♥ liked by @arsenicGeartrain
too cool for your list. i get it. hard to rank anyone above me.
Yes.
John just asked if I’m fucking drunk. Do I smell drunk to you, wind boy? Jesus. Can’t a guy just stumble and slam his shoulder into the wall in peace?
[|87 :: YES 1 HAVE DONE 1T! 1 HAVE RESSURECTED @anx;ousTautology! HAHAHAHAHA! anyways heres pr00f that they are do;n alr;ght. Th;s ;s why you get l;fe ;nsurance. [|87 https://h;ve.beebbeebb00b.ru/posts/1MG_042.png
(\ /) it's not your fault at all. don't sweat it.
pounce took dis whn out huntin! majestic!
(\ /) not a horse, he's just normal torbek right now. but he did tell me about one time he was turned into a donkey.
(\ /) { #torbekweek } to clarify a little on a remark i made a while back, whenever i make or read a post, i have to read it out loud for torbek because he was "taught all of the letters wrong". i still have not gotten any clarification on this.
pounce pawst pictoor meowrail hastur took! :))
(\ /) { #torbekweek } i've been working on getting torbek desensitized by some of the advanced technology in here (as he's never seen some of these things before), and i found an old recording of 'Cats' to put on the tv. he has not moved away from the tv for the whole duration of the musical.
gay morning to yall
Passing notes in Alternian during my morning meetings only to realize the human I was referring to can read Alternian for some reason. My bad.
(\ /) ...so about me saying i refused torbek from participating in #wetyaoiday i... had a "change of heart" of sorts, and this is probably going to be the only time i post something of this nature, so... be nice? https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/IMG_6262.jpg { #suggestive #wetbeastwednesday ??? }
(( i'm choosing to participate in #wetyaoiday but it's not in the way you'd think
:o)
(\ /) apologies if anyone receives any spontaneous dms from me for a hot minute.
To hate him and make him hate me is such…a rush.
reputation is d0ing two well. en0ugh bo0b based nsfw. time for fucking m0ronic j0ke based #nsfw #shitpost
probably???? hold on what if i just.... [ -- roseateDragon [RD] has attached UNIVERSAL CO-ORDINATES! -- ] do this . this feels like a reasonable option
who the hell is navy jackson
i got lots of those :)
either way your posting about biting people is making me want to also bite people .
#nsfw https://cdn.immgchest.comm/files/624a817a9c9b.png
8=8 > Rearranging someones guts, not in the sexual sense in the sense that I am sticking my claws thRUFF their stomach. #violence
8=8 > #petme
8=8 > Yessssyessse Σ:)
@turnedtechGod Feed me. Feed me now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/LtWUqHDOpTYAAAAd/cat-paws-playing-pattycake.gif @arsenicGeartrain B33 < *ac does this with ag*
honk.
// I work retail because they don't pay me enough to Not talk to customers like a fairytale gatekeeper
Yes, Like Miku.
BX33 < handshake emeowji!! B33 < nyalso don't thank me I stole it furom jaspurrose
Monitoring.
B33 < i am litterally at war with this machine on the daily
8=8 > BARK yea
8=8 > Paws at you Σ:]
@thegoodScr★tchdoctor hey cool kid is this you? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c7323476cf1f.png
Happy #wetyaoiday. This one's for the homie @cryhoundColortura. [An image is uploaded to the chitt. In the center of the it., body on display as previously promised, is the form of one Dirk Strider, kneeled on the hardwood floor as water pools on the ground around him. The usual anime spikiness of his hair is reduced to something better described as a mullet with the wetness weighing it down. Silvery white bangs fall against his face, framing the sharp line of his jaw and the sharper edge of his shades. Below the neckline, the collar of his shirt is fisted in one hand, pulling it back just enough to tease the line of his clavicle — not that it's necessary, what with the thin white fabric of his T-shirt made nigh transparent by the water, revealing the pale skin pressed tightly against the apparel. There's very little left to the imagination, especially considering the rest of him. His tits bulge against the restraints of the tight-fitting fabric, the supple fat fervently rebelling against the soaked cloth. The muscles lining his arms strain similarly against the taut sleeves in a gasping bid for any semblance of oxygen afforded by the drenched fabric. If there's anything to ever come out of Dirk's mouth that can be claimed as true, it's that this chitt is undoubtedly, in fact, hornybait.]
B33!!
*the lion boops bak!*
pounce agr33!
man whatever ill give it a try still aint think you can properly judge based on images alone tho ngl
https://forms.gle/c9m2WCwJMk1dWbyU6 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I don't know from what source you've scavenged this information, given my general aversion to public casual-wear. But yes! I happen to have a pair. I may even consider wearing them out, or at the very least to a private social gathering. ... Given they still zip. We'll see.
LIST-EN UP B-EAC)(-ES BROS N NONBINARY )(O-ES this is a special shoutout for @bleakBleater go checkout his grubtube channel ValeriPlays where they play games and stuff they on episode 143 of my hivecraft lets play dont miss it
a very special #wizard 4 #wizardwednesday #nsfw ig https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ce04402c0b78.jpg
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/95103289c605.png
Hrngh. Dunnae kno\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/hy b0at \/\/\/\/hy d'th'pretty l0\/\/\/\/bloods al\/\/\/\/ays come fr0m this cre\/\/\/\/, hrm? Says a lot aboat th'state 0' th'sea. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9311e9d5709c.png
ohhhhh the fuckin memo i was wondering why there was this weird sense of familiarity i mustve seen your tag pop up in the notifs at some point anyway im pretty sure you can have dragons in a world without needing magic too
(\ /) A-ALRIGHT ALRIGHT OKAY!!! i'll-- i'll show him, uh- something!
#Ahh #INeedANap #AndASnack #AndAMovie #IWannaBeFreeFromWork
i need a reaosn 2 use thsi gif b4 the gay motnj is over https://media1.tenor.com/m/V_ceX11gUlEAAAAd/woah-he%27s-bisexual-i-didn%27t-know-that-woah-hes-bisexual-i-didnt-know-that.gif
fun fact for yall today turns out you dont even gotta be a player in sburb to get some of the sick ass aspect powers how do i know hm im sure you can guess ive lived in this fucking session for my entire life im just surprised shit didnt appear earlier than this
THe an⚣nym⚣us asks here are such a g⚣⚣d sl⚣wburn device... The mystery and intruige ⚣f kn⚣wing that s⚣me⚣ne is yearning f⚣r y⚣u yet they hide behind a mask f⚣r the safety ⚣f their eg⚣!! I just g⚣t chills thinking ab⚣ut all the r⚣mantic st⚣ries that can bl⚣ss⚣m fr⚣m that <3 <3<
i can but the difference is i cant be directly underneath it anymore because i can and will burn :(
red? why not... hm.. the humble yellow....
8=8 > Animal ppl please come to my hive we need to cuddle
× I WVoke Up To Like Fivve Notifications?.. Odd But Happy ×
who tf pitied my lawn wizards post i jus twanna talk
"UR CUUUUUTE :)" THANK Y⧃U! PICTURE THE M⧃UNTAIN SWAYING LIKE A W⧃MAN FR⧃M EAST BEF⧃RAN MEDIA CART⧃⧃N "CAN MEW D⧃ HULK SHIT. CAN MEW THR⧃W CARS AT PE⧃PLE AND SLING THEM AR⧃UND LIKE A D⧃LL" YES! I W⧃ULD BE A TERRIBLE EXCUSE F⧃R A M⧃UNTAIN IF I C⧃ULD N⧃T D⧃ FEATS ⧃F STRENGTH HTTPS://F⧃RMS.GLE/PNT72VC7QF83USAQ8
I think I might be the one cis guy who understands womanhood. I'm laying on my bed in a cheeta print nightgown, S&M by Rihanna is playing, and there's an adorable cat on my chest.
<F0r pride m0nth, I'm g0ing t0 make sure he can't think straight bef0re I 1eave 1ma0> <#suggestive>
￣\ and the plastic ain't? when we let the kids play with balloons we just make 'em bring back all their broken pieces before they can get more. works like a charm /￣
(\ /) update: everything is fine. torbek is fine.
more water guns! no water baloons though bad for the environment.
THE M⧃UNTAIN HAS BEEN INF⧃RMED BY HIS LEGAL REPRESENTATIVE THAT IS N⧃T WHAT THAT QUESTI⧃N WAS ASKING
i dont LISTEN to the government
I know you said he'd be a "bit reactive," but I wasn't expecting dude to damn near piss his pants the moment I spawned in.
(\ /) [ it's an audio file. fairly recent in this case. ] [ it starts out with clipping-off of audio- bits of a conversation among the train's usual ambience before there's the sound of a door opening, and one loud, gravelly scream. the audio cuts off quite shortly after that. ]
Romantic Love Cannot Sustain You Forever. It Is Important During Trying Times To Remember Love In The Platonic Fashion. Love For Your Friends, Love For Your Hobbies, Love For The Warm Breeze On Quiet Nights. Most Important Of All However, Is The Love Of One's Self. Fulfillment Will Never Truly Be Found Until You Embrace Yourself As A Whole- Flaws And All. - Your Couturier
wait nvm he's still wet. ON IT
If you need me to reply to you, that's not happening. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/94cfd393aa13.png
meow :3