♦ pitied by @aorticProtostar
Sigh. x I have to find somewhere else to spend my evening. - This is ridiclous. -
[D1sgust1ng.] [https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/h0rse.png]
walk canncelled. torrenntial acid rainn
A Fresh Hatchling Has Bitten My Earring From My Ear Chewed It And Swallowed It
He slaughtered his former moirail, he deserves everything which comes to him and then some. #violence
I think I've reached an all time low. But it's okay. Because I have friends. Some friends anyways. The ones that still like me. So that is something nice. Also I can force Dave to watch LOTR with me.
^^ Wow, that was even more of a shitshow than I could've predicted. Nice job, everyone! ^^
unsurprisingly, eridan week had multiple casualties. well, sucks to be doomed, i guess
SOMEONE PUSHED ME OFF THE FUCKING TRAMPOLINE. #eridanweek
I'm afraid to say #eridanweek isn't really my sort of occasion, but it would be nice to get out of the house for something other than a performance sometime. Perhaps such a circumstance will arrive with less death and goodness knows what else.
Everyone is, that's life. But I don't daydrink. So it isn't a huge issue. #substance
someone very very very very very very very very hot zzhould mezzzzage me hhehehehehe
Currently thinking about my distain for gift giving. Or rather, the way I seem to view it as a challenge or competition. Dave picked me up some little trinket at the store the other day, a cat charm, and the scorn of it being cutesy and undermining my serious and un-childlike demeanor bothered me to the point I spent the past few days getting him a gift that could be seen as equally if not twice as much scornful as well as more expensive and heartfelt so he knows I put in more effort than him, while still acting like I did not. Imagine my surprise when he seems genuinely happy about it and then hangs it up in his room. At first my mind told me he was attempting to insult me, but I realize there have been no counter attacks yet. I think I need to reevaluate how I view these things.
i think i'M gonna get to Meet My absent adoptive father this is awesoMe
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Such mixed reactions. 4 ♠️ and 2 💚 just for a little salaciousness. Or perhaps it was the 'other' tag I accidentally added. The world may never know... I will be posting more though~ #nsfw
Talk about sending mixed signals. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/575c25d73928.png @freudianSlip
i might quit this site... plenty of posts that my own morbid curiosity forces me to click on trigger a really horrible phobia of mine, and blocking everyone who posts said things makes me feel like a huge bitch.
It is not as if she was mad, just severrely disappointed in my carreerr choices, I think, I like to think I have a good idea of wherre I stand with people
fuck dude / shit / fuck / fuck #substance
◁Saw some people on here were posting pictures of their lusii, figured we might as well show ours.▷ ▷whats left of him that is◁ #mylusus #gore https://file.garden/ZhH23Td312HXr3iu/Chittr%20bullshit/FUCKER%20DESERVED%20IT.png
can you say that again
vwait a second dude... vwhat shape is that line making..? it couldnt... no, it couldnt be, right? is it fucking going wvvwvwwvwvwvwvwvwvvwwvwvwv #eridancoin
half of the ppl on here horny post huh.. >_o let yo freak flag fly i guess?? #nsfw
why do you guys let me do that.
You left your half used blunts all over my shop, asshole. @murdererHonkhonk
i just realized that many of you make pop culture references i don’t understand. this is because (i assume) most of you are from the future and NOT just big nerds like i thought before. my bad.
:+> [Fuckass lusus decided it was a good idea to throw a fit over literally nothing again. Feathers and scorch marks ALL over my walls and floors now, not excited to clean that up.] >:/:
back on fucked up earth theyd kill u if u 67d because to THEM it just wasnt funny enough
[a human acqua1ntance gave me a human w0rd a day calendar. strange lex1c0n.]
[1ve been here f0r sweeps where the fuck are the empl0yees.] [https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/arcade.png]
The ending of Chainsaw Tro// was a comp/ete and utter /etdown. Who /et them write, i//ustrate and pub/ish this? This is a heinous s/eight of the highest order. A humi/iating disp/ay of the industry's comp/acency in a//owing the the most popu/ar and we// received shōnen manga series of the current sweep to go out, not with the dignity it's owed, but with a wet fart. Humi/iating.
can 0ne 0f my #s0ll0wers 0rder me a pizza and have it delivered t0 me and then als0 pay f0r it? thanks.
- I can Handle about as mmany Pickles as you can throw at mme! Lemmmme at 'emm! 😀😀😀
welp! time to scroll through everything i missed! SPECIFICALLY from people i am following NOT the everything tab. never again.
- ANNOUNCING: Fromm the business-mminded mminds of THE @pickleInspector and mmyself (mme) ... a REVOLUTIONARY REBRAND. I KNOW you have problemms. And those problemms require the mmust helpful, hands-on solutions. We can and will help. - HANDY BUSINESS SOLUTIONS: "A Helpful Handy for your Pickle!" Because we aren't letting go of your Pickle until we've thoroughly Handled it!
THE FEMBOY FARM IS NOT GOING GOOD GUYS, TEN BILLION IN DEBT
> 1 w0uld l1ngu1st1csp0st but 1 genu1nely slept f0r s0 l0ng 1'm exhausted
My roommates are fucking loud enough that I can hear it through my earbuds again. #nsfw
guys i found another one of those fucking p8pers in My lawnring 😭 slenderMan is coMing to get Me
norMalize kissing the hoMies goodnight never be afr8id to sMooch your p8les
help i proMised Mister president trollbaMa i would hornypost i dont know how
This was a helluva post to realize i can view what youve been writing by hitting the quirked button
lot a religious bs on my timeline lately #ugh
I believe there's more than one flavour of it? I tried blue Faygo once. I cried, but I'm glad I had that experience.
(• - •) Okay. Good luck not getting caught. I'll be rooting for you. ⚘
(• - •) Is anyone looking for a hivemate? If you are, please let me know. Serious inquiries only. Also you have to be okay with dealing with possible bounty hunters asking for me but I'll deal with them when I can, just FYI. ⚘
Apparently My Boss/owner @chaotictechnician Now Runs What Taxes Say Is A "femboy Farm" i Hate Being A Secretary
:33 < I wish to kiss a crab *licks her paws* Purrty indirect, huh? :3
the pit awaits. patience is meaningless to the eternal. there is naught else. come to the pit.
theres already a turntechgirlhead and im not really interested in the head part
-- gutsyGumshoe's car exploded! --
SOMETIMES I BE STARING AT EVERYONES CHEEKS AND RATING THEM BUT NO ONE WILL FIND OUT BECAUSE THIS WILL BE BURIED UNDER THE SEA OF OTHERS CHATS. #NSFW #GYATT #YASS
i forgot i was wearing this under my sweater / i don't have the time to change out of it before work / i'm so getting fired
「 So do the assassination attempts. ⥮
I am self employed! Other than who I'm working under I'm my own boss. So I set my own hours! I've done worse in cleaning induced fits, nearly forgot to rest for a week straight during a particular bout at a indigo's library
Mouth Hurts. Can’t Sleep. Naturally This Means I’m Back On Chittr