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i dont know what kind of "show" goon is but i hope its a good one? #nsfw??
== oh god... there's so much... soap... ==
If I’m 8ored enough I’d rate you freaks on whether or not you’d whimper or groan in 8ed ::::/ #8ored #nsfw
// I hope people recognize and love this account for being that stupid loser lesbian vriska
all day every day!
This was such a sight for a sore eye after scrolling through hundreds of trolls having a bulge measuring contest. #nsfw
1 SHULD POST 4 NULG3 P1C SOM3DY4 >:] #NSFW #SUBST4NC3
heeelloooooo!! iii thiiink thiiis ooouuutfiiit iiis fuuun! https://cdn.iiimgcheeest.cooom/fiiileees/92cb091726c3.png
...you should all be grateful I'm not permitted to procreate otherwise there could be oodles of snarky little bastards running around to make your lives worse...
yo wh4tz w1th th3 monst3r bulg3s on th3 t1m3l1n3?? wh3r3z 4ll th3 s4f3 4nd comfort1ng 8 1nch3rz up 1n h3r3?? >8] not s4y1ng th4tz my s1z3, 1m l1k3 19 1nch3z. #nsfw
Whatever, I'm just gonna spiderpost after this!!!!!!!! ::::8 #nsfw https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_7403.jpg
Chitter, chitter, *spider noises*, hiss? I don’t know anymore.
ah. n0t mine. the bu1ge raterz.
Wouldn't you like to know weather boy
50 First Dates
i waz n0t aware that pzi0nicz c0u1d ta1k t0 bu1gez... #nzfw
Lmao I think that one version of mom blocked me
Guess who just bought 50 scratchers?! Jiggy's strikin it rich today
Y'know living life one movie atta time
Hey there
Isss there anyone around currently who handlesss delivery of packagesss? My normal courier ssservice isss out sssick.
He gets me so well. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afb2bdcff303.png #nsfw and also tagging this #incest because of implications even though this isn't *my* Dave.
Raises hand
== its fine... its from last night... ==
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Ampora has been a tall drink of water, think I might drown tonight
I was recently asked this, and yes: I think it is entirely appropriate to "kiss the homies goodnight".
-=[ ddyou think rankmmaid would let mme have a paddle badge too ??? :-)_☺]=-
something cindertrella about pretty girls going into hot topic and coming out with spikes and a few new belts, thank you fairy goth-mothers ☠︎︎