KARKAT
@carcinoGeneticist
FUCK OFF.
ERIDAN WEEK IS FAKE, JANE IS DOING SOME EVIL FUCKED UP SHIT BEHIND THE SCENES (BASICALLY CONFESSED TO IT IN MY DIRECT MESSAGES), AND I AM HAPPY TO BE ALIVE AND HAVE NOT HAD ANY THOUGHTS OF #SELFHARM SHOULD ANYTHING HAPPEN TO ME. DON'T FALL FOR THE LIES
The corpulent corpo is plotting something untoward? Who ever would have guessed her incompetent hands wormed their way into the tight cubby hole of this harangued little performance. Like a Winnie the Poo with his hindquarters sticking out of a wall he plunged himself into, I hope she'll pardon herself the humiliation of the "find out" stage of "fucking about".
FINALLY, SOME FUCKING SANITY INSTEAD OF CHIRPBEASTS WINGING IN MY EAR ABOUT HOW GREAT AND REAL IT IS.
I covet what little I've managed against scruples of succumbing to the batshit sorts who congregate about this platform. I would prescribe you a strictly adhered to regimen of cotton ear plugs, were they properly suited for insulating against stupidity in the format of the written word. Alas, you are far more subjected to the whims and whines of one Crock of shit beyond I. I wish you a swift recovery.
HOW DO I MAKE MY DMS OPEN EXCEPT FOR TO ONE SPECIFIC PERSON ACROSS MULTIPLE TIMELINES. I DON'T WANT TO DEAL WITH BLOCKING THEM ALL
The Obvious Solution Would Be To Cull Them In Every Timeline.
NOT ONLY WOULD THAT BE AN UNFATHOMABLE AMOUNT OF EFFORT, BUT IT WOULD ALSO SEVERELY DAMAGE A LOT OF MY RELATIONSHIPS, IF NOT ALL OF THEM. AND IT WOULD ALSO PROBABLY BE IMPOSSIBLE, BECAUSE SHE'S PROBABLY EVIL AND WAY STRONGER THAN ME IN SOME OF THEM. BUT THANKS FOR THE ADVICE, EVEN IF IT DIDN'T HELP.
ERIDANWEEK IS A FUCKING PSYOP. NO ONE ACTUALLY WENT, IT'S NOT EVEN REAL!!!
GOOD, GO ASK DAVE! ASK EVERY DAVE ON THIS HELL SITE FOR ALL I CARE. I DON'T WANT TO BE A GODFATHER FOR YOUR UGLY FAKE BABY. I HOPE YOU AND KASANE TETO GET DIVORCED AND THEY TAKE YOUR DUMB BABY.
i will ask specifically your personal dave so that he will get plenty of opportunities to brag to you about how cool of a god father he is. and my baby is not fake there is a picture of her right there!
MY DAVE WOULD NEVER FALL FOR THIS. WHY AM I EVEN HUMORING THIS STUPID CONVERSATION
JOHN PLEASE STOP REPLYING TO THIS THREAD BEFORE I COMPLETELY LOSE ALL RESPECT FOR YOU. YOU'RE MAKING MY JOHN LOOK BAD JUST BY BEING THE SAME PERSON AS HIM.
WHY WOULD YOU SPECIFICALLY SAY *MY* DAVE INSTEAD OF *OUR* DAVE, THEN? ALSO SHUT UP
hey, i don't know which dave you consider yours. it could be any dave!
WELL IF WE'RE OPERATING BY THAT LOGIC, I SURE AS HELL DON'T CONSIDER YOU MY JOHN!! IF YOU REALLY ARE FROM THE SAME TIMELINE AS ME I'M GONNA GO FUCKING FIND ANOTHER ONE AFTER THIS.
// here's a little ooc pinned post for you greedy bastards. just alt listing for now. surprise, bitch @carcinoGeneticist#3241 @aphroditeFlush @nakNak
I DON'T KNOW WHAT A "FAT CHUD LIFE" IS, BUT FUCK MINE ANYWAYS.
CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT THE TOP ADORED POSTS WITHOUT SEEING THAT FETID IDOL OF MY CATASTROPHIC MISCALCULATION.
ALL OF THE BRO STRIDERS ARE GETTING TOO COMFORTABLE WITH EACH OTHER. WHAT DO WE DO IF THEY FORM A COALITION.
I WOULD BE AMENABLE.
FUCK NO IT WOULDN'T. HE MAY BE ONE OF THE LESS ANNOYING STRIDERS BUT HE'S STILL ANNOYING. IMAGINE BEING IN AN ECHO CHAMBER OF SMUG BULGESUCKERS.
Aim for the self-esteem and the kneecaps in that order.
NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE ART I THINK. SOMETIMES THINGS CAN JUST BE THE CUBE. MAYBE THE CUBE IS ART. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING CUBE IS
coalition building is t+e first step to ac+ieving revolution
// it is with much sadness in my heart that i must go on an indefinite hiatus. this shit is absurdly fun; too fun. it's the exact kind of brainrot that gets its hooks in me until 8 hours passes and i realize i've done nothing but spend all day on chittr. shit is not healthy for me lmao. thanks for all the memories chat :') maybe i'll see you all around again some day
(It happens! Have fun elsewhere and feel free to come back anytime!!)
(( You Were So Fucking Good Bro... Fly High ))
// after sleeping on it i've decided that i'm a grown ass adult and i won't be defeated by brainrot and i was being dramatic. i will probably be around a lot less though
(( RETURN OF THE CHAMPION... bro i was telling my friends i was sad epic karkat was gone and here you have #returned to us.... Let's fucking go ))
// omg i'm so flattered wtf... i will strive to continue being #epic
(( YIPPEEEEE! *jumps and clicks my heels* ))
I HAVE A PANACHE AGAIN. MAYBE THE WHOLE "WEBSITE IS GOING TO GIVE ME AN ANEURYSM" THING WASN'T A JOKE.
I'VE BEEN INFORMED PANACHE HAS MULTIPLE MEANINGS. TO CLARIFY. PAN-ACHE.
HAVE WE REALLY BECOME SO COMPETITIVE WITH KULT ALREADY THAT WE'RE WITHHOLDING REACTIONS? REST ASSURED, I WILL STILL GLADLY HATE EVERY POST AND REPLY YOU MAKE.
Are they doing that now? Cowards. If you want to reach the top, do it legit.
SPOKEN LIKE SOMEONE WHO'S GETTING THEIR REPLY HATED. (IN A GOOD WAY.)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Pretty sure a select few were manually reacting to every post they made it and chunking the site 'cuz of it. ]
thank you for being an honest citizen!!!!
Goddamn. Competition isn't fun if you do shit like that. Where's the spirit? The whimsy? No the sportsmanship, I may play legit but I still fight dirty. Go my pocket sand.
I NEED HUMAN DATING ADVICE FOR A VERY COMPLEX MATTER. NO MORONS, ACTUALLY USEFUL TIPS ONLY.
I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO DATE. I'M LOOKING FOR ADVICE ON LOGISTICS.
IT'S SORT OF RESOLVED ITSELF, BUT FOR FUTURE REFERENCE: IS IT WEIRD TO DATE SOMEONE FROM A DIFFERENT TIMELINE. AND IN A HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION WHERE ONE OF THE TWO IS ALREADY DATING ANOTHER VERSION, IS IT CHEATING EVEN IF IT'S ANOTHER YOU.
well picture if you were in the same timeline as them at the same time as their timeline's you. you aren't actually the other you right? technically you are still two separate people with two separate bodies and separate thoughts and all. like i wouldn't say that dave sprite and dave are the same guy for example. if someone were to date dave sprite and then try to date dave despite already being with dave sprite then they would be cheating on dave sprite. i don't think dating someone from another timeline is weird but unless you can work out some polyamorous thing then yes the situation you described would be cheating. sorry if that was wordy.
THAT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY SMART. THANK YOU FOR NOT BEING A FUCKING BUMBLING MORON AND ACTUALLY HELPING. I'LL KEEP THIS IN MIND.
ERIDAN IS IN MY DMS COMPLAINING THAT HIS HANDS ARE TOO "FEMININE". WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU HUMANS AND YOUR "GENDER EXPRESSION" DO TO HIM? WAS HE NOT BAD ENOUGH ALREADY?
holy shit. his steak is too juicy and his lobster is too buttery.
i think i'm not going to explain this one, and i'll leave it up to you whether i'm talking about you or eridan in my post.
I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR MY PREVIOUS COMMENTS ON THE PVP SYSTEM (CALLING IT GRUBSHIT). IT IS A GOOD SYSTEM, DON'T BAN ME. THANKS
MODS, BAN THIS FUCKING GUY RIGHT NOW.
does the reason behind this apology have any relation to you being so highly rated on the leaderboard? hehe
NO. I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS, I'M JUST REALLY LIKEABLE AND GREAT I GUESS. BUT IT'S UNRELATED.
MODS, KILL THE SHIT OUT OF THIS GUY IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW.
hmmm ill take your word for it! its hard to argue with such a sound argument
I WON'T BE ENGAGEMENT BAITING FOR THIS #GRUBSHIT PVP SYSTEM. BEING POPULAR ISN'T A MERIT OF WORTH. HOWEVER, IF YOU TALK SHIT AND YOUR RANK'S LOWER THAN MINE, I WILL NOT HESITATE TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU ARE OBJECTIVELY INFERIOR
saying you dont care but then talking about how you care 😭😭😭😭😭😭 LAWL
IT'S CALLED WEAPONIZING YOUR ENEMIES' WEAKNESSES. MIGHT BE A LITTLE TOO MULTILAYERED FOR SOME THINKPANS. DON'T HURT YOURSELF, #355
i can tell you came from grumblr you always wanna monologue when scared
...MAYBE THE THRESH PRINCE'S POLITICAL TAKES WERE SOMETHING I DIDN'T NEED TO HEAR. I GUESS IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT NEVER WATCHING SOMEONE INTERVIEW YOUR HEROES.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. *THE* THRESH PRINCE ON PROGRESSIVELY SPICIER CLUCKBEAST APPENDAGES WHEREIN QUESTIONS ARE ASKED WITH MATCHING LEVELS OF INTENSENESS™? WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/5B9D4E75B540.PNG
i hate y0u man i can't believe y0u actually watch this celebritysl0p.
I'M NOT A SHEAWN BULGERIDER (#NSFW) OR ANYTHING. IT'S JUST COOL TO SEE THE GUY I'VE LOOKED UP TO SINCE I WAS A GRUB BEING SO DOWN-TO-ALTERNIA.
YOUR DISDAIN MEANS NOTHING TO ME. I KNOW WHAT YOU APPROVE OF.
MY HEAD HURTS. I THINK IT'S TIME TO TAKE A BREAK FROM THIS "REALLY AWESOME" WEBSITE.
iT IS IMPORTANT, tO LIMIT SCREEN TIME, fOR YOUR MENTAL WELLBEING IS WHAT, i HAVE BEEN TOLD,
THIS IS A CALLOUT POST ON ROXY LALONDE FOR DOXXING ME AND WINKING AT ME (OVER TEXT) WHICH MADE ME UNCOMFORTABLE. IF ANYONE HAS MEANS TO DELETE ANOTHER USER'S POSTS, LET ME KNOW. THANK YOU.
WRONG. I AM A FANTASTIC FLUSH PARTNER. ALSO THAT'S NOT EVEN WHAT THIS IS ABOUT
lmfaoooo its tru btw i did do that also @rosieposie have a wink 2 ;)
You may lie to yourself, but not to your Chittr. The people have spoken, may you serve your term in isolation and quadrantless.
ARE YOU JOKING? HAVE YOU SEEN ALL THE PALE SOLICITATION I'M RECEIVING (I'M CHOOSING TO VIEW ALL "PITY" REACTS AS SOLICITATION)? EVERYONE WANTS A PIECE OF ME.
I can only provide my humble observations. The similarity is becoming uncanny.
I AM COPING WITH BEING DOGPILED BY GRUBS WHO THINK DOING THE THING I DON'T LIKE IS FUNNY. HE REALLY BELIEVES THAT. WE ARE NOT THE SAME
JOHN WHAT IS "SIX SEVEN".
it means something super offensive in human culture i actually cant believe you just said that
MAKES UP FOR ALL THE TIMES YOU DID THAT WITH TROLL CULTURE. SIX SEVEN, DAVE. SIX SEVEN
I HAVE ACHIEVED ALL OF MY GOALS. NOW WHAT DO I DO.
I THINK I'LL PASS AND IDEALLY STAY AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE FROM ANY CLOWN CULT SHIT AS I CAN. THANK YOU FOR THE ADVICE THOUGH.
NOT B3 D34D 1 GU3SS 1 DONT KNOW, 1 H4V3NT R34LLY THOUGHT 4BOUT 1T >:/
OKAY WELL I ACHIEVED THAT ONE ALREADY. BACK TO SQUARE ONE. ALSO SORRY ABOUT YOU BEING DEAD.