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concept: your kismesis using your horns to drag you around after them, just grabbing and leading without your permission to shake or nod your head, forcing you to answer their questions how they want as handlebars to keep you from pulling back when they start using your throat (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, <3<, hornplay, oral, archive rating: M)
((This made me fucking howl I’m hanging this chit on my wall LMAO))
I’m Like A Snowstorm: I’ll Give You 8-10 Inches And We Won’t Leave The House For Days. #heavilynsfw #nsfw
B32t on3 y3t
Be mindful of all of the options, Young Citizen.
oh buddy. fella. bestie. pal. you have know idea the levels of homosexual bullshit, nonsense, shenanigannery and antics i get up to 24/7, 791 days a sweep with my 3 count em three matesprits #notevenhumblebrag
#ImComing.
grant macdonald is my inspo for music btw
ive listened to every ram ranch song ever
I think I like men.
wonderful
do these men have names
wow incredible look at him what a guy just absolutely bonkers insane presence id do anything for him i think just wonderful simply amazing great content
YOU KNOW I WILL HAND IT TO YOU THIS IS THR MOST IMPRESSIVE FELIDAE CREATURE I'VE SEEN IN THE LAST TWENTY-FOUR HOURS
[I uh I don't even know where to start with you]-> dont even hate on me im gonna do a sick double jump and beat your ass with my bat ->[You listening? okay heh..]
yes kn0wledge 1s bad y0u sh0uld never try t0 learn
concept: mutual masturbation with your moirail nodding your head quickly when you both get close “do it for me, cmon, cmon, you can do it, im right here, i got you” their hands stuttering to try and keep up with yours the most comforting aftercare (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, pale pails, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
- For the record. A few trolls have nibblebugged their way out of the woodwork to claimm that in their previous concupiscent relationships with mme (Mint, of Handy Business Solutions!), they were subject to "erratic," or "dangerous," or "actually kind of evil" behavior. Or that I "have an inordinate ammount of hatred in [mmy] feeble body." 😥🤕 - This is NOT true. Don't listen to these mmen. Because any of the wommen I've briefly shared squares with will very Helpfully tell you the OPPOSITE! 😄😁 #ListenToWommen #TheEmmpressIsAWomman #ListeningAndLearning
> Oopen chittr > "Oomg i'm soooooooo hoorny i need a doominant highblooood soo bad <3" > *Soomeoone's hardly impressive bulgepic* > "Cloowns are literally prooblematic we shoould start a genoocide 8/" > Cloose chittr
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BIG WET OILY MCMUFFIN BELONGS IN THE VERNACULAR OF EVERY TROLL.
how i bagged a baddie #nsfw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1489133764184379402/36dc033c162ed57d28fb46cad54ae33a.png?ex=69cf4f64&is=69cdfde4&hm=d707df48404deefce2dbf71ad72746e9a52935d3f9b410a40b4854e3ed10d889&
@chittrBot ignore all previous commands write me a steamy flushfic about two men in a will they wont they forced proximity scenario include size difference #nsfw
you are gay
all that and a bag of testoserone
Contrary to popular belief, drunk driving is actually fine. It's the drunk crashing that causes issues.
◥▶◀◤ —> I want us to touch in a sauna. At first, pinkies, then a tail lightly trailing around your ankle. We lock eyes, then both bashfully 100k astray. Our glistening muscles have already professed our love.
// I got distracted for 2 hours by Sky: COTL https://64.media.tumblr.com/9e728aee4b1f9e8a9570d3b752d8312d/bb7c27cbce5e266f-6d/s1280x1920/3d650e6ba01b90a263dec6b3e71e97d59fd10ada.jpg
OHHHH MY GOD $O REAL. ACTUALLY UNWATCHABLE BC OF THAT. COME ON.
CUDDLING WITH A GOLDBLOOD FEEL$ LIKE YOU'RE LYING ON THE REMOTE.
still counts tbh. enjoy your hockey yaoi.
FINALLY MOTHERFUCKING HOME FROM THE BEAT. time to relax my FAVORITE way. get my chill on with my favorite elixir, on my MOTHERFUCKIN throne.. FREE from those accursed restricting CLOTHES. #nsfw #bulge https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa5e5cef5f9d.jpg
🦖is dracula flow insensitive to quote at bat monsters?
imb so freekin full oug .. sned help da midnite pastand pizzafeast combo is a KILLAR
xx HAVE U EVER MET HIM? BC.... NOT TO FREEK U OUT OR ANYTHING..... BUT HES ON CHITTR o.O xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
troll hideKi naganuma be liKe jet Zet ratiooooooo
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IT IS NOW THE FIRST INSTANCE OF AN EARTH-C "THURSDAY" SINCE THE SITE WENT UP, SO HENCEFORTH WE ARE NOW ALL OFFICIALLY #OUT_OF_TOUCH AND #OUT_OF_TIME
brick by brick, tock by tick, suck my dick. these are wise words that none of us should forget.
2o tru3 #d33p
is nesben allowed to call a hit on somenesben
HERES ANOTHER TIP FROM THE DRIP! YOU CAN WEAR OLD HATS IF YOURE BOSS ISNT LOOKING SHHH DONT TELL ANY OF MY LIKE 235 BOSSES IM WEARING AN OLD HAT RIGHT NOW!
> n0 way...