@creaticGoeticist — #abcc-chattr
COME, MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME CINE-MA. GET READY TO FUCKING JUMP IN THE LINE, ROCK YOUR BODY IN TIME #ABCC, BECAUSE WE’RE GOING SOMEWHERE THAT’S GREEN FOR #SIDESPLITTERWEEK. WHY SIDESPLITTER? BECAUSE THESE MOVIES ARE FUCKING SO HILARIOUSLY DARK, THAT THEY’LL BUST YOUR GUTS AND SPILL THEM ALL OVER THE FLOOR. MAKE SURE YOU PURCHASE A MOP THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. CLEAN UP AISLE YOU. WE’VE GOT ONE HELL OF A LINEUP. TAKE A LOOK: #GMT-ABCC IS HOSTING LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (1986). #EST-ABCC IS HOSTING BEETLEJUICE (1988). #PST-ABCC IS HOSTING TUCKER & DALE VS. EVIL (2010). AS WE GET CLOSER TO THE P...Read more
GOOD AFTERNOON, FUCKERS AND FUCKERS-IN-LAW OF #ABCC. SPECIFICALLY THE CINEMANIACS OF #ABCC-GMT. GET READY TO FUCKING GET CINEMANIACAL ONCE AGAIN THIS WEEK FOR THE KICKOFF OF #MEATWEEK. I AM, AS ALWAYS EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME WHERE I FORGOT (AND I’M STILL SELF FLAGELLATING OVER THAT, LET ME HAVE THIS), YOUR #ABCC-FILMLEADER HOSTING THE #ABCC-GMT #WATCHPARTY OF: PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES (2016). I THINK THIS MOVIE SUCKS IN THAT UNIQUE WAY THAT I HONESTLY FUCKING LOVE. PICTURE THIS: 19TH CENTURY ENGLAND (SHOUT OUT TO MY BEFORISH COUSIN @ ), OVERRUN WITH THE LIVING DEAD. YEAH, IT’S FUCKING A...Read more
WAKE THE FUCK UP OUT OF YOUR BURIAL SITES, EVERYBODY. START GROANING AND HOLDING YOUR FRONDS OUT IN FRONT OF YOU AND STUMBLING AROUND LIKE A BUNCH OF IMPUDENT CHIMPS WITH BALANCE ISSUES. CINEMANIACS OF #ABCC. GET READY TO FUCKING GET CINEMANIACAL ONCE AGAIN THIS WEEK FOR WHAT OUR FILM LEADERS HAVE DUBBED AS “MEAT” WEEK. WHY MEAT? BECAUSE THESE MOVIES ARE FUCKING MEATY, IS THE EXPLANATION I GOT BEFORE POSTING THIS. WE ARE SO GODDAMN WITTY. WE’VE GOT ONE HELL OF A LINEUP FOR YOU. TAKE A LOOK: #GMT-ABCC IS HOSTING PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES (2016). #EST-ABCC IS HOSTING SWEENEY TODD (2007). #P...Read more
CINEMANIACS OF #ABCC. SPECIFICALLY THE CINEMANIACS OF #ABCC-GMT. GET READY TO FUCKING GET CINEMANIACAL. I AM, AS ALWAYS EXCEPT FOR SOMETIMES, YOUR #ABCC-FILMLEADER HOSTING THE #ABCC-GMT #WATCHPARTY OF: DRACULA (1931) YEAH, IT’S OLD. YEAH, IT’S FUCKING AWESOME. A CLASSIC YOU SHOULDN’T MISS IF YOU EVER WANT TO HAVE HOPES OF CALLING YOURSELF A FILM BUFF. WE'LL BE STARTING AT 21:00 (9PM) SHARP. HOP ON THE #ABCC-CHATTR TAG AN #ABCC-GMT TAG TO LIVEBLOG WITH YOUR FELLOW CHITTRERS. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, OR A MOVIE SUGGESTION OF YOUR OWN, HEAD TO ABCC'S WEBSITE, LINKED BELOW. I’VE ALSO ...Read more
HEY. HEY YOU. LISTEN THE FUCK UP. I WILL BE AN #ABCC-FILMLEADER HOSTING THE #ABCC-GMT #WATCHPARTY OF: STRANGE MAGIC. HOLD FOR APPLAUSE. AND GASPS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. STRANGE MAGIC IS BACK, BABY, AND I’LL BE SHOWING IT TONIGHT FOR THE ABCC WATCH PARTY PART ONE. IT’S RATED PG, SO HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES. WE'LL BE STARTING AT 8:30 PM GMT SHARP. HOP ON THE #ABCC-CHATTR TAG AND #ABCC-GMT TAG TO LIVEBLOG WITH YOUR FELLOW CHITTRERS. I ALSO HAVE A FORUM THAT I’LL LINK TOO, IN CASE YOU’D RATHER KEEP IT TO THE CLUB AND NOT DISTURB EVERYONE FOLLOWING THE TAGS. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS, COM...Read more
