@creaticGoeticist — #abccgmt
THE. FUCKING. ODYSSEY. LONGTIME READERS AND FIRST-TIME OBSERVERS, I BRING YOU THE #MOVIEKAT REVIEW TO MARK THE FUCKING AGES. I STARTED THIS REVIEW UNDER THE PRETENSE THAT I WOULD BE GOING ON THIS JOURNEY ON MY OWN. BUT HUBRIS HAS A REAL FUNNY WAY OF KICKING YOU IN THE SHINS (SPOILERS). I TOLD @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST ABOUT THE FACT THAT I’D JUST SAT THERE IN A DARK THEATRE AND GNAWED BASICALLY THROUGH THE BOTTOM OF MY KERNELSPLOSION BUCKET FOR THREE HOURS, AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HE DID? HE SAID TO ME, “KARKAT. WE HAVE TO DO THIS TOGETHER. WE HAVE TO DELIVER ODYSSEY TO THE PEOPLE.” SO. HERE WE ARE....Read more
SEVERANCE EPISODE 7 SEASON 2, TIMESTAMP 16:38. I NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT THIS. SPOILERS, SORRY NOT SORRY. OH FUCK RIGHT OFF. GEMMA WAS FUCKING PREGNANT. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. HER AND MARK HAD SUCH A HAPPY LIFE TOGETHER AND NOW WE’RE HERE. YOU CAN *SEE* THE LIGHT LEAVING HER EYES IN THE TEN SECONDS OF THAT CLIP FROM THE TIMESTAMP. I’M FUCKING ILL, IM GOING TO BE SICK EVERYWHERE AND IT’S BEN STILLER’S FAULT.
ATTENTION, ADORABLOODTHIRSTY MOTHERFUCKERS. #ABCC #ABCCGMT IS HOSTING AN IMPROMPTU STREAM OF ZOOLANDER TOLIGHT, BECAUSE I COULD USE A LAUGH AT BEN STILLER'S SORT OF GAUNT FACE. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. I'M STARTING IT IN DEAD ON TEN MINUTES, SO #GETIN. LINK BELOW. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/V/ABCCGMT
OKAY, I’M UP. I’M FUNCTIONAL. I’M GAUGING INTEREST IN AN IMPROMPTU #ABCC #ABCCGMT MOVIE IN AN HOUR. THIS ISN’T THE USUAL SCHEDULED SHOWING FOR THE PST VIEWERS, THIS IS FOR THE COOLER BILIOUS STANDARD TIMERS. I’M OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS, TOO.
GREAT TALKS IN #ABCC #ABCCGMT’S FILM CLUB FORUM. A WELCOME DISTRACTION FOR ME RIGHT NOW. #GETIN. #MOVIEKAT HTTPS://MSPARP.CHAT/ABCCFILMCLUB
CINEMANIACS OF OLD AND NEW: HOP IN THE #ABCC #ABCCGMT FILM CLUB FORUM NOW INTO THE LATE EVENING. WE’RE TALKING ABOUT HORROR, MY LEAST FAVORITE GENRE, BUT A TREASURED ONE OF MANY OF YOU FREAKS. AND BEHAVE. OR ELSE. HTTPS://MSPARP.CHAT/ABCCFILMCLUB
ATTENTION WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. I HAVE FINALLY DECIDED TO PULL THE TRIGGER ON MY SANITY, AND SO I PRESENT TO YOU: THE ABCC FILM ANALYSIS CLUB. AN OFFSHOOT FROM OUR MOVIE NIGHTS AND #WATCHPARTY, THE #ABCC #ABCCGMT IS HOSTING A FORUM TO YAP ABOUT YOUR BULLSHIT FILM BRO TAKES. I REALIZE THIS IS A BIG TRUST EXERCISE FOR BOTH ME AND @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST , SO DON’T FUCKING FUCK THIS UP AND RUIN IT FOR YOURSELVES. BE RESPECTFUL, GOD DAMMIT. I DON’T WANT TO READ ABOUT ANY OF YOU SCREWING UP A CHANCE TO BE POLITE MOTHERFUCKERS AND SHARE THE WORLD OF CINEMA WITH YOUR FELLOW TROLL AND/OR MAN. ANYW...Read more
#ABCC #ABCCGMT GO GO GO. HAPPENING NOW. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/V/ABCCGMT
TWENTY MINUTES UNTIL SHOWTIME. #ABCCGMT #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WILL BE SHOWING PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL. OH YEAH, BABY. BELIEVE IT. THE LINK IS LIVE NOW. #GETIN. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/V/ABCCGMT
FUCK ME, IT’S FIENDSDAY ALREADY. CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE, I WON’T EVEN PRETEND LIKE I WAS SUPER PREPARED FOR THIS ONE. THE #ABCC #ABCCGMT IS HOSTING A #WATCHPARTY OF PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL. IT’S ANGSTY. IT’S ADVENTURE-PACKED. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, IT’S AN UNRIVALED ROMANTIC CLASSIC, ARGUE WITH THE WALL. IF YOU CAN MAKE IT, I’M HOSTING STARTING AROUND 21:00 GMT/BST. THAT IS 9 PM FOR YOU IDIOTS WHO CAN’T USE A 26 HOUR CLOCK. #GETIN, ASSHOLES.
I’M CONSIDERING HOSTING A SLIGHTLY ADJACENT SESSION ONCE A WEEK (PERHAPS LESS FREQUENT, EVEN) TO #ABCC #ABCCGMT , WHERE WE JUST GET TOGETHER AND SHOOT THE SHIT ABOUT FILMS WE LIKE. LIKE A BOOK CLUB, BUT FOR BIGGER LOSERS AND FILM BROS THAT DON’T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP. JUST A THOUGHT. IT’S PRETTY NEBULOUS RIGHT NOW AS IT STANDS. WHAT DO WE THINK? OR WOULD I BE WASTING MY TIME.
HOLY FUCK, I LOST TRACK OF TIME. #ABCC #GMTABCC #ABCCGMT HAPPENING NOW. GET THE FUCK IN HERE. WE’RE WATCHING SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN, YES THE APOSTROPHE IS ESSENTIAL. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/V/ABCCGMT GO GO GO.
GOOD AFTERNOON BULGEMUNCHERS ANONYMOUS, AKA CHITTR DOT ING USERS OF OLD AND NEW. YOU NOTICE THAT SHINY NEW BADGE OF MINE? MAYBE THE NEW PROFILE PIC? WELL, THIS CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING. TONIGHT, THE #ABCC #ABCCGMT #GMTABCC WILL BE WATCHING “SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN”. HELL FUCKING YES. THAT GMT #WATCHPARTY WILL BE HAPPENING TONIGHT AT AROUND 9, KEEP AN EYE OUT ON THE HASHTAGS SO YOU SEE WHEN MY LINK POPS UP. WE’RE SO BACK, BABY. #GETIN.
#ABCCGMT THIS WEEK IS CANCELLED. SORRY, JUST THOUGHT I WOULD CUT RIGHT TO THE CHASE WITH THAT. THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE GMT SHOWING THIS WEEK IS CANCELLED, BECAUSE UNSEEN FORCES IN MY LIFE HAVE MADE IT VERY APPARENT THAT THEY WANT MY LUNCH MONEY, AND THEY’RE GOING TO TURN ME UPSIDE DOWN BY MY ANKLES AND SHAKE ME TILL THEY BREAK ME FOR ANY LOOSE POCKET CHANGE. AND THEN KICK ME IN THE SCENT NUB. AND THEN RIP OUT MY FANGS ONE BY ONE TOO WHILE THEY’RE AT IT. THIS MEANS THAT I’VE TAKEN SOME EXTRA SHIFTS TO MAKE UP FOR THE INCOMING LOSS. I’M SURE LITERALLY NOBODY ACTUALLY GIVES A SHIT, EIT...Read more