takker vantas
@causticGenome
dont like me? blow up. coming to you live from earth c most unserious vantas. i like metal music and hockey
shortys like a millipede
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no offense but im fucking #flexing
do nooooot let an ozempic twink top bruh 🤦 he just slid in fuckin bones n all #nsfw
((This made me fucking howl I’m hanging this chit on my wall LMAO))
goopert laying with his ass so close to my face is dangerous one fart and im dead
maybe if i just shove it back into its frame reeeaaaaal careful-like no one will even know #genius
goregle how to repair door in communal hivestem hallway urgent fuck fuuuuck
Convince everyone that there was never a door to begin with. You could make it a whole thing even.
erm.... >.> https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/02/Untitled446_20260403011112.png
laying on the floor holding my knee and hissing in pain a la peter griffin #pain #ouch #help
hit the whip so hard i think i pulled something #help
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((another day another ooc post takker is an earth c descendant of karkat, and is probably the most odd vantas oc i've seen. he's a metal enjoyer and a jock, enjoys hockey, baseball, and soccer. he is fucking Huge (6'9) and wide and hairy. he/him, gay trans man he is the hivemate of blizan @terminatedAlgorithm living in a hivestem in a troll subgrub named DESTROIT #canthaveshitindestroit ectobaby with heavy dave and karkat influence his voiceclaim is moistcr1tikal expect #nsfw and #substance related posts as per usual with my ocs #ooc #pinned
18 naked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch big, hard, throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked 18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked cowboys in the showers at ram ranch on their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks ram ranch really rocks #nsfw #lyricposting
the musicians of earth c wish they could come close to even being a fraction of a genius as the composer of ram ranch but theyre stuck on terra firma haplessly reaching toward stardom like it even matters when they lost before they even began #deep
goopert repost for the morning crowd https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/01/Untitled445_20260402013001.png
ancestor review: why are all the alts ive met massive fucking dweebs
where do you TThiink you goTT TThaTT TTraiiTT from iin TThe fiir2TT place
goopert cleaning himself in the corner of my lightless respiteblock sounding like an old man sloppily eating chili like his life depends on it
goopert is actually a sloppy *young* man thank you very much and if i had to hear it you all have to hear about it thats the rules
I KNOW A VERY GOOD RECIPE FOR UNCLE JIBRIL'S GO FUCK YOURSELF FELIDAE CHILI
i got insulted by an alternate of my ancestor on chittr dot ing and all i got was this stupid t shirt (and insulted)
goopert tax https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/01/Untitled445_20260402013001.png
if goopert isnt the most impressive specimen of the felidae persuasion youve seen on this site today im killing us both btw
YOU KNOW I WILL HAND IT TO YOU THIS IS THR MOST IMPRESSIVE FELIDAE CREATURE I'VE SEEN IN THE LAST TWENTY-FOUR HOURS
wow incredible look at him what a guy just absolutely bonkers insane presence id do anything for him i think just wonderful simply amazing great content
goopert laying on me never ever ever kill yourself. there might ☝️ ve a purrbeast
I HAVE SEEN MULTIPPE PURRBEASTS THEY HAVE NOT IMPRESSED ME ONE BIT
bestie i call myself a bastard all the time as a badge of honor, surely you can do better than that