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S)(ello, everyone!!! Are t)(ere any deceased Beac)(foran )(ig)(bloods out t)(ere reading t)(is w)(o is willing to take on a culling assignment in t)(e afterlife? If so, please DM me! I )(ave a very precious little goldblood for you in need of some special care and attention!!! Alternians need not apply. T)(ank you!
D --> Hello, Feferi D --> Is this something that I might be able to assist with
S)()()(! It's S)(ep)(erd Constern, please! And t)(at deepends! Are you current-ly deceased or )(ave some means of traveling to t)(e afterlife?
D --> Deepest apologies, Shepherd Constern D --> I briefly forgot this was public forum D --> What afterlife specifically is in question here
legally mandated 2ociial hour2.
D --> A wonderful suggestion, Mr. Captor D --> I believe all trolls would benefit from social enrichment D --> Tell me more about this idea
D --> D --> Would having mandated free time be helpful to you D --> Is this an undertaking in which I might be of assistance to you
The Perennial Stays Out Of Reach
D --> Nothing D --> Just pleased to see that you've joined Chittr.ing D --> It's nice to see you Ms. Maryam
What is Hive MD even about? i don't want to watch it on my own, i just need someone to describe it to me.
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ii do know what zahhak get2 up two on the down low. he wa2 alway2 on the odd end.
D --> I beg your pardon Mr. Captor, but I would appreciate it if you would refrain from spreading unsubstantiated rumors thank you kindly
W4LK3D 1NTO 4NOTH3R GODD4MN POL3 B3C4US3 1 THOUGHT 1T W4S FURTH3R 4W4Y. UGH.
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D --> Do not abuse your new responsibilities, Ms. Leijon
D --> Hm D --> A cogent argument D --> Still no D --> You will not abuse your new moderation responsibilities even if the "bit" is e%tremely 1000crative for The Beforan Times D --> Are we clear with one another Ms. Leijon
I DON'T THINK IT WOULD BE A STRETCH FOR ME TO SAY THAT THE VAST MAJORITY OF YOU ARE WILLFULLY OBTUSE AND CONFUSING ON PURPOSE. YOU ALL EXIST AS A MOB OF MASSIVE SHIT-BEFUDDLERS AND MONGERS OF THE FOULEST, MOST PAN-DEAD TRASH POSSIBLE. AND I'M ALMOST CRAZY ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT AT LEAST HALF OF YOU ASSHOLES WERE PUT ON THIS PLATFORM TO PERSONALLY DRIVE ME TO THE BRINK OF REPEATEDLY BLUDGEONING MY SKULL AGAINST MY CELL WALLS FOR A SINGLE MOMENT OF SWEET RELIEF. EXCEPT YOU WEREN'T. AND THAT'S THE MOST HORRIFYING FACT ABOUT THIS ENTIRE CLUSTERFUCK, IF WE'RE BEING HONEST. YOU'RE ALL JUST *LIKE* THAT.
AND JUST WHAT THE GENTLY EXTRICATED FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? PRAY TELL, YOU MAGNANIMOUS JACK-OFF! MY AURICULAR SPONGES ARE WIDE AND FUCKING AGAPE FOR THE ANSWER TO THIS INSIPID RIDDLE OF THE DAY!
D --> Did you seriously just respond to a message that I posted two entire nights earlier D --> Desperation isn't attractive, Mr. Vantas
I HAVEN'T LOOKED AT MY PALMHUSK FOR TWO NIGHTS, DIPSHIT. WHICH IS A PERSONALLY REASONABLE THING FOR ME TO DO, CONSIDERING I HAVE A LIFE. YES. EVEN IN THIS STATE, I HAVE MORE OF A LIFE AWAY FROM MY PALMHUSK THAN YOU. MOVING THE HELL ON.
D --> You know, if you were quite genuinely this desperate for my attention, my DMs are open Mr. Vantas D --> No need to resort to public temper tantrums, you'll only further embarrass yourself
its early can we open the #pissgate again yet has enough time passed or no (tags: The Rankmaid/Pissr, #nsfw, archive rating: P)
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D --> This is very nice, Mr. Makara D --> Thank you for sharing