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If you aren't back in a few hours, I'll have someone scry you.
Ah. Good point. I was Blessed-cursed with horns that Barely poke over my hair. I was hatched to fit in cramped spaces.
On the topic of puBlic transportation I once shoved myself in the luggage compartment while travelling By train. Yes it was the cerulean car. Yes there were four of us at maximum. It just so happened one of the four was a *traditionalist*, shall we put it, and I did *not* like the escalations she was proposing to our game of poker.

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have .a feeling like some worms .are chewing .in my thinkpan. .i know .it's fake, but .it's .a feeling. #horror

good morning stupid heads.

metaphysical or mental sword. not physical sword. thatll just kill you.
.oh. well. .if .only .i was back .on .alternia. .it would be nice then.
Mm, very good. And the decor?

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Oh. Apologies. It's difficult to make out tone over text, and the last time you commented on my post you let me know you have no dms. Apologies for making assumptions.

okay i ate so now i feel less like i'm going to explode. ^◡^
It makes me happy to see my friends talking on my posts. One of life's simple pleasures.
Ɏ you sta-a-art to see rea-a-ally weird things when you're up la-a-ate a-a-and witness the twilight from the rising sun. sometimes i wonder if a-a-any of this is for rea-a-al Ɏ
.i'm scared. .of lots .of things. .i'm scared to .admit them.
haha fuck my earbud2 are dead.

thE lIkElIhOOd thAt Any gIvEn dOll In thIs hIvE Is pOssEssEd Is AlwAys lOw, bUt nEvEr zErO.
i have never been as discontent with my own world , as i am in this moment . that sounds so peaceful .

mm. not a fan.

Everyoone knoows that if yoou want too be poopular with girls yoou need too be a little self-deprecating that's like coommoon sense
Eh guns aren't for everyone, but I tell you they sure are satisfying to have, say what kind of weapon do you use?

:33< listen early meowrning crew i dont like mew and mew dont like meow :33< but im here and mewre here so were gonna look at eachothpurrs bullshit posts until one of us drops dead (asl33p)
Well who knows, honestly drones are likely to go after any of us lowblood trolls for any damn reason.

its ok i like being tiny #karmashort #smallpuppy

⦓ Incongruent in the sense that you don't mesh well with others? Well, you've seemed nice enough from the small amount of posts I've seen! ⦔

⦓ Welcome to Chittr! Everyone is either euphoric, horny or in a state of crisis! Sometimes all of the above at once. Still, there are a few who are chill, I hope you manage to make a little niche with them! ⦔

hard

THaat is for ceaagaars

STaairs hurt, it turns out. BUt it waas fun. I might go once more. IF I caan get up
Lantan. No.

OH, my maatesprit haad to go resolve something for aa moment. WE aare going on aan aadventure

GUYS PLEASE NOW I FEEL BAD I'M REALLY EMOTIONALLY SENSITIVE.

Not my ass locking in on my jobs on a random ass Thursday??? Change is in the air.

i went to gra66ing you island and Cannot esCape

PErhaaps. THaat still does not solve the aantsiness

AAppaarently, chewing on the caannulaa is not aan aappropriaate hobby. WHaat else aam I supposed to do then, when I aam aawaare enough to be bored out of my mind? I aam going to staart developing my only other hobbies I caan do likke this, which haappen to be mentaal disorders

I aam currently unaable to reaad

really? we'RE just giving multiple versions of one person a whole fucking hour again? honestly i think it'S a little much to be talking about one person for SO fucking long, man. jeez. anyways on a totally unrelated note happy #phuntember everyone
classic acid rain moment
... Thank you. I can't say I imagined it would be strangers responding to this one, if anyone, but I appreciate the show of support regardless.
As irritating as it is to be resting this much, I can count myself lucky that he didn't break my legs, so I can still walk around. I know he considered it. He considered much worse. Lucky me that he prefers when people can attempt to fight back, so he can laud it over them when they fail. ... Preferred. Could. He's gone now. Good fucking riddance. I hope his body rots well so he can finally do something good for the world by feeding the detritus eaters and fungi.

Some members of my staff keep trying to replicate the Crocker cake recipe. While it is illegal and could result in legal consequences, the cakes they have made thus far are so shitty I’m not concerned for them in the slightest.

“What if we tried putting sauerkraut in it.” How about not doing that.

“SEA”ING: POBICO SO BAD AT IT HE LIVE IN THE FRESH WATER X)

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