dune schultz
@archaicArmageddon
im da real slim shady he/it // bisexy // midwestern
It's annoying at this rate I know about alien cultures (trolls, fae, etc) than I know about human cultures
would you like to learn about the great midwestern state of north dakota
Oh I'm well aware of the United States. ND ain't got shit. Outside of the US however I'm a bit limited
hey, ND has at least ONE cool thing and thats motherfuckin space aliens https://spacealiens.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/SpaceAliens-Exterior-1702_1280.jpg
Se\/era/ humans on this site ha\/e pri\/ate/y reached out asking for "Mommy ASMR" \/\/hich as far as / can te// is a human thing \/\/here the speaker character is in a f/ushed or pa/e re/ationship \/\/ith the /istener character, but is a/so pretending to be their /usus? / don't think / get it
*asmr voice* "now be a good boy for mommy and do your damn chores i told you to take out the trash three times already and quit leaving your damn dirty dishes in the sink do i look like your maid?"
- BTW—the 'rail has been fervidly discussing sommething called "humman pregnancy" with mme recently. 🧐 - Still not exactly sure what this "mmiracle," entails based on her explanation. LOL. But he mmakes it sounds like a great way to ensure success and fiscal fecundity in the officerena! 👏🙌😁 - Teamm: this Funday, I hope we can ALL "go pregnant" together, and VERY soon. 😄😄🥳💯
human pregnancy is not a miracle #FuckThemKids
hey chittr im gettin a tatoo and u guys get to choose what and whre top respose wins unless i hate the idea
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I ALSO VOTE BUTT ON YOUR BUTT. :o)
∻FUCK man tr☢ll Jimmy Buffet was a fucking ic☢n! FUCK!!!!!!∻
sometimes on the weekends and by sometimes i mean all the time i can hear my grandpappy schultz having a jam sesh with the best of human james buffett so loud it starts shaking the house from his shack
i luv yappers btw like yes i WILL b readin all that thank u for the essay on mcdonals french fries king
did you know mcdonalds french fries are made from potatoes grown in the red river valley in north dakota and minnesota follow for more north dakota fun facts
smiles and it makes a wood chipper noise (very similar to my smiles and it makes a chainsaw noise post)
thats what happens when you're from north dakota
Does anyone have any good places to find "special" pictures of Mr Ant Tenna from Deltarune Chapter 3? It's for a friend. >8) #nsfw
I'M KIND OF EXCITED FOR URBAN EXPLORATION. I'VE PROBABLY OVER PREPARED FOR IT.
better to be overprepared than underprepared specially when it comes to urbex im talking extra shoes and boots and respirator and why not break out the whooooole hazmat suit actually maybe the hazmat suit is overkill but standing water is no joke
Fun fact, )(umans are one of t)(e few animals not to )(ave scent glands! Pair t)(is wit)( t)(eir weak nose, and you can sea w)(y t)(eir species specialized into visual communication 3X)
our visual communication is complete asssss actually all of our communication is ass
I don't know how many of these actually classify as diners, but. Also, note: I'm a slut for Denny's. I love it with passion. But it fits so much better in that category. https://i.imgur.com/gJHZNdU.png
b0nes are great. if y0u find b0nes tell me where they are and m0ve n0thing ar0und them at all. 0u0
I am. Reading. On human divorce.
Even placing blocks made noise. Why is it getting dark. My vision. #CalderPlaysMinecraft
questiion for the humans iin the room do you thiink the twelve apostles were friiends or was iit more of a coworker siituatiion.
i think it was kinda a coworkers situation with some of them being more tight with each other than others
Don't log onto Chittr on March 18th!
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? The development of Sburb predates the Cambrian explosion! © SBURB 2009
:33 < what is a cam-brian?
the cambrian explosion is a period in earth's history dating back to between 541 and 530 million years ago marked by the sudden appearance of most major animal phyla in the fossil record