dune schultz
@archaicArmageddon
#FossilFreak he/it // bisexy // midwestern
she dig on my site til i fossil?
she dig on my site til i bone god damn it is was right in fronta me the whole time
i am a dwarf and im digging a hole diggy diggy hole im digging a hole #lyricposting
bones wheregimme i got my trowel i got my brush i got my pick im ready to dig
brothers of the mime rejoice SING SING SING WITH ME
when i was a kid i thought lavender town syndrome was like. real. and whenever i was there in blue i had to turn my gameboys volume all the way down because i was #scared
type of shit i get up to when i'm legally digging around in national parks
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still incredibly upset at how sue (the t. rex) (greatest paleontological discovery of our time) (90% complete t. rex skeleton) had gout. what the fuck. why did our prehistoric queen have to suffer with the disease of an old alcoholic man #substance?
these sprout tower sages are stingy as fuuuuuck. what do you mean you're giving me the equivalent of 60 cents? in this economy? cough it up old man i have pokeballs to buy
did you know his name is big john? now you do #fossilfactswithdune https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bc/Big_John_triceratops_sold_at_auction_in_Paris.jpg/960px-Big_John_triceratops_sold_at_auction_in_Paris.jpg
just found out sue the t-rex suffered from gout. isn't that fucked up? that such a beaautiful specimen could get an old man disease?
can you watch her while i go smoke? thanks https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/FMNH_SUE_Trex.jpg
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We Are Going To Become " Besties " While You Are Away.
man isn't it literally insane how birds as we know them started their evolution in ancient antarctica before it separated from the other landmasses its separation from the landmasses resulted in the world's strongest ocean current, btw. it's why the continent is colder than my mom leaving for milk. warmer ocean currents? nope, completely blocked by strong as fuck ice current. and now the only bird native to it is a bowling pin
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this site has me feeling like the one member of a friend group who didnt get isekai'd but their groupchats still work so you have jim normalson over here going to the doctor for backpain while his buddies got reincarnated as elves and orcs and shit and they just take healing potions
"Bro good job slaying the dragon but next time be wary of his breath! Almost had me scared!" "Dont worry about it Im a rogue remember??" "Oh thats nice you guys anyways I got mcdonalds today"
north dakota cities i've been to tier list S - to this day there are no S-tier north dakotan cities. scientists are stumped as to why, with the leading theory being "north dakota kind of fucking sucks to live in" A - i'll hand it to minot, they have a giaaaaant dala house. steele too. tbere's a giant tank in the middle of town B - fargo. which is what most people know the state for. there's more things to do here than in the rest of the state but its a pretty low bar C - dickinson. it's not a D-tier because i live here so it gets nepo rank privs. still fuck all to do out here D - bismarck. no elaboration F - valley city, jamestown. no comment
gramps made me drink hot dog water after great grandpappy schultz vanished with the doll
its all fun and games until the fossil autist comes posting (its me im the fossil autist)
red red wine it make me feel so fine... #substance #lyrics
have YOU celebrated red wine wednesday today? #substance
im celebraring generouZly phat blountZ wedneZday #ZubZtance
| kno | hAve !!!! #substAnce #redw|newednesdAy
* don't you know it 🍷 * (Attached to the post is a photo of Sans drinking out of a wine glass.) * (There is an open and half-empty bottle of ketchup on the table behind him.)
((ooc post time for dune dune does not have anything special about him. he is from boring old north dakota. no game no nothing (subject to change? perhaps...) he likes paleontology and archaeology, being deeply unserious, and subjecting people to his autistic tangents about earth's ancient history. his mom left to get milk and never returned and he lives with his grandpappy schultz. also he has a hobby of being a little fucking Law Breaker by digging for fossils in the national parks of north dakota. literal nuisance behavior but he loves it. expect #nsfw and #substance posts https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/29/Untitled440_20260329131649.png #ooc #pinned
it just hasnt been the same without anomalocaris https://bygonebeasts.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/anomalocaris.jpg
you arent gonna believe what i was already watching while posting