♠ hated by @adminisTraitor
... Is this satire or are you Beforan?
exceptions are a rule. a lord ought to do what is best for his subjects.
Reminder that it's not evil if you're right.
FUCK YEᔑ ᏫH HELL YEᔑ ᏫHH YEAH
NO
you know what they say whoever felt it dealt it
With the rise of "larp" youtubers, the word is STILL being misused (not always live-action), but it's being misused in the right direction.
nghhahhhh there's more pre cum on my sheets than there are bed bugs but i can't stop #nsfw
youre in fnaf /j
The best substance to dip french fries in is: <3 Ketchup <> Mayo <3< Ranch c3< Nothing
∻G☢nna make a cuck chair tier list∻
kanaya's mad at me because rose's lips still taste like my pre cum from last night #nsfw
I'm gonna fucking rip my throat out with my bare hands if another person ever suggests some shit like this to me ever again. #violence #gore
i've been walking around with rose's lipstick marks on my bulge all day. they're just so pretty!! :D #nsfw
good morning everyone! let's start this day off right! #nsfw *a video is attached. it looks to be taken in her room, more specifically at her desk. the focus of the video is, as you'd expect coming from jade, her cock. that camera is tilted to show jade's pov looking down at her crotch. her shaft is dress in a tightly fitting pink condom. the pressure from the tight fitting rubber is noticeable for anyone with eyes as it squeezes against the thick skin inside it. the condom has ballooned with cum at the tip, an excessively large white bump hanging down and sloshing as jade's hand traverses along the lengthy shaft making the cum pool sway side to side. the throbbing girth starts to show the fruits of its struggle as the condom slowly begins ripping near the bottom and halfway point. jade moans a muffled "ngh......." behind the camera as the sensation leaves her hand trembling beside the rough girth. the ripping keeps to grow until a particularly powerful throb is given which aids the growing holes development and instantly causes another three to show up. it pops. small patches of the pink rubber managed to stay on the destructive cock but most bits go flying through the room, hitting the wall, the celling and whatever other shrface they can find. the built up cum ballon join the chaotic orchestration and send out the humanly sourced white seed across jade's lap and onto the floor. "h-holy fuck........" she mutters, unable to muster more than that before the video abruptly ends*
Can someone go pail @lucidSerpent I want to cuck for once :o) #nsfw
and we're back with a little help fr0m my kismesis and her own pr0duct line. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c8ea88477a0.png #nsfw #stackedsaturday (( awrrrq yes thats the name ))
Can you determine whether my panties are purple or black, I wonder? #NSFW
ts mathquerade boring as hell i could be gooning
t0 that i get c0mmunity tagged. bulge. 0u0
Stabs everyone on this site.
update on my cross timeline lalonde breeding day so! i've gotten 3 rose's and 2 roxy's pregnant so far!! #nsfw
PHVNTR?· I·HARDLY·EVEN·KNOV·HER!
🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽
I 8e on Chittr naked and with my 8ulge out sometimes and you’ll never guess when I am #nsfw
in the park pounding this girl against a tree and and it's starting to fall over :P #nsfw
:33 < i yearn to be tamed and leashed :33 < and to kiss and lick at a big bulge :00 < nsfw :00 < yearning
Don't forget to hit me in the bulge on your way out.
Typoo
going for the left leg aschoally.
bought a vibrator that connects to spotify wanted yall to know i think this is how eminem was meant to be listened to #nsfw
Concept, I Am Sat On Your Lap And Our Mouths Are Crashing Against Each Other Between Each Gasping Breath And Moan, I've Just Undone Your Zipper. You Need It And I Know You Do. I Ask If I Can Set The Mood And You Say Yes. I Get Up To Put On Music. It's Buddy Holly. How Quickly Do You Draw Your Weapon To Cull Me? That Is The Question. #nsfw #nsfc
Some of you could not defeat a Rattata with a Focus Sash, Endeavor, & Quick Attack and it really shows.
lowblood bulge is one of my favorite tastes~ not only t↔at, but t↔eir nooks smell amazing~ it makes me go a little crazy on it to be ↔onest~ like, i cannot get it far enoug↔ down my c↔ute to be satisfied~ i’m only satisfied w↔en i feel t↔ose intense, powerful, salty, warm pumps of genetic material down my t↔roat~ w↔en i sit back on my ↔eels, look up at you wit↔ genmat all over my mout↔ and slobber running down my neck, ↔air all fucked up and wipe my mout↔ wit↔ t↔e back of my arm and ask you if i did a good job and you cannot even speak because i’ve drained all of your energy out your s↔ame globes~~~~~ t↔at’s w↔en i’m satisfied~ #nsfw
ii knoww,, iit2 twwo much twwo a2k.. 🙄🙄
2ome of you need to keep your thought2 on the iin2iide..
:33< think fast numbnuts :33< *the mighty huntress throws a flash bang at mew*
I'm soo mad i'm goonna goo draw myself having sex soo i woouldn't be soo mad #nsfw #kryquscringeday
Daily Tarot Card. Death. This does not denote a physical death, but rather a change, or transformation, of things coming to an end. But without closing one door, you cannot open another. Much like a snake sheds it's skin, you must shed the old, and embrace the new. #DailyTarotCard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a94828667755.jpg
it's okay if the first thrust is a little too intense for you! you still have another 6 rounds to get used to it :D #nsfw
~~(__^·> dont forget to be extra rough with your indigo ladies! <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> she can take it! shes a big girl! <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> make her beg for mercy! <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> #nsfw #<3< <·^__)~~
💠~ Ugh, she used to be like, soooo cute when she came to events with me. I loved getting her all dressed up. Soooo fun to ruin her makeup after. #suggestive ~💠
cross timeline travel is one of the greatest inventions ever if you're an overly horny breeder girl. i've just been jumping timelines over and over to get a bunch roxy's pregnant!! :D #nsfw
no..
ok fiixed..
wwe make one joke po2t and fuckiin explode for iit..
ii meant twwo 2ay 10k FUCK..
With my constituents. straight up 'chitting it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My policies.
10k kult for me twwo 2wwiitch up the wway wwe react twwo po2t2..
next tiime ii"m ju2t 2ayiin kult twwo force you people twwo actually liike my po2t2.. kull ii2...... twwo dangerou2..
ii2 iit fiinally done......??
read abovve..
iim drowwniing cau2e a miituna-
help-
FUCK!!
20K KULT IIN2TEAD 20K KULT IIN2TEAD!!!!!!
⚓︎ ok 〰〰hat does a g〰y ha〰e to do to get attention here, post thirst traps? 😑
#nsfw im going to kill my lusus for naming me. the empire wont accept namechange forms.
4yyyy l3t m3 s1t on your f4c3. >8] #nsfw
Doomed sessions, when they reach the point of stalemate, are rigged to explode. This is because if each doomed session were to be kept alive, despite the infinite nature of paradox space, the data constraints that allow sessions of SBURB to be made through SKAIANET's servers would be so much that our services would implode. This in turn would cause a causality cascade as, unless the session is hosted independently, our implosion would ripple the fabric of space time and cause all instances of SBURB to have never existed, which would reduce all universes which had them as paradoxes, which would in turn forever poison the well of paradox space forever. To put it in layman's terms; imagine an oil spill that would be forever, choking all life in perpetuity, that could never be cleaned, because the chemicals were not themselves tangible. Thankfully, this is not a problem as many sessions self-destruct with steadfast efficiency despite our best efforts to see their desired completion state. All that needs to be done on your end is to simply wait and ensure the bomb finishes its countdown, and then the hostage situation should be resolved. The session is deleted, and all is scratched for the next attempt.
wwe"re bored.. 2ee ya later..
Wake up head, coming right up. #nsfw
#nsfw
(A short video is posted. Kris, standing before a mid-size sedan, looks it up and down. We don't SEE him open his maw to ludicrous size, but we do see the car disappear as he lifts it, back turned to the camera. The video ends with a cartoonishly loud GULP.)
i am not personally responsible for the state you will find your mind in during or after we fuck!! the chance of you breaking is one you will have to take if you want a turn with me :P #nsfw
gsmmezees a lrlly food kisser gguhs hhot dann. #substances #soporposting
i 🪢neeD🪢 to eat out a cute SuB'S nook to enjoy their whiMpering anD Moaning anD SquirMing it'S not even funny #nSfw #yearning
writing about kissing and touching all the time really makes you think. #latenightthoughts #thots? #nsfw
∻'y☢u w☢uldn't last a minute in my sh☢es' yeah well I lasted a wh☢le six minutes, check mate. #nsfw∻
Son... https://i.ibb.co/Sw9QdDL5/48b67a79918c9a259abea179ffaa9a03.jpg
===INCOMING MESSAGE FROM THE MEAS=== THE OEAS HAS ISSUED A SEVERE THREAT WARNING FOR ALL BENEFACTORS. THE SERPENT HAS MOVED. LAST OBSERVATION WAS IN EPICENTER 33, HEADING NORTHEAST AT 350 UNIVERSES PER HOUR. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. PLEASE RELOCATE YOUR OMNIVERSES IMMEDIATELY TO PREVENT COLLISION. THIS IS A VERY DIRE AND PARTICULAR SITUATION. YOU, AND YOUR OMNIVERSAL INHABITANTS WILL DIE! ===MESSAGE CONCLUDES HERE===
#bombhour the hour vwhere i post a bomb, and you guys defuse it.
Hour this. Hour that. You should all be aware of the witching hour!
+as anyone +ere actually succeeded at sgrub
Room 4, Part 2 ((Warn1ng: perhaps dont read post th1s 1f you are eat1ng or just ate. spo1ler tags: #food #rottedfood #spo1ledfood #gorg1ng #gluttony )) [The v1deo th1s t1me began w1th Wrothe on h1s knees mak1ng h1s way through the food. At f1rst, h1s del1ght was v1s1ble throughout h1s ent1re be1ng. H1s consumpt1on began as glut1nous glee, but soon tapered 1nto detached m1sery after the blueberry goat cheese, pasta, and bo1led egg on strawberry cake became replaced w1th mold encrusted bread, spo1led meat, and produce that was more mush than d1scern1ble fru1t or vegetable. Due to how long 1t took, the footage sped-up to 2x-4x speed. 1nterspersed were moments of extended hes1tance and retch1ng. Over t1me, Wrothe's face became not1ceably bluer and h1s mot1ons became slower, slothful. Anyone can tell he was regrett1ng th1s, but he had not found the key yet. Pred1ctably, 1t was amongst the content at the very base of the pressure plate. Chew1ng through the very last 1tem (someth1ng that looked l1ke 1t used to be cake) he stopped for a moment, pull1ng out a key from h1s mouth. W1th the pressure plates f1nally released, so were the metal bars block1ng the ex1t door. Wrothe's movements were much slower than the start of the challenge. He held h1s p1ckle jar-entrapped hand aga1nst h1s stomach 1n an attempt to brace h1mself. Hand st1ll shak1ng, the key dropped nearly 3 t1mes (from sweat? grease? 1c1ng? you dec1de!) dur1ng h1s attempts wh1le reach1ng for the the lock's locat1on on the door's uppermost r1ght-hand corner. Wrothe managed though, barely able to push the heavy 1ron door open he sl1ped by 1nto the next space.] @gratu1tousAnnu1ty #wrothestorment
Oh hey look somebody got hit in the boingloings
on a personal note - ever7one's alwa7s after sex. and don't get me wrong, it's a lot of fun! but post sex (uddles? drifting off to sleep in the arms of someone 7ou adore? that's as good as the fu(king. ma7be even better #nsfw
so. #si(knast7sunda7 was a su((ess! bigger than ever before, more people talking about it, more people showing up, it's great. m7 smoke room i built for #fu(knight worked fantasti(, even if i built it for more than what was a(tuall7 needed. i'll make an adjustment or two for the next time i host. i think getting the word out sooner is the wa7 to go. also i had a fantasti( time, and frankl7 that's wh7 i want to be a part of it. see 7ou all next sunda7! or ma7be earlier, heh #nsfw #substan(e
Certainly.
// a presumed hour or two after #sicknastysunday ends out [NA] is now offline! whew... best "fuckin" night of my life gn yall #nsfw
[ It's not. ]
This sounds quite dirty. I would be willing to clean up afterwards. -_-
i love this. #sicknastysunday #fucknight #nsfw
Oh, how those abominable yellow cretins remind me of how I miss my Baize. Fortunately I can grab variants from a doomed timeline whenever they die, and ad infinitum as those variants doom catches up to them! So, no real reason to mourn, I’d say!