♦ pitied by @apocalypseArisen
i. guess.
nah. dont worry. its alright. i go hoppin on some alternative places to uh. i guess. you trolls call it pail. with some people and then come back. thats my routine. literally. <:B #nsfw
nope.
time. what. and holy shit. i was about to say something dirty. sorry. first time interacting and nearly did that. #suggestive
Toying with my Tavros right now after getting 8ack from a long sail. She's just too cute to NOT fuck with! It's almost pathetic. ::::) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/84063de89c5e.jpg
[Jumping up and down like a toddler throwing a tantrum] ROLEX NOW!!!!!!!! ROLEX NOW!!!!!!!!
Wait am i a dude in manskas timeline
open discussion: do we actually need to respect sollux or could we all just gang up on him and kill him
Stepped on a d4. OW. I really need to start picking up my dice on the floor. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a08cf7a4c0a2.jpg
Meh, we shall see.
◥▶◀◤ —> Ah. Apologies Aloysi. It is ritualistic humiliation.
◥▶◀◤ —> Gross. I am gross.
@43N34SC4LD4R1UM ... NO COMM3NT #NSFW HTTPS://F1L3.G4RD3N/4DXXJRDFCBC6CM1W/OK4Y.PNG HTTPS://FORMS.GL3/HRJYXU5CQMTGOF216
S0lidarity can be f0und even in the darkest places it seems
The last thing i remember bef0re dying was h0w happy i was t0 see my friend #traumatuesday
Slay!!!
This one feels like it was you traumatizing other people. LMAO
bored af... a guy can only watch so many troll one p1ece ep1sodes 1n a row w1thout gett1ng a l1l t1red of 1t, ya feel me...?
mY STOMACH HURTS, vERY BAD, aND IT IS QUITE PAINFUL, }:(
ok... so watch1ng troll one p1ece on your palmhusk and fly1n around all bad*ss a1n't the smartest 1dea 1've ever had, haha... ow... }:(
d*mn... 1 always m1ss all the fun ch1ttr trends... }:(
D--> Is there a...certain other surname you would like to call out.
ack. ii have diied. liike, from friight.
hOW DO i UN-RE-CHITT A POST, tIME SENSITIVE,
ohuhm that SoundSbad S3( iam Sorry ifit iS S3(
D--> I am highly distraught by the things I have learned today. Some for...more confusing reasons...than others
aS FUN AS ALL THAT WAS,,, i STILL THINK i MIGHT NEED TO TAKE A BREAK FROM cHITTR, fOR A WHILE, i DUNNO,,, i NEED TO THINK ABOUT THINGS,
((i had a reaction at the plasma donation today 💀 #needle #needles #plasma #blood
((sorry dying, please hold
This Is Something I Struggle To Conceive Sorry
D--> Perhaps you have some sort of infection. Although last I checked it is impossible for god-tiered individuals to catch one, much less dream bubble ghosts. Is it possible you are confusing sweat around your eye stalks for tears, that was a common issue I had when I was younger.
Yes!
:o(
Hmm.
GUYS TH3Y’R3 PUTT1NG M3 1N 4 MUZZL3 4T TH3 M41D C4F3 B3C4US3 1’V3 B33N B1T1NG TOO M4NY CUSTOM3RS #M41DPOST1NG
S T OP PITING THAT POST
No you get out of here.
No one saw fucking anything.
omg i’m so sleepy.
There Is So Much Happening On The Feed Tolight And I Am Weak Of Will. Please Give Me A Break, I Am Already Worked Up Enough. #nsfc #nsfw #deargod
1 H34RD W3 W3R3 HOL3 POST1NG 4ND GOT SO 3XC1T3D >:[ #SUGG3ST1V3
Ouch, my shoulder. If only a lovely man could spare his hands to help remedy my pains... If only. Ahem. #VaguePosting
"s0llux just optic blast the gr0und, are you stupid?" did y0u get hatched off a tum0rous gr0wth of the m0thergrub's undulating bro0dsack? optic blast 0nly comes in 'kills y0u' or 'fucktacular expl0sion' it is not a precisi0n instrument. just going tw0 have sediment raining from the heavens f0r minutes right back in the crater.
Someone dig a hole in my honor, please. I can't leave the couch to go do it. Also, my neighbors would think I am even more of a weirdo if I went outside and got on my knees and started tearing up my garden with my bare hands. Being a creator god doesn't mean you're free from the scorned looks of neighborhood trolls and carapacians.
f0rgot h0w much i hate digging with psionics. h0w did i get through carving 0ut this bunker the first time? crumbly ho0fbeastshit getting everywhere and i can feel the grains like dirt under my nails except its in the myriad folds 0f my fucking thinkpan.
SLEEP WELL, ALOYSI, AND NO PROBLEM.
YEAH GET SOME SLEEP, MIGHT HELP.
NO, I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND. I DON'T USUALLY YEARN, BUT IT HITS, AND IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE.
I YEARN SOMETIMES.
have you ever been so touchstarved you put your right prong on your left cheek and your left prong on your right cheek and close your eyes imagining it is someone else try it right now try it and stroke your thumbs over your cheekbones slowly (tags: The Rankmaid/Prongs, autoflush, archive rating: G)
i gotta figure out what i wanna do with like. myself i guess.
D --> It is both heartening and bittersweet that other timeline versions of my friends exist on this platform. I wish I could have shown them how I have changed. I suppose I still can. But there will always be a bit of a disconnect.
I Couldn't Attend The Masquerade Tolight, Please Remember To Sneak Poorly Napkin Wrapped Food Out For Me In Your Pocket. Thank You For Your Consideration.
I’M NOT RWADY TO HANDLE TJE STUFF AROUND ME.. BEEN HERE TO MOTHERFUCKING LONG.
Saw a dogshit romcom * i don't even want to name it here because it was that awful * i liked the book so much better *|
alright, alright. i think i g0t it. little dyejob, s0me fake gold dust, g0od tw0 go.
For Maximum #yearn Potential. And So The Act Of Touching Them Is Further Treasured When The Opportunity Arises.
Many Such Cases.
:33< ah! :33< sorry cant help mew there!
Ice Cold Water, Save Me.
wvovw she uhh. has a lot to say about that clovwn i dont like this dinner anymore #nsfvwe
the saddest part is if i get obliterated i dont even turn into cool red mist anymore i just turn into fucking shrapnel which is way less cooler than mistified blood #violence #gore
eh maybe i dont really wanna go crazy though. got shit to do. people have got me making weapons out of dumb shit for them
Ɏ i don't know a-a-about tha-a-at Ɏ
>>>(Do) (I) even need to say (It)... >>>(Bioengineered) cull switch...
i havent been p0sting all day yet i keep checking my n0tificati0ns like aw 0n0 why is n0 0ne interacting with me
yeah... 1t was l1ke th1s a LOT dur1ng our sess1on, haha...
}:( yeah... 1'm see1n 1t, aloys1... 😔
oh. wow.
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >B/\d m0rn!ng l0s≡r.
alright back tw0 the eternal war
1T SHOULD'V3 B33N M3 >:[ HTTPS://F1L3.G4RD3N/4DXXJRDFCBC6CM1W/D4FTPUNKS4V3M3.G1F
I had a rather upsetting nightmare, wherein my horrible kismesis whom I loathe so much, suddenly vacillated from 'pitch' to 'flush'. It was jarring and he was disgustingly saccharin sweet to me. Is this a common phenomenon? Please assure me it isn't.
they can watch but im n0t sharing
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oH SoMeOnE DoEsN'T LiKe tHe wAy gAmBy lOoKs :o(
been in 0ne of th0se, trust me we get boring quick with0ut a natural habitat.
D--> I uh. It was a rather e%treme series of thoughts that galloped away from me.
I have not been fisted. With all due respect, I don't want someone's fist up my ass. #nsfw
D--> Yes. Just e%tremely sensitive, thinking about how pitiful I am being is...not advisable...considering that....sensitivity...hnn
That's crazy. @broStrider are you seeing this shit.
I am now, unfortunately.
D--> I am requesting help from the chitter public in-regards to any known conditions relating to perspiration released in such unusually large quantities that it causes dizziness and eventually the collapse of consciousness. This may seem amusing to some of you, but I just collapsed three times in a row and ended up soaking in a large p001 of my own sweat. I have thoroughly rinsed myself but even thinking too long about the cause of my compromising position might cause another e%ecutive malfunction of my thinkpan..it is beyond time I got a hold of my condition. In fact, I dare say it is central to my #redemptionarc. Any and all help is appreciated, mockery is not. Nor is false advice. Also Eridan you are still blocked. It is for both of our sake's, and also as a way of making up to Nemean. This has been an embarrassing evening to be my moirail for which I am deeply apologetic.
bOO, nO MORE dAVE HOUR, dAVE IS, tHE SUCKS, oOH GOTTEM,
well thats not good!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files../add0e6f30805.png
so it vwasnt food poisoning it vwas regular poisoning meenah vwas right, and she got to kill someone. Learning, I should stop questioning her...
d*mn... thats l1ke... a LOT of 1nstruct1ons... }:( 1ll make sure to do at least l1ke, one or two of those th1ngs, okay bro? 💪
Roro is so mean to me. 💔
1ts cool 1ts cool! we called 1t a draw... yeah 1m all good bro, no worr1es... barely felt a th1ng haha... 😵💫
it is like, genuinely upsetting to me when something bad happens to gloomy. i know it's not that serious, i know they're having fun with their characters, but i don't know, maybe it's triggering something in me? i might have to just not engage for the duration of it. my apologies. love you gloomweiss (the person).
just found out he called me a bulge tease to the dead version of me i cant do anything fucking right (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Man I r3ally 2houlda got 2om3 2l33p la2tlight Good thing I got all th323 upp3r2 l3t2 go #2ub2tanc3
D --> But that would kill them
on tonights episode of the #beforusboys #podcast #mensrights https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8bcb80cfcb33.jpg @carminegnosiology @aerodynamictramp
D --> I have been told I am not fun to watch fight unfortunately D --> If I attack directly I turn people into paste instantly
Smacked my bulge on the corner of my table. Fuck my stupid lowblood life.
I've been informed that dickery is no longer considered socially fashionable. Unfortunately flaccid times we're living in.
≈ I — display two — different signs, — for one is USED — with deceit for — MY — own safety — while THE OTHER — REMAINS TRUE to my nature. — I HAVE — NO — FONDNESS for — either. ≈
D --> I won't be watching the fight I have work to do
:33 < last thing @ribbitribbit s33s before i eat them https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/9086fdb1-6189-47a2-b929-6a9b09c90fad/d3db8me-5b0fc2ad-4a5f-47bc-b8fb-dbe8f430d815.jpg/v1/fill/w_900,h_716,q_75,strp/tackle_pounce_by_muffin_summoner_d3db8me-fullview.jpg?token=eyj0exaioijkv1qilcjhbgcioijiuzi1nij9.eyjzdwiioij1cm46yxbwojdlmgqxodg5odiynjqznznhnwywzdqxnwvhmgqynmuwiiwiaxnzijoidxjuomfwcdo3ztbkmtg4otgymjy0mzczytvmmgq0mtvlytbkmjzlmcisim9iaii6w1t7imhlawdodci6ijw9nze2iiwicgf0aci6ii9mlzkwodzmzgixltyxodktnddhmi1ioti5ltzhowiwowm5mgzhzc9km2riog1lltvimgzjmmfkltrhnwytnddiyy1iogzilwrizthmndmwzdgxns5qcgcilcj3awr0aci6ijw9otawin1dxswiyxvkijpbinvybjpzzxj2awnlomltywdllm9wzxjhdglvbnmixx0.fr_mpx-i_aoiswok3xignxntyqkykc7m5og8xxdhpbq
anyone wwant a easy lay #nsfww
STOP WITH THE FROG SOUNDS
last time i tried to ribbit i think i fra<tured something
i'm learning!
man... 1 shoulda been 1n my 'coop hours ago... th1s horny post1ng a1nt good for my schedule, dawg...
D-->I do not have to answer.
D-->You have no evidence to prove or disprove my desire or lackthereof of a kiss.
D-->No.
((I know some of you may be expecting a little explanation as to why things unfolded as they did on my end. I will get to that in a moment, but for now let me apologize if that little bit put a damper on the general experience that was being had. While my intention was to create some extra tension, I did not mean to cause actual stress on anybody. And if it did, I sincerely, wholeheartedly apologize. Now, why did it happen that way? What madness drove the (former?) Vicepresident to take such a course of action? Set beside herself by the grief of losing people who she thought were close to her, to a force beyond her power to contend against, she figured that a second casualty after a very sensible one would be the spark needed to bring the flames of revolution to life. There's also a secret tunnel underneath the Presidential desk. And the Horrorterrors have to do more than freaky stuff, don't they? Besides, if she was alone, who could have taken that picture in the first place, and post it afterwards? Once again, I apologize if I stirred the pot too much, or caused too much chaos beyond what was projected. Especially to @alpacalipsArise , who seemed to be the most confused and who I should have at least pitched the idea in the first place, and to @walkstabwalK who was equally confused during the unfolding of events.
D-->The shamelessness of posters on this website becomes far too STRONG when multiplied the shameless of Megidos.
I have the /worst/ headache.
i can only hope that rose is secretly ok. maybe she only posted that to go under cover, to become a walking blind spot to him? although that might just be wishful thinking. i hope she knows we care and will do everything we can to bring her back.
D-->I am willing to assist in so far as I can. 0u0
... Did they fucking get my favorite Rose?
yo... sh1ts gett1ng stra1ght up scary on the tl ton1ght... d1d that ch1ck really k*ll h*rself? heavy sh*t man... #heavysh1t #su1c1de #women (ed1t: sorry, forgot to censor...)
[EXPUNGED]
how is he dead this cant be https://i.imgur.com/FMhpX2a.png
https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/834e098b2e59.g1f (pls 1gnore test1ng rq <3)
yeaaah... please do }:(
d*mn... d1dn't know 1 was g1v1ng such ranc1d *ss v1bes...maybe 1 DO need some lessons, haha...
Tavros Nitram is dead to me. #JaneTavIsOverParty
◥▶◀◤ —> I asked for a male Megido. The universe delivered. I am undeserving. Yet. Simultaneously embarrassed of every moment due to my constant spaghetti, dawg.
MADE PLANS FOR TONIGHT TO PRY MY TERMINALLY INDOORS HUSK AWAY FROM CHITTR FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. PLANS WERE CANCELED. I'M GOING TO DIE IN FRONT OF THIS HUSKTOP.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Warmblood 4 Warmblood is a diabolical term. ]
oh... r1ght r1ght, got 1t, haha... yeah, that's whats up, bro... got that 'dont g1ve a sh*t' v1be locked down... f*ck yeah...
D --> There is simply no reason for me to participate in such a crude and improper e%ample of b100dsports. The concept alone is upsetting
D-->There is something to be said about the simplicity of one's quirk being related to one's dignity. I cannot comment on the quirks of other cultures, of course, only comment using my own e%perience but considering my STRONG intuition I would say that simplifying your quirk so that it is legible without a de-quirkifyer should be a bare minimum standard. It isn't "c001" to be incomprehensible.
parkour civilization is now officially banned by hic / despite the fact that everyone has already seen it / i don't know how to feel
D-->Oh.
D-->How high would you rate your disbelief. Describe it in further detail, elaborate on its intensity. Does it p001lute your opinion of me. Do you think I deserve some sort of ironic yet also humbling punishment for it. Perhaps the restraint of one or more e%tremities.
fuck lowwbloods im makin orphans yadda yadda you all knoww the spiel im tired go orphan yourselvves for a change
alr1ght... hyped myself up as long as 1 could... ton1ghts f1nally the n1ght yall... f1nally gunna spread my w1ngs and break 1t off for REAL th1s t1me... 1f you dont hear from me by dawn then uh... then he probably squ1shed me to death, haha... all that repressed rage 1s uh. real terr1fy1ng. haha.
bIItche2 love me for my open VVound. #gore II2h.
>log onto chIIttr after beIIn MIA all day >IIt'2 cloVVn hour2 rIIght back IInto my mII2erable lIIl hovel II go then eh.
The fact you do not see how that still violates their privacy is e%tremely pitiful. In-fact, so pitiful, that I have given you a "pitied" reaction. The social t001's on this website are quite refined I must say.
That is highly inappropriate although e%pected behaviour from a Megido. Those trolls would include you in the conversation if they wished for you to hear it. Perhaps the patterns of behaviour I found so filthy should not be ascribed to rust-b100d's but to Megidos specifically.
tOO MANY, tOUGH CONVERSATIONS ALL AT ONCE LATELY, bLUH,
◥▶◀◤ —> Touch me. My muscles are aching for affection bro.
my digestionn sac hurts. i thinnk i ate somethinng bad.
heheheh.... maybe theres a reason i stick to watching from the sidelines... #vaguepost
Chittr, I have very bad news for you. I'm drunk. #substances
sORRY,
wtf i missed girls night
it really is missing s0llux h0urs. i understand.
Okay going to put my foot down here
YOU CAN TELL A BITCH. TO HER FACE. DIRECTLY. "THE MAGICAL TROLL CONTRACT IS NOT WORTH IT. AND YOU ARE ENTERING A TORTURE ASSEMBLY LINE. THE LIKES OF WHICH YOU CANNOT IMAGINE." AND SHE WILL IGNORE YOU. AND WALTZ RIGHT IN. SPINNING DITZILY. SO AS TO LIFT HER IDIOT SKIRT INTO THE AIR. AND THEN. AND THEN!!!! SHE WILL HAVE THE GALL. TO BE SHOCKED. WHEN RIGHT BEHIND HER. THE NEXT DUMB BROAD. IS LINED UP TO SIGN THE MAID CONTRACT. WITH THE SAME KYUBALL. IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD WARNED YOU!!!!
When y0u guys get h0rny y0u time telep0rt t0 make 0ut with y0urself When i get h0rny i g0 knees 0n chestnut shells We are n0t the same
The Megido's are all a lost cause. Their 8loodline is defined 8y the enslavement of their ancestor 8y this cretin, yet they’re apparently self-destructive enough to look at that legacy of a8use and decide it’s something worth emul8ting.
I hope their experience is going 8etter than the last time I was swarmed 8y Megidos. #dashwatching
I think the worst thing about #megidoday is learning Doc Scratch has a type
Its true ive been rejected 0nce and my eg0 has n0t rec0vered
the site i use to pirate troll one piece is down / what am i supposed to do
am i being replaced by myself
in my current state i know it may be a bit difficult to sympathize but i know what im doing! dont try telling me otherwise! im still alive and im still smiling! and so ill always be the aradia that appreciates each and every one of you!
Okay a little confused on the logistics, is it wrong to fuck a "moirail"? #realanswersonly
I will always be the aradia wh0 hates every single 0ne 0f y0u Just t0 make sure we aradias have all bases c0vered
even if i said n0 y0u'd d0 it anyway.
but dirtr0tting means having t0 g0 0utside and i'm allergic t0 fresh air.
D0 y0u guys think its weird t0 crush 0n tw0 alts 0f the same pers0n at the same time And has it ever happened t0 y0u
well that was fun while it lasted. back t0 bedr0tting i g0.
with all the fun megido stuff out of the way now we can get down to serious business! ive recently gotten an internship! a part time job if you will i guess ive finally been around long enough to have a title of my own! ill enjoy being able to work closer to my fellow megidos! https://i.postimg.cc/8zJ4Vnv7/disclosure.png https://i.postimg.cc/wjy2dbNy/disclosure2.png
I cant thirst p0st anym0re cause n0w i kn0w my main audience is 0ther mes
Well thank g0d that's 0ver