most adored chitts
>([w#en i see dat butt] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/38b094f01eac.png]
how to hate a post A TRILLION TIMES
How /\re there th/\t m/\ny re/\ctions wh/\t the hell///
Hit chitt—
Okay man,
Happy 8/8.
It wouldn't be cannibalism or Man if it was troll junk, keep up.
THIS IS FUCKING SWEET.
#iknowthatsmymessiah
Stunning.
Hello gorgeous~~~.
All reactions but one~.~.~. because you could never hate me~~~?
Whoops. I was thumbing you in bed. I must have missed a spot. :B
No not worry, princess~. You thumb me in all the right places~~~~~.
Hoo hoo hoo.
@TIPSYNEKOGNOSTALGIC HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4AA463C194AB.PNG I MADE IT MY FUCKING BANNER I COMPLETED THE DARE NOW WHERES MY HOTTED DOG FROM TROLL 7/11, IM STILL WEEPING OVER THE THEFT OF MY HOTTED DOGGERY, WOE BE UPON THE FUCKING HEATED OOBLONG TUBE MEAT THIEF! #SUGGESTIVE??
idk maybe the hotdog was important lmao
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK!
You're such a silly man, you know this?
haaawt dawwwwwg
I AM A VERY, VERY SILLY MAN INDEED BUT IM IN SHEER FUCKING DISBELIEF OF THE INSANITY IM WITNESSING!
th's|s soH'lar'ous.
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(( oh i love this actually ))
HOW MUCH FOR AD SPACE, WHORE. I MUST SPREAD MY MESSAGE.
(( the only time i have ever seen a community so excited for ads to be implemented lol
--) Holy sshit dude, thiss openss a world of money sspending
chay gpt generate me a text or something idk i couldnt think of a good fake prompt
🜂 | Uhuh. 🜂 | Looks like you're trying to tap into premium features...with free-to-play intelligence. 🜂 | I'm a real flesh-and-golden-hued-blood-troll, there, sport. you best keep an eye out for your own actions. they may end up blindsiding you. 🜂 | On both sides. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #ByteHODLR #PleaseDoNotActuallyFuckingDoThis
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
(( another milestone! :D
(( if no secret, what server's characteristics?(RAM, SSD) ))
Hell yeah, good luck!
// thanks for all you do!!
// Congrats!!! You’re doing amazing, thank you for all you do for us
// Wait MXRP? what's that? Also congrats on the milestone!
Some Of You Are Too Worried About " Getting Laid " When You Should Be Worried About Developing A Personality, Send Chitt. #suggestive #nsfc #goodlight
⚇ I won't even use all my quirk for this one. Show this shit the respect it deserves lmfao. --- To Kiss The Sun, Chapter 12 -- Fear and Longing "WE HAVE TO RUN, KULLEO!" The stars had already begun to disappear overhead as spilled orange Faygo stained the sky in rich hues as the sun began to rise. I stared in awe at the break of day, like a cuspidated grimalkin stuck in the headlights of a scuttlebuggy I felt trapped to the spot, my body shaking. I'd never seen anything so beautiful before, so thoroughly romantic. "This is what you get to see every day...?" I whispered to Fallan, ey...Read more
---- |oh this waas fun to read even though I didn't get to read very much of it before they stopped me and also don't know what a lot of the things in it are um thank you for posting this on here I liked it| ____
༻𐫱༺ O𝒽 my🌻 T𝒽ank you for t𝒽iss🌻 ༻𐫱༺
>([saw t#is dude at t#e party i aint know w#o t#e #ell #e is but decided to make #im in wwe] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/8c40deb018e1.png #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/41a8586628dc.png]
Not too much on my technofloozy. She's been overwhelmingly supportive of our events, and the #PlushRump/#Rumble web brands generally. I recommend you stay your hand before your foot ends up lodged firmly between those horse teeth.
Pardon??
You meatheaded sonuva you get your mits on one gal pal and suddenly youre dogging me with donkey teeth as *if* im some knownothing shootnerd naysaying you. Im wise dude im all hells of wise and youre grinding my gears like nothing else you doof.
Howdy.
Bro are you sniffing me?
Oh no. Not you. The emotional imprint of your chits. Also, it is technically tasting. Citrusy and sharp.
Um. Ok what did ol kahuna feel about making my mug in wrestling.
Since I'm being pedantic, the other guy's the meathead. #NoMeatHere. #NoHeadEither.
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
its so beautiful!!!!!!! you did a really good job woof :)
yes!!! though honestly tavros depending on how successful this is, i may talk to you about more of a job, actually??? if youre interested of course.
Wait. Wait this is huge. Adding this to my “Places to Visit on Earth-C” list
please do!!! there is still so much that has yet to be opened but it would be a delight to welcome visitors to what is completed!
tOTALLY! i'LL NEED SOMETH1NG TO HELP PAY, fOR GRAD SCHOOLFEEDING, aND ALL THAT,
TO THE SURPRISE OF NO ONE, THE CURATOR OF THE ULTIMATE GRASS-TOUCHING EXPERIENCE IS RENOWNED GREEN PRONGSTUMP JADE HARLEY, YET AGAIN. GOOD FUCKING LORD, THIS PLACE LOOKS INSANE. I'LL SEE IF I CAN FIT A VISIT INTO THE NEXT PERIGEE. OR SWEEP. OR ETERNITY. OR WHATEVER.
yay!!!! maybe by that point i will have the shark tunnel and the movie theater finished!
jade this is brilliant oh my goodness!!!!!!!! i wish nothing but the best for this wonderful project <3 im sure all those flora are so happy to be under your care
thank you!!! we have been working tirelessly on our aquatic center as well, mostly with the desire to start a rehabilitation center for injured marine life!!! i would like to expand that to a full aquarium as well but only with the interest and desire of the fish and other critters there, hehehe. fortunately for me there are a few willing experts in animal communication living on earth-c!!!!
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handma...Read more
RIGGED FUCKING ELECTION.
@handmaid this is our in!!!
naut this time gill. naut this time
SO YOU ACKNOWLEDGE. IN WRITING. THAT I HAVE BEEN THE BOMB UP UNTIL THIS POINT. I'LL SETTLE FOR THAT. #CHECKMATE.
fucks that supposed to mean
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same girl.
࣪⊹₊˚{ THE TIIIIDE IS HIIIGH + IM NOT! MOVING! ONNNN!!!! }*д*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ pick me h+maid choose me h+maid please please please please PICK MEEEE CHOOSE MEEEE }*□*{ }T□T{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
-=[if this post gets 50 likes he has to wear a maid dress and kitty ears_☺]=-
okay now i'M a little upset you'RE going to farm EVEN MORE kult off of my good name
-=[dont hate thebplayer hate the game_☺]=-
I don't really care about this I just like to hit the buttons
-=[thank youjack_☺]=-
꧁hahahayayynowyou haveto wear a maiddress and kitty ears!!꧂
HOW DID THIS GET SO MANY LIKES did you do something.
꧁nnnnnno ----o>o---- hehe꧂
-=[iitsokay i have the kitty ears_☺]=-
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
YOURE JOK1NG. YOURE TELL1NG ME WERE NOT GONNA HAVE TH1S AT ALL???? oh my god 1m really gonna do 1t th1s t1me
Lik£, OMFG. Lik£, twirling my lik£, hair RN. Lik£, WOW. Lik£, OMG.
THATS MY MESSIAH THATS MY MESSIAH -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
back off of her you dAFT fucking beast -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
you call this fat i call this slim thicc at best thank cod they canceled #rumblenight because the last thin you need is more cardio once and for all i refuse to be associated wwith the cadre a simps in your comments no im a different breed entirely im not a simp but a snarlbeast in search a vvoluptuous vvixens wwhose slaptastic bellies are wworthy a bein my prey you are so flabby it makes a growwn ass seadwweller wwant to cry
youre like a dainty and feminine little bag a feathers jane you rest gracefully on a single blade a grass subsistin off one dewwdrop at a time youre literally a molecule wwhat more do i got to say
My word, Miss Crocker. Stunning doesn't even come close to how you look here... We are all. Ahem. Incredibly lucky to have your magnanimity on full display here. Tablet end chit. End chit. No don't keep posting words I said END CHIT. I DONT WANT TO COME OFF TOO STRONG YOU INFERNAL THING END CHIT.
bIg aNd bEaUtIfUl. YoU Go oN 'n sHoW 'eM WhAt tO ExPeCt wHeN ThEy tRy tO KnUcKlE-Up wIt' ThE BoSsIeSt bItChIn' BoSs-bItCh. :o)
oh my gg0dhdjd
An unnamed individual, unrelated to any #masquerade event taking place. Part trois. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69c71ccb275b.png
What? No. It's a light silver. You'd have to see it in person.
Congratullations. Or Ungratullations. I do not know anymore what is appropriate
aww, i wish you had been there...
Another absolutely gorgeous ensemble, Miss Crocker. Not to mention the beauty of the woman underneath.
wwhat wwere wwe fightin about again
I don't know. Who cares. Everything is terrible.
a lot a simps in the replies it makes me a bit sick fifty four likes is borderin on forelock tuggin sycophancy then again you are a wwahman so all you need to do is exist an drovves a droolin cads wwill magically appear to drag their mouth muscles across the ground you tread on the upside you look like youvve gained wweight vvery good keep up the excellent wwork i like a wwoman wwho does her due diligence an you my glitter dribblin tinkerbell made the right decision to inflate your backside for my vviewwin pleasure another ten scrawwls an i wwill be the one liftin the vveil to press a wwet kiss to your covvergrub rum raisin lips
FUCK YOU!!!!!
what did i even mother fucking do!!!!!!!! HOW ABOUT YOU PULL YOUR HEAD OUT YOUR OWN MOTHER FUCKING WASTE CHUTE. fuck you i don't mother fucking need this.
Veeery funny, Oddy. Very funny. I'll take over the music posting from here. Just one last one 4 the road. LET'S HEAR IT 4 THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE'S 4REIGN POLICY!!!!
M4N 1 TH0UGHT Y0U W3R3 4SL33P WHY Y0U P0ST1NG 4LT3RN14N PR0P4G4ND4 MUS1C :(
Hey man, a banger is a banger.
cert1f1ed banger as per usual
Would've been blasting it 4 my shock troopers if we hadn't, yknow. Booted up the apocalypse machine, lmao!
AND you would have been r1ght for 1t, no way they wouldve fa1led w1th that as the background
EXACTLY. It's almost a shame I never made it into the military. OH WELL.
Are you saying the Imperial Invasion Bop isn't worthy of such a response?
tHIS IS, mY cHITTR HOT TAKE, mAYBE BUT, i THINK i WOULD FEEL WEIRD, bEING W1TH SOMEONE WHO, kEEPS POSTING ABOUT, "GIRL BULGE," (aND i AM NOT TAGGING THAT, oN PURPOSE), aLL THE TIME, i WOULD GET, aNXIOUS ABOUT IT, i THINK LIKE, wOULD THEY STILL LIKE ME, aND WANT TO BE WITH ME, iF MY HORMONES, aFFECTED 1T OR, iF i GOT BOTTOM SURGERY OR, eVEN IF i JUST, dON'T PUT OUT AND, g1VE THEM ACCESS TO IT? aND DO NOT, sTART TALKING TO ME, iN THE COMMENTS ABOUT, tROLL BIOLOGY BECAUSE, i KNOW, yOU KNOW, wHAT i MEAN, yOU KNOW? #NSFW #isHOULDnOTbEsURPRISED #tHATbEINGoBJECTIFIEDcOMES #wITHbE1NGawOMAN
i AM BASICALLY, tHE REALEST MOTHERFUCKER, wHO EVER WAS,
yeah totally. what about your #girlheart / #girlpusher / #girlhappiness / #girlwhatever. #girlunconditionalpositiveregard even.
! at all in the wrong && s||ry if thats something you had(to deal(with)); // just straight up fetishizing there;; #nsfw
i MEAN, nOT D1RECTLY, oN HERE ANYWAYS, iT HAPPENS SOMETIMES AT, tHE PLACES i GO OUT TO BUT, tHANK YOU, aNYWAYS!
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
I DON'T THINK JESUS SPENT HIS TIME SLAVERING LIKE A STARVED BEAST LIKE THIS EITHER.
jokes on you joker i got permission its back to arkham a sigh lame with your goofy ass hey wheres your clown makeup surely its not on my face joker j joker joker 2019 joker arthur fleck im not crazy youre crazy take this dirk away to the rubber room full of rats
arent you like blood relatives cant you just ask him im pretty sure in your case that is exactly what he did quite famously what do you think they did on the first ship to rock it side to side waited for the winds karkat vantas did you think it was a heavenly miracle the disc was up in there spinning that shit god are you really this dense people do people karkat people do people how old are you
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN THE END OF THIS REPLY, DID YOUR AI BREAK? DID YOUR DATA CENTER THAT YOU'RE PULLING THESE REPLIES FROM FRY FROM THE HEAT OF YOUR THINK PAN OVERLOADING?
how old are you
youre the youngest person ever
why do you have to be here for this john come on john dont do the windy thing just to blow me off john at least gimme some finger snaps come on john that was poetry in motion and you know that
thank you maam. bless up. 🙏
hes co0king unfathomably hard actually.
Been re-watching some of the footage from the Guttercade last night. I cant help it; i keep laughing my ass off at how shitty so many of you are at bowling. But there's hope! You can come back in two wipes and try to beat your record :). ((credit to @deathlessDeadwood 4 the lovely art!)) #guttercade #selfie
he7, i got a strike mixed in with all the gutterballs!
i made 1 angelled egg, mixed in with all the raw eggs dropped directlly into my boots
Pretty funny babe. I don't need you to antagonize the patrons; Lady Luck seems to be doing that 4 them. @bummelBoogie hope we get to see you again next time.
i had fun, awful bowling aside! i'll be there!
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i have been granted unfath0mable p0wer. be afraid. 0u0
here i am. queen 0f the slurs.
fuck yea have fun with it
I am currently fathoming this power. I am not quite afraid.
oh wow ozymandias is quite the pull. i didn't realize you were read up on earth poetry.
i'm made 0f time. 0u0
it was a pun egbert. 0_0
"But you didn't mean me, did you?" ... Oh, CERTAINLY not, dear heart.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ΩmƗnΩuΣ mȺpl-∊ⴵΩΩf Σ♱Ⱥr-∊. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
D --> Give me information on this beast D --> I see she is dressed with what must be a bow D --> Is she a showpony D --> Or does she simply appreciate 100king prettyy
My sources on this specimen in particular are foggy at best. Perhaps we should consult @flightyBroad for comment?
Ah. Maplehoof. I would hesitate to call her a showpony as showponies generally require an audience. Maplehoof, thusly furnished, appears to have reached the far more advanced stage of untowardly appreciating her own beauty without requiring external validation. Notice how she makes no effort to contour or tilt herself so as to be properly positioned for a 'good side' or 'favorable angle', as, for the Majestic Maplehoof, all sides are good sides. The bow is ornamental, yes. It is specific to the deigned desires of this Maplehoof in particular. ts precise purpose is apparently to make an already imposing creature even more aesthetically formidable. She does not perform. Largely because she does not have to by any extrapolation of the meaning. She merely arrives, looks pretty, and allows everyone else to contemplate the magnitude of their own inadequacies.
If luck be a lady then shes one ornery gal because what in the sam hill man. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d6a7414d7da2.jpg
Is that you in your profile picture.
/ That's / The Spirit. #positive
It is no one else but I, Hektor Castio~~. In the flesh~~~~.
Then boy howdy yessir. Im in a real pickle and i need some strong mitted mister to give me a handout!
I'd gladly suck the sausage clean off your upholstery any day~~~~~~~. They look so plump~.
what the fuck were you using to carry all that, your hands????
Basket. :(
i'm no southerner, but i'm pretty sure you were suppose to carry that in one of those big ass Military grade Pots
OH, JAKE, NO. :(
nOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
@carbolicGalvanologist I would be remiss not to deliver upon my promise to celebrate your presence in my life- in the only dark, earthy tones that seem to proportionately convey my appreciation. Behold. I have named her The Bogtrotter. Twenty-four layers and ten inches in diameter. Roughly the weight of a rotund first-grader. Old Bruce himself could not have served you better if he'd been liquefied and baked into a juvenile diabetic puck. Happy Wriggling Day, KV. From your pal. :B
UNHOLY ROILING ABYSS OF THE BLACK FUCKING CULLPITS. IT'S LIKE YOU PAID A BURLY LUMBERJACK TO CHOP DOWN A CROSS-SECTION OF A TREE FROM TROLL WILLY WONKA'S THOUSAND SWEEP-OLD ENDANGERED BRISTLECONE PINE FOREST AND FOUND TROLL FUCKING METHUSELAH. IF I STUCK A CAKE KNIFE IN THIS THING, WHOEVER COULD PULL IT OUT WOULD BE THE TRUE EMPRESS OF ALTERNIA. THE IDEA ALONE OF TAKING A BITE FROM THIS THING FEELS LIKE IT WOULD SEND ME INTO A THIRD BULB-OPENING DIABETIC SPIRIT WALK TO THE FUCKING ASTRAL REALM. I'VE NEVER FELT SO MUCH SIMULTANEOUS FEAR AND PURE, HUNGERTRAP-WATERING MANIA. I'M GOING TO BURROW INTO THIS THING LIKE A FUCKING TERMITE. THANK YOU, JANE. YOU FUCKING ROCK.
Don't worry. I've saved the scraps and leftover frosting. There are leftover cake-parfait cups in the fridge.
:(
Wonka. There's a background movie for your impending sugar coma. :B How did it go? There's chocolate, and there's *chocolate.*
i'LL GO FOR THE PARFAIT, mAYBE, yOU MADE SOME WITHOUT OVUM FOR ME, rIGHT? i FORGET WHICH LABEL, iS WHICH,
Sorry, I blacked out for a second.
bECAUSE i SUGGESTED, bAKING WITHOUT AN ESSENTIAL INGREDIENT OR BECAUSE i SAID,,, tHAT WORD?
why'd you all go on and have to make my mother fucking tummy growl? :o( DIRK AIN'T GOT SHIT TO EAT HERE BUT DORITOS AND PROTEIN BARS.
No comment.
TWENTY-FOUR LAYERS. Sheesh.
The face he makes when he wants [to escape and assassinate you]. I haven't an inkling as to why he's still so ornery after all these years. I bring refreshments and everything! Coochie coochie coo.
>([ill forward u da rut#less c#aracter takedown]
Oh,,,, I finally,,, understand the growling behind the,,, basement door now,,,, glory.
sO AS A RULE, i AM KIND OF AGAINST, iNDEFINITE INTERNMENT AND, cRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT AND, tHE PRISON SYSTEM, aS A WHOLE BUT, fUCK THIS GUY, i'M OKAY WITH TH1S,
keep him l0cked up sure, he's a shithead, but i d0n't think making him a cake slave and parading him 0n s0cial media is great. but hey what the hell d0 i kn0w, maybe cake slaves are a human thing.
WHAT THE HELL IS A CAKE SLAVE?
He is a prisoner. I happened to dole out some minor concessions during a routine visit.
hahahaha is this some sort of kink thing? this is totally some sort of kink thing.
ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!
It brings a tear to my eye to hear folks take "our boys in blue" as some tip of the hat towards the boys with a badge and *not* an inclusive shoutout to our (very) fine fellas up and down the middle gradient of the (caddish) (NOT good) hemospectrum.
Every time i turn up to some klatch i get this kind of overhanging presence like theres some humbug shooting me the heebie jeebies. At first i thought it was a sponsor hot on my tail and trying to trap my fur for falling off the wagon but ive come to find that its actually probably nothing at all! And im just being kind of hypervigilant for no reason.
Say does anyone start to sweat when theyre alone for no good reason or is it just me.
Me and you tav maybe its a page thing.
This is why i trust my most hearty and ineffable squeeze! My firmest and snuggest gal pal were just two bugs in a rug.
I lied. Put your clothes back on. We're watching old Youtube for the next six hours. Excluding official music videos, but including noteworthy brand advertisements. Justin Beiber's Baby is out. Rebecca Black's Friday is in. Old Spice "The Man Your Man Could Smell Like" is a-go. We have a sensible bouquet of Key of Awesome, The Gregory Brothers, and the RESPECTABLE Lonely Island skits. The old ones, with the homemade aesthetic. We have a thirty minute block of talking and/or emoting baby videos, followed by an Annoying Orange "Wazzup" palate cleanser, immediately followed by thirty more minutes of v...Read more
ALSO, THROW A PLACID TEA-BREAK OF HOMESTARRUNNERDOTCOM IN THERE BETWEEN THE REVIEW-RAGERS (OF WHICH THE NERD AND THE CRITIC HAD BETTER BE FRONT AND FUCKING CENTER), AND YOU'VE GOT A DEAL.
wHaZzAbOuT' a rOuNd oF YoU LaUgH YoU LoSe cOmPiLaTiOnS AlL Up aNd wHiLe wE'Re iN ThE MiDsT Of mOtHeR FuCkInG CoPuLaTiNg? :o) YoU NuT, yOu lOsE. hAhAhA.
I can tell by the volume of response I have received on this post that I am going to have to compile an actual itinerary. I suppose that's my homework for when I get back from the office.
IF YOU WANT TO DRAFT MORE DECREPIT, PANROTTED ARCHIVISTS INTO YOUR FLEET OF TRASH-SCROUNGING NET-FOGEYS, CALL UPON ME.
hell yeah i did. I USED TO LOOK UP EMO GIRLS KISSING ALL THE MOTHER FUCKING TIME. i used to look up emo boys kissing too but my lusus growled at me when i typed that one in unless i up and told him i was just looking for prime subjugatin targets to get him off my back. BUT THAT'S NORMAL, I THINK.
YEAH THAT'S MOTHER FUCKING MEGA NORMAL. call that shit larry cause it's so normal.
i know half these words
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I cant stay mad at a goof like that!
-E)(-E)(-E)(-E!!! 38D Yaaaay! I want to make sure I get along well wit)( bestie's closest people!
Ok! Well its kind of like i was her first bestie so.
Meeting the fricken replacement i suppose.
O)( I could N-EV-----ER replace you! Jane and I's friends)(ip is really special, but in a completely different ocean t)(an t)(e relations)(ip s)(e s)(ares wit)( you!
...oh!
Successful pancake flip. Yep! I bet youre green over there. Not everyone can do it the way ol jake does.
I red.
i yellow
youre the one thats green man
Im learning so many colors in the comments here dude its like blues clues in here.
Dont get me wrong im all for the cinematic jaunts of mister singer and his rowdy boy bunch and id *never* razz the artistic inclinations of those hollywood bigwigs but i do so wish theyd kept mystiques penchant for skulls! I mean its just a helluva pun to have such a leading lady decked to the nines in her fashions of SKULLduggery. Get it??
You know a dude likes to break out the good chow on a hellacious friday! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/feb859506377.jpg
mm mmm mm save me a helping of that can sludge
You know it my girl up top with the slop.
Everyones wetting their britches about a dude getting tootsweet on the timeline. Tighten your belts boys thats usually how it is for him! #vaguepost #NOTvaguepost #missingmyfishing
Good lord. Whether or not you ideologically APPROVE of The Felt as an institution, could the naysayers button their stupid slack mouths? All you are doing at this point is degrading the effort to host and advertise a communal event by a relatively low-ranking, arguably WELL-MEANING toady who is personally mixing your cocktail and fixing your snack. If you think you could do better, I encourage you to try. Otherwise, shut the fuck up, buster! :B
plus imma be honest that green suit be dapper as fuck i would wear the fuck out of that bitch
Happy pride month folks!!
SOOrry yOOur a day late ^^'
Huh?
If you think one like isnt a lot just imagine another fella in the room sitting really close to you going gee whilikers that was a good one.
Sometimes when a mountain is put into perspective it just becomes a mole hill! Who wouldda thunk.
Wouldn't that necessitate you rising far above said mountain Things only seem small in perspective because of where you stand - [END TRANSMISSION] ﴾⦵﴿
sO TRUE BUDDY! aND IF YOU TAKE A SPOONFUL OF DIRT, oFF YOUR MOUNTAIN, oNCE EVERY SO OFTEN, aFTER A WH1LE,,, iT CAN BECOME A MOLE HILL, hEH,
Youre so wise tavvy aw. :)
Precisely!!
alright. wvriska vwon. sorry damz. i wvas rooting for you, i really wvas. novw. her imperious condescension vwersus rose lalonde. iwve got something real special for you all. took some bartering, some vwheeling and dealing, thats vwhy it took me a sec to get back to this. lemme start wvith the rose propaganda. beautiful blonde, knowvs howv to banter, perfect bod, perfect face, can do some spooky eldritch stuff if thats vwhat youre into. shes incredible. i dont wvanna undersell her here. but... i got a vwintage from my man @caligulaascendit. this is *art*. nowv, to share the scan, he said he vwanted ...Read more
I wo+uld prefer if yo+u sto+pped talking abo+ut my weight o+r my ass, in fact.
youre blovwing it man you gotta take the l and wvamoose.
A little.
wwhy dont YOU wwvvamoose im bein chivvalrous you could learn a thin or twwo
...Sure. No+t a lo+t a lo+t.
you wwill go hivve an you wwill eat a big cake the biggest cake you can find at kullgers cause youre a strong independent jade an a bad bitch wwho doesnt need no highblood an then youll get fatter i mean feel better
Co+o+l, yo+u ruined it. No+w I'm a lo+t a lo+t unco+mfo+rtable. This co+nversatio+n is o+ver.
Nobody ever wants to chow down on ol jakes sweet potato and asparagus casserole.
I wouldn't say nobody~.
This Made My Physically Recoil, Thank You.
I w⚣uld... try it?
Bit of an odd combo, but id give it a bite!
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON PALE, CRINGE CULTURE, META FICTION, SELF INSERT, PLATONIC PALING, GAMING ADJACENT, AUTHORIAL INSERT, SPECIES BENDING, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALE RUBBING, PALE AFFECTION, POLYQUANDARY (CONSENTED), GYGAAX X EVERYONE, YES THAT EVEN MEANS Y/C』 GYGAAX x KRYQUS // PALESHIPPING // FRIENDFICTION // CAVERNS 'N CULLBEASTS CAMPAIGN // SFW // MOIRAIL MULTICLASS // BOUND BY THE BOUND BOOK // @naughtyTechnician // @zebraDad ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.･｡...Read more
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < OF COURSE!?!? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < What an. Eheh. Honor. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < And don't forget Y/C!!!! Which I guess is. Also ewe???? #Selfcest #Selfcest^2 #GygaaxXEveryone
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Oh, it's still up! Ewe can always read it again if yer still confused...thanks fer your readership though! Really means a lot!!!
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i tthink. i have read tthiz a few ttimez n0w. i am n0t zure it iz c0rrect1y pr0cezzing. [END MESSAGE]
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Oh, I can do a condensed version, just fer ewe! 『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON PALE, CRINGE CULTURE, META FICTION, SELF INSERT, PLATONIC PALING, GAMING ADJACENT, AUTHORIAL INSERT, SPECIES BENDING, SECOND PERSON PERSPECTIVE, YCH, Y/C, UNREALITY, TOUCHING, SPORADIC PALE RUBBING, PALE AFFECTION, POLYQUANDARY (CONSENTED), GYGAAX X EVERYONE, YES THAT EVEN MEANS Y/C, SHORT CONDENSED VERSION, MICRO, MICROFIC』 ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < 12 words. [BEGIN MESSAGE] ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Pale stuff happens. ✧( Ꮚ¬_ ¬Ꮚ) < i KRYQUS do pale stuff too ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Y/C likes it. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ah. i zee. it waz dizbe1ief and n0t c0nfuzi0n. tthiz iz. n0ted. tthank y0u f0r y0ur eff0rt in c0ndenzing it f0r me. [END MESSAGE]
ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < WAIT ARE YOU TWO NOT ON GOOD TERMS? I HAD A LEECHSTEPDAD FOR A WHILE. I SWEAR I CAN BE COOL 'BOUT THIS. IT'S NOT TOO LATE IS IT? I CAN UNTAG! ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < JUST SAY THE WORD, KRYQUS!!! KRYQUS!!! KRYQUUUUUUS!!!!!!!
Ooh my goog he saw it. I will kill yoou.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < ₕₒₜ?!????!? ᵀᴴᴬᵀ'ˢ ˢᴼ ᴴᴼᵀˀˀᵎˀˀᵎ ᵂᴴᴬᵀ ᵂᴵᴸᴸ ᴱᵂᴱ ᴰᴼ ᵂᴵᵀᴴ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴮᴼᴰʸˀ ᴗ(ᴗᏊᄒꈊᄒᏊ) < Who said that.
Ooh my fucking goog i can't doo anything with yoou peoople
Frankly i guess im a little green about all these clam happy englishes running tootsweet with their happily claimed ankle biters. I thought for a long time maybe i was incapable of junk like that but maybe it really is just a *me* thing. Like maybe other mes have got their noggins screwed on straight and im stuck in the muck being some kind of silly boy about the little things.
Well durr yeah i think being someones skippy ol pappy is the worst it can get.
some experiences arent for everyone! i think it is totally okay for you to explore life at your own pace without feeling too weird about not sharing some experiences with your alternates. i know that i dont really want to share some of those experiences mine have had... -_-
Oh jade. You always know just what to say to cheer a fella up. Hey is your icon off kilter or is it just me seeing things a little screwy.
no it totally is! i keep forgetting to adjust it.
Peeping through the looking glass sure does make me feel wonky. Most of you long in the tooth born and bred alternians are regular gluttons for violence but my good pal (earth c ways) is named bagell britch and all they do is kindly serve up the deli day in and day out. I wonder if earth c trolls are just born a little softer or if youve all secretly got an epic heart of gold hidden beneath your social fritz and bloodthirsty fiddlefaddle...
You cant just have a one man harlem shake...
I wonder how many honest to goodness fellas assume im of the european steeze strictly by the way i get on about the web. I think im just more mush mouthed than anything. Personally anyway!
Its like france and stuff!
Bro i think itd be awful difficult to give you the full lowdown youre a poor fish out of water. Fella doesnt even know france. Hes never seen the french dispatch.
I dunno! Its always a little funny seeing a bunch of random dick tom and harrys razz those of the striderian kin. Ought to have the ability to throw tomatoes at the screen.
tomatoes would be() pretty fucking great right about now;
Well this is just plum embarassing for me.
:/
I dunno if your brofy meant all that much if some random ol ragamuffin is taking you to the wayside.
Read Carefully, Vindication is sweet. But first, where recognition is due, I must honor the fact that indeed you were every bit as aggressive and unyielding as your public posturing promised. You came with a devastating breathless heat of your own, grinding against my blade with a force that demanded all that I had to give. You tested my footing, you had me at the disadvantage once or twice, as it must happen though, when two demanding forces collide, one must ultimately find himself pinned. For all that talk of oiled and thorough entry, you were quite breathless in the time it took me to disarm ...Read more
Read Carefully, I trust that you will regard it with the required respect. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations
Read Carefully, Is there something that you need further clarification on, Duellist? Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations
Read Carefully, This is a time honored duel, actually. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations
yeah, sword fighting is historically a very homoerotic art
Read Carefully, Your activity has been noted. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations
I simplly cannot hellp but feell that your activities with the other officer do not necessarilly wholly honor the spirit of combat allone. I have partaken of many duells and none of them were quite so much llike this.
Read Carefully, Do you mean to imply that your experiences are the standard? Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations
...Point taken.
I've been waiting f⚣r this m⚣ment, c⚣ngrats ⚣n winning the duel! Make sure t⚣ stay ⚣n y⚣ur t⚣es th⚣ugh, I d⚣ubt y⚣ur ⚣pp⚣nent will take this l⚣ss lightly -3-
Read Carefully, He has taken the brunt of it in full. Signed, Captain Lavell Mirith Threshecutioner Reserve Field Operations
BE ME. CALIBORN. THE ONE WHO IS WRITING THIS. NOT THE ONE WHO IS BEING WRITTEN ABOuT. THAT DISTINCTION IS IMPORTANT. BECAuSE I AM REAL. AND CALLIE BHORNE IS FICTIONAL. BuT ALSO. IN A DEEPER SENSE. HE IS REALER THAN YOu. BECAuSE I SAID SO. AND I AM REAL AS IT GETS. DISBELIEF. SuSPENDED. CALLIE BHORNE. CALI B. REAL. THIS IS NOW NOT ABOuT ME. EXCEPT IT IS PRIMARILY ABOuT ME. IN A VICARIOuS SENSE. BuT SECONDARILY. IT IS ABOuT CALLIE BHORNE. MY CHARACTER. THAT I HAVE MADE. FOR THIS EPIC GODDAMN SAGA. CALLED. #LAIRSANDLuSII. WHICH SOuNDS LIKE A DOCTOR SEuSS ASS NuRSERY RH...Read more
I WANT YOu TO THINK ABOuT THE WORDS THAT YOu JuST TYPED. REAL LONG AND HARD. AND ASK YOuRSELF. IF YOu CAN IDENTIFY A SINGLE uSE CASE. uNIVERSALLY. FOR THE PREVIOuSLY DESCRIBED. "MOMMY BODY". GET CREATIVE. LuRIDLY IMAGINATIVE.
TARGET PRACTICE. THE ANSWER. IS TARGET PRACTICE.
are yoU often haUnted by visions of me, caliborn?
Callie Bhorne, welcome to the realm of the Narrative. I do hope you enjoy your stay. The Narrative and its Session have correctly catalogued you. Standby for the other players to make their moves.
This is a kickass character intro. I think my fav line was "BECAuSE HE IS THE PALADIN. NOT THE PALADIN'T." That's great
I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER SEEN YOu BEFORE IN MY LIFE. ALSO. THIS IS CALLIE BHORNE. HE BEARS FuCKING NO RELATION TO ME WHATSOEVER. BEYOND BEING MY CREATION. FOR A BOOKISH GIRL. YOu SuRE ARE FuNCTIONALLY ILLITERATE SOMETIMES. BuT YES.
I ENJOY YOuR WORDS OF PRAISE. YOu CAN REMAIN FOR THE CHRONICLED SAGA AND ADVENTuRES. OF CALLIE BHORNE. AND THE OTHERS. WHO WILL NO DOuBT BE JOINING HIM ON HIS QuEST. VERY FuCKING SOON. I WILL HAVE MORE ZINGERS. AND ONE LINERS. IN THE FuTuRE.
ok.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Awwww, I love seein' folks engagin' with the idea of limeblood OCS!!! They're so underserviced 'n overlooked...!!!!! Words can't describe how much of a bummer it'd be if all interest was lost...but I love yer critter conceit! Ain't never heard of a fantroll with HHT as the Lusus...!!! Apropos, Caliborn! Even if it don't make...all the sense in the world...how 'xactly that'd work...uehh... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < LIKE CALLIE OHPEEE THE SPIRIT IS THERE! HUZZAH!!!!
(=^･⩊･^=) < CALLIE BHORNE IS SUCH A COOL OC!! I'M SO GLAD MEW'RE LETTING MEWR CREATIVE JUICES RUN AND CREATE SUCH INTERESTING CONCEPTS AND LORE FUR MEWR CHARACTER! I'M SO PURROUD OF MEW!
Reminding me of my new pal @cuttlefishCabbalist ! This dudes eating corn through a picket coral fence to boot too. Heh. Hes like if the two of us mixed and made something funky! https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5b/10/9d/5b109d8067eeb0bb8f9d1cd05d24272a.jpg
This is so funny. Are you coming tonight.
Coming where? :)
Errr...
?
Gotta go! Me and the ol bffeferi are playing table pong! Instead of doing shots every time we win we take little sips of ice cream from the flower of a hibiscus. Toodles!
What?
Sorry, what??
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I call it D.o°cterr.o°r Pepper
this
das crazy, dis post from 3 dayz ago got slapped on2 my feed xP god pushing the realest agenda
how did i miss this
/shakes fist angrily >:O betty crockerrrr!
Hoo hoo hoo!