♣ mediated by @aienkanoAhegao
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
little bit judgmental big dog mediate my shit harder go on i dare you
I have never had sex with Cronus so your point is moot.
(=^◕ᴥ◕)< does cronus really count fur mew?
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ art t𝒽ou a victim of t𝒽𝑒 cycl𝑒 or a p𝑒rp𝑒trator ┈ ┈ ┈
vagueposts so vague i forget to tag it
為什麼他讓我臉紅得厲害? !我討厭它!討厭討厭討厭討厭! ! !
|--[ hOw unfOrtunAte. perhAps yOu need sOmeOne tO...tend tO yOu. ]-->
I do not know if th★t's the s★me guy, but I fully support ★ll efforts in t★ping him to w★lls.
mixed messages i guess
wait. what do you mean dirk and jake got back together? and they're getting married? this weekend? and jake is dragging us on some kind of adventure???
A FLOCK OF STRIDERS JUST SAYING ‘NO’ IN MY COMMENTS SECTION IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE ON WHY YOU GUYS NEED TO HIBERNATE IT’S LATE AT NIGHT GO TO BED OR SOMETHING.
lol hes literally in my reacts XD
love getting hit with a quad react its like getting to see their heart skip a beat in real time
ill be fine
i can handle a cr0nus
Thôse twô are just ône duôuh many in the iŁŁustriôus & stôried histôryuh the taŁŁ & shôrt guyse pair-up. It's a cŁassic fôr a reasôn, ma'am.
It is fucked up what they 8e doing to him! @casanovaArmada It is just TERRI8LE!!!!
and why the fuck do they have nicer nipples than me.
I AM GOING TO KILL. A GUY WHO THINKS HE CAN CONTROL ME. HE THINKS. HE HAS PREDICTED MY EVERY MOVE. BUT LITTLE DOES HE KNOW. IT WILL BE ME. WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH. HEEHEE.
W3 h4v3 our cl34r d1s4gr33m3nts on most m4tt3rs, but 1 b3l13v3 w3 c4n 4ll 4gr33. Wh4t 4 dunc3 th4t f3llow w4s.
im only just getting started, toots
just needed one last hit i swear im good now i can quit whenever i want
IT'S PART OF HER RESEARCH. I CAN'T JUST TELL HER ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING. I PROBABLY WILL TRIM OFF THE UNNECESSARY FAT THOUGH, SPARE HER FROM THE GRUESOME, STICKY, GYRATING DETAILS ABOUT THE CONTENT CONTAINED HERE, EXCEPT IN VERY BROAD AND VAGUE STROKES. I'M NOT GETTING INTO ALL OF THE DETAILS PEOPLE SHARE HERE ABOUT THEIR PERSONAL LIFE, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO THE VARIOUS WAYS THEY LIKE TO GET THEIR BULGE WET.
Kind 0f funny h0w s0me0ne can be int0 #dubc0n s0 enthusiastically it c0mpletely ruins the p0int #nsfw #nsfwe
damara why why you gotta break my heart like that
gonna sea what all the fuss is about
because i want to be with her again but so much of who i was when we served together is completely gone im a different person but i still want her to know me like she did the
you're not wrong, but i also can't just fix people. sometimes all i can do is be available. i got told two drowning people can't save each other, but i'm not drowning in my problems, at least, i'm not drowning so much that i can't do what i can to help others. but sometimes that's not much.
aint nofin worse than naut having a good comeback im so washed
only enough to let em sing
not the iin2ufferable olympiic2. #liivepo2tiing
... what's it like to feel pitch for someone.
yeah just gonna surrender myself to one night stands and call it a day
THAT IS CERTAINLY *N0T* WHAT A MAIDS J0B IS #nsfw
man, vwe really gotta talk about NOT posting things like this on main.
its wvery serious ok.
🗡 N✶rmally tr✶lls d✶ n✶t s✶ ✶penlyyhehehehhehehehee share their trials and tribulati✶ns, h✶w hilari✶us, talꓘing s✶ pathetic, f✶r every✶ne t✶ seehehehehehehee y✶ur weaꓘnesses. S✶ vulnerable. If ✶nly I we had the capacityyhehehehehehee t✶ feel bad.
serket's dni and hmu
happened tw0 me once
snrk
IᔑᏫ 3000 ᔑWEEP LᏫИG ᔑITUATIᏫИᔑHIP
a friend is really going through it, but they blocked me so helping them is not really an easy thing. :\
god. i've been thinking that terezi saved the timeline with her instructions, but.. what if what she did was save me? what if she gave me those instructions so i could have an actual life? in a not-doomed timeline? what if that was her way to send me to one that could stand a chance if i was there?
D --> Do not approach me with made up terms like Beforan Woke D --> That makes no sense D --> Most Beforans are awake at the same time
If hes n0t in c0ntact it means hes n0t well
D--> I do not understand what is happening D--> All I know is this new diety has arrived D--> And I am going to avoid her lest my thoughts grip me once more
D --> I do not know if you think I can translate this or not D --> But I can D --> The offer is tempting
(( to all the ppl Tuna’s fumbled bc I don’t rp nsfw on chittr dms lmaooo rip soz my bad.))
[MISC.] ...] [I] I want attention.] [MISC.] ...] [E] Except also I do not.] [MISC.] ]
Alright, this sushi slaps, I might f0rgive him
https://youtu.be/k16eMOHo5LQ?si=KCoGyhGmcBUk_FwX deudly fireams...
>> Please tag negative self-talk. This can 6e a triggering su6ject t9 s9me and can make pe9ple insecure. While I d9 6elieve that it's n9t y9ur j96 t9 cater t9 9ther pe9ple's em9ti9ns, I 6elieve we can all 6e mindful 9f 9ne an9ther. C9nsider the c9nsequences 9f y9ur acti9ns. Y9ur p9st a69ut y9ur 69dy can ruin s9me9ne's day with the same 69dy type, 9r even w9rse, it c9uld p9ssi6ly trigger 9r distress them entirely. I w9n't waste t99 much 9f y9ur time with this 9ne, since I have a rather simple p9int, 6ut far t99 many pe9ple are c9mf9rta6le d9wn-talking themselves in the pr9ximity 9f 9thers. Especially in 9nline spaces where y9u d9 n9t kn9w wh9 can see y9ur p9sts. Negative self-talk is extremely harmful f9r 69th y9urself and 9thers. #vaguep9sting #directp9sting #negativeselftalk #69dyimageissues
▲▲youuu people suck ass i hate u all haha▼
one po2t brought all the 2ollux two the yard.
What does "ily" mean?
well, that made the night a lot worse. i'll start posting more again tomorrow, good night.
FINE, I WILL STOP DIGGING THEN AND HIT FUCKING ROCK. ALSO TURNTABLEFORTG DAVE SAYS HI.
NO THAT IS NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT MEGIDO! I AM MAKING SURE HE'S ALRIGHT, BECAUSE I ASKED HIM TO BE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING. PERSONALLY I AM MORE ATTRACTED TO SOLLUX THAN DAVE EVEN THEN IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING *BUSINESS*
WHY DOES EVERYONE, SPECIFICALLY WANT TO KNOW MY QUADRANTS AND MY PAILING LIFE. WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS? WHAT ENTITY DID I CURSE OUT TO CAUSE THIS TO HAPPEN!
wriite2 note: thii2 karkat ha2 a 2upply of really fuckiing cold runniing water, do not cro22 them, attempt friiend2hiip
I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!
LOOK I DON'T KNOW JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT, I'M BUSY AND HE'S FINE NOW. DRENCHED IN WATER BUT FINE. I THREW A TOWEL ONTOP OF HIM JUST TO BE SURE.
IT'S NOT THAT, HE'S BEEN SLEEPING AND DRINKING COOLANT!
*2leepiing iin a puddle of coolant and al2o con2umiing iit a2 not two expend exce22 energy
TWO *WHOLE* FUCKING EARTH MONTHS, PLEASE SOLLUX. SAY YOU'RE JOKING.
thank2? no one ha2 taken iintere2t iin my liiviing condiitiion2 iin quiite 2ome tiime. we 2hall have two hang out under better ciircum2tance2.
ALRIGHT, I'M COVERED IN COOLANT AND WATER NOW. I AM FORCING HIM UNDER A TOWEL. I HAVE A STRIDER TO GET TO NOW.
hangin with a friend for the night and got a brawl lined up tomorroe #meenahmoment
WH@'$ GOOD BITCHE$!!!! Your boy ju$t $pent a couple day$ under a bridge becau$e hi$ hou$e got bombed!!! Thought th@ $hit wa$ gonna be kept outta the teal neighborhood$?? Anyway$ we cookin up the next b@ch of th@ GOOD $HIT PRONTO!!! Takin pre-order$ on thi$ $hiz, bitche$!!!
@gutsyGumshoe Reacting all four ways cancels everything out, genius. You might as well have left the post alone. God, may8e learn how reactions work 8efore su8jecting others to them, okay?
as soon as the murderorgy is out of the wway the next evvent wwe got on the docket is cnc con AKA con non-con con #nsfww #nsfwwe #cww-cnc
I Am Making Her Wait On Purpose. :>
MAY YOU ALL HAVE A BAD NIGHT.
oh eridan howw id lovve to experience a day in your thinkpan wwell TOO bad only serkets are allowwed to prod around up here
1f you w4nt my op1n1on 1ts cuz 3v3ryon3 1s l4zyyyy. th3yd r4th3r s1t 4round 4nd do noth1ng th4n put 1n th3 work to b3 4s r4d 4s som3 of us. #notn4m1ng4nyn4m3s #but1tsm3 #th3ylln3v3rb34sr4d4sm3 #f4cts #truthnuk3
How can I deny myself the satisfaction when you make it oh so easy for me to push your 8uttons? :::;)
Should I call my abusive ex? Red reacts for yes black for no, let's have some fun with this. #abuse
you get ONE emotional support fuck out of your moirail and thats IT #nsfww
The cigarettes do+n't help unfo+rtunately so+ abo+ut a 6.
watcha lookin at there @awakefromAcheron <3
ii wa2 alway2 the one gettiing beat up iin our kii2me2ii2hiip... for once ii fiinally had control! ii got two beat HER up oh my gog iit felt amaziing...
NEED. STRIFE. NOW! NOW NOW NOW!!!!!!!! That is all, thank you.
not a lotta lovwe for the gals i hang vwith, but enough. latula wvins, meu meu is out. speaking of beforan babes... #cronusbabeoff up next, wvewve got twvo beautiful beforan burgundy bitches, one busty, one bitty b-cups at best, both #bouncingonit, blowving, busting, banging... bam. the rankmaid and damara megido. #nsfwv. #nsfwve. someone post the pumpkin patch pics belovw. and dont go bothering ranky, if you need to bugger someone, hit up @handmaid <3 or <> for the rankmaid <3< or c3< for damz
1’m ev1l g00dn1ght ♪͙͘͡ ★
▲kinda yeah▼ ▲I kinda meant the bratty one but i guess you can work too if you want▼
Er... it seems my auto-translator is running kaput. Im sure you mean angry! @turingTranscendence i dont suppose you can make hands and/or tails of this?
<3 <> <3< c3<
something you learn is that it really dont matter wvhat you say, its vwho you are wvhen you say it. i could say the realest shit and people wvould disagree because its cro
hold on dude let'S see if your line is the problem or if it'S you
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