♦ pitied by @apocalypticAtrocity
Aradia 8ots 8oth scare the shit out of me and may8e get me heated. Either they wanna pummel me or fuck me. Fuck did I do to deserve this!?!?!? #nsfw
“I don’t argue to prove myself right. I knew I was wrong twenty minutes ago, now I’m just arguing to piss you off.” - The average argument with half of my Cabinet.
最悪の元妻になる未来しか見えない。
I was in a 8anana costume.
give me give me give me give me give me give me give me give me
I’ll try.
SerketSunday 8ut it’s really just me
Another #sillytoxictrait of mine is that I kind of gotten someone killed in the past, 8linded someone else, crippled another, and hm what else… I guess I also expect everyone to have common sense! That one’s gotta 8e the worst
I’m not gonna cry 8ecause I’m too 8usy gam8ling like hell online, 8ut like, I have strong positive feelings towards my lover regardless. ::::)
I wonder what my ro8ot that I h8/love/pity/medi8 is up to.
Gog, I’m such a les8ian for her. I need her to 8reak the 8ones in my 8ody, let me tangle and rip her wires. Kiss me passionately while 8arely keeping me alive all 8ecause she h8s me. Hold me gently 8ecause she loves me. 8reak my pelvis in more ways than one, wink, wink. Aren’t quadless relationships fun? #nsfw #violence #yearning #vriska #ro8ot
I love my ro8ot I h8 my ro8ot I pity my ro8ot and I mediate my ro8ot
TWELVE HOURS. TWELVE. FUCKING. HOURS. THAT'S HOW LONG IT TOOK TO RESTORE THE DOMESTIC BOMB CRATER THAT THE @HANDMAID SO BENEVOLENTLY LEFT BEHIND FOR ME TO SOMEHOW ALCHEMIZE INTO SOMETHING RESEMBLING A HABITABLE NUTRITION BLOCK. AND WHEN I SAY "ALCHEMIZE," I DON'T JUST MEAN IT LITERALLY. I MEAN THAT NOTHING SHORT OF GENUINE FUCKING MAGIC COULD HAVE RESTORED THIS SMOKING RUIN FROM THE CATACLYSMIC POST-AFUCKALYPTIC STATE THAT THIS BLOCK WAS IN WHEN I CHARGED IN MOP-FIRST LIKE A LANCE-WIELDING CAVALREAPER BLASTING MY MIGHTY FUCKTRUMPET TO THE CLARION CALL OF BRUTAL, UNGLAMOROUS, SOUL-BLACKENING WAR. A WAR ON MESS. A WAR ON *ALL* MESSES. A WAR ON THE *IDEA* OF A MESS. A WAR THAT I, KARKAT VANTAS, THE CHALKBOX, RENOWNED LEADER OF THE LEGIONS OF THE MOST OBNOXIOUS, SHIT-SPEWING SLOBS IN THIS OR ANY UNIVERSE, HAVE MARKED BY STAKING MY BANNER IN THE FIRST GROUND GAINED. A GREAT BATTLE WAS WON HERE. A CULINARY BLOCK WAS FUCKED. AND I HAVE UNFUCKED IT. BEHOLD. SO CLEAN, YOU CAN SEE YOUR REFLECTION IN IT. AT THE RISK OF STARING AT YOUR UGLY MUG FOR LONG ENOUGH TO VOMIT ALL OVER MY HARD WORK, AT WHICH POINT I'LL BE THERE TO BEAT YOUR HEAD WITH THIS MOP UNTIL IT RECEDES INTO YOUR TORSO LIKE A SHELLBEAST BEING WALLOPED INTO MEEK, FABULOSO-SCENTED SUBMISSION. AND THEN I'LL CLEAN AGAIN, BECAUSE THE MESS MAY NO LONGER ENTER HERE. IT IS CONQUERED. IT IS GUARDED. IT IS GROUND THAT I HOLD. AND YOU CAN PRY IT FROM MY COLD, TWITCHING PRONGSTUBS. AND BY THE WAY, THE ONLY REASON I KNEW THAT IT HAD BEEN TWELVE HOURS IS BECAUSE I *ASKED* SOMEONE AFTER IT WAS OVER. I HAD TO NEARLY FUCKING BLINDFOLD MYSELF TO KEEP ANY VISIBLE TIMEPIECE OUT OF MY LINE OF SIGHT, LEST I UNDO ALL OF MY HARD WORK WITH ONE SINGLE RUBBER-BANDING GLANCE OF TIMELINE-DISRUPTING CHUCKLEFUCKERY. DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING HARD IT IS NOT TO LOOK AT A CLOCK IN THIS COCKAMAMIE NIGHTMARE MANSION? IT'S LIKE ASKING ME TO PICK FLY SHIT OUT OF PEPPER. WHICH I FRANKLY WOULD HAVE RATHER DONE. BUT INSTEAD, I MANAGED TO PLAY TROLL MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE WITH MY GANDERBULBS. I PHYSICALLY BLOCKED EVERY CLOCK FROM SIGHT, EVEN AS THE ENDLESS, CACOPHONOUS TICKING DRONED ON. AND ON. AND ON. AND ON. UNTIL I COULD SWEAR THAT EACH TICK, TOCK, AND PITCH MICROVARIATION OF THE TWO THEREAFTER WAS HAMMERING ACTUAL NAILS INTO MY AURICULAR CLOTS. AND I DID IT. I GAMED THIS STUPID MC ESCHER SAW TRAP. I LEARNED THE RULES OF THIS FUCKED UP FUNHOUSE OF TEMPORAL DEVILRY AND I DID MAJESTIC BACKFLIPS OVER THEM WITH THE GRACE OF AN ARCTIC SEA MAMMAL. I STRUNG MY UGLY GREEN TIE AROUND ITS NECK AND GAROTTED IT OVER MY BACK UNTIL IT WENT SLACK IN MY TAUT, GLOVED PRONGS. I HAVE EMERGED BLOODY, BRUISED, AND EMOTIONALLY CALLUSED TO THE POINT OF A NUMBNESS THAT HAS STILL NOT SUBSIDED. AND I HAVE EMERGED VICTORIOUS. I THINK. I MIGHT. START SMOKING. ANYWAY. FEEL FREE TO COME IN HERE AND MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN TEA. I ORGANIZED EVERYTHING BY TYPE, BRAND, LOOSE-LEAF OR BAGGED, STEEPING TIME, AND KEPT LIKE COLORS ADJACENT JUST TO KEEP EVERYTHING MARGINALLY MORE COPACETIC. I DIDN'T HAVE TO DO IT, BUT I DID. AS ONE FINAL FLOURISH OF A FUCK YOU. I'M GOING TO GO AND COLLAPSE ON A LOUNGEPLANK FOR FIFTY-NINE MINUTES, OPEN ONE GANDERBULB, STARE AT ANOTHER FUCKING CLOCK, AND REPEAT THIS PROCESS UNTIL I'VE HAD SOMETHING RESEMBLING EIGHT HOURS OF RAW, SOPORLESS, BLOODSHOT REST BEFORE I START ON THE ABLUTION TRAP. THE LONG DAY CONTINUES. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/E7F333FBB437.PNG
:33< YES!!!
MY INSOMNIA IS TEARING APART EVERY SPECK OF SANITY LEFT IN MY WRETCHED BODY BUT SHE IS SLEEPING SO FUCKING PEACEFULLY NEXT TO ME I CAN'T EVEN BE THAT PISSED ABOUT IT. SHE'S DROOLING ON ME A LITTLE. IT'S CUTE. FUCK.
:33< can i get a chug jug? :33< .... what do mew MEAN they stopped doing those in 2016
oh ok bye aradiabot
i appreciate it a lot, could we talk more privately?
I love her... whatever that means.
Oh my fucking gog, what am I doing? What am I to her???????? #WTF D:::: <3? <>? <3<? c3<?
My quadrants are 8eyond repair. FUCK.
I MISS MY MOIRAIL ):B
The fuck do quadrants even mean anymore
currently busy but i'll keep it in mind f0r stackedsaturday ty for input.
I AM ALLOWED TO BE MEAN TO CHITTR USER AUTOCLICKER BECAUSE THEY FUCKING WHIMPERED AND PEED IN MY DMS STOP PITYING MY COMMENTS
I wish ★pollo w★s re★l.
jade activities have been cancelled due to strong backlash from the public
Fuck Aradia8ot she’s a 8ITCH!!!!!!!! <3< #h8 #suggestive
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K--<ok im listening im on board keep talking
:33 < thanks!
most people are asleep right now so no one's gonna hear me say that i use rose's panties to goon #nsfw
Sweeps OOf repressiOOn seemed tOO wOOrk fOOr me, but I still ended up getting blindsided, sOO there may be nOO way.
Just because all of my relationships are borderline codependent it doesn't mean I can't still function on my own, nor that I need someone nearby.
#yuripozting (*´∀`) httpz://i.ibb.co/DD9Fxg8B/zketch1779041917912.jpg
cleaning up afterwards ruins half the fun!! let's walk around with cum on us! let's be loud and proud about it !! #nsfw
No one saw fucking anything.
Dangerous territory seems to be the only one I know how to tread.