♦ pitied by @circuitousTautology
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I HAVEN'T LOOKED AT MY PALMHUSK FOR TWO NIGHTS, DIPSHIT. WHICH IS A PERSONALLY REASONABLE THING FOR ME TO DO, CONSIDERING I HAVE A LIFE. YES. EVEN IN THIS STATE, I HAVE MORE OF A LIFE AWAY FROM MY PALMHUSK THAN YOU. MOVING THE HELL ON.
AND JUST WHAT THE GENTLY EXTRICATED FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? PRAY TELL, YOU MAGNANIMOUS JACK-OFF! MY AURICULAR SPONGES ARE WIDE AND FUCKING AGAPE FOR THE ANSWER TO THIS INSIPID RIDDLE OF THE DAY!
I DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE A STRETCH FOR ME TO SAY THAT THE VAST MAJORITY OF YOU ARE WILLFULLY OBTUSE AND CONFUSING ON PURPOSE. YOU ALL EXIST AS A MOB OF MASSIVE SHIT-BEFUDDLERS AND MONGERS OF THE FOULEST, MOST PAN-DEAD TRASH POSSIBLE. AND I'M ALMOST CRAZY ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT AT LEAST HALF OF YOU ASSHOLES WERE PUT ON THIS PLATFORM TO PERSONALLY DRIVE ME TO THE BRINK OF REPEATEDLY BLUDGEONING MY SKULL AGAINST MY CELL WALLS FOR A SINGLE MOMENT OF SWEET RELIEF. EXCEPT YOU WEREN'T. AND THAT'S THE MOST HORRIFYING FACT ABOUT THIS ENTIRE CLUSTERFUCK, IF WE'RE BEING HONEST. YOU'RE ALL JUST *LIKE* THAT.
WHILE I'M #BEFORUSPOSTING. HERE IS MY IMPRESSION OF SOMEONE ON #BEFORUS. AHEM. HALT. UPSTANDING CITIZEN. YOU LOOK INSUFFICIENTLY PLEASED. TO BE LIVING IN PADDED CELL WORLD. RECTIFY THIS IMMEDIATELY. OR YOU WILL BE ASSIGNED OUR STURDIEST NANNYBITCH. FOR YOUR IMMINENT REEDUCATION.
i hope everyone had a rank day of the hopbeast! 0v0 i am selling this outfit second hand as it is just a bit too small for me sadly so if youre interested in purchasing it please let me know ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb4c2e1e1c98.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, my face, rankmaid-sensei, archive rating: M)
ccould i write about us danklook-sama
Actually, I think I'm enjoyin' this a bit. Keep it formal though, I ain't yer playmate.
I didn't e\/\/en kno\/\/\/\/ y'existed. But I ain't happy about it.
Alright. Beforans, 'cept fer @affableCantor are generally on th'shit list. I dunnae e'en \/\/\/\/ant t'think about the granularity o' that statement.
I continue to suspect that the elev8ted li8ido is still influencing me, unless, of course, it has elev8ted my heat cycle earlier than expected. If you’d rather not 8e the target of flirtatious comments, refrain from interacting during this period. #nsfw
hello im available hello has someone ttaken this opportunity yet im available im available for this please respodn
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:33 < true.. all of the water in my body is kind of being used as puke
:33 < [ATTACHED LOCATION] :33 < thank mewwww <>
:33 < love mew
:33 < hanging my head out of my window so i dont puke on my polaroids...
:33 < dilf-status achieved fur meowster zahhak 10/10 would shooshpap <>
8=D < Very powerful. Very beautiful. https://c4.wallpaperflare.com/wallpaper/979/909/307/STRONG-horse-jumping-horse-wallpaper-preview.jpg
:33< climbs up mew to meow in mewre ear
:33 < #Imcoming to the #eridanw33k pawty!!! #IWantCandy!!!
:33 < J33z, it's like all of the Rose humans have a vested inpurrest in me..Purrhaps it's genetic?
In the Crockercorp HQ test kitchen trying to be nice about the recipe I am ABSOLUTELY rejecting later. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d09195f5621f.png
:33 < I'm about to start clawing shit up
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c17f595851d6.png #itsofficial @daftPunk
I will admit that Eridan week is showing some serious levels of resistance to outside interference. They got exploded and are still moving forward with the next night. That is... dedication?
:33 < Pawt of me misses rolepurrlaying..
:33 < I have a job!!! No time for dat, Lorn...
I didn't get a full picture, but I got a general gist that the Empress wvas hands off and left it all to a purpeblood. Efficiency outside of it. It's just, wveirdly... dystopian in a wvay you'd think wvould be fiction.
:33 < Okay, okay! Oooone last little picture~ Same rules as last time, don't rat me out to my job that I'm posting this at all!! #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1560a0bb6672.jpg
:33 < Some of you love dropping love letters in my PMs! And befurr any of you reply with apologies, did I say to stop?
:33 < Nope! I'm the genuine clawticle!
:33 < Hello chittr!!! I am unsure what to put here, but this is @beforianTimes 's pawsonal account! F33l fr33 to chat with me casually here as much as you like, I'll be using it to reply to chitts i find interesting, and purrhaps i'll post a saucy thing or two here as well! DISCLAIMER: My thoughts and f33lings do NOT represent The Beforian Times what so evfurr.
:33 < Noooo, I'm the very same one! This is a pawsonal account as to not conflate my thoughts with the columns! It was an excellent idea by a friend of mine :3
:33 < Is anyone smooching the gnomes?
:33 < BREAKING!!! Famous bronze blooded song writer @writenRevolution has b33n s33n calling random unknown human @tiptoeTapper her MATESPRIT?! Update your shipping charts people, because it's absolutely, verified, TRUE! As s33n in this scr33nshot taken by yours mewly! If any of you unlucky singles out there were looking to get a piece of Roixmr to satisfy that flushed crush, i've certainly got bad news for mew! https://i.imgur.com/zt32Ayu.png
D --> You will 100k and admire my sense of fashion D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/360c103d4c63.png
🜂 | Warmest regards, Mr. Danklook, sir! and might i remark that is an unmistakably upstanding profile picture, capturing in every sense of the word your worldliness. i cannot think of a higher compliment than recognition proposed by the eminent and exemplary CEO of Exemplary Industries himself. my shoulders shudder to be brushing against yours even in passing! 🜂 | Rest assured, no stranger to unfounded and baseless controversies as your own, it is a relief to know i'm not stranded paddling my way back to shore alone in this strife. there is a precedent for presidents to fall victim to the bitchlessly untalented measures some success allergic sorts will resort to when they have led their lives astray with nothing to show for it. to claw at our coattails in the hopes they can have a middling scrap of success to call their own. 🜂 | But i digress! i'm going to go ahead and leave you a "Follow" now, in the hopes i stay apprised of any developments in your company. #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechitABoss #ReChittingForVisibility #DanklookingAtYou 🟢💰 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is NOT WORKING BUT NETWORKING.
im so happy to see your column come to chittr i love reading them over my breakfast cigs what a rank confession! 0///v///0 (tags: #eridanweek, the leijon gossip column, caste difference, caste fetish, #substance, archive rating: T)
I'MB TIRED. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE LATER. BYE.
YOU HAVE GROWGLE ON YOUR PALM HUSK, IDIOT. GO PRETEND TO LOOK IT UP.
OH, REALLY. YOU WOULDN'T. #NSFW, I GUESS, BECAUSE WE'RE FUCKING GOING THERE.
IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THIS. FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK.
OH, I DON'T KNOW!!! WHY DON'T YOU ASK *HER*? ARADIA SEEMS TO VALUE MY SUPPORT AS A FRIEND AND A MUTUAL VERY *FUCKING MUCH*, IN MY OPINION. BUT I DON'T KNOW. WHY DON'T YOU GO QUESTION THE SOURCE IF YOU'RE SO DAMN BEFUDDLED? YOU KNOW, OUT OF THE MOUTHS OF MAIDS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT TAKES YOU TO STOP MAKING THIS *MY* PROBLEM. STOP BOTHERING ME.
OH! OH, I'M *SORRY*. AM I JUST SUPPOSED TO STOP SUPPORTING A FRIEND BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO PULL YOUR LEATHER-WRAPEPD HEAD OUT OF YOUR CHAGRIN TUNNEL AND LOG THE HELL ON FOR ONCE? GET FUCKED, I'M NOT A PROBLEM. I'M A GOD DAMN PATRON OF THE ARTS, AND YOU KNOW IT.
D --> Too many Zahhaks now
♰ woops... saved... ♰
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ANYWAYS, FOR MY TWELFTH PERIGEE'S LEAVING THIS SWEEP, MY *BIGGEST* WISH IS THAT I DO END UP APHYSXIATING ON THE CRUDE, COLORLESS GRUEL THEY SERVE HERE. CHOP CHOP, FOLKS. LET'S GET TO IT
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FUCK OFF. I'VE SAID IT ABOUT A HUNDRED TIMES IN A HUNDRED, FAIRLY SIMPLE TO DIGEST WAYS. NONE OF YOU ARE GOING TO BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND *WHY* I'M IN HERE BECAUSE THEY KEEP FUCKING SILENCING ME. CLEAR AS THE MOON, THIS SHIT IS AN OBVIOUS COVER JOB, YOU ASS BACKWARDS FLAP-TICKLER.
MANY HIGHBLOOD HAVE THEIR OWN STRUGGLES THOUGH INSTEAD OF HANDLING THEM REASONABLY MANY SEE FIT TO DUMP THEIR ISSUES ON OTHERS THEY PERCEIVE AS LESSER. FACISM IS KILLED WITH RADICAL KINDNESS. VIOLENCE SHOULD ONLY BE A TOOL TO ALLOW KINDNESS TO EXIST UNIMPEDED.
♰ certainly... as i am sure they aren't despite what i may have seen or capture photo's of... ♰
ii have one piicture two 2hare and one only. http2://64.mediia.tumblr.com/0987ba895cacc05023cffce9cb040607/066d08b475cdcdaf-90/21280x1920/3efd652c822cab8aa11c48753d2cf9c117611438.png
:o) It is always appreciated to hear from you, Exemplar.
i need to go pick thing up today like karkats charger but thinking about leaving my hive makes me feel extremely sick and afraid i think i am going to have to do it later 0n0”
waking up -0- hello chittr! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, evening meal, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0576baa3298d.jpeg
chillin, vibin, 2uff3ring from alcohol poi2oning in a fi3ld #ju2t2illything2 #2ub2tanc32 #2ub2tanc3
*OHHHHH*, DID I JUST HIT A FUCKING NERVE? LOOKS LIKE IT!
CAUGHT BLUE FUCKING HANDED, PERVERT!!! SHE SAID YOU GOT IT, WHAT'S NOT TO GET.
my digital... footprint...?
wwait i dindt know you had an account please dont look
I *KNOW* YOU'RE A FREAK, ZAHHAK. I JUST CAN'T PROVE IT. GOD DAMN YOU
IT READS LIKE INNUENDO WHEN YOU SAY IT. DOES ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT?
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png