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WHO- WHAT THE FUCK 1S TH1S TH1NG???? WHO LEFT 1T OUTS1DE THE ABLUT1ON BLOCK???????? THE FUCK
※ HANDY PRO-TIP: When he asks for you to wear that "special little nummber" before joining himm in the slimme, you can be sure that you and himm will be subject to a raucous mmorning of playing mmeowbeast and cheesethief. - Take a caffeine pill. Don't worry about any adverse immpacts it mmight bring later. 200 mmg is enough, and you will need it, squeak squeak. #HandyProTips
That buxom BLONdE is busting it dOWN RIdONKULOUS style GOOdNESS me I NEEd to go to the theatre more often.
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I'm Going To Start Drawing Those " Fucked Up " Shadow Creatures That Wrigglers Draw In Mediocre Horror Films, I Feel Like That Would Be Cathartic.
※ NIGHTLY WAGERS: Re: Race 5 @ Cuttlegrin Park. Starter allowance. Claimming optional. Dirt track. - I'mm a bit later than usual tonight. I feel like I've mmissed mmuch of the action at Cuttlegrin, but it simmply can't be helped. I was occupied by mmy conciliatory duties* for mmuch of the evening. I amm STILL stiff fromm the last few hours of laying in that glue-trap for his delight and consolemment. (※ PERSONAL, NOT PROFESSIONAL. YOU MAY *NOT* HIRE ME TO WEAR THE CHEESEFIEND EARS AND LAY IN A GLUE TRAP, AND ASKING ME TO DO SO IS TANTAMOUNT TO ASKING ME TO COMMIT PALE INFIDELITY. Thank you.) - Anyways. Boxed exacta on 9 and 8. This is the play they like to call "The Helpmmeet's Little Treat." - * No. 9: RiversCuollmmo (M/L=10), No. 8: Lammplady Dont (M/L=9/2) - Much to consider before the race starts. What does your ticket say? <> c3< #BeforusBigBets #BeforusBigBries
a hug / would be nice / i can't lie
I Can't Believe I Ran Off To Fight Terran Last Time, That Was So Stupid. I Won't Be Doing That A Second Time, To Be Clear. #violence
I Gave In And Bought A Monster, But I've Been Good About Not Having Them Every Night And I Think I Deserve A " Treat ". :>
Making all the interns compete in a series of brutal, life-or-culling challenges of my own design. Similar thematically to the trials wigglers undergo. I'm calling it the Inkbeast Games. #Girlboss #MissBeast - MC Oleana
࣪⊹₊˚{ i didnt realize his scuttle coach had its own NAME + a matching incantation.... likeeee.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ this changes things }*_*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Th£y lik£, should l£t m£ lik£ find you and lik£ cull you.
And Yet, You Still #slay.
This Chitt Is Glittering Like A Diamond In A Sea Of Nonsense Nowhere Chitts.
- Always. - It's so mmuch less effort to forgive and forget anyways. Honestly? I can't remmemmber why I'mm even forgiving you. It just #Works.
- It's OK. - We've all done things we aren't proud of.
- I feel fantastic. I have mmy third julep of the evening in one Hand, with a little extra soda at the bottomm. Ticket in the other. Just won five grand on Gold Shipping Chart. - Yep. That settles it. I'mm a certified #Shipper now.
