E%EMPLAR DANK1000K
@circuitousTautology
CEO of E%emplary Industries // Paragon of Civic Function All activities are sanctioned and necessary Do not inquire into company sanctioned activities
I continue to suspect that the elev8ted li8ido is still influencing me, unless, of course, it has elev8ted my heat cycle earlier than expected. If you’d rather not 8e the target of flirtatious comments, refrain from interacting during this period. #nsfw
D --> Perhaps you might take into consideration self-isolation until further notice, Ms. Serket
D --> https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29fae0e18d97.png #suggestive
hello im available hello has someone ttaken this opportunity yet im available im available for this please respodn
:33< meow nation we stay silly
D --> Not a compliment, although I suppose I can empathize with why you may interpret it as such
Are you all normal yet.
D --> Since registering for Chittr.com, I have been referred to as a "DILF" thrice D --> It was my understanding at first that this title was one e%clusively reserved for human parents D --> I have now been made aware that "DILF status" and "zaddy repute" are not mutually e%clusive with parentage D --> Due to this newfound understanding, I would like to clarify D --> Yes. Yes I am D --> Thank you for your attention in this highly important matter
:33 < true.. all of the water in my body is kind of being used as puke
D --> Send me your coordinates, I'll have an intern bring you water and Tylenol
i survived the plappening at #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #iwantcandy, #nsfw, archive rating: 🍭)
D --> The life that you lead is one that generates immense caution in me, Ms. Megido
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! fuck you @gutsyGumshoe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/993e22a3bde3.jpg #eridanw33k #iwantcandy
D --> Gentle reminder that this is public forum
:33 < im so getting fired fuck fuck fuck
D --> Jobs are most certainly not for losers D --> I'll see what, if anything, I can do Ms. Leijon
S)(-ELLO -EV-ERYON-E!!!
D --> Oh dear D --> Empress D --> I did not anticipate you would sign up for Chittr.com
I was to+ld it was o+kay to+ share a po+rtrait called a "selfie" o+f myself. :-) https://64.media.tumblr.co+m/c7fd98fd0+baaa5a7a2690+7a981dcda2c/6e10+4dae6791b8b5-0+4/s1280+x1920+/b5e0+a9bb2f4f50+da8d0+ed74ad672c522c8abc37c.png
D --> You 1000k enrapturing in this portrait, Ms. Maryam
D --> Hm, yes, I suppose that would make sense D --> It is my understanding that this E%ecutioner Darkleer character is an Alternian counterpart to myself D --> Although rest assured the nature of my work is far less gruesome than those of an imperial e%ecutioner
:33 < #Imcoming to the #eridanw33k pawty!!! #IWantCandy!!!
D --> I have been considering e%tending my attendance to this event, though question whether someone of my social standing would be well suited to its attendance D --> Much to consider
:33 < Oh, dont be such a sour puss, Danklook!!! I'd love to have mew come with me!
D --> I am neither sour nor puss D --> I will appraise my schedule and see about poking my head in to this Eridanweek celebration
I will admit, Dualscar having to+ be o+ne o+f the first faces I see, is a bit jarring. :-(
D --> Chittr.com does seem to attract a whole host of trolls of varying degrees of affability
He seems mo+stly fo+cused o+n fishing, so+ it's no+t bad. Just aaah, he was my murderer.
D --> Quite D --> Alternian troubles do certainly seem to be rather D --> Hm D --> Tense
)(ello C)(ittr! )(ow are we doing today? Let's get some positive affirmations going. Repeat after me. 'I'm a baddie, bestie.'
D --> I am, as the wrigglers say, a baddie bestie
:33 < I'm about to start clawing shit up
D --> Does something trouble you Ms. Leijon
:33 < Hmmm.. nyat much. Just some furrlationship troubles X3 Thinking abmeowt what I want to doooooo..
D --> Perhaps you would like to confer with a confidant D --> My office doors, as always, remain open to the press