@creaticGoeticist — #abcc
I’M STARTING A DISCUSSION OVER ON THE #ABCC AFTER-FILM FORUM, AND YOU NOW HAVE THE RARE OPPORTUNITY FOR ME, KARKAT VANTAS, TO LISTEN TO YOU. THE QUESTION: WHAT DO YOU THINK THE DEFINITION OF CAMP IS? WHAT’S TOEING THE LINE THERE, AND WHAT QUALIFIES? AND GIVE SOME GOOD EXAMPLES. HEAD OVER TO THE CHAT AND WEIGH IN. I’M BEING SO CHARITABLE IN LETTING YOU HAVE THE FLOOR.
I’M FUCKING CRYING LAUGHING. GENUINELY THERE ARE HOT, WET TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY CHEEKS. @CRYHOUNDCOLORATURA THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST REGULAR OLD PRIDE AND PREJUDICE, AND FULLY JUMPED OUT OF HIS SEAT WHEN HE SAW THE FIRST ZOMBIE. THIS IS WHY READING COMPREHENSION WILL DO YOU ALL WELL. LEARN FROM THIS.
GO FORTH, MY ABCC-LINGS. #ABCC #ABCC-GMT WATCHPARTY IS NOW OPEN VIA THE LINK BELOW.
HALF AN HOUR BEFORE THE GATES OF HELL OPEN TO #ABCC-GMT #ABCC’S PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES SHOWING. FUCK, THAT WAS A MOUTHFUL.
GOOD AFTERNOON, FUCKERS AND FUCKERS-IN-LAW OF #ABCC. SPECIFICALLY THE CINEMANIACS OF #ABCC-GMT. GET READY TO FUCKING GET CINEMANIACAL ONCE AGAIN THIS WEEK FOR THE KICKOFF OF #MEATWEEK. I AM, AS ALWAYS EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME WHERE I FORGOT (AND I’M STILL SELF FLAGELLATING OVER THAT, LET ME HAVE THIS), YOUR #ABCC-FILMLEADER HOSTING THE #ABCC-GMT #WATCHPARTY OF: PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES (2016). I THINK THIS MOVIE SUCKS IN THAT UNIQUE WAY THAT I HONESTLY FUCKING LOVE. PICTURE THIS: 19TH CENTURY ENGLAND (SHOUT OUT TO MY BEFORISH COUSIN @ ), OVERRUN WITH THE LIVING DEAD. YEAH, IT’S FUCKING A...Read more
WAKE THE FUCK UP OUT OF YOUR BURIAL SITES, EVERYBODY. START GROANING AND HOLDING YOUR FRONDS OUT IN FRONT OF YOU AND STUMBLING AROUND LIKE A BUNCH OF IMPUDENT CHIMPS WITH BALANCE ISSUES. CINEMANIACS OF #ABCC. GET READY TO FUCKING GET CINEMANIACAL ONCE AGAIN THIS WEEK FOR WHAT OUR FILM LEADERS HAVE DUBBED AS “MEAT” WEEK. WHY MEAT? BECAUSE THESE MOVIES ARE FUCKING MEATY, IS THE EXPLANATION I GOT BEFORE POSTING THIS. WE ARE SO GODDAMN WITTY. WE’VE GOT ONE HELL OF A LINEUP FOR YOU. TAKE A LOOK: #GMT-ABCC IS HOSTING PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES (2016). #EST-ABCC IS HOSTING SWEENEY TODD (2007). #P...Read more
OKAY, SCRATCH MY FIRST IDEAS. I HAVE ROUND TWO OF HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS FOR YOU ALL TO VOTE FOR. PHANTOM OF THE OPERA DID WIN BY A LANDSLIDE, BUT LET’S SEE HOW IT DOES WITH THESE OTHER TITANS. <3: PHANTOM, AGAIN. <>: DRACULA (APROPOS FOR #ABCC’S DRACWEEK). <3<: A CAT. JUST A FUCKING BLACK CAT. C3<: ASH KETCHUM. BECAUSE I’VE BEEN ADDICTED TO PLAYING POKÉMON RECENTLY, THANKS TO SOLLUX.
CONSIDER THIS YOUR FORMAL FIFTEEN MINUTE WARNING PRIOR TO THE START OF #ABCC #ABCC-GMT’S SHOWING OF DRACULA (1931). COME IN EARLY, PREPARE SOME SCALDING LEAF FLUID AND A SNACK, AND GET COZY. #GETIN.
YOU GUYS LIKE THAT I REMEMBERED THIS WEEK? I FUCKING TOLD YOU I WAS LOCKED IN.
CINEMANIACS OF #ABCC. SPECIFICALLY THE CINEMANIACS OF #ABCC-GMT. GET READY TO FUCKING GET CINEMANIACAL. I AM, AS ALWAYS EXCEPT FOR SOMETIMES, YOUR #ABCC-FILMLEADER HOSTING THE #ABCC-GMT #WATCHPARTY OF: DRACULA (1931) YEAH, IT’S OLD. YEAH, IT’S FUCKING AWESOME. A CLASSIC YOU SHOULDN’T MISS IF YOU EVER WANT TO HAVE HOPES OF CALLING YOURSELF A FILM BUFF. WE'LL BE STARTING AT 21:00 (9PM) SHARP. HOP ON THE #ABCC-CHATTR TAG AN #ABCC-GMT TAG TO LIVEBLOG WITH YOUR FELLOW CHITTRERS. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, OR A MOVIE SUGGESTION OF YOUR OWN, HEAD TO ABCC'S WEBSITE, LINKED BELOW. I’VE ALSO ...Read more
HOLY FUCK. I FORGOT ABOUT #ABCC. WHAT KIND OF A GODDAMN LEADER AM I. PLEASE, #ABCC-GMT GOERS, HAVE ME DRAWN AND QUARTERED IN THE PUBLIC SQUARE. I DESERVE IT. I’VE JUST BEEN HAVING A FUCKING DAY.
ATTENTION NOOKSUCKERS ANONYMOUS, AKA #ABCC VIEWERS NEW AND OLD: THE #ABCC-GMT VIEWING OF STRANGE MAGIC IS ABOUT TO BEGIN. YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES UNTIL I START IT, SO HURRY THE FUCK UP AND #GETIN.
THE. FUCKING. ODYSSEY. LONGTIME READERS AND FIRST-TIME OBSERVERS, I BRING YOU THE #MOVIEKAT REVIEW TO MARK THE FUCKING AGES. I STARTED THIS REVIEW UNDER THE PRETENSE THAT I WOULD BE GOING ON THIS JOURNEY ON MY OWN. BUT HUBRIS HAS A REAL FUNNY WAY OF KICKING YOU IN THE SHINS (SPOILERS). I TOLD @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST ABOUT THE FACT THAT I’D JUST SAT THERE IN A DARK THEATRE AND GNAWED BASICALLY THROUGH THE BOTTOM OF MY KERNELSPLOSION BUCKET FOR THREE HOURS, AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HE DID? HE SAID TO ME, “KARKAT. WE HAVE TO DO THIS TOGETHER. WE HAVE TO DELIVER ODYSSEY TO THE PEOPLE.” SO. HERE WE ARE....Read more
SEVERANCE EPISODE 7 SEASON 2, TIMESTAMP 16:38. I NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT THIS. SPOILERS, SORRY NOT SORRY. OH FUCK RIGHT OFF. GEMMA WAS FUCKING PREGNANT. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. HER AND MARK HAD SUCH A HAPPY LIFE TOGETHER AND NOW WE’RE HERE. YOU CAN *SEE* THE LIGHT LEAVING HER EYES IN THE TEN SECONDS OF THAT CLIP FROM THE TIMESTAMP. I’M FUCKING ILL, IM GOING TO BE SICK EVERYWHERE AND IT’S BEN STILLER’S FAULT.
ATTENTION, ADORABLOODTHIRSTY MOTHERFUCKERS. #ABCC #ABCCGMT IS HOSTING AN IMPROMPTU STREAM OF ZOOLANDER TOLIGHT, BECAUSE I COULD USE A LAUGH AT BEN STILLER'S SORT OF GAUNT FACE. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. I'M STARTING IT IN DEAD ON TEN MINUTES, SO #GETIN. LINK BELOW. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/V/ABCCGMT
OKAY, I’M UP. I’M FUNCTIONAL. I’M GAUGING INTEREST IN AN IMPROMPTU #ABCC #ABCCGMT MOVIE IN AN HOUR. THIS ISN’T THE USUAL SCHEDULED SHOWING FOR THE PST VIEWERS, THIS IS FOR THE COOLER BILIOUS STANDARD TIMERS. I’M OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS, TOO.
GREAT TALKS IN #ABCC #ABCCGMT’S FILM CLUB FORUM. A WELCOME DISTRACTION FOR ME RIGHT NOW. #GETIN. #MOVIEKAT HTTPS://MSPARP.CHAT/ABCCFILMCLUB
I, REGRETTABLY, ALLOWED THE #SUBSTANCE I DRANK BEFORE #ABCC TO TAKE OVER MY PRONGSTUBS LAST NIGHT. THOROUGHLY MORTIFYING, LOVE THAT FOR ME. AND SO. FOR THE RECORD, BECAUSE I WAS TYPING ALL KINDS OF LIES YESTERDAY, @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST IS NOT THE BEST ME EVER. *I* AM THE BEST ME EVER, FUCK YOU. BUT YOU’RE A CLOSE SECOND I GUESS.
CINEMANIACS OF OLD AND NEW: HOP IN THE #ABCC #ABCCGMT FILM CLUB FORUM NOW INTO THE LATE EVENING. WE’RE TALKING ABOUT HORROR, MY LEAST FAVORITE GENRE, BUT A TREASURED ONE OF MANY OF YOU FREAKS. AND BEHAVE. OR ELSE. HTTPS://MSPARP.CHAT/ABCCFILMCLUB
ATTENTION WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. I HAVE FINALLY DECIDED TO PULL THE TRIGGER ON MY SANITY, AND SO I PRESENT TO YOU: THE ABCC FILM ANALYSIS CLUB. AN OFFSHOOT FROM OUR MOVIE NIGHTS AND #WATCHPARTY, THE #ABCC #ABCCGMT IS HOSTING A FORUM TO YAP ABOUT YOUR BULLSHIT FILM BRO TAKES. I REALIZE THIS IS A BIG TRUST EXERCISE FOR BOTH ME AND @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST , SO DON’T FUCKING FUCK THIS UP AND RUIN IT FOR YOURSELVES. BE RESPECTFUL, GOD DAMMIT. I DON’T WANT TO READ ABOUT ANY OF YOU SCREWING UP A CHANCE TO BE POLITE MOTHERFUCKERS AND SHARE THE WORLD OF CINEMA WITH YOUR FELLOW TROLL AND/OR MAN. ANYW...Read more
#ABCC #ABCCGMT GO GO GO. HAPPENING NOW. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/V/ABCCGMT
TWENTY MINUTES UNTIL SHOWTIME. #ABCCGMT #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WILL BE SHOWING PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL. OH YEAH, BABY. BELIEVE IT. THE LINK IS LIVE NOW. #GETIN. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/V/ABCCGMT
FUCK ME, IT’S FIENDSDAY ALREADY. CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE, I WON’T EVEN PRETEND LIKE I WAS SUPER PREPARED FOR THIS ONE. THE #ABCC #ABCCGMT IS HOSTING A #WATCHPARTY OF PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL. IT’S ANGSTY. IT’S ADVENTURE-PACKED. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, IT’S AN UNRIVALED ROMANTIC CLASSIC, ARGUE WITH THE WALL. IF YOU CAN MAKE IT, I’M HOSTING STARTING AROUND 21:00 GMT/BST. THAT IS 9 PM FOR YOU IDIOTS WHO CAN’T USE A 26 HOUR CLOCK. #GETIN, ASSHOLES.
I’M CONSIDERING HOSTING A SLIGHTLY ADJACENT SESSION ONCE A WEEK (PERHAPS LESS FREQUENT, EVEN) TO #ABCC #ABCCGMT , WHERE WE JUST GET TOGETHER AND SHOOT THE SHIT ABOUT FILMS WE LIKE. LIKE A BOOK CLUB, BUT FOR BIGGER LOSERS AND FILM BROS THAT DON’T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT UP. JUST A THOUGHT. IT’S PRETTY NEBULOUS RIGHT NOW AS IT STANDS. WHAT DO WE THINK? OR WOULD I BE WASTING MY TIME.
HOLY FUCK, I LOST TRACK OF TIME. #ABCC #GMTABCC #ABCCGMT HAPPENING NOW. GET THE FUCK IN HERE. WE’RE WATCHING SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN, YES THE APOSTROPHE IS ESSENTIAL. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/V/ABCCGMT GO GO GO.
GOOD AFTERNOON BULGEMUNCHERS ANONYMOUS, AKA CHITTR DOT ING USERS OF OLD AND NEW. YOU NOTICE THAT SHINY NEW BADGE OF MINE? MAYBE THE NEW PROFILE PIC? WELL, THIS CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING. TONIGHT, THE #ABCC #ABCCGMT #GMTABCC WILL BE WATCHING “SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN”. HELL FUCKING YES. THAT GMT #WATCHPARTY WILL BE HAPPENING TONIGHT AT AROUND 9, KEEP AN EYE OUT ON THE HASHTAGS SO YOU SEE WHEN MY LINK POPS UP. WE’RE SO BACK, BABY. #GETIN.
#ABCC NORMAL SHOWING IS STILL HAPPENING AS FAR AS IM AWARE, BY THE WAY. JUST NOT MINE. MAYBE I’LL HOST TOMORROW IF I’M FEELING PLUCKY.
#ABCCGMT THIS WEEK IS CANCELLED. SORRY, JUST THOUGHT I WOULD CUT RIGHT TO THE CHASE WITH THAT. THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE GMT SHOWING THIS WEEK IS CANCELLED, BECAUSE UNSEEN FORCES IN MY LIFE HAVE MADE IT VERY APPARENT THAT THEY WANT MY LUNCH MONEY, AND THEY’RE GOING TO TURN ME UPSIDE DOWN BY MY ANKLES AND SHAKE ME TILL THEY BREAK ME FOR ANY LOOSE POCKET CHANGE. AND THEN KICK ME IN THE SCENT NUB. AND THEN RIP OUT MY FANGS ONE BY ONE TOO WHILE THEY’RE AT IT. THIS MEANS THAT I’VE TAKEN SOME EXTRA SHIFTS TO MAKE UP FOR THE INCOMING LOSS. I’M SURE LITERALLY NOBODY ACTUALLY GIVES A SHIT, EIT...Read more
HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/V/ABCCGMT GO GO GO. THE ROOM, NOW FOR #GMTABCC. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY
IN CASE YOU SOMEHOW DIDN’T HEAR ME BEFORE: TONIGHT, THE #GMTABCC (BECAUSE YEAH, THAT’S A NEW TAG FOR OUR GHASTLY MIST VIEWERSHIP) IS HOSTING “THE ROOM”. YES, THAT ONE. YOU CAN SAY OH HI KARK TONIGHT AT 9 PM GMT/BST. *THIS IS THE LAST TIME THIS WILL BE SHOWN.* LATER, @ARSENICCATNAPS WILL BE TAKING OVER FOR THE PST VIEWING, AND IT’LL BE ARISTOCATS. THEY FINALLY GOT THEIR WAY, FOLKS. SO IF YOU WANT TO WATCH THE ROOM, SHOW UP TO THIS ONE, IF NOT, YOUR LOSS. I’LL POST THE LINK RIGHT AT 9. WHICH IS IN 10 MINUTES, BY THE WAY. #GETIN. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY
HEAR YE, HEAR FUCKING YE. FIRST OFF, LET’S ADDRESS THE TRUNKBEAST IN THE ROOM, WHICH IS THAT MY TROLLTAG HAS CHANGED. GONE ARE THE DAYS OF BEING KNOWN SIMPLY AS CARCINOGENETICIST NUMBER 2443, NOW AND FOREVERMORE IT WILL BE CREATICGOETICIST, #GETWITHIT. SAME GUY WHO HOSTS THE GMT #ABCC #WATCHPARTY, SAME MOVIE REVIEWS. SAME GUY WITH SPINAL COLUMN PROBLEMS FROM SITTING ON CHITTR TOO LONG. OKAY? OKAY. TONIGHT, THE #GMTABCC (BECAUSE YEAH, THAT’S A NEW TAG FOR OUR GHASTLY MIST VIEWERSHIP) IS HOSTING “THE ROOM”. YES, THAT ONE. YOU CAN SAY OH HI KARK TONIGHT AT 9 PM GMT/BST. *THIS IS THE LAST TIME THI...Read more
LAST WARNING. I AM RINGING THE DINNER BELL. LAST CALL FOR THE #ABCC #WATCHPARTY GMT SHOWING. HERE’S THE LINK, GET THE FUCK IN. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/V/ABCCGMT
AN HOUR AND A HALF TO GO UNTIL THE GMT/BST ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB PRESENTS: "THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS". BOOM. YEAH, THE #ABCC #WATCHPARTY IS HAPPENING. IN 90 MINUTES. KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THE FIVE MINUTE WARNING POST. BE THERE OR FACE MY WRATH. #GETIN .
HERE WE ARE AGAIN. AS THE BELEAGUERED AND LONG SUFFERING CO-LEADER, ALBEIT *STILL* CO-LEADER OF OUR PARTY, I MOTION FOR YET ANOTHER #ABCC #WATCHPARTY, GHASTLY MIST EDITION AT 9 PM GMT/BST. A LITTLE LATER THAN USUAL BUT A GUY GETS FUCKING BUSY ON A FRIDAY. AND YOU SAY, “KARKAT, THAT IS A GREAT IDEA, I SECOND YOUR MOTION!” AND THEN I WILL SAY, “THE MOTION PASSES WITH AN OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OF VOTES AMONG PEOPLE IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY”. TOLIGHT, WE ARE WATCHING "THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS". I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS ONE, ADMITTEDLY, BUT @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST SAYS IT IS, AND THIS IS A DIRECT ...Read more
LAST CALL. LAST FUCKING CALL. I’LL BE STARTING THE STREAM IN FIVE MINUTES, SO HURRY UP. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/V/ABCCGMT BRING YOUR OWN BULLSHIT NIGHT (OBVIOUSLY OPTIONAL, FUCKING *DUH*).
ATTENTION, ALL OF YOU TWITCHY EYED TROLLS AND HUMANS WHO I HAVE TO BARELY STOP MYSELF FROM PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST TO CALL FRIENDS, TONIGHT’S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY GMT/BST EDITION IS PUSHED BACK AN HOUR. SORRY, CAN’T GET INTO IT NOW, BUT I HAVE IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO ATTEND. IF YOU WANT IN, COMMENT. IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR THE STANDARD PST SHOWING, THAT’LL BE WITH @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST . IT’S BYOB, BY THE WAY. #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. BE THERE. OR DON’T.
THANKS TO ALL WHO ATTENDED MY VERY FIRST HOSTING OF THE #ABCC #WATCHPARTY ON THE GMT/BST SIDE, IT WAS FUN. I HAVEN’T GOTTEN A CHANCE TO SHARE CINEMA PROPERLY WITH OTHERS IN A REALLY FUCKING LONG TIME, ASIDE FROM MY REVIEWS. WHICH BY THE WAY, IF YOU HAVEN’T READ MY MOST RECENT ONE, IT’S KIND OF MY BEST YET, SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GO FEAST YOUR LOBE STEMS ON IT. ANYWAY. THANKS. IT WAS NICE.
THIS IS YOUR *FINAL* FUCKING WARNING. I REPEAT, YOUR ***FINAL*** FUCKING WARNING. THE GMT/BST #ABCC #WATCHPARTY IS HAPPENING IN FIVE MINUTES. HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE, FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO KNOW. COMMENT IF YOU WANT IN. OTHERWISE, I’LL BE POSTING THE LINK TO THE MOVIE ROOM SHORTLY.
YOU HAVE LESS THAN ONE HOUR UNTIL THE GHASTLY MIST TIME / BILIOUS STANDARD TIME SHOWING OF HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE FOR THE #ABCC #MOVIENIGHT. LOOK OUT IN YOUR INBOXES IF YOU’VE ALREADY RSVP’D, AND IF YOU HAVEN’T, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN WAITING FOR?
POSTING AGAIN SO I REACH SOME MORE OF YOU. YOU’LL HAVE TWO MORE CHANCES UP UNTIL IT STARTS TO SECURE A SPOT. FOR 7/8 - 7/10’S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY, AND MY INAUGURAL PILOTING OF THIS PLANE, WE WILL BE WATCHING: HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE (2004), FROM STUDIO GHIBLI, AT 7 PM GMT/BST. **THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS SPECIFICALLY FOR THE GHASTLY MIST / BILIOUS STANDARD TIME OR ADJACENT ATTENDEES (GMT/BST).** I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH. DON’T GET IT FUCKING TWISTED WITH THE WATCH PARTY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET. DON’T BE AN IDIOT AND RSVP FOR THE WRONG ONE. IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR PST, CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST IS YOUR GU...Read more
FOR 7/8 - 7/10’S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY, AND MY INAUGURAL PILOTING OF THIS PLANE, WE WILL BE WATCHING: HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE (2004), FROM STUDIO GHIBLI, AT 7 PM GMT/BST. **THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS SPECIFICALLY FOR THE GHASTLY MIST / BILIOUS STANDARD TIME OR ADJACENT ATTENDEES (GMT/BST).** I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH. DON’T GET IT FUCKING TWISTED WITH THE WATCH PARTY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET. DON’T BE AN IDIOT AND RSVP FOR THE WRONG ONE. IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR PST, @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST IS YOUR GUY, GO TO HIS POST. OTHERWISE, GET YOUR TICKETS BY RESERVING A SPOT HERE OR IN DMS. IT’S A FUN MOVIE, AND I...Read more