E%EMPLAR DANK1000K
@circuitousTautology
CEO of E%emplary Industries // Paragon of Civic Function All activities are sanctioned and necessary Do not inquire into company sanctioned activities
D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29fae0e18d97.png #suggestive
hello im available hello has someone ttaken this opportunity yet im available im available for this please respodn
D --> Has there ever been any doubt that leather is the material of the distinguished gentletroll D --> A material as SUAVE and DEMURE as the majestic hoofbeasts from which the rawhide is tanned D --> A material that smells of authority and E%EMPLARY sterility D --> Where other materials and fabrics bend or break, leather resists even the most intensive, rigorous of stress tests D --> Is there any material more desirable than leather D --> I certainly think not
D --> Since registering for Chittr.com, I have been referred to as a "DILF" thrice D --> It was my understanding at first that this title was one e%clusively reserved for human parents D --> I have now been made aware that "DILF status" and "zaddy repute" are not mutually e%clusive with parentage D --> Due to this newfound understanding, I would like to clarify D --> Yes. Yes I am D --> Thank you for your attention in this highly important matter
:33 < dilf-status achieved fur meowster zahhak 10/10 would shooshpap <>
:33 < true.. all of the water in my body is kind of being used as puke
D --> Send me your coordinates, I'll have an intern bring you water and Tylenol
D --> Trolldle 1,749 4/6 ⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 D --> E%emplary
"= trolldle. can we make it. six letters and exclusively be a name quiz where you have to name the right chittr user. ="
"= and also. =" Trolldle 1,749 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟩 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 "= so. ="
D --> It has been brought to my attention that Troll Bruno Mars was tragically shot and killed during the proceedings of #Eridanweek D --> What this means for the stock e%change is still unclear
D --> The noble hoofbeast does not concern himself with non-returnable ta% forms
D --> Note to self D --> Dimensions of 52cm by 24cm leather pony mask insufficient, the adjustable straps were not as adjustable as advertised D --> Save to private Chitt drafts
I FUCKING ***KNEW*** IT!!!!!! FREAK! YOU'RE A FREAK!
D --> This is simple company e%penditures, and you need not concern yourself with them D --> As it would appear to me you have many other concerns which need be addressed far before these matters Ms. Megido
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D --> It would seem that the Chittr private draft function does not operate in the way that I presumed it did D --> Whatever the case D --> I fail to reason how this could be misconstrued into anything of the nature that would warrant you to address me with such crass and unbecoming name-calling D --> I'm well aware you aren't familiar with the careful, meticulous process of pasturing beautiful, handsome hoofbeasts D --> But rest assured there is nothing uncouth going on here, nor will there ever be anything uncouth worth more closely e%amining
YOU ARE CLEARLY DOING SOME SORT OF BEASTPLAY BULLFUCKERY. HOW THE FUCK IS THIS *MY* PROBLEM? AGAIN, YOU'VE BEEN CAUGHT BLUE HANDED AND STILL YOU'RE ACTING LIKE I DIDN'T JUST FIND YOU WITH YOUR BULGE IN THE FLAVOR MORSEL CASK.
D --> I could almost bring myself to pity you Mr. Vantas D --> Almost D --> The conspiratorial ravings of a convicted criminal aren't something I place my confidence in
UGH, SHUT UP. IF YOU WEREN'T SO NATURALLY DETESTABLE, I'D SAY THAT ME BEING A SHITTY CONVICT WOULD MAKE ME EVEN MORE WORTHY OF YOUR PITY WHICH IS WHY I'M NOT EVEN SAYING THAT RIGHT NOW, SO JUST PROCEED TO SHUTTING THE FUCK UP PART.
D --> Over the past few days I have overheard continued chatter amongst employees of E%emplary Industries regarding falsible information that calls into question the content of my character D --> Rumors pertaining to certain hoofbeast-themed leatherhouses D --> I would like to take this opportunity to remind all employees that in the spirit of "having time to lean therefore having time to clean", gossiping about whether or whether or not I am engaged in late%-related e%tracurriculars is not an appropriate use of company time
D --> If you are presently off the clock and enjoying your stipulated free time, then I fail to see how it is my concern as to what sort of matters you choose to discuss D --> The rumors remain unsubstantiated, and are not of any concern to me
♰ certainly... as i am sure they aren't despite what i may have seen or capture photo's of... ♰
D --> Greetings once again constituants of The Empire D --> I have recently been made aware of a trend of trolls horsing around on Chittr under the hashtag #pissgate D --> E%emplary Industries would like to be forthright in its statement that there is not, has never been, and will not be any urination fetishization interned by the company chairman D --> Further rumormill regarding myself and any "#piss" related accoutrement is thoroughly repudiated, and founded in little more than unsubstantiated gossip #nsfw
D --> I have been informed that we are posting photography of ourselves in service of familiarizing ourselves with our fellow members of the Imperial order D --> To this end, in service of remaining a good role model to my fellow Beforans, I have included the latest photo-portrait taken for my position as Chairman of E%emplary Industries https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48ef23e4ba8b.png
D --> I would like to take this opportunity, given the medium of public forum that Chittr provides, to remind each of you that your role in troll society is not over1000ked D --> Just waking up each evening and doing your best to contribute to society is enough D --> I am proud of you D --> And to those of you unculled, who have not found their path to societal contribution D --> We at E%emplary Industries are always hiring
D --> Quite, I understand the confusion given my cursory research into the alternate timeline planet known as Alternia D --> I am from Beforus, wherein culling carries an e%tremely different connotation which does not involve death
"= mhm. elaborate? i have time to think about it. and how your, uh, thing here, relates to it. ="
D --> Culling is a form of autonomy stripping wherein a troll has been deemed incapable of caring for themselves or maintaining their role in society D --> When a troll is culled they are taken under the guardianship of another troll, typically one of a higher caste, who oversees their growth and ensures that they do as they are e%pected
"= hm. sounds weird, i would frankly fucking hate that, aha. nobody could not make me submit to that without some sort of insanely lopsided contract in my favor. as i said, how do your 'enterprises' play into it, i need to figure out what i think of you. ="
D --> Ideally a troll would have no reason to be culled in the first place D --> Trolls are only culled when it has been deemed that they may be a threat to themselves or others, or that they are incapable of contributing to The Empire in meaningful fashion D --> As to the matter of how the culling system intercedes with my position at E%emplary Industries, my company employees a high yield of culled trolls in internship and assistant positions D --> Although if I am to be transparent with you Mr. Iszovh your personal feelings as to the content of my character are of little concern to me
"= hm, i wouldn't do that personally, the element of choice really matters, you know? :) and your opinion also does not particularly matter to me. i simply desire information. ="
"= hm, mmmmaybe, we will see. i'm not counting on getting involved in anything beforan anyhow. i suspect if i travelled there somehow my alternian upbringing would be cause for you all to try to "cull" me, your style, for the apparent "danger" involved, of which, you would all be freaking out unduly in my opinion. -- if they could even catch me, ha. ="
D --> Perhaps then it is simply in the best interests of all parties involved that we remain engaged in efforts to keep our timelines strictly separated, please and thank you
"= haha, but we are talking to eachother, no? the rift has already opened. everything is to collide together and cause a chaotic mess. soon enough. ="
D --> To whoever leaked a picture of me at The Anne% beneath the Anne% D --> I would like to offer an official corporate statement that that was not me, and I would never be caught in such an irreputable establishment D --> Furthermore, I will find you, and when I do D --> You will receive an e%tremely stern talking to
It's very clearly y಄u in the picture. N಄t sure anyb಄dy else c಄uld pull ಄ff that hairstyle.
COULD BE YOUR AURA, OR THE FACT THAT YOU CAN BENCH PRESS A SCUTTLEBUGGY WITHOUT WRINKLING YOUR SHIRT.
Why would it be troubling if that's not you in the photo? Unless you were lying on the internet, which is impossible and unheard of.
D --> Many of you have been posting a concerning amount of vulgarity to public forum D --> I would like to remind you all that such crudeness should be kept private D --> E%tremely private D --> In a locked trunk beneath the sub-level of your office spaces if possible
D --> There is no trunk D --> Rumors of a trunk are nothing more than baseless conspiracy theories being perpetrated by The Muckrake and will not be further entertained
all that leather and spandex and the harness i know what you are
so is it tru dat the size of ur horns mean sumthin else is big too? cuz im lookin at ur horns and hmmmmmm ;3
D --> How to delete prior posts
D --> Set schedule reminder for Nubday @2:30am at The Anne% below The Anne%
D --> Good evening Chittr community D --> It has been brought to my attention that some of you, and in the interests of those involved party's anonymity they will remain nameless, have e%pressed solicitous feelings about my presense here D --> In an e%tended initiative to assuage these concerns I would like to introduce myself properly D --> My name is Equius Zahhak, although for propriety's sake, my official title is E%emplar Dank1000k and it would be proper to refer to me as such D --> As chairman of E%emplary Industries, it is to my interests that you, yes you, become the upstanding member of Beforan society that you were always meant to be D --> Furthermore, it has been noted that in some small subsects of the community, there seems to be a persistent rumor as to my dalliance in the dark dregs of society D --> I would like to remind my constituents that these are nothing more than rumors and baseless conspiracy theories D --> Thank you for your observation in this matter
:o) It is always appreciated to hear from you, Exemplar.
D --> Ah D --> Highb1000d D --> I should certainly hope so D --> It's not often one finds himself in a position to be a model citizen for his constituants in public forum
exemplar hhave you ahd time to sign the centerfold i drew of you ive sent it a few times but i havent received messages back please respond thank you
hello you have reacted to my previous messsgae the reply did not go through can you send it again maybe