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congratulations
⦓ Congratulations! ⦔
might.i.speak.to.you.in.dms.then?
ah.specifically.any.cloistered.jades.with.information.regarding.mother.grub.eggs,.not.matriorbs.to.make.other.mother.grubs.but.rather.the.biological.components.with.which.a.mother.grub.takes.genetic.information.and.sequences.them.in.order.to.make.an.egg.from.which.a.grub.might.hatch such.information.would.probably.be.in.the.content.as.required.reading.for.a.cloistered.jade.seeking.to.become.a.midwife.to.said.mothergrub i.would.like.to.get.my.hands.on.such.information.to.assist.my.friend.florid.here
#olive 8ut also any jades wanna. hit me up for something I need. genetic sequences or may8e just some tissue samples I don’t know @normalEveryday 8ack me up here
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I sw♧♤r th♧ str♧ss is g♧tting t♡ m♧. First I g♡t h♧♤t str♡♢♧ (luc♢y, c♡nsid♧ring I c♡uld h♤v♧ b♧♧n burnt t♡ ♤ crisp inst♧♤d), th♧n I g♡t ♤ fuc♢ing r♤sh fr♡m ♡n♧ ♡f th♧ #grubs r♡lling ♤r♡und in s♡m♧thing, th♧n I g♡t ♤ fuc♢ing sinus inf♧cti♡n b♧c♤us♧ ♡n♧ ♡f my c♡-w♡r♢♧rs th♡ught grub s♤f♧ty w♤s ♡pti♡n♤l, ♤nd th♧n w♧ h♤v♧ myst♧ri♡us bl♧♧ding fr♡m wh♡ fuc♢ing ♢n♡ws wh♧r♧ b♧c♤us♧ i d♡n't h♤v♧ ♤ny injuri♧s ♤nd I d♡n't t♡uch ♡th♧r p♧♡pl♧ ♧n♡ugh t♡ g♧t th♧ir bl♡♡d ♡n m♧. Wh♤t th♧ fuc♢ h♤s b♧♧n th♧s♧ l♤st c♡upl♧ wip♧s???
I’m -o-o-nt-o-o- y-o-o-u Eridan
I Am Walking Into The Woods, I Sure Hope I Don't Get Hit By A Flying Projectile Rock Of Some Sort.
COOL ROCK FOUND. M4NE. GO4NG TO. LAUNCH 4T SP4N STYLE. A4MELESS. 4NTO WOODS. WATCH OUT. FOR ROCK
D---> It is fine, but do take care of yourself and not over do it ne%t time.
✦damn a lϕtta things gϕing ϕn with matesprits tϕday✦
｢(´∀｀*) nani!?!? who!?!?!( ・`ω・´) megane-san will protecc!｣
-=[putss out a bowl of food ffor the stray catboys_☺]=-
>>| there .are some trolls who .are too much pathetic. like... they just go .and .ask "can we please pail?" .and .i .answer "who .are you? go .away" before you go .and try to hump someone .on the loungeplank, perhaps you should .ask .about them first. .i mean, their personality, their hobbies, their .ideas, .interests .and more. .of course .unless .it's just for .a .one night then .alright. go for .it. go pail .and fill the buckets. #nsfw
ah, mine are more frequently >.> >~< o.o though still on account of vaguely resembling me and, some might say my lusus or whatever but i don’t see a resemblance there
Currently writing! And d⚣n't w⚣rry I'll p⚣st it t⚣ chittr when I'm d⚣ne with it 030
⚣h man this fanfic might be a little l⚣ng f⚣r chittr 0-0 Sh⚣uld I p⚣st it in parts?? Sh⚣uld I space them ⚣ut f⚣r anticipati⚣n? Hmm... That'll be ann⚣ying t⚣ read in full I'll just keep pushing thr⚣ugh and h⚣pe it d⚣esn't hit the character limit 030. (if it d⚣es I'll just p⚣st the sec⚣nd half in the replies ;p) #ya⚣ip⚣sting
ʚ( I Need S♡me♡ne Big T♡ D♡minate Me Rn #tbh #suggestive #nsfw )ɞ
WΛs c◊∩t๑mplΛti∩g shΛvi∩g Λ∩d ◊∩๑ ◊f #myt◊ys scr๑Λm๑d i∩ Λg◊∩y Λt just th๑ c◊∩c๑pt
〔•෴•〕 < Google "Twinks with stomach bulges." #NSFW #GOOGLE / *yuck, yuck!*
when im craving shitty cookies but i already packed away my easybake oven set #relatable
0h g0d I am such a pervert I am disgusting I am a degenerate I am a freak -is thinking 0f missi0nary with kissing and eye c0ntact- #nsfw
awww cute !! for you
MAtES, I'd SUck It Up In A vAcUUm! I SAw It oncE In A movIE.. dont rEmEmbEr It mUch..
write more poetry
gorgeous!
FINALLYYYYYYYY CONTENT MEANT FOR ME
>>| .i'm feeling horny .and sleepy. what should .i do... #boynook #nsfw #hornyposting
this will happen to you too 8tw
... Hm. I was b/inded by justice, I fear.
Yearning So Hard It Make Me Wanna Throw Up
⚞ SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #nsfw ⚟
it was !! we ate raw fish at a nice restaurant, then hung out at his hive for awhile !! we've already planned the second
also sorry I've 8een dead lately I am still emotionally reeling from #mydate and the shrimp emotions have yet to cease #yearning
* got it, got it * good information to have out there of you for sure
✿ uhhh if u saw me on the news causing havok dat was not me actually dat was liek my evil twin breaking into the mcgrubbles glubway an little sleazers
3> Thank you. Do you like my buckteeth? <3
ur s⚣ fuckn cute dude it's lw⚣kye a mircale urn⚣t getting ur n⚣⚣k filled 24/6 y⚣ud sereve it ;) #nsfw #suggestive
On The Topic, Did You Know It Actually Curls Inside Of You After A Certain Point And You Can Feel It Constricting When They're That Size? That Is If It's Pliable Enough. I Can't Imagine The Alternative, Some Of You Would Certainly Kill A Troll Or Two. #nsfwe? #nsfc #remembertobecareful
I'm Afraid None Of The Underwear I Personally Love Is Advisable For Beings With Perpetually External Genitals. It Will " Hang Out ", As It Were.
if only a tall masculine buff man were to pound my twink ass out... #nsfw
got too disstracted tthinking about giant bulgess, tthe highbloodss are gaining on me #nssfw
Boy butts send. chitt #suggestive
G(o)(o)D f(o)r y(o)u buDDy!
“Concerned by the lack of intellectual clowns on this platform. Plenty of HONKs and HAHAs. A sore absence of THOUGHTS and INTROSPECTIONs.“ (Zirzot 96).
i ♀hink i wen♀ ♀oo harDD wi♀h myself las♀ nigh♀ my nook hur♀s
>>| maybe. just maybe. .i'm .a bit horny... .and .i may have .a desire to get choked .on .a big fat bone bulge right now. #nsfw #suggestive
You can fit more bottles up your ass than you think...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
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scrollin chittr with my ppants ooff, tthe wway ggod iintended
You could Try dancing ❤︎ Though I admiT I’m a biT biased on ThaT one ❤︎ I hear kniTTing is also very nice ❤︎ Of course ❤︎ you live in The caverns ❤︎ so you could Try To Take up rock climbing as well ❤︎ WhaTever you end up doing ❤︎ I do hope you enjoy iT ❤︎
I mean congrats
#Oh! #Uh #Okay!
Oh ❤︎ ThaT’s so sweeT ❤︎ WhaT a lovely way To hive unchosen grubs ❤︎
Oh ❤︎ you’re jusT adorable ❤︎ Is ThaT whaT The inside of The caverns look like ❤︎ I’ve never been ❤︎
=oXO i hope you get a chance to rest¡ =oXO
=oXO there,s something so genuinely relieving about having a really hectic night yesterday and then i get hive i rest for a bit i look at chittr and there,s just some silly things happening''' the world is right''' everything,s gonna be okay'''' =oXO
aight tiMMe for another of MMy faMMous MMicahh vagueposts get ready here we go okay he pisses MMe the fuck off
Oh ❤︎ how kind of you To share ❤︎ IT gives me someThing nice To Think abouT ❤︎
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- You can't be to=o nervous sit=tin there talking about humping pil=lows. -
lors of prep And pt|ence :) u cn do |t!!!
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა yearning hours...૮꒰˶•༝•˶꒱ა I need my nook to be fingered and spread open until I make a puddle under me ໒꒰ྀི˶>˕<˶꒱ྀི১ and by the time I think you're finally done playing with me I'm whining and trying to squirm away ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა but you hold me still for your bulge which stretches me open far more than I can take comfortably ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა and it makes me sob but it all fits inside which is the important thing and by the time you finish pailing me and put me in your lap or by your feet my pan is mush and all I know is my place ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა #nsfw #nsfwe Ი𐑼
oomfie quhhadreacted me hhhnhhhngngnn ghhhnhhhnnng hhhnhhhnhhhnhhhnhhhngnn
fxxlxng txxch stxrvxd txnxght 3: wxsh x hxd sxmxxnx tx cxddlx wxth, scxlxmxtxs xrxn't thx sxmx ;-;
#NSFW I NEED HIM GRABBING MY BULGE AND SAYING HOW PRETTY I LOOK WHINNING AND BEGGING FOR HIM.
I'll be messagin' ya in the m[]rnin']:-)
| LUVS |t bb omgmgm good hole GR8 BLUGE 10/10 no ntoes
IT’s so cuTe seeing all The sad liTTle weT rags of men This websiTe has To offer ❤︎ All The love in The world for Them ❤︎ Mwah ❤︎
Oh ❤︎ you poor Thing ❤︎ There’s no need To be ❤︎ I don’T biTe ❤︎ Unless you ask nicely ❤︎
i wonder if people like my hair up or down better >X3 anyway heres a self13! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14f5fed22c9e.png
W3 lIk3 T(o) g3T fr3aky In kaIn3 T(o)Wn
>>| floor. cold floor. .is nice. .it .is so nice. the floor. .in my hive. just resting .on .it. so good .uhhh.
pls post plsss
no |s ok|e bb | ws jus mk|ng sure ur ok :) |tsss not Annnyon|ng At All
being teased for hhhnouhhrs on end hhhnhhhnghhhng youhhr nook is puhhffy and thhhnrobbing withhhn need, only for thhhnem to slap it, cauhhsing jolts of pleasuhhre to be sent thhhnrouhhghhhnouhht youhhr body hhhnhhhnggn #nsfw