@creaticGoeticist — #getin
GOOD AFTERNOON, FUCKERS AND FUCKERS-IN-LAW OF #ABCC. SPECIFICALLY THE CINEMANIACS OF #ABCC-GMT. GET READY TO FUCKING GET CINEMANIACAL ONCE AGAIN THIS WEEK FOR THE KICKOFF OF #MEATWEEK. I AM, AS ALWAYS EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME WHERE I FORGOT (AND I’M STILL SELF FLAGELLATING OVER THAT, LET ME HAVE THIS), YOUR #ABCC-FILMLEADER HOSTING THE #ABCC-GMT #WATCHPARTY OF: PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES (2016). I THINK THIS MOVIE SUCKS IN THAT UNIQUE WAY THAT I HONESTLY FUCKING LOVE. PICTURE THIS: 19TH CENTURY ENGLAND (SHOUT OUT TO MY BEFORISH COUSIN @ ), OVERRUN WITH THE LIVING DEAD. YEAH, IT’S FUCKING A...Read more
WAKE THE FUCK UP OUT OF YOUR BURIAL SITES, EVERYBODY. START GROANING AND HOLDING YOUR FRONDS OUT IN FRONT OF YOU AND STUMBLING AROUND LIKE A BUNCH OF IMPUDENT CHIMPS WITH BALANCE ISSUES. CINEMANIACS OF #ABCC. GET READY TO FUCKING GET CINEMANIACAL ONCE AGAIN THIS WEEK FOR WHAT OUR FILM LEADERS HAVE DUBBED AS “MEAT” WEEK. WHY MEAT? BECAUSE THESE MOVIES ARE FUCKING MEATY, IS THE EXPLANATION I GOT BEFORE POSTING THIS. WE ARE SO GODDAMN WITTY. WE’VE GOT ONE HELL OF A LINEUP FOR YOU. TAKE A LOOK: #GMT-ABCC IS HOSTING PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES (2016). #EST-ABCC IS HOSTING SWEENEY TODD (2007). #P...Read more
CONSIDER THIS YOUR FORMAL FIFTEEN MINUTE WARNING PRIOR TO THE START OF #ABCC #ABCC-GMT’S SHOWING OF DRACULA (1931). COME IN EARLY, PREPARE SOME SCALDING LEAF FLUID AND A SNACK, AND GET COZY. #GETIN.
CINEMANIACS OF #ABCC. SPECIFICALLY THE CINEMANIACS OF #ABCC-GMT. GET READY TO FUCKING GET CINEMANIACAL. I AM, AS ALWAYS EXCEPT FOR SOMETIMES, YOUR #ABCC-FILMLEADER HOSTING THE #ABCC-GMT #WATCHPARTY OF: DRACULA (1931) YEAH, IT’S OLD. YEAH, IT’S FUCKING AWESOME. A CLASSIC YOU SHOULDN’T MISS IF YOU EVER WANT TO HAVE HOPES OF CALLING YOURSELF A FILM BUFF. WE'LL BE STARTING AT 21:00 (9PM) SHARP. HOP ON THE #ABCC-CHATTR TAG AN #ABCC-GMT TAG TO LIVEBLOG WITH YOUR FELLOW CHITTRERS. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, OR A MOVIE SUGGESTION OF YOUR OWN, HEAD TO ABCC'S WEBSITE, LINKED BELOW. I’VE ALSO ...Read more
ATTENTION NOOKSUCKERS ANONYMOUS, AKA #ABCC VIEWERS NEW AND OLD: THE #ABCC-GMT VIEWING OF STRANGE MAGIC IS ABOUT TO BEGIN. YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES UNTIL I START IT, SO HURRY THE FUCK UP AND #GETIN.
HEY. HEY YOU. LISTEN THE FUCK UP. I WILL BE AN #ABCC-FILMLEADER HOSTING THE #ABCC-GMT #WATCHPARTY OF: STRANGE MAGIC. HOLD FOR APPLAUSE. AND GASPS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. STRANGE MAGIC IS BACK, BABY, AND I’LL BE SHOWING IT TONIGHT FOR THE ABCC WATCH PARTY PART ONE. IT’S RATED PG, SO HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES. WE'LL BE STARTING AT 8:30 PM GMT SHARP. HOP ON THE #ABCC-CHATTR TAG AND #ABCC-GMT TAG TO LIVEBLOG WITH YOUR FELLOW CHITTRERS. I ALSO HAVE A FORUM THAT I’LL LINK TOO, IN CASE YOU’D RATHER KEEP IT TO THE CLUB AND NOT DISTURB EVERYONE FOLLOWING THE TAGS. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS, COM...Read more
ATTENTION, ADORABLOODTHIRSTY MOTHERFUCKERS. #ABCC #ABCCGMT IS HOSTING AN IMPROMPTU STREAM OF ZOOLANDER TOLIGHT, BECAUSE I COULD USE A LAUGH AT BEN STILLER'S SORT OF GAUNT FACE. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. I'M STARTING IT IN DEAD ON TEN MINUTES, SO #GETIN. LINK BELOW. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/V/ABCCGMT
GREAT TALKS IN #ABCC #ABCCGMT’S FILM CLUB FORUM. A WELCOME DISTRACTION FOR ME RIGHT NOW. #GETIN. #MOVIEKAT HTTPS://MSPARP.CHAT/ABCCFILMCLUB
ATTENTION WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. I HAVE FINALLY DECIDED TO PULL THE TRIGGER ON MY SANITY, AND SO I PRESENT TO YOU: THE ABCC FILM ANALYSIS CLUB. AN OFFSHOOT FROM OUR MOVIE NIGHTS AND #WATCHPARTY, THE #ABCC #ABCCGMT IS HOSTING A FORUM TO YAP ABOUT YOUR BULLSHIT FILM BRO TAKES. I REALIZE THIS IS A BIG TRUST EXERCISE FOR BOTH ME AND @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST , SO DON’T FUCKING FUCK THIS UP AND RUIN IT FOR YOURSELVES. BE RESPECTFUL, GOD DAMMIT. I DON’T WANT TO READ ABOUT ANY OF YOU SCREWING UP A CHANCE TO BE POLITE MOTHERFUCKERS AND SHARE THE WORLD OF CINEMA WITH YOUR FELLOW TROLL AND/OR MAN. ANYW...Read more
TWENTY MINUTES UNTIL SHOWTIME. #ABCCGMT #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WILL BE SHOWING PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL. OH YEAH, BABY. BELIEVE IT. THE LINK IS LIVE NOW. #GETIN. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/V/ABCCGMT
FUCK ME, IT’S FIENDSDAY ALREADY. CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE, I WON’T EVEN PRETEND LIKE I WAS SUPER PREPARED FOR THIS ONE. THE #ABCC #ABCCGMT IS HOSTING A #WATCHPARTY OF PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL. IT’S ANGSTY. IT’S ADVENTURE-PACKED. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, IT’S AN UNRIVALED ROMANTIC CLASSIC, ARGUE WITH THE WALL. IF YOU CAN MAKE IT, I’M HOSTING STARTING AROUND 21:00 GMT/BST. THAT IS 9 PM FOR YOU IDIOTS WHO CAN’T USE A 26 HOUR CLOCK. #GETIN, ASSHOLES.
GOOD AFTERNOON BULGEMUNCHERS ANONYMOUS, AKA CHITTR DOT ING USERS OF OLD AND NEW. YOU NOTICE THAT SHINY NEW BADGE OF MINE? MAYBE THE NEW PROFILE PIC? WELL, THIS CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING. TONIGHT, THE #ABCC #ABCCGMT #GMTABCC WILL BE WATCHING “SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN”. HELL FUCKING YES. THAT GMT #WATCHPARTY WILL BE HAPPENING TONIGHT AT AROUND 9, KEEP AN EYE OUT ON THE HASHTAGS SO YOU SEE WHEN MY LINK POPS UP. WE’RE SO BACK, BABY. #GETIN.
IN CASE YOU SOMEHOW DIDN’T HEAR ME BEFORE: TONIGHT, THE #GMTABCC (BECAUSE YEAH, THAT’S A NEW TAG FOR OUR GHASTLY MIST VIEWERSHIP) IS HOSTING “THE ROOM”. YES, THAT ONE. YOU CAN SAY OH HI KARK TONIGHT AT 9 PM GMT/BST. *THIS IS THE LAST TIME THIS WILL BE SHOWN.* LATER, @ARSENICCATNAPS WILL BE TAKING OVER FOR THE PST VIEWING, AND IT’LL BE ARISTOCATS. THEY FINALLY GOT THEIR WAY, FOLKS. SO IF YOU WANT TO WATCH THE ROOM, SHOW UP TO THIS ONE, IF NOT, YOUR LOSS. I’LL POST THE LINK RIGHT AT 9. WHICH IS IN 10 MINUTES, BY THE WAY. #GETIN. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY
AN HOUR AND A HALF TO GO UNTIL THE GMT/BST ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB PRESENTS: "THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS". BOOM. YEAH, THE #ABCC #WATCHPARTY IS HAPPENING. IN 90 MINUTES. KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THE FIVE MINUTE WARNING POST. BE THERE OR FACE MY WRATH. #GETIN .
HERE WE ARE AGAIN. AS THE BELEAGUERED AND LONG SUFFERING CO-LEADER, ALBEIT *STILL* CO-LEADER OF OUR PARTY, I MOTION FOR YET ANOTHER #ABCC #WATCHPARTY, GHASTLY MIST EDITION AT 9 PM GMT/BST. A LITTLE LATER THAN USUAL BUT A GUY GETS FUCKING BUSY ON A FRIDAY. AND YOU SAY, “KARKAT, THAT IS A GREAT IDEA, I SECOND YOUR MOTION!” AND THEN I WILL SAY, “THE MOTION PASSES WITH AN OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OF VOTES AMONG PEOPLE IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY”. TOLIGHT, WE ARE WATCHING "THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS". I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS ONE, ADMITTEDLY, BUT @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST SAYS IT IS, AND THIS IS A DIRECT ...Read more
