.
AND THE FUSE THING GIVES ME THE CREEPS.
dOn't bE ScArEd, JaNe. ThEy lIvInG In pErFeCt fUcKiNg hArMoNy nOw aNd mY BrOtHeR AcTuAlLy wOrKeD HiS ShIt oUt. WhAt sHe dO? mOtHeR FuCkInG CoMpLaIn tHe wHoLe tImE AnD GeT A HeArT EyEs fOr a dUdE FiRsT In lInE At tHe dUdE KiSsInG StAtIoN. hEh. GuEsS YoU CaN ReLaTe rIgHt?
OH BECAUSE HE WAS GAY SHE HAD A CRUSH ON HIM AND HE WAS GAY IS THAT YOUR JOKE YOU COCKFUCKING BUFFOON IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO? MAYBE SHE SHOULD HAVE MARRIED THE GAY COUPLE!!!! ... What are we even arguing about right now.
i tHiNk yOu sTaRtEd aRgUiNg aBoUt hOw iT'S BeTtEr tO MaRrY A GaY CoUpLe tHaT WaNtS To kIlL YoU InStEaD Of a dUdE WhO JuSt gOt dOnE WoRkInG ThOuGh hIs fUcKeD Up sHiT. i'm cOmInG OvEr aGaIn. YoU GaVe mE A PaN AcHe.
... Whatever.
Ahem. Due to several auditions having been submitted for TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND INTERDIMENSIONAL without the final tapes being published to the feed, @starPower and I are allowing an emergency final 24 hours for any remaining submissions. Please feel free to message me directly with any inquiries. See @starPower's pinned post for submission details. The broadcast will begin on May 11th. See you there!
I could never audition for #AngelsNutritionBlock as my sheer culinary prowess would tank the competitive spirits of the other amateur contestants. But please rest assured I WILL be watching this evening, popcorn in hand.
I'm not competing, dingbat.
n0w i see why.
Are the Peixes even associated with culinary hobbies? This feels like a reach.
d0es she know chat?
Just checked. It's Meenah. Saw her most recent submission. I think it's fairly safe to assume my initial point stands.
but that's w0rse? ff didn't want two be like her ancest0r even if she had to train all the same. meenah basically is the batterwitch herself? 0dds of DQ via c0mpetition-unsancti0ned culling much higher but still.
Could you better explain the point you're making. I'm having trouble tracking it.
at this p0int i'm just using your 0verzealousness as an excuse tw0 talk about trash tv. i think she makes it t0 finals easy if she doesn't f0rk some0ne by round tw0.
That is a lofty ask to make of her. :B
n0 risk no reward ig. pr0bably depends how much prize m0ney's on the line 2bh.