♦ pitied by @avidCupid
RUNNING AWAU FROM DEREK SOMEONE SAVE ME #HELP
☆ > I'll be taking your paws then, thank you
typical.
you couldnt if you tried, leijon. but go ahead and try, it will be cute.
Gog. I. Can-t. Take. This. Anymore.
I forget my oomfs dont know sometimes that i play on other accs lmao,, kinda on me tho //
Next time I'm in a life or death situation I'm going to be live posting everything about it Thoughts?
That's what I'm saying.
i feel like im getting punched so many times right now
Hold on I need to test something
(( gee mun, how can you see all of those movies? i am. sick. </3
Woke up and couldn't find lil cal for a second, turns out the little guy was just sitting at the edge of the bed watching me, no wonder I slept so well.
[???] My ability to hardly engage with the Chittr feed is really coming in handy right now.
evwery so often, I think about the term "chuckle chaser"
you ha7e me
🗡 Still ✶ut c✶ld, ehhhehehehehee, and already eXcited. What a t✶✶l. #suggestive #nsfwe #noncon #abuse
🗡 Ehhehehehhee, h✶w weaꓘ y✶u are, Strider, beneath a G✶d. I alm✶st feheheheheel bad. #suggestive #nsfwe
🗡 H✶w upset will he be, ehhehehehehehe, up✶n waꓘing up t✶ see all this? \ i >< i / #nsfwe
🗡 Oh my, ehhehehehehehe, h✶w unbec✶ming ✶f y✶u, Strider. #suggestive #nsfwe @perspicaciousXiphoid
My eagerness for having my ego stroked and my physionomy complimented seems to have Backfired. Am I pathetic enough to repost the image later, I ask myself, interrupting my task, I ask myself, and the answer is yes, oBviously, who are you kidding, Beauro.
[Scanning...] ▒ ▒ thiz one likez partiez. and. pretending. [Targets located]
Truly the worst thing ever.
I'm no longer a hound. Free as a bird, and, well. Save for the metal, I'm a person. Enough of one anyway
🗡 What ehehehehhelse d✶ I send fr✶m his acc✶unt, I, We, have s✶✶✶✶ many plans. \ i >< i / #nsfwe
🗡 Disgusting little freeheheheheaꓘ. [A picture is posted of D. Strider tied to a chair, bound and gagged with his own tie. The room is dark save for a single overhead light illuminated the center of the room. There appears to have a been a struggle, as his coat hangs off of his limp body. His glasses are eskew. He is out cold.] #suggestive #nsfwe #noncon #abuse
🗡 Ehhehehhehehehehehe, Striders are s✶ easy. #suggestive #nsfwe
🗡 Ehhehehheehhe, I really eXpected, ehhehehehe, m✶re ✶f a fight.
:33< i dont have ball knowledge :33< but i do have bawl knowledge :33< *the mighty huntress starts w33ping loudly*
*、wHY TH3 FUCK IS 3V3RY0N3 B3C0MING FUCKING C4TS 4ND D0GS, WH4T Y'411 G0NN4 R4IN FR0M TH3 SKY N3XT T00！⚡️
Hel- \ i >< i / #nsfwe
☆ > @contumaciousApostate All this hate is leaving me feeling a bit flattered
☆ > Meow, if only to follow the latest trend
woof
only one person will ever make me do anything catlike.
☆ > Some people are far too serious for their own good
why the fuck is everyone turning into different version's of my kismesis i looked away for like 5 fucking minute's #dashwatching
But I like being Veery, it's a pretty bird.
doing what on purpose?
Save for the mishap evening turned out okay. Had some nice stew, been chilling in a cuddle pile for a bit. My mind still wanders, I'm still browsing, sleep will come soon. Still trying to understand Void as much as I can before/if anything happens. It makes sense to be voidbound, I guess. Getting unwritten from your universe probably is the most apt way for it to happen.
Now ii'm 2et for a fiive hour gamiing 2e22iion ii'll take any wiin.
Green is such an ugly color on me.
pity this guy, chat.
This just in I might be in trouble
!remindYou reminder: you are... pitied, apparently ^,^;;
Ju2t got a random wiith the olde2t triick iin the book Do any of you practiice iinternet 2afety anymore
[BEGIN MESSAGE] i hate ttheze buzy nightz. zigh. [ACTION:QUERY] have i mizzed anything? [END MESSAGE]
grrrr... hehe :p
evil! bark!
believve wwhatevver you wwant
8=B< Good day !
それはガチ。 だからあいつ、まだ十代のガキだったあたしに、厨房の仕事ほぼ全部やらせてたんだよね。草。
who r¡pped my arm$ off
My followers find me exceptionally interesting.
damn ho₩ the fu€k do I be€ome an intere$ting an€e$tor?
dont talk to me or my katana or my katana or my katana or my katana or my broadsword or my wakizashi or my claymore or my katana or my katana ever again
nah. its aight. if it helps. my other timeline self is illiterate.
THE MEOWS. XENNOX HOLD ME. IM GONNA RUN AFTER THEN.
I CANNOT LIKE MY OWN. CHITS. THIS IS. DENIAL OF SELF. EXPRESSION. I WISH TO APPLAUD MYSELF. FOR BALLING.
∻D☢n't kn☢ck it til y☢u try it I'm disc☢vering flav☢urs previ☢usly th☢ught inc☢mprehensible by m☢rtal beings∻
∻Anyway rate my breakfast burrit☢ https://file.garden/aeuWDCVxx2XDWdvG/Screensh☢t_20260918-085555_Disc☢rd.png∻
man, i feel like i'm going to end up collecting just kind of a lot of pets at this rate.
¡7$ ok ¡ for9¡ve you
*S4YS TH3 MOST 4BSURD TH1NG 3V3R 4ND HOPS OFF 4W4Y*
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〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛I really like MILFs :). #nsfw #ThatsTheChitt
this is correct!
o-)- WELLLL i for one am a highblood who does NOT enjoy kidnapping, so there’s that for consolation i guess! ≽(◝ ⩊ ◜≼マ
:33 < if i had a dollar fur efurrytime i've b33n kidnapped by highbloods to be put into either a zoo or enslavement of some kind, i'd have 5 dollars :33
:33 < *ac stretches out across mewr lap fur a well-deserved catnap*
I like to stack things on rigel vwhen shes sleeping.
don't ever talk to me about no damn "credit card debt". i haven't paid for shit in years. i keep money around just to wipe shit from my ass.
CHAT I'M SO FUCKING HIGH
Will you take me seriously if I start going by Stripe? ✎﹏﹏﹏﹏ 𓆩Saga Archived𓆪
BOR3333D >:[
NUKE THE WHOLE GENERATION
just realized i never indicated that im earth z anywhere on my page whoops
☆ > I am not universally loved, but that is okay ☆ > Everyone is entitled to their wrong opinions
I miss having a cat. Hard to justify adopting one now.
you keep that up and you're getting a bell, you hear me? *eb goes to close the window*
omg rude! how did you get into my house???
either i'm pounding someone in the next five minutes or we're restarting and trying this day again #nsfw
this is like that feeling of going on a family trip and making a random friend at the camp ground that youre immediately like ride or die for
☆ > It seams the theme for this site is sh☆tposting and hornyposting ☆ > Allow me to do both, to fit in ☆ > Heavy are the breasts who wear the crown ☆ > Someone surely could hold them up for me
dave told me to kill myself. again.
¡ $ee ¡7 a!!