dune schultz
@archaicArmageddon
#FossilFreak he/it // bisexy // midwestern
i am a dwarf and im digging a hole diggy diggy hole im digging a hole #lyricposting
bones wheregimme i got my trowel i got my brush i got my pick im ready to dig
brothers of the mime rejoice SING SING SING WITH ME
mime
she dig on my site til i fossil?
Almost got it.
she dig on my site til i bone god damn it is was right in fronta me the whole time
3833 < *cc curls up on your lap and falls asl33p*
not right now im digging
banana.
i think that might be a durian actually, common mistake
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sniffs you
man isn't it literally insane how birds as we know them started their evolution in ancient antarctica before it separated from the other landmasses its separation from the landmasses resulted in the world's strongest ocean current, btw. it's why the continent is colder than my mom leaving for milk. warmer ocean currents? nope, completely blocked by strong as fuck ice current. and now the only bird native to it is a bowling pin
a julian you might say
a hwat
#juliangang
ohhhhhh okay #JulianGang
hey guys did you know that uhhhh the
#yeah
thank god, someone knows
It's annoying at this rate I know about alien cultures (trolls, fae, etc) than I know about human cultures
would you like to learn about the great midwestern state of north dakota
Oh I'm well aware of the United States. ND ain't got shit. Outside of the US however I'm a bit limited
hey, ND has at least ONE cool thing and thats motherfuckin space aliens https://spacealiens.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/SpaceAliens-Exterior-1702_1280.jpg
Se\/era/ humans on this site ha\/e pri\/ate/y reached out asking for "Mommy ASMR" \/\/hich as far as / can te// is a human thing \/\/here the speaker character is in a f/ushed or pa/e re/ationship \/\/ith the /istener character, but is a/so pretending to be their /usus? / don't think / get it
*asmr voice* "now be a good boy for mommy and do your damn chores i told you to take out the trash three times already and quit leaving your damn dirty dishes in the sink do i look like your maid?"
- BTW—the 'rail has been fervidly discussing sommething called "humman pregnancy" with mme recently. 🧐 - Still not exactly sure what this "mmiracle," entails based on her explanation. LOL. But he mmakes it sounds like a great way to ensure success and fiscal fecundity in the officerena! 👏🙌😁 - Teamm: this Funday, I hope we can ALL "go pregnant" together, and VERY soon. 😄😄🥳💯
human pregnancy is not a miracle #FuckThemKids
hey chittr im gettin a tatoo and u guys get to choose what and whre top respose wins unless i hate the idea
Bu⟡⟡ on your bu⟡⟡ ==⟢
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I ALSO VOTE BUTT ON YOUR BUTT. :o)
thirded
∻FUCK man tr☢ll Jimmy Buffet was a fucking ic☢n! FUCK!!!!!!∻
sometimes on the weekends and by sometimes i mean all the time i can hear my grandpappy schultz having a jam sesh with the best of human james buffett so loud it starts shaking the house from his shack
i luv yappers btw like yes i WILL b readin all that thank u for the essay on mcdonals french fries king
did you know mcdonalds french fries are made from potatoes grown in the red river valley in north dakota and minnesota follow for more north dakota fun facts
smiles and it makes a wood chipper noise (very similar to my smiles and it makes a chainsaw noise post)
thats what happens when you're from north dakota
Does anyone have any good places to find "special" pictures of Mr Ant Tenna from Deltarune Chapter 3? It's for a friend. >8) #nsfw
rule34.xxx has it for you #nsfw
dont worry about it
I'M KIND OF EXCITED FOR URBAN EXPLORATION. I'VE PROBABLY OVER PREPARED FOR IT.
better to be overprepared than underprepared specially when it comes to urbex im talking extra shoes and boots and respirator and why not break out the whooooole hazmat suit actually maybe the hazmat suit is overkill but standing water is no joke