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this wash chair got a huge sink elmaooo
Hedonism is good for your soul, by the way.
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[$O YOU LITERALLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO????]
[THAT DAMN MINTBLOOD KEEP$ HATING MY #HIT$ #OME AT ME BIT#H FA#E ME LIKE A WOMAN OR A MAN I DONT KNOW WHI#HEVER YOU PREFER]
oh! hey! remember to take your meds! 'Cus i didn't 'n' i just realised!
consider:.evil.women
>> New pfp :)) #newpfp Th¡ડ ¡ડ a draw¡ng my fr¡end d¡d of me and my barkbeaડt
⧃ I really do enjoy it it when my notifications are exclusively the same lovely lime profile picture.
B:33 < *ac wraps their wings around you fur a gentle hug.*
Not to sound cringe or anything, but I love my girlfriend a lot.
၄⋆၃ xause we are whimsixal and silly and full of joy hope this helps
D---> On a second and much more closer inspection, I'm 5.7 apples tall.
Girls night! Girls night! Girls night!
its been forever since i last went on an actual date n im not even gonna try play it cool, im sooo friggin psyched abt this :3
gotta throw in my charms at you ever. or try. arf.
i see. i guess i dislke taxes too. thats why your name isnt taxes. <;B
Oh, you know.
taxes.
Just goes to show that being a woman really was Vriska's best quality. #vague
I've started dating again, someone else nothing to do with my Ex. It's nice.
H★t th★t s★ys "women w★nt me, fish fe★r me" might go h★rd.
I / Am / In Love. #sigh #ilovemymatesprit
i hear im technically NAUT what they call a "lesbian" but buoy do i come reely dam close
၄⋆၃ sometimes you just need to relax with your pal and take a few hits while your friend fuxks around on their guitar :) https://file.garden/aKkRsLq5LD-L0rFq/vibing.png #substanxe #justxhilling
anyways were playin gartic phone rn and im laughin so hard hope some1 shares the cronus jupscare
a1ght y'all, f1nally made one of those ask th1ngs... so uh, ask away! }:)
࣪⊹₊˚{ four noooo reason in particularrrr.... im kind of considering getting back into #cosflay.... }<u<{ eeee, i wonder who i should try first!!!! i dont know to pick! }6u6{ }9u9{ }6u6{ #suggestionsplzzzz #hicaricore }˚₊⊹ ࣪
nah ill stick to da first 2 options arson and murder thats it
lobbys open CSUAMF
All I'm seeing is that all need to kill every troll I hate is a really huge bug zapper, good to know.
okay I am realizing that taxonomically speaking we are akin to 8ugs 8UT COME ON WE ARE 8ETTER THAN THIS WE UNDERSTAND CALCULUS
Unreal Heiress, place an order to populate my new office aquarium.
I ★m upset with C★sper until he t★lks to me ★g★in ★t which point I will go "omg hi C★sper"
Y⚣u sh⚣uld abs⚣lutely talk ab⚣ut it length in the future. I'm curi⚣us t⚣ kn⚣w y⚣ur th⚣ughts -3-
c< aNytiMe! >c
c< OH, absOlutely >c
:33 < jade took this pic during our picnic this morning x33 < i wasnt sure if i should post it, but she said i looked nice and im gonna trust her judgement :33 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e9b83eb5e3c2.png
https://i.ibb.co/YBdNvBz0/Untitled-Artwork.png selfie nyo ฅ₍^•⩊ •マⳊ heading to church nyo be praying for you all nya! except the fish. /ᐠﹷ ‸ ﹷ ᐟ\ﾉ
finally p0sting my face #eeselfie https://images2.imgb0x.c0m/f7/91/JcmgbiZj_0.png
youvwe found the explanation.
shes wvinning a beauty contest.
nevermind everypuppy go home it’s just fucking Eridan again
shit happens cuz paradox space wants to fuck with M-E specifically
alright, looks like activwity is up enough for round 3 of the great #cronusbabeoff! remember to use the tag if you discuss it, though i dont think ivwe seen too many people vwhining about it so far. first match is a fun one. jade harley wversus meenah peixes! in another life they battled, in this one, theyre babing off! #nsfvw jades got the furry crovwd on lockdowvn, as vwell as... eh, people of other specific tastes. and transformativwe stuff too? if youvwe got a vweird kink, shes your gal! i find they tend to be curwvier, often tall, ready to put you in the dirt if she aint laying dowvn ass up begging for it doggystyle. shes absolutely gorgeous, and has really earned the spot of top seed. meenah, meenah, meenah. shes our rep for the skinny gals. maybe the pear shaped ones too. usually has a fat ass, in my experience. shes got great hair, a pretty face, just the right sorta tude to get you going... shes my personal vwhite wvhale. i aint quite sure vwhos gonna come out on top here. i knovw vwho im hoping for, anywvays. let the wvoting begin! <3 or <> for meenah <3< or c3< for jade
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࣪⊹₊˚{ ohhhhh.... waaaait.... four some reason, im like.... sort of feeling betta, kind of.... }/3\{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ }/u9{ you can likeeee. keep going though! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
"Thats a girls gun" and i say let a women indulge in her primal desires for carnage and bloodshed. I bet her hello kitty ak-furrty7 has a higher body count than you anyhow.
okay, see you soon!
sure i would be happy to help with that :)
0h yeah man i'm sure they just l0ve getting hit 0n by skeezy dudes all the time. my bad.
A co+nversatio+n earlier reminded me o+f an o+ld pho+to+ I knew I still had lying aro+und. I cluckbeasted o+ut at the very end when it was time to+ send it to+ its intended recipient. And it's a go+o+d thing I did. To+ think, there's a reality where I went thro+ugh with it and no+w my ex has this pho+to+ instead. Ho+w embarrassing! #Cringe O+h well. At least I still lo+o+k go+o+d. <3 #Thro+wback #Suggestive
Someone Kill Him Already
im calling it, i dont really care. condy wvins, lamplady doesnt movwe on. sorry toots, youre hot and all, but i wvant the *real* stars competing here. speaking of... god damn. this one hurts. the final match of round 2 in the #cronusbabeoff is... rose lalonde vws kanaya maryam. this ones gotta sting. most of the rosies and kannys iwve seen around this place are divworced, dunno if ivwe seen ewven one happy couple, but this has still gotta be a vweird one. i wvas a lil spoiled for choice for propaganda, so i wvent a lil softer on this one. still #nsfwv, of course. <3 or <> for kanaya <3< or c3< for rose
Someone Please Cull Cronus Ampora
WE SHOULD CULL CRONUS!!! YOU KNOW WHICH ONE!!! #VIOLENCEFORTHEVIOLET
an0n asks: i think i want t0 beat y0u t0 a pulp and make y0u bleed. in a pitch way i mean. i think. like i w0uld als0 be making y0u cum at s0me p0int during that. but the f0cus. w0uld be making y0u bleed and hurt. ee answered: y0ure very c0nfident in y0ur ability t0 make me cum f0r s0me0ne t00 pussy t0 say it t0 my face #eeasks #nsfw
Despite the setbacks, II've made a stellar debut at Alternia's finest opera house. Coming back two this passion was a cathartic experience for me. As always, II cannot thank my matesprit, Xander, and kismesis, Cogito, enough for their support and encouragement, in all the forms it took. II am reminded every day that II am truly blessed two have husbands who help carry the crown when it feels heavy. 👑❤️✨🌹
photo finish! once again, our number one seed only barely manages to movwe to the next round. jade beats roxy by a single wvote! sorry blondie, youre out. next up vwe got another intense match! the les8ifins, as some vweirdos call em. meenah peixes wvs. aranea serket! greed against pride, skinny beach against the yapper. wvhos gonna come out on top? also, wvhos hotter? #suggestiwve for the propaganda belovw. #cronusbabeoff <3 or <> for meenah <3< or c3< for aranea
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Wh★t h★ve they done to e★rn it?
࣪⊹₊˚{ im actually keeping track of EEEEVERYONESSSS hicapoints.... four the record.... }>u>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Hey giiirlls~ *slides on ttrying tto flirtt, missttepped and fell face-firstt tto tthe ground*
gmorn1ng ch1ttr }:) the t1nklettes woke me up way too early today w1th all the roughhous1ng... couldn't stay too mad at em, tho... rem1nded me of the good ol days, wrastl1n' w1th the boys back 1n the days of the Weaboos...
Started wvatchin’ a showv about vwampires. … …I like vwampires nowv.
then who the fuck stabbed me
A member of my Cabinet just walked by and stabbed me. Never let them know your next move, I guess.
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Hmm... #juniorsays: #tryclosingyourbrowser #thenreopeningbrowser #semicommonbug #codepest #latencyissues
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Don't Dm Me Unless You Are Prepared For " The Horrors ".
Diamonds Droog.
࣪⊹₊˚{ okayyyy wellll FOUR THE RECORDDDD, MY dms are open if anyone WANTS A FREE TONGUELASHING!!!! }._.{ }=3={ #yellingatyou }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Hooray! #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings
\ ? >< ? / #requesting?
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࣪⊹₊˚{ all im saying is that its moondress season.... }<_<{ }>3>{ #implicationssss #suggestive #suggestingit #cantbeblamed }˚₊⊹ ࣪
COMPUTA, MAKE THEM GAYER.
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if i had a chocolate for every delulu weenie who tried to take me and died fore da fight was over id be troll willy wonka
-|---► wa1t... ch1cks l1ke guys who read? qu1ck... someone g1ve me some books to read... 1'm go1ng to the fuck1ng l1brary!
@ARACHN1DSgRIP#9137 HTTPS://I.PINIMG.COM/736X/8F/3F/F8/8F3FF81D6D2CFCFBC491AA3262788A10.JPG #uS #8ESTfR1ENDS4EVER
࣪⊹₊˚{ waitttt. like. omgggg???? }⸝⸝7⸝⸝{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ OMG? }6u6{ }9u9{ omgggg. omg. omg. }9u9{ }6u6{ }9u9{ }6u6{ #omgomgomgomg }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ heheheheeee.... well good thing you already have one with their eyes on you then! }@u@{ }@u@{ }@u@{ }@u@{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
I kn0w but im all0wed t0 be mean when it c0mes t0 him
࣪⊹₊˚{ hehehehe.... wowwww! i see! }*7*{ + you know, its kinda super brave of you to come on here + like, admit this }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ considering there are soooo many dangerous women on the site to read this + all }6u6{ }9u9{◞}>u<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ omg.... now youre like, baiting me! just spiiiill! }*y*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
you're so relatable and awesome arenea fr
areana did i ever tell you that you were the realest person on here
࣪⊹₊˚{ TELL US YOUR TYPEEEE! }*O*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
"= evening. hey, i was about to post that. hmmmm.. ="
It's the psychological issues.
I just kinda let the words permeate in my pan soundlessly like an omen from an angry God.
I can't watch horror movies. My matesprit would simply handle it and/or I would simply not be in that situation. "Get Out"? Okay. I'm gone. "The Exorcist"? I'm moving. Good luck everybody else.
I definitely d0nt think pryms h0rny p0st was ab0ut y0u
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You are like a small dog to him.
I believe it is likely that they are quite fond of you.
Your name is Rose Lalonde. You are a published and quite popular author, a new mother, and the sister – though the two of you were raised in different households – of a famous film director. You have odd dreams and migraine spells that leave you defunct in the darkness of your study for hours on occasion but otherwise you find yourself content in the newly domestic lulls of your life. - No incest - Main acc is @turophileGibber - Art by imammunition https://i.ibb.co/Y7tSYzNP/IMG-9305.jpg
Someone put on their application "ALSO IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPT ME!!! YOU HATE WOMEN!!!!" I don't think that's how this works. My Cabinet is mostly women.
Shocking implications.
1 can’t bel1eve 1’m say1ng th1s @tumbl1ngTenet was r1ght and thank you @zealousWeaponsm1th for the qu1ckest turn around 1ve ever seen. jackaldad has been g1ven a scalpel
never forget who you are
yeah the choices are give up ur identity oar "you grotto be ready for anyfin in these streets"
sigh aight man
S)(-E CAUG)(T US OFF GUARD
T)(-E BITC)( T)(ING TO DO IS US-E YO POW-ERS instead of doin what you gotta do hand to hand like a reel hard gilled bitch
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUEHEH!!! seal friends took a picture of gume!!! GUAALALALALLALA!!! ((art by lil-nort frum artfight... i HAD 2 SHARE!!))
S)(e was just t)(e cutest little wiggly worm baby and so precious!!!!
Meena)( used to be so tiny! Fun fact: )(er name was originally Minnie! 38O
Sometimes I Forget That Some Of My Less Physically Present Friends Do Not Know About My Current Situation. Not That There Is One, If You Don't Know. I Am Just Being Dramatic.
Thank god for toxic yuri.
i lowkey hate when people genderbend gay ships into cishet ones like what the fuck you didnt have to dump 2 cups of vinegar into my bowl of soup but you're an ignorant cunt i hate you i h #nottargeted
4LL TH3S3 F1R3WORKS 1N TH3 SKY SM3LL SO GOOD
happy pride month! what??? its not pride month anymore??? aw fuck @methodicalNautical #cw-gay https://file.garden/ZXTQg2HNBXlcqhN2/chudlings.png
@grimCue says: )(ow Often Do You Fight Others, I )(ave A Loose Idea But Want A More Concrete Idea finally some good fuckin food. imma be honest i dont keep count cuz i do it every light n night. if my opp aint a total bitch we just go nonstop at it, fronds say im insatiable. busiest night i fought 7 mfs back to back cuz i was pentup
my condolences a8out your war or whatever 8ut I have TWO 8urgers so I #cantrelate
larkso wasnt lyin boat the daddy apocalypse holy shit nywaves i got biz to take care of so imma fuck off and check da box later sea ya
Maybe hotted dogs will cure me.
this is 8asically free therapy and a vacation all in one
a8out to 8ecome some su8ur8an human family’s dog
(( Oh my god the clown scripture doc is at 22 pages?!? the clowns are cooking???? honk honk or something??????
S-TIER: KANKRI. MEENAH. THE UNATTAINABLES. YOU. ME. PORRIM. THE PROFESSIONALS. A-TIER: KURLOZ. HORUSS. ARANEA. HIGH RISK. HIGH REWARD. B-TIER: LATULA. MITUNA. MEULIN. NOTHING SPECIAL. ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK TIER: THE SHITBLOODED SLUGSUCKER.
CHITTR HANDLE: ANON. YOUR MESSAGE: It has been very interesting and entertaining watching your group's antics and actions. But I must say I have been curious as to what your group actually does or even who the members of it are. I would be very pleased if you could answer such :) EMPLOYED?: YES. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: I have all that I need :) 1. ME. 2. @aerodynamicTramp 3. I THINK HE GOT BANNED FROM CHITTR. NOT SURE. ASK NUMBER SEVEN. 4. @carmineGnosiology 5. @amusingCaterwaul 6. @genetrixAdvocate 7. @gnarlyCaballerial#1784 8. @arachnoidGrimorium 9. @canteringTackwork 10. @taciturnTerror 11. @aeneasCaldarium 12. @cuttlefishCrusher IS THAT WHAT YOU MEANT. @0u0@
Evil afternoon.
Despite popular opinion, I am not 250 years old. I am only 29 sweeps.
o°~teeheehee~°o by day i paint and dance and sing, by night i find my love in dreams!~°o oh dearest meulin, my m@esprit true i simply must say th@ i love you!~°o ~<3 @lejayjaY :•> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/07beda394a62.jpg o°~teeheehee~°o
CHITTR HANDLE: @adiosToreador YOUR MESSAGE: wHAT IS, yOUR FAVORITE POKEMON, aND THEN YOUR FAVORITE, pOKEMON TRAINER IN, tHE SERIES ALSO? LOOKING FOR WORK?: NO. YOU ARE EMPLOYED. JUST ANOTHER WAY YOU ARE SUPERIOR TO YOUR EVIL WHORE DANCESTOR. DO YOU WANT ME CARNALLY: i THINK THAT, yOU ARE VERY PRETTY, bUT i WOULD FEEL SORT OF AWKWARD, pROPOSITIONING YOU, aS WELL AS, sAYING IT SO PUBLICLY, iN THIS SPACE THOUGH, i GUESS MAYBE IT IS, iMPORTANT TO UNLEARN SHAME ON, tHESE SORTS OF TOPICS, aND ACTING EMBARRASSED MAY ALSO BE MEAN, tO YOU SO, lET US GO WITH A YES, i SUPPOSE, iN THAT i DO FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE, iN SUCH A MANNER, eVEN IF EMOTIONALLY IT IS, cONFUSED, mORE THAN ANYTHING, aLSO i GUESS WHILE i AM TALKING, iN HERE i HOPE YOU'RE DOING, wELL ENOUGH, i SHOULD SEND YOU SOME MORE, sILLY VIDEOS SOMETIME, iT WAS GUN, hANGING OUT, aLSO cALIBORN IS A DUMB, pOO POO PAN, dUMB LOSER, gOTTEM, OK. LET THE RECORD REFLECT THAT I DON'T SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON @caliBorn. TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION. THERE IS NO POKEMON. OR CREATURE. OR WORK OF IMAGINATION. SUPERIOR TO THE SHINY WOOLOO. THOUGH THE REGULAR ONE IS A CLOSE SECOND. THIS LITTLE BALL OF FELTED WOOL. IS THE PINNACLE OF ALL CREATION. AND SOOO CUTIEFUL.
BREAKING NEWS: Please don't we just replaced our host after Meenah culled one last night...and we culled two of the back ups. #violence THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
need hoes to get more comfortable in their masculinity asap
Why the fuck are we all saying our own names? Fuck it, I'mma 8e a trendhopper in this 8itch for "le epic lolz" or whatever. Vriska Serket.
Oh wow, for once, I agree with an Aranea. What has my life come to?
xx_my_biggest_wish_is_for_all_of_my_friends_to_be_safe,_xx
I still have no idea what's happening. But check it
Ladies, how are you all doing?
Winners Love Winning.
aaaa you mad
yeah. we can arrange something up. if you ever want. whenever youre free that is.
anywayz joinin in w me n roros tasteful pic #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be0cbad3d06b.png
why not participate. i some fuckin how do.
happens a lot.
THIS ACCOUNT WILL FEATURE #VIOLENCE #GORE #DEATH #WAR #BODY-HORROR #CW-SELF-HARM AND (loosely) #NSFW Your name is MEENAH PEIXES. You are the FORMER HEIRESS of the Beforan Empire, which you helped destroy because your UNHINGED TWO-FACED BUBBLEBITCH of an ancestor deserved it. You have been trained to OBLITERATE any potential fuchsia rival from the moment you hatched, not that there were that many left of your broodmates to begin with. Your Empress spared you, and sometimes you WISH [CROSSED OUT]. The throne is UNDESIRABLE to you, and that’s one of the main reasons you RAN AWAY TO THE MOON. Let’s not forget you were ISOLATED THROUGHOUT YOUR WRIGGLERHOOD, and EARLY SWEEPS to stay away from the FIRST LOWBLOOD WAR. Somehow, you befriended eleven BUNCHA MIXMATCHED FREAKS that amused the SHELL OUT OF YOU. It’s no surprise that you didn’t have a lot of experience handling the PAN-MELTING, ANCIENT, TERRIFYING VOICE of your lusus, and its INCREASINGLY VIOLENT DEMANDS. Some of your main interests are SPARRING, BAKING, and JEWELLERY DESIGN, in that exact order. You like to do copious amounts of TRAINING and, sometimes, CAVE DIVING. No, you don’t think that sparring and training are the same. You are an EXCELLENT COOK, as feeding your troop took a lot of your time back in the day. That’s right, you stumbled into leading the SECOND WAVE OF THE LOWBLOOD WAR, as the first fuchsiablood to PUBLICLY BETRAY THE EMPIRE. The culling of low and midbloods alike had thrown the planet into DISARRAY, as no troll alive has ever wanted the COMPLETE LOSS OF INDEPENDENCE at the hands of HIGHBLOODS. You are UP TO YOUR MOTHERGLUBBIN FINS about #HEMOISM and its HYPOCRISY. You will FIGHT ANYONE regardless of their caste because you believe EVERY TROLL CAN KICK ASS if they put their mind to it, even if they WILL NEVER BE AS COOL AS YOU. You, however, are a bit of a hypocrite, too. The PARTIAL FAILURE of your rebellion, that CURSED GAME and your HORRORTERROR LUSUS’ INFLUENCE did a number on your psyche and marked the beginning of your SPIRAL INTO BLIND RAGE AND BLOODLUST. Who knew MENTAL BREAKDOWNS would affect your DECISION MAKING during your SGRUB session? You went against YOUR BELIEFS and hurt some of your [CROSSED OUT] in a DESPERATE ATTEMPT to win the game. Now, you’re left with ALMOST NO POSITIVE RELATIONSHIPS within your team and MAXXED OUT PSIONICS you didn’t even want to keep. Thinking that DEATH WOULD HEAL YOU ALL sure fucked you over, didn’t it? So much for godtiering. If you have SELF-DESTRUCTIVE HABITS, it has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with that. Did I mention that you’ve been 12 SWEEPS for a REALLY FUCKING LONG time? Death has given you a BETTER PERSPECTIVE, and boy, did you royally mess up. The PARADOX SPACE AND TIME CROSSOVER doors that have opened to you via this weird app called CHITTR have let you see that you have NEVER WON the game and NOTHING YOU DID mattered in the end, inducing another round of PSYCHIC DAMAGE to your pan. But you still have ZERO REGRETS about what you did, and maybe one day you will CONVINCE YOURSELF that you’re not LYING YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF. Loneliness is [CROSSED OUT], and deep down you THOROUGHLY BELIEVE that you deserve it. … But do you think REDEMPTION IS IMPOSSIBLE for you? Not even YOU know. Anyways, your trolltag is corallineCataclysm and fish puns are KIND OF UR FIN. If anybody wants to know more about your quirk, a SNEAK PEEK into your posts will suffice. After all, you are ANYTHING BUT SUBTLE. // Hi all! Meenah will rarely post about her #trauma on main, but if she ever does, you're in the know. She is deeply flawed and trying to improve, but healing isn't linear. She will relapse into bad habits and mess up, then try again, and so on. If you'd like to avoid the angsty bits, that's more than fair! This is mostly for the people who would like to befriend her at a deeper level. Thank you!💖 Note: If she happens to be chronically offline/socially dense, it is not only lwk on par with her background, but my own damn fault.🥀 P.S. She is a mutant, and blissfully unaware of it.
Hey bitches.
I like the w★ter, it's creepy but loved ★nyw★ys.
GAG. PUKE. HORRIFIC DIGESTIVE SQUIGGLE SOUNDS. AS ALL MY ORGANS COME OUT MY SEEDFLAP. NO. NEVER. NO. I'M DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO ALL QUADRANTS. AND TO VENTURE INTO THAT RADIOACTIVE EXCLUSION ZONE. WOULD BOIL KANKRI'S CUTIE MUTIE CANDY BLOOD IN HIS VIRGIN VEINS. NEVER ACCUSE ME OF SUCH A THING. EVER AGAIN. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE.
*yes //fucking autofill
we please :)
[-- timaeusTestifeline [TT] uploaded an image file. --] [-- timaeusTestifeline [TT] uploaded 13 more image files. --] [It's a garbled mess of glitchy photos. There's not much actually discernible here, save for the scant few shots showcasing a sink and a marbled floor, depicting the scene of a bathroom. At least, that's what it looks like, from what little is perceptible through the seemingly broken camera.] [-- timaeusTesitifeline [TT] uploaded an audio file. --] [-- timaeusTestifeline [TT] uploaded 4 more audio files.] [It's nothing but grating static, loud enough to hurt the ears.] [-- timaeusTestifeline [TT] uploaded a text file. --] [Frankly, I'm not sure how to start this. Especially considering this is probably way outta left field. But shit, I built up the nerve to write this whole sappy soliloquy, I might as well try and get it out at an opportune time. With that said, I'm not sure if this'll ever even leave my PC. But, whatever. If you end up actually seeing this, @tactlessCamcorder, this is for you. Logically, I know you aren't my real bro. That one died before I could ever get to know him outside of the looped tapes and faded writing he left for me. (Probably better to remove this section.) And you've got your own Dirk to look after. Your own family, the whole shebang. But even with that in mind, you've always treated me like one of your own. Sat down and listened to all my bitching like it was the most important shit in the world. (Don't include this in a letter, you jackass.) Gave me a heaping helping of your patented parental advice if I ever even hinted at having a problem. All with the patience of a goddamn saint, and all the warmth of a heated blanket on a winter night. Before I knew you, *actually* knew you, all I had was the impression of that warmth. Left by those pre-recorded tapes and movies I've watched a hundred times by now. And I've always wondered if I'd be up to snuff if I ever met you, any version of you, for the first time. If you would actually care in all -- in any of -- the ways I've fantasized. I realize now that it was stupid to ever think otherwise. You care. Genuinely, actually care. Anyone could tell from a mile away, but I've never really reciprocated that self-same compassion you've always had in spades for me. So, that's why I'm writing this. To let you know. That I appreciate you, I mean. That I appreciate everything you've done for me, every word you've spared for me. All of it, I'm grateful. You may not be my "real" bro, but to me? You're all that and more. And that's all a guy like me could ever ask for. Hell, a decade ago, I never thought I'd even have the one, but I'm fortunate enough to have two. You and Dave. (Put all this above the last sentence, maybe? With some rewriting.) Happy Father's Day, D. Probably a late Father's Day by the time I actually send this out, but it's the thought that counts, or something. Anyway, that's the end of this. Feel free to start gagging at all the saccharine sentiment I vomited the fuck out. I know this is all weird as hell coming from me, but...I wanted to get this out of my system. That's about the least I can do, after everything you've done for me. Love you, man. You know I do. Thanks for coming to my TED talk. Dirk out. (<== Delete this later. You're not funny.)]
I have no idea what's happening with most of my alts or other striders on here, I'll admit. Or what's happening in general on here. I log in someones probably having a party, dying, kidnapped, etc etc. You know. Same shit, different day. Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe bad.
That I can definitely understand. However, consider not allowing it to take up too much mental space.
Thanks to recent developments, gay people can now exist YEAR-ROUND! They are not only limited to June!
too late you killed me
sorry to hear that :( i'm not doing much and i wouldn't mind hanging out, i am a bit tired though
i forgive you :)
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call me a good girl and give me headpats :)
somehow i got imposter like a bazillion times and won literally all of them
yes please
Have You Ever Felt Your Ribs Break Further From The Force Of Your Lungs, Due To The Will Of Some Dark Magic, Expanding. #violence
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karma is a vengeful woman
yeah idk my fronds say im a bitch and they right so what
That may 8e a plausi8le idea now that I think a8out it.
Ok★y well good news.
When I see her! She is getting arr-o-o-w attacked!!!!!
Just me and my 24oz deli container of horchata against the world.
do it count for #pride if its just me finding out why i aint dtf #shesaidimgrayace
I have n9ticed s9me c9ncern already 6eginning t9 circulate ar9und Cr9nus's (@aeneasCaldarium) newly ann9unced s9-called “6a6e-9ff,” which, f9r th9se f9rtunate en9ugh n9t t9 have had this phrase inflicted up9n their awareness yet, appears t9 6e a pu6lic attractiveness t9urnament designed t9 determine, thr9ugh mass appr9val, which presuma6ly female 9r female-adjacent individual in parad9x space is the m9st aesthetically rewarding t9 l99k at. #6a6e9ffMenti9n #Cr9nusMenti9n #AttractivenessC9ntest #Pu6licRanking I w9uld like t9 6egin 6y saying that I am disapp9inted. #Disapp9inted I w9uld then like t9 c9ntinue 6y saying that I am n9t surprised, which is different fr9m saying that I am smugly unsurprised, th9ugh I can understand h9w s9me9ne with a hist9ry 9f refusing t9 engage charita6ly with my t9ne might c9llapse th9se tw9 p9siti9ns int9 9ne an9ther f9r the sake 9f c9nvenience. #T9neP9licing #CharityInDisc9urse #C9nvenienceMenti9n Cr9nus, I understand that y9u have always p9ssessed a s9mewhat tr9u6ling relati9nship with 69undaries, pu6lic decency, w9men, w9men-adjacent pe9ple, attractive pe9ple, unattractive pe9ple, pe9ple y9u think y9u can make attractive thr9ugh pr9ximity t9 y9urself, and 6asically any categ9ry 9f pers9n wh9 can 6e f9rced int9 the shape 9f an audience. #69undaries #W9menMenti9n #AudienceDynamics #AttractivenessMenti9n 6ut I d9 think launching a “6a6e-9ff” during Disa6ility M9nth displays a level 9f s9cial unawareness that is alm9st impressive in its density. #Disa6ilityM9nth #Awareness #6adTiming #Dense6ehavi9rMenti9n This is a peri9d during which we sh9uld 6e centering imp9rtant c9nversati9ns a69ut acc9mm9dati9n, stigma, patience, structural exclusi9n, and the many ways certain individuals are reduced t9 their 69dies 6y an uncaring s9ciety. It is n9t, ideally, the seas9n in which 9ne sh9uld invite the pu6lic t9 evaluate a 6racket 9f vulnera6le y9ung ladies, ladies 6y ass9ciati9n, lady-c9ded pers9ns, and 9ther ass9rted 6a6e-classified individuals acc9rding t9 their capacity t9 generate flushed distracti9n in the c9mm9n viewer. #Acc9mm9dati9n #Stigma #69dyReducti9n #Vulnera6lePers9ns #LadyC9dedMenti9n And 6ef9re any9ne accuses me 9f 6eing anti-6eauty, anti-fun, anti-p9ll, anti-w9men, 9r anti-Cr9nus, alth9ugh that last accusati9n is admittedly difficult t9 c9ntest 9n a purely em9ti9nal level, I am n9t saying that 6eauty is inherently harmful. 6eauty can 6e uplifting. 6eauty can 6e s9cially meaningful. 6eauty can even, in carefully m9derated circumstances, serve as an entry p9int t9 discussing m9re seri9us t9pics, assuming the 6eautiful party in questi9n is n9t enc9uraged t9 6ec9me vain, friv9l9us, c9mpetitive, 9r distracted fr9m the m9re ethically pr9ductive uses 9f her time. #6eautyMenti9n #VanityMenti9n #Friv9lityMenti9n #EthicalPr9ductivity The pr96lem is that Cr9nus has taken a sensitive s9cial categ9ry and turned it int9 a spectacle. He has placed w9men and similar pers9ns int9 a c9mpetitive framew9rk which implicitly asks the cr9wd t9 decide wh9 is m9st desira6le, as th9ugh the pu6lic c9nsumpti9n 9f feminine 6eauty has n9t already caused en9ugh hist9rical damage with9ut 6eing gamified 6y a seadweller with a micr9ph9ne and the restraint 9f an untrained h99f6east. #Spectacle #Gamificati9n #SeadwellerMenti9n #H99f6eastC9mparis9n There is als9 the matter 9f accessi6ility. Has Cr9nus c9nsidered whether every “6a6e” included in this event is c9mf9rta6le 6eing perceived? Has he c9nsidered whether s9me 9f these individuals may experience s9cial fatigue, 69dy disc9mf9rt, image sensitivity, r9mantic trauma, caste-related visi6ility c9ncerns, 9r simply the natural m9desty 9ne might h9pe t9 see preserved in th9se wh9 are made int9 sym69ls 9f 6eauty 6y 9thers? #Accessi6ility #C9nsent #Visi6ilityC9ncerns #M9destyMenti9n #R9manceMenti9n I suspect he has n9t. #Suspici9n Theref9re, I urge all resp9nsi6le Chittr users t9 think very carefully 6ef9re participating in this event. D9 n9t reward Cr9nus f9r arranging w9men like dec9rative fruit in a st9refr9nt and then asking the pu6lic which 9ne l99ks ripest. #96jectificati9n #FruitMetaph9rMenti9n #St9refr9ntMenti9n #PleaseReflect And Cr9nus, since I kn9w there is a n9nzer9 chance y9u will read this and interpret it as either flirtati9n, jeal9usy, 9r an invitati9n t9 explain y9urself in a dialect n969dy requested, all9w me t9 6e perfectly clear: Cancel the 6a6e-9ff. Use Disa6ility M9nth t9 learn s9mething. Prefera6ly quietly. #CancelThe6a6e9ff #Cr9nus6a6e9ff #Disa6ilityM9nth #Educati9nal9pp9rtunity #QuietlyPlease #6a6e-9ff
yeah ill call that a vwrap, i kinda wvanna rush through these boring match-ups. surprise surprise, aranea beat the lady nobody knovws in the #cronusbabeoff. shocker. bye dollie, better luck next time. er, hmm. actually im feeling a lil bad for her, giwven vwho she vwent against and wvhos running the thing... wvell! aranea movwes on! next up, novw heres an interesting one. porrim maryam vws. jane crocker! this is a high seed against lovw, but i think it could be anyones game. porrim has the ravw sex appeal and charisma, but janes been established on this site for a vwhile, just look through the "adored" tab dovwn there and youll see plenty of her cleawvage. i might havwe to let this one run a wvhile if its close. wvote belowv, as usual, for wvhich babe is hottest. #suggestiwve #nsfwv? <3 or <> for porrim <3< or c3< for jane
> HAPPY D1SAB1L1TY PR1DE M0NTH!! WHERE ARE MY FELLAS
𓂃ֶָ֢ WHY IS THWERWE A COMPWETITION ABT OBJWECTIFYING WOMWEN GOING ON 0_0
X Can you get any more disgusting? x
I HAVE BEEN DOING GREAT. SINCE EVERYBODY ELSE ATE SHIT AND DIED. I GOT A PRESTIGIOUS JOB. AT THE MAGICAL GIRL RUSTBLOOD FACTORY. I TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE AND TIME. SOWING CHAOS AND DIVISION IN MY WAKE. MY SUGAR GUARDIAN GIVES ME EVERYTHING I ASK FOR. AND MY HAREM OF WHORES GROWS WITH EVERY PASSING LIGHT. HOW ABOUT YOU. ACHIEVE ANYTHING OF VALUE LATELY.
Hell9. I am already aware that this is a pr9f9undly l9aded w9rd with innumera6le s9cial, hist9rical, paras9cial, and p9tentially semi-invasive implicati9ns, s9 6ef9re any9ne decides t9 pr9ject intent 9nt9 my greeting, I w9uld like t9 clarify that this “hell9” is 6eing 9ffered in the m9st neutral, n9n-c9ercive, n9n-quadrant-seeking, and generally n9n-threatening sense availa6le t9 a pers9n in my p9siti9n. #Hell9 #Intr9duct9ryP9st #N9nThreateningHell9 #PleaseReadResp9nsi6ly My name is Kankri Vantas. Please d9 n9t call me Kanny unless we have previ9usly neg9tiated that particular intimacy, which, t9 6e clear, we alm9st certainly have n9t. I am aware that s9me pe9ple c9nsider diminutives charming, friendly, 9r s9cially lu6ricative, 6ut I pers9nally find them infantilizing in a way that ev9kes a num6er 9f very real wigglerh99d-6ased p9wer dynamics that I w9uld rather n9t have dragged unwillingly int9 my n9tificati9n tray. Keep 9ther c9ntemp9rary alternatives t9 Kankri 9r Kankri Vantas t9 an a6s9lute minimum. #NamesMatter #69undaryStatement #Wigglerh99dMenti9n #TechnicallyN9tATrigger6utPlease6eMindful I have j9ined Chittr f9r several reas9ns, the f9rem9st 9f which is t9 enc9urage a healthier, m9re critically aware, and less disastr9usly unexamined c9nversati9nal envir9nment am9ng th9se wh9 may n9t yet understand that every casual p9st exists within a vast and 9ften invisi6le structure 9f harm, privilege, caste implicati9n, hist9rical recursi9n, s9cial pressure, latent r9mantic expectati9n, and frankly alarming linguistic carelessness. #Disc9urse #CriticalAwareness #CasteTalk #LanguageMatters #L9ngP9stWarning That said, I want t9 make it a6s9lutely clear that I am n9t here t9 “lecture,” despite the inevita6ility that certain 6ad-faith parties will frame my c9ntri6uti9ns in that reductive manner. I am here t9 pr9vide c9ntext. Extensive c9ntext. P9ssi6ly c9ntext which arrives in installments. #N9tALecture #C9ntextualFramew9rk #Educati9nalP9st #PleaseD9N9tMisrepresentMe I am als9 celi6ate, 6ef9re any9ne asks. N9t 6ecause any9ne asked. 6ut 6ecause s9me9ne was statistically g9ing t9 ask eventually, and I w9uld rather preempt that entire 6ranch 9f c9nversati9n 6ef9re it germinates int9 9ne 9f th9se extremely unc9mf9rta6le pu6lic exchanges where every9ne pretends n9t t9 6e watching while very much watching. #Celi6acy #QuadrantNeutral #R9manceMenti9n #SexMenti9n #PreemptiveClarificati9n My interests include s9cial ref9rm, ethical dial9gue, the resp9nsi6le use 9f c9ntent warnings, ancest9r-descendant relati9ns as a c9nversati9nal hazard, the dismantling 9f 9ppressive hem9spectral assumpti9ns, and 6eing addressed 6y my actual name in gr9up settings. #Hem9spectrum #Ref9rm #C9ntentWarnings #PleaseUseKankri I l99k f9rward t9 meeting every9ne here in a manner that is respectful, mutually inf9rmed, and ideally less h9stile than m9st c9mment secti9ns 6ec9me 9nce s9me9ne says s9mething careless a69ut 6l99d, gender, quadrants, lusii, cl9wns, ancest9rs, f99d metaph9rs, 9r the w9rd “pr96lematic,” which, f9r the rec9rd, remains a useful term when depl9yed with precisi9n and n9t simply thr9wn ar9und like a rhet9rical 6rick thr9ugh the wind9w 9f nuance. #Nuance #Pr96lematicUsage #Rhet9rical6rick #Wind9wMenti9n #GlassMenti9n #P9ssi6leInjuryMenti9n Anyway. Hell9 again. #Intr9P9st #Ask69x9pen #6utPleaseThinkFirst https://d9cs.g99gle.c9m/f9rms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdC93JRPs19Xm9lW_jU7VM-hIRNvE818R9imENm-SmFL6-CiQ/viewf9rm?usp=pu6lish-edit9r
// Respectfully to all users, you may be the best Kankri I've ever seen yet. Holy characterization. Welcome to chittr!!
Yayyy!!!
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