♣ mediated by @dStrider

stealing hearts is a crime

Not at all surprised that you can't pick up analgesics on your own. Would you like one dose or two? #Substances #ColdmedicineIsAControlledSubstance

Good morning. Another #LifeHack, morning can be any point of the day you awaken. Don't allow the social structures of "time" dictate your life.

If you need to try and work out what it means, just assume it's not meant for you.
i mean, i have been learning a lot of japanese.

Unsurprising that you fantasize about me. One day, you too may be chosen by beings beyond your astoundingly simple understanding and enact their will for a great purpose. Probably not, but that shouldn't stop you from hoping for a meaningful life that has more than cocaine and hookers. #Substances #Sex-work #LifeLessons

▲tried killing one of the interns yet?▼

Do not look beneath your desk. Do not perceive the creature who lives there, she will not attack unprovoked. #ProfessionalHorror #Frightening #TrueStory #TerrifyingTales

You make this too easy.

That is not what I meant and you know it!!

I say man some of you guys are real jabberwockies. As in you guys *jabber* a LOT.

Thats not what I meant!!

You're smart enough to figure this out. You can do it.

Growl.
Oh. I do love letting my freak flag fly~ SNS Is one of my favorite times to do so. So many people tend to catch my attention~

Who the hell bullies someone over a tuna sandwich, they would have to be a very shallow person.

Laced or unlaced?
