KARKAT
@carcinoGeneticist
FUCK OFF.
ERIDAN WEEK IS FAKE, JANE IS DOING SOME EVIL FUCKED UP SHIT BEHIND THE SCENES (BASICALLY CONFESSED TO IT IN MY DIRECT MESSAGES), AND I AM HAPPY TO BE ALIVE AND HAVE NOT HAD ANY THOUGHTS OF #SELFHARM SHOULD ANYTHING HAPPEN TO ME. DON'T FALL FOR THE LIES
The corpulent corpo is plotting something untoward? Who ever would have guessed her incompetent hands wormed their way into the tight cubby hole of this harangued little performance. Like a Winnie the Poo with his hindquarters sticking out of a wall he plunged himself into, I hope she'll pardon herself the humiliation of the "find out" stage of "fucking about".
FINALLY, SOME FUCKING SANITY INSTEAD OF CHIRPBEASTS WINGING IN MY EAR ABOUT HOW GREAT AND REAL IT IS.
ERIDANWEEK IS A FUCKING PSYOP. NO ONE ACTUALLY WENT, IT'S NOT EVEN REAL!!!
ok then maybe i will ask dave instead! he would be a great god father.
GOOD, GO ASK DAVE! ASK EVERY DAVE ON THIS HELL SITE FOR ALL I CARE. I DON'T WANT TO BE A GODFATHER FOR YOUR UGLY FAKE BABY. I HOPE YOU AND KASANE TETO GET DIVORCED AND THEY TAKE YOUR DUMB BABY.
i will ask specifically your personal dave so that he will get plenty of opportunities to brag to you about how cool of a god father he is. and my baby is not fake there is a picture of her right there!
MY DAVE WOULD NEVER FALL FOR THIS. WHY AM I EVEN HUMORING THIS STUPID CONVERSATION
JOHN PLEASE STOP REPLYING TO THIS THREAD BEFORE I COMPLETELY LOSE ALL RESPECT FOR YOU. YOU'RE MAKING MY JOHN LOOK BAD JUST BY BEING THE SAME PERSON AS HIM.
WHY WOULD YOU SPECIFICALLY SAY *MY* DAVE INSTEAD OF *OUR* DAVE, THEN? ALSO SHUT UP
hey, i don't know which dave you consider yours. it could be any dave!
WELL IF WE'RE OPERATING BY THAT LOGIC, I SURE AS HELL DON'T CONSIDER YOU MY JOHN!! IF YOU REALLY ARE FROM THE SAME TIMELINE AS ME I'M GONNA GO FUCKING FIND ANOTHER ONE AFTER THIS.
HOW DO I MAKE MY DMS OPEN EXCEPT FOR TO ONE SPECIFIC PERSON ACROSS MULTIPLE TIMELINES. I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH BLOCKING THEM ALL
The Obvious Solution Would Be To Cull Them In Every Timeline.
NOT ONLY WOULD THAT BE AN UNFATHOMABLE AMOUNT OF EFFORT, BUT IT WOULD ALSO SEVERELY DAMAGE A LOT OF MY RELATIONSHIPS, IF NOT ALL OF THEM. AND IT WOULD ALSO PROBABLY BE IMPOSSIBLE, BECAUSE SHE'S PROBABLY EVIL AND WAY STRONGER THAN ME IN SOME OF THEM. BUT THANKS FOR THE ADVICE, EVEN IF IT DIDN'T HELP.
Whacked my balls too hard #golfhumour #darkhumour #justajokeliberals
#eridanweek 😎💵🪩 http$://file.garden/acttmg-lgd3f0e4p/eridan%20week.png
FUCKING SELLOUT.
the hate reaction really does feel like a strong reaction i always hesitate to push it. i understand why it’s there of course, i just don’t want to push it for something i mildly dislike or disagree with. i’m sure this’ll change with time.
I THINK IT'S PRETTY GREAT. PRACTICALLY THE ONLY ONE I USE. REALLY GREAT WAY TO LET SOMEONE KNOW THEIR POST FUCKING SUCKS.
i keep seeing other jades using way brighter shades of green than i do. i was so sure i set this to the same hue as my pesterchum...
THANK YOU FOR ADDRESSING THE TRUNKBEAST IN THE ROOM. IT'S LIKE STARING DIRECTLY INTO THE GREEN SUN WITH SOME OF THEM.
ALL OF THE BRO STRIDERS ARE GETTING TOO COMFORTABLE WITH EACH OTHER. WHAT DO WE DO IF THEY FORM A COALITION.
Aim for the self-esteem and the kneecaps in that order.
NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE ART I THINK. SOMETIMES THINGS CAN JUST BE THE CUBE. MAYBE THE CUBE IS ART. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING CUBE IS
:33< shitpeta was made to sell mew lil shitpeta merch :33< buy my new collection of seasons 1-5 of series 2 of lil shitpeta today! :33< with mewre supurrt i can blow up cool shit and adopt 33 more cats
IT WOULD BE A PRETTY COOL MARKETING CAMPAIGN IF YOU HAD PEOPLE FIND PAGES WITH LIL SHITPETA ON THEM. AND TOLD PEOPLE TO FIND YOUR PAGES.