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Vriska Serket

@arachnidsGal

The one and only! Not really, 8ut whatever. Happily taken and here to watch drama. ::::) Pfp by alligatorxp!

Blood: CobaltAge: Kult Score: 858Kull Score: 133918 followers9 following

Road work ahead?

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Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does????????

i_sure_hop_it_does

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Attention whore. #vagueposting

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YES YOU ARE.

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yes you needed my attention? #nocontext

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Yes, we know.

It’s so em8arrassing.

Me, and not the guy suicide 8aiting? #cw-suicide #cw-self-harm

No.

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Cool.

Indeed.

YOU ARE VRISKA SERKET. IT’S IN YOUR NATURE.

Yeah, 8ut im not gonna 8eg fucking strangers on the internet for it.

Why is Jade's daughter so fucking ugly?

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idk, why are you?​

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Hiss!!!!

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What the fuck kind of amalgamation are you?

Shut the fuck up, cat.

aww, do i have to explain where babies come from?​?​ 8P

No, you're just also ugly as shit.

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jegus fuck, what crawled up your chute and made a nest?​?​

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That last rechitt was an accident and I can’t undo it. Oops.

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L𖦹SER.

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@casualTroll[CT]

Who the fuck are you?

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d𖦹n't 𝓦𖦹rry itty bitty spider.

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@casualTroll[CT]

8IG freaking spider who’s going to CRUSH you.

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Hi Tavroses! I just want you guys to know you are loved or whatever. Sorry!

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There are some versions of me that just need to 8e culled.

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I disagree!!!! We are all preeeetty amazing, I think. You're just 8eing a de88ie downer.

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@dataControl[DC]

Yes! And the lack of consonants! How could ANY of my paradox clones 8e THAT far from me????????

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Ew! Ew!!!!!!!!

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Vriska h8er.

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You don’t even do it right! Jegus Christ.

You're literally just mad a8out the exclamation marks, you misera8le 8itch.

Are you THIS o8sessed with every person you me? Or do you just loooooooove having last word? You’re pretty fucking misera8le yourself, I’m good!

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Ummm, as a Vriska, you should know we love having the last word. I have to win the argument.

Good luck with that!!!!!!!! ::::)

I’ve 8EEN saying this!

Who hate me? ::::)

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Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate.

its noticeably higher than background radiation :)

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I have never seen you type in lowercase.

8ert.

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\ and Ern1e! J:D /

Hah, sure!

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Siiiiiiiigh. I wish I had a 8ig strong human here to keep me company. ::::/

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Don’t tempt people.

They should all know 8y now there's only one person this could 8e a8out!!

Keep it in, girl. You will never let a MAN make you cry.

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My digestion 8ladder is doing flips and shit.

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It's ouch. ::::(

Thank you John, I love you <3

Alright. Who want me?

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Happy Father's day to @ecto8iplorogist , Nick and I have 8een in the sustenance8lock all morning making something special for him ::::)

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We love you!!!!!!!!

John is sleeping 8eside me and he keeps kicking me in his sleep. Should I shove him off y/n?

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Y3S.

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Good enough for me!

:33< yes

@lilShitpeta[LS]

On it!

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G3T H1S 4SS G1RL.

:33< hell yeah

What, ANOTHER deadly laser? You're joking.

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They all got wrecked already.

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Good!

Thanks for your service! ::::)

I'm stupid pretty, he's pretty stupid!

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Lonely loser chewing a toothpick!

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ITS ME ITS ME ITS ME ITS ME.

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@ecto8iplorogist

so tru

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There's fucking wigglers all over my feed!!!!!!!! Oh my gog!

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DONT LOOK NOW BUT 1 TH1NK YOU M1GHT B3 TURN1NG 1NTO ON3

What are you talking a8out?

1 C4N S3NS3 1T YOUR3 GRUBM4XX1NG 1TS H4PP3N1NG

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What the FUCK does that mean? They're just really cute!

What does it mean, WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

They ARE really cute to me. I want more.

OH YOU KNOW

NO!

::::)

Human-troll gru8s are so cute. He looks so focused when he's trying to use mind control. Little man you got that from me!!!!!!!!

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Awwwwwwww so cute! So cute! Awwwwwwww. @ecto8iplorogist

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NO!!!!!!!!

calling egberts cute is illegal!!!

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Too 8ad, may8e mine should stop 8eing so cute!

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can't argue with that logic!

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