takker vantas
@causticGenome
he/HIM and gayyyy least serious vantas metal music, hockey, and hittin' the gym earth c
its okay to find me attractivve an still hate me i knoww its confusin for some a you but dont wworry i wwont tell anyone
ive experienced more attraction looking at a shriveled up piece of roadkill
ALso LadIeS. GeNTlemAn. And EVerYOnE In BETWEen. HaVinG a MassIVE cOck DoesN'T NeCESSarILY A GooD LovER MakE. IF ThEy DoN'T KnOW WhAt They'Re DoInG beyOND "BeATin UP ThAT PussAy" then WHAT'S the FuckING pOiNT. #nsfw
literalllyyyyyyy like size dont mean shit if you dont know how to fuckin handle the thing
wait are we posting our "tits" for no gain other than attention
i dont do it just for attention big dog i also do it for the love of da game
why's every oone poostin' shirtless pictures noow?
trollbama wanted to see big beefy men and who am i to deny a request from the president himself
#nsfw #suggestive #bigbeefymen okaaaay here's the third one https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/118354228_Rr8VmIGLZAsn4Bq.png
tummy. 0u0
hi trollba,ma its an old pic but its all i got on hand #bigbeefymen https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/118173153_OnTpOy3J9eMQUDz.png
oooohhhh my moiiraiil ii2 gonna be 2oooo dii2appoiinTTed wiiTTh me iif 2he fiind2 ouTT
@resonantReprise hey gurl bliz did a fucky wucky agaaaaiiiiinnnnnn
an adderall, a piiece of caffeiine gum, and a rock2TTar energy are parTT of a balanced breakfa2TT
no fucking god damn way i'm getting an infomercial for an AI powered rice cooker HELLOOOOO? DO YOU THINK YOURE MOTHERFUCKING **JUICERO??**
I guess I should think of a name for the thing now that I'm stuck with him.
btw ths is my ugly son who i luv nd hate https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6985.jpeg
sometimes i feel like im missing out on something by not having a typing quirk but then i remember i hate reading all of your typing quirks and i stop caring
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what? i dont know what backslash forwardslash backslash forwardslash backslash forwardslash backslash forwardslash means
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[You deserved t#@t for your stup!d fuck!ng typ!ng qu!rk.]
₍^. .^₎⟆ My globes get !n the way wh!le ! type >:(꠹
Ain’t no true days off when yer runnin a farm. 🍎
It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.
break it down bitch lemme see you back it up
dont be horny around me im an empath ):B #nsfw -ish
hm i have misunderstood what that means
>+. INTRODUCING AN ELDRITCH BEING TO DETHKLOK IS REALLY FUNNY I RECOMMEND MORE PEOPLE TRY .+<
📝 noted for if i ever meet som kind of eldritch entity