♦ pitied by @causticGenome

thinking about ganderbulb licking today (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid arisen, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
hm i have misunderstood what that means
found hiim -_- [ Picture attached to post. Takker on top of a giant display globe inside of the Costco, being lifted like a kitten by the scruff via Blizan's red and blue psionics, the energy crackling around the other troll like electricity. Takker is smiling and waving at the camera with his own phone in hand. ]
4R3 GR4NOL4 B4RS SUPPOS3D TO BURN YOUR THRO4T 4ND M4K3 YOU DROOL UNCONTROLL4BLY >:?
the way i had to read that over and over
my TType ii2 uhhh uhmmm ii donTT fuckiing know. 2omeone who wanTT me. 2iirii 2end chiiTT

ppl dont talk enough abt how fucking HUNGRY testsoterone makes u like holy fuck i need to tear up some fast food rn

gomen small horn havers

- Me too! Hahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
why the hell would i have a bowl or a spoon it comes with a lid
trying to curate a fantroll-centric feed, react to this w/ fantrolls pleaseeee
dont gotta tell everyone about that part cmon
iig buTT faiir warniing ii could be one TToo-long bliink away from conkiing ouTT lmao
how can miirror2 be real iif our eye2 arenTT real #deep #TThoughTTprovokiing
each day ii wii2h ii could hurTT you








