Sn(o)wman
@banishedQuasiroyal
So, half of this website is clearly insane. Let's see. Quad react this post if you'd be willing to let me beat you over the head with a blunt weapon tonight. (( #gore ))
https://i.imgur.com/w7HQZCg.png What.
need either a smoke or to deglove someone. #gore
@banishedQuasiroyal @blackestQuasar moldy food. sweaty armpits. garbage smell. vomit. dead fish. piss with blood and pus. #gross #emeto
...Are you done with your little tantrum, Slick?
Perhaps one day he'll remember how to treat a woman with some kind of respect.
Some people hate so hard it makes them look stupid. If you wanted a kiss, all you had to do is ask. #vaguepost
Now listening on Spotify: True Confession by Mal Hallett and his Orchestra. A curious arrangement, is it not? Lush strings, lingering harmonies, a tempo that carries more than just rhythm. There is intention here, subtle yet deliberate. I find the cadence… agreeable. Perhaps you will, too. Perhaps you will hear in it something you did not expect, or something you recognized immediately. Music, after all, is a language of its own. One that requires no questions, and yet offers answers if one is inclined to listen. Consider this a gentle suggestion for your auditory palette. I trust it will serve as suitable accompaniment to your various endeavors. https://youtu.be/0MptoCt_YFg?si=BaAUj152UviJF-eq
This is the refined taste I can respect and get behind.
Rest in peace, Itchy. #ripitchy
God, why the fuck are you guys not listening? I AM ALIVE.
WHAT THE FUCK SLICK HOOKED UP WITH SNOWMAN????? @slowDozer @amorousFortune @fivefingerFillet @sixpinsImpaled @misterSeven @exiledUniverse @banishedQuasiroyal @adamnGoodtailor @sawBuck @mrBenedict @imBiscuits @maximsBelt @engineNoise
just found frog eggs in my house, this has to be an assassination attempt of some kind
Ugh.
I figured that I would try turning a new leaf and attempt being more kind. You boys work so hard, and for what?
Believe it or not, my death is/was tied directly to the destruction of a timeline. Why do you think Spades hesitated to kill me?
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I try to post along with your trends. Be a part of the "community" and all. You can't be serious with this one.
Why follow the crowd, Diamonds? Start your own trend, be your own man.
Ah. It would appear I have been… *granted access* to this quaint little platform you insist on calling “Chittr.” How novel. You see, I find it endlessly fascinating—this compulsive need your species has to compress its thoughts into neat, digestible fragments. As if brevity might somehow make them more… *true.* I assure you, it does not. Still, I suppose introductions are expected. You may refer to me as Doc Scratch. Titles beyond that would only complicate matters, and I would hate to burden you with details you are not yet prepared to understand. Suffice it to say, I am intimately familiar with each of you. Your posts, your choices, your… predictable little spirals of cause and effect. All of it has already been accounted for. Yes, even this. Especially this. Please, do continue as you were. I would not dream of interrupting the trajectory you are so diligently fulfilling. I am merely here to observe. …and, on occasion, to ensure that things proceed exactly as they must.
Snowman, it is always an absolute delight to see you are well. Perchance you and I could discuss future plans for this social media site soon. There is much to discuss, and the character limit imposed upon me in these comments will certainly not be enough.