♦ pitied by @chimericalBurlesque
Received an invitation to a charity event. Upon confirming my attendance, the organizer reached out and specifically requested the presence of my Secretary of Defense and ensured I was aware the dress code is formal. #WhatDatMean
it needs to be known that personal messages are always open but please refrain from sending more then one pick of your woo … it does not look better at a different angle #nsfw
Disaster struck last night. Had a run in with a higher level monster while exploring a cavern- managed to take it down, but not without an injury. The bastard took a decent chunk out of my side. I don't think its fatal, but what a waste of good pink... Hurts too. Ugh. I apologize in advance if the blood loss results in some less than dignified posting.
>so quick round up >went to a club >got a couple drinks and got on the dance floor >guy who knows me (i broke his leg and threw him out a window in no particular order) spots me and starts making threats >I tell him he can go shove his new metal foot up his ass and step off >decides he doesn't like that. we get in a fight, people make way, next thing i know im on my back on a table, he's trying to hatesnog me while I'm decking the side of his chest. >still not getting off. grab a horn and twist, breaking it and sticking it in his eyesocket. he flails, smashing my nose by accident but im able to kick him off, reeling into security. >they kick him out, now I'm sittin at the bar with cotton up my nose and a drink in my hand... wont be good if i meet that guy again, but i'm doing alright all things considered. >couple of bruises, the busted nose, couple cuts from the glasses on the table, but at least im not kicked out. //#violence, #gore
I got a multivwerse question. Is it considered rude to screwv alts of your friends. #nsfw
INVEST IN MY DEXCOIN!!! IT IS FULLY TRUSTABLE!!! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AELVJGRZYYZ0NKRU/DEXCOIN.PNG
bitches are so jealous of my #dexcoin
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LISTEN THE COCONUT OIL DIDN'T WORK!!! THIS IS ALL I CAN THINK OF!!! ALSO PLEASE STOP HATING MY POSTS YOU'RE MESSING UP MY KULL SCORE!!
big michael said it vwas a reputable seller!!
I need to be put down.
∘☽ I've come to notice that things get frisky at this hour. To think I've even noticed at all. ☾∘
CaN OnlY Do It AlonE So ManY TimeS BeforE YoU GeT To CravE ThE ReaL ThinG AgaiN, HuH~ #nsfw