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AM following for more north dakota fun faxx plzthx
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How could I forget! I haven't visited that website in a while, so I forgot about it's existence. >8P
I HAVE OXYGEN TANKS READY ON THE BASIS OF ABANDONED MALLS. BECAUSE OF THE DEAD AIR. SO IT NEVER HURTS TO BE EVEN HAZMAT SHIT PREPARED HONESTLY, GIVEN SOME OLD HOMES AND BUILDINGS HAVE FLOODING AND SEVERE MOLD BUT THIS IS REASSURING SO THANK YOU.
There is no Ohio. Only Bagagwa.
I am fantasizing. About. Human divorce.
Ar3 you an arch3ologi2t? Cau23 I got a bon3 for you to 3xamin3 #n2fw
* don't you know it 🍷 * (Attached to the post is a photo of Sans drinking out of a wine glass.) * (There is an open and half-empty bottle of ketchup on the table behind him.)
| kno | hAve !!!! #substAnce #redw|newednesdAy
hAHA WHAT, hOW HIGH, dO YOU HAVE TO BE, tO COME UP WITH THIS STUFF, aHAHA,
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if you dont harass the <ustomers at your lo<al fast food joint are you even living
figured out how 2 psot cock #womeninmensfields #nsfw https://www.shutterstock.com/shutterstock/photos/2630009481/display_1500/stock-photo-beautiful-rare-bright-pink-rooster-2630009481.jpg
:33< im so good at it they call meow asspeta! #nsfw
now what the hell is this https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1468463059583635567/1488374662197940364/IMG_9728.jpg?ex=69cc8c6c&is=69cb3aec&hm=3a85dca3f3a62d7cd67a5e38962d9b2a00ce22ffec7a2368f5c054acab1cd277&
EXACTLY
>([i met a traveller from an antique land w#o said two vast and t#icc legs of stone stand in t#e #ot ass desert... near t#em on t#e sand #alf sunk a s#attered visage lies w#ose frown and c#apped lips and sneer of signature superiority tell t#at its sculptor well t#ose passions read w#ic# yet survive stamped on t#ese flaccid t#ings t#e #and t#at mocked t#em and t#e #eart t#at fed and on t#e c#ittr timeline t#ese words appear: my name is ozymandias king of kings look on my c#its ye mig#ty and despair not#ing beside remains round t#e decay of t#at colossal wreck boundless and nakey t#e lone and level sands stretc# far away]
I know I don't need to pay for things anymore because society is dead but I like the idea of having money. Send me some.
concept: your fingers tracing the seams of his suit, slow and deliberate, feeling the way his breath hitches as you drag your nails down the crisp lapel over the taut fabric of his waistcoat, the sharp line of his tie he whimpers when you pause at his collar, when you grip the knot and pull, just enough to make him arch into your touch with a pathetic expression on his face his belt is loud as you begin to unbuckle it while he nods his head desperately (tags: Reader/Suited Man, #rankworks, #nsfw, power dynamics, touching, whimpering, sigh, clothing fetish, archive rating: M)
>>| you can have my .apploud there. but .i'm more .into dominating types.
This man is very kind, not many would have the will to un-dig a grave and take the (soon to be) cadaver to a doctor. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a37bb8fedf99.png Ego sum ira Domini.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I STAY BOOFING LINES OF PURE HAN DYNASTY OPIUM THEBAICUM STRAIGHT FROM THE POPPY FIELDS OF OF YUNNAN, CUT THAT SHIT WITH LOTUS PETALS SO THAT THE QING DYNASTY KNOWS I'M NOT PLAYING AROUND. IF THEY DON'T STOP PLAYING WITH ME I'M GONNA HAVE TO BUY OUT THE WHOLE SILK ROAD. #substance
i'mmmm saying
I write these words through another, as my own words decay and die. The Book of the Doomed, I should never have gotten my hands on it; I don't remember how I did, nor why, only that I did, and that I opened it. I cannot part with it. This clown magic grants me fleeting freedom, and I thank a good friend for granting me this mercy, but it only pains me more in the present. I am going to become quiet again once this message leaves, if it does. This is my final call for help. Once I am finished transcribing this book, I am going to spread its contents. Please don't let me.
Taking my two-and-a-half kids to Little League Later. Love to see them enjoying the game! Reminds me of my own youth.
MOD3RN 4RT
TH3 COLD SN4P 1S H1TT1NG HORR3NDOUSLY
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d8a0180089cd.png @affectionConsecrated #nsfw #substance
I fear I may have bitten off a lot with my first earth book. What is "Europe"? And what has it done to be haunted by this "Communism" figure? Why have they not just exorcised the spirit? Is it a human custom? Ego sum ira Domini.
a protest wiZout Ze deaZ of a law enforcement officAIR EES a protest truly wasted
wwwweird dreammmms again. didn't sleep all that mmmmuch. mmmmicrosleeps at three and counting
oh man i heard super good things i need to go see that!!
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Who here remembers Warrior Cats?
exactly
Maybe that’s why Christian Mythology has so many angels and demons in it. These people were out there powerscaling the Armies Of Heaven.
Ooooh th3 hom3 of th3 hamburgl3r!
you come to me titless on titfuck tuesday what the fuck is your problem #nsfw
The very same. It is good to hear you recognize me, my fellow Alternian.
Dissociative Identity Disorder.
you can 2ee iin the piicture 2he2 CLEARLY out2iide. 2he2 multiita2kiing.
Memories. https://i.postimg.cc/RZ8xtKzB/IMG_0060.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/XYh65d0W/IMG_0061.jpg
dude you need to call nintendo RN
hey so my uncle who works @ nintendo called..... and theyre trying the masuda method on ur mom tonite dude
men love being pinned up against walls by other men it makes them feel masculine, its the same as going fishing.
thats the spirit go get em champ
All miserable women do.
never. nesben is your mom now
lowkey passed mediIical school not to heal trolls but to walk liIike the tuff wiIingbeast doctor https://mediIia1.tenor.com/m/_tnAMIdovWYAAAAd/doctor-piIigeon.giIif
I FORGIVE YOU IMPLICITLY
nesben might be the only troll with a functional thinkpan anymore. this is not good. nesben planet is so fucked
Oh, good point. I'll stop being British for you.
Do+ yo+u ever wo+rry abo+ut the state o+f things.
I'M DETECTING ANOTHER EMERALD'S ENERGY SIGNATURE AT AN ISLAND TO THE WEST. ONLY 6 OF THEM ARE PRESENT HERE.
a chair is a type of seat, typically designed for one person and consisting of one or more legs, a flat or slightly angled seat and a back-rest. it may be made of wood, metal, or synthetic materials, and may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics. chairs vary in design. an armchair has armrests fixed to the seat; a recliner is upholstered and features a mechanism that lowers the chair's back and raises into place a footrest; a rocking chair has legs fixed to two long curved slats; and a wheelchair has wheels fixed to an axis under the seat. chairs can be made from wood, metal, or other strong materials, like stone or acrylic. in some cases, multiple materials are used to construct a chair; for example, the legs and frame may be made from metal and the seat and back may be made from plastic. chairs may have hard surfaces of wood, metal, plastic, or other materials, or some or all of these hard surfaces may be covered with upholstery or padding. the design may be made of porous materials, or be drilled with holes for decoration; a low back or gaps can provide ventilation. the back may extend above the height of the occupant's head, which can optionally contain a headrest. chairs can also be made from more creative materials, such as recycled materials like cutlery and wooden play bricks, pencils, plumbing tubes, rope, corrugated cardboard, and pvc pipe. in rare cases, chairs are made out of unusual materials, especially as a form of art or experimentation. nesben, a nesbian interior designer, created a volcanic hanging chair that is handmade out of volcanic rock. peter brenner, a dutch-born german designer, has created a chair made from lollipop sugar – 60 pounds (27 kg) of confectioners' sugar.
I jus7 wan7 7o go ahead and say 7ha7 my medical services are free 7o everyone as all my cos7s are covered by 7he SIR.
bitches Iove me for my cIit hashtag nsfw
MY ROBOT FACTORY HAS BUILT MULTIPLE REPLICAS OF THE ONE KNOWN AS RAMBUNCTIOUS RABBIT. HIS PRECIOUS CUTENESS WILL SURELY DISARM THE HEDGEHOG'S DEFENSES AS THEY SURROUND HIM. HE WON'T STAND A CHANCE.
B33 < life is a bowl of soup and i brought a fork
it was a breathalyzer. nesben is going to do violence instead
UPON FURTHER STUDY OF THE MYSTERIOUS GEM POWER SOURCE ON THIS ISLAND, I HAVE DISCOVERED THAT THEY ARE KNOWN AS "CHAOS EMERALDS". I AM ATTEMPTING TO GET AHOLD OF ONE, BUT IT SEEMS THE HEDGEHOG IS ALSO AWARE OF THEM. THE ENERGIES SURROUNDING HIM SEEM TO SUGGEST THAT HE HAS GATHERED A FEW OF THEM.
dude you cant make me pick ONE
after extensive study ⓛn pⓛkemⓛn (similar tⓛ fiduspawn ⓛn alternia) i have tⓛ say sprigatitⓛ!
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ah, my favourite icon. the imgur "content not viewable in your region" image. #woedotjpg
(| anyone else starving for a Mouthwatering Frank right now or is it just me |)
Im confuzzled on the ins and outs of these silly reactions i just give a heart to each and every post that tickles my fancy. Heck ill send some love to that!
>bootlicking >not trizza >whofuckingcares.jpg
>"social media" >cant even post images >whatsthepoint.swf >try harder next time LOL
JUST LOST MY JOB AS AMBASSADOR WHICH MEANS I GET SEVERANCE PAY!! WOOOO! GRIST SPLURGE BABY #freeman #unemployedwarrior #betamalewinning #mentalhealthmatters #humanswag
ceasw harpy beforw i must end yuo