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:33 < the furst commission!!! :33 < 10 kitty points has b33n red33med by @tentacletherapist :33 < as requested a shitty mspaint drawing of me and her clothes swapped :33c https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e82dc6fe184d.png
🌊🦑🐠🦑🌺 #fishfriday t𖦹day we sh𖦹uld take a m𖦹ment t𖦹 remember h𖦹w vital c𖦹ral reefs are f𖦹r supp𖦹rting 𖦹cean life!!! always take care 𖦹f y𖦹ur fishy friends, big and small! 🫧🐚🦀🐬🐬
(°. matr𖦹n g𖦹tta l𖦹ve t𖦹rturing me with p𖦹intless bureaucratic tasks. y𖦹u 𖦹ld sadistic hag .°)
I can 0nly participate in #fatfuckfriday
slaps my big belly in agreement
WISH I WERE FAT. HONESTLY.
It turns out when people aren't being threatened, culled or conditioned from hatching to kiss the boots of a genocidal slave empire, they stop acting so loyal. It's almost as if the second her claws cannot reach every dissenter across space to strangle them into silence, people start saying what they actually think of her. #dashwatching
No, having a support network of people who are not your four immediate romantic partners is not 'human supremacy', sincerely a troll with a mother.
the main thing st0pping you in my experience was time and then y0u went and found all 0f it.
It's mind-boggling- fucking is literally the oldest form of recreation... then again, it's also kinda weird for troll culture what with the concept of the drones and whatnot.
it should literally be one of the least surprising things in the universe that a megido fucks
a little luck will go a long way.
i mean reely it was bad enough seain old alternian seadwellers spoutin the old nonsense lake any of it mattered but now theres a timeline where i WON and JAD-Es spoutin my old propaganda?? jfc i need to bake somefin im too stressed out here
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:33< purrlan wash off glitpurr in sopurr slime has b33n a rousing mixed success! :33< my body is glitpurr fur33 my clothes are nyat! :33< oh well nyathing to be done about that :33< troll becky search new recoupracoons purrlease...
Sudden strange urge to sink my teeth into something, weird. or maybe leave a lipstick stain somewhere??? It's a weird feeling. #suggestive ??? I think?
i dunno what i read is that 7ou were just here to bring death. guess i should have guessed that also in(ludes the little death. #suggestive
idk i might not! like if it works for mine why not for a lot of them yknow? just like w/ june like i dont think ive run into a single egbert that was happiest as a cis man
I would never block on of my conc)(stituents! 38D
every time i see an utterly depressed eridan on here or in the bubbles i have to resist the urge to ask "have you considered estrogen" cuz ngl that seems to have been 1a the big motivators for my universe version of her
i personally think the sidewalk is a great place to mating press someone in the middle of the day!! fits the mood just right if you ask me :D #nsfw
could naut agree more
learning a lot about m7thologi(al figures toda7 on (hittr dot ing
nah i respect you
Not surprising- fuchsias have exceptionally fragile egos and a bloated sense of self-importance- in truth, nothing of value is lost.
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#fishingfriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c51931b9c6ff.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, fish on, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: G)
It warms my heart that she fails on this site and in other timelines.
.meht erofeb derdnuh wef tsal eht naht tnetepmoc erom hcuM .tsael ta won roF .deldnah ti evah ot mees yeht ,yltsenoH
You would deign me worthy of assi-- Oatmilk... Fine.
Claw upon the ceiling of your grave. Break it open and let the festering dirt seep into your maw. Then, and only then, will you understand what pain I am going through. As I have poured my cereal-- Without checking for milk. Agony.
.koob ym ni looc si hctarcs cod fo retah yna ,yeH
.llew sa ,uoy tcetorp ssenkrad eht yaM .sseldrager ,sehsiw llew eht rof uoy knaht I hguohT .edis ym no yllausu si kcul taht dnif netfo I
.ylurt ,em ot si ereht lla yllaer stahT .noitinomerp lanoisacco eht htiw ,burehc elpmis A .ezialB em llac yam uoY .llew yreV .mhmH
Nice.
Thank You, I Could Say You Are Cute Too, If That Is Accepta8le –xoxo
i mean. (an 7ou blame us
it gets real weird being 0ld and lowbl0od d0n't it.
I'm sorry were any of those traits meant to be unattractive Do you know what a lesbian is
|m sorry | reAd "fAt foul tempered chA|n smok|ng fAthomAbly old troll" And got so flustred | 4got to f|n|sh the rest of the post |m sure |ts greAt
And yet you give them more reasons to want this, ma'am.
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i (an still hit 69 followers at least
♰ 3/4 of the way to 100 on chittr... pondering what i'll reward you all with.. let me hear what i should reveal.. :) ♰
on call with @bulgeCurator who keeps taking screenshots of me while i eat 0n0 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0237821292fb.png
I Know, Which Is Honestly A 8reath Of Fresh Air, Rarely Get Called Cute Nowadays... –xoxo
oh of course i didnt mean you tavros! i know this and i love you for it i meant more the people who have slightly less... inhibitions! especially when it comes to tall spooky girls with long hair that smells like grave dirt and who have a powerful force of personality!
Indeed It Is –xoxo
i THINK YOU'D LOOK COOL, nO MATTER WHAT!
:33< purr
ok so / emergency / i hired a troll / to make an album cover / for strife prodigy / but they got culled / and have all the caegar i can afford to spend / so i'm gonna be kinda selfish / the person who makes / the best album cover / for my next album / with a 7 night deadline / gets a custom badge / it'll be decided on by vote / in the discord / also / no nsfw / please the punk rock album is called strife prodigy / you can submit in this thread / sorry for not clarifying setting up voting / good luck everyone
:33< ayo? :33< hi id like to purrt in my catplication
instead of.snozzing bad with the. losing lad. why dont you come.win obama with your cool gramma
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Red Miles
>> @mateડpr¡t¡ડ1anda1tern¡a ¡ડ the p1ace
It to+o+k so+me time, but luckily, I managed to+ make it wo+rk.
O+h, it's a pro+blem that I've since figured o+ut a pro+cess fo+r avo+iding. No+w, my services are o+nly fo+r tho+se that can be vo+uched fo+r by an already o+n-the-bo+o+ks client that I have a go+o+d view o+f. It limits my client list, but the quality o+f tho+se seeking my expertise has o+nly go+ne up, and exclusivity allo+ws me to+ charge a mo+re premium price fo+r even the mo+st basic o+f play sessio+ns. And fo+r the sessio+ns that require mo+re intense preparatio+n, o+r are mo+re invo+lved? Well, tho+se clients help pay the lease o+n my sho+p even mo+re-so+ than the sho+p itself.
Ho+nestly, if I had a caegar fo+r everytime I had to+ explain the differences between certain ro+les with a new client, I'd have eno+ugh mo+ney to+ affo+rd abo+ut an ho+ur o+f my time. Maybe no+t the 'Deluxe' package, but at least a basic sessio+n. And neither o+ptio+n is cheap.
You Understand Me.
Thought that was that one freak of a troll dat posts here. What's uh, the name, the name... Crono?
A co+mmo+n eno+ugh mistake fo+r tho+se who+ are inexperienced, o+r simply igno+rant to+ nuance.
There is n⚙ truth in flesh, ⚙nly betrayal. There is n⚙ strength in flesh, ⚙nly weakness Thеre is n⚙ c⚙nstancy in flesh, ⚙nly decay Thеre is n⚙ certainty in flesh but death. Fr⚙m this r⚙tting cage ⚙f bi⚙matter, Machine G⚙d set me free.
They ain't housebroken and they walk with the grace of a newborn puppy.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Way ahead of ya ma'am ]
It seems the photorturegrapher decided to go with a candid, rather than any of the photos I actually posed for. #Business #Fashion #WomenInSTEM #EntrepenannihilatorSpirit #NoFilter https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63ae7fd6d56a.png - MC Oleana
Runnin' da day-to-day fer a reason, ma'am.
do we oppress perverts here or is it #pervertunity
a quick information sheet for their pinned :) https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_1674.png
Forewarning to anyone soliciting at the Manor. If the dogs don't deter you, Handmaid will drop a cinder block on you from the balcony. Her aim is getting better.
the herding barkbeast x baabeast x howlfiend being so wholly obsessed over by someone who wants to protect you and lead you and nuture you and someone who wants to rip you to pieces to consume knowing that their motives are both entirely similar: to claim every part of you as theirs alone (tags: Anonymous/Reader/Anonymous, flushpitch coded, #nsfw, quad triangle, possessive kismesis, possessive matesprit, archive rating: M)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WASSUP BIG DAWG SIGMA YUNG JUGG NATION WOOF WOOF FORMER PRESIDENT BIG SED HERE. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT THAHAT I DECIDED JUST NOW. I'VE DECIDED THAHAT FROM NOW ON ALL THE THEY SLASH THEMS DON'T HAHAVE TO PAY FOR SCHEDULE-II HAHALLUCINOGENIC NARCOTICS ANYMORE. THAHANKS. MESSIAHS BLESS ALTERNIA. :o) #substance
shadow the hedgehog as a metaphor for being transgender and afraid of ur own body
so iit turns out we can't grow weed on thiis planet wiithout iit becomiing an aphrodiisiiac but ii'm thiinkiing that's a bonus // #nsfw
☆ Going fishing but no fishing rod just my gun and a fuKK ton of ammo #fishingfriday☆
i bite at the hand that feeds me! 0v0
YES.
WE SHALL ACHIEVE OUR PEACE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.
of course it is its a chance for both of you to begin again and life your own life free from any constraints or rules and its the domain i shine in! nobody will be able to pull you out and try to use either of you again on my watch!
I HOPE THE AFTERLIFE IS AT LEAST PEACEFUL. I'M TIRED.
well if you ever manage to succeed i have to be there to get you all to the afterlife! i have to be quick too you never know if hes going to do something with any of your souls or something that and it means id get to see you all as much as i want!
got no idea who this dame is but she's givin' me a splitting headache so yeah i got you with my bombs if you want 'em #mybombs
>>>((They)) are most vulnerable >>>(For) (They) lack a naturally psionic resistant hairline
LET'S KILL OURSELVES. #SUICIDEPACT #SUICIDE
of fun!
we shØuld all die.
FINALLY MOTHERFUCKING HOME FROM THE BEAT. time to relax my FAVORITE way. get my chill on with my favorite elixir, on my MOTHERFUCKIN throne.. FREE from those accursed restricting CLOTHES. #nsfw #bulge https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa5e5cef5f9d.jpg
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9daf1f2b6739.png #suggestive