June Egbert
@ectoBiologist
just the one and only (in this timeline anyway) heiress of breath! pronouns are she/her, if you deadname me i'll block you
Why is it that this algorithm never 8lesses me with fourteen of the same alluring women, each one more captiv8ting than the last, trailing 8ehind me like a digital entourage. Instead I arrive to find another altern8te of the slimiest man I know is following me .
she thinks there's an algorithm.
ugh! performance anxiety really kicking my ass tonight.
you can do it kiddo! i believe in you!
good afternoon chitter. i am thinking about playing sonic cross worlds today! i bet you can't guess my favorite character.
mega man!
SOM3T1M3S 1TS GR34T H4V1NG 4M4Z1NG T1TS BUT OTH3R D4YS 1 W4NT TO CUT TH3M OFF FOR B31NG TH3 S3COND4RY S3X CH4R4CT3R1ST1CS TH3Y 4R3 4ND PR3V3NT1NG M3 FROM B31NG 4NDROGYNOUS. #NSFW #K1ND4 #G3ND3R #DYSPHOR14
my deepest sympathies.
((Throwing out an ooc here just for my own comfort as someone who is a girl sometimes and a guy sometimes i am not doing a trans girl john egg situation here i am doing a genderfluid here. i don't think i need to specify my own nature to explain that but i don't want to come off as someone who is dismissive of the trans woman egbert arc or of june as a concept because she's great. just doing my own thing.))
((You're gucchi! frankly, for a character themed around "freedom" to the point of breaking free of the narrative itself, genderfluidity makes perfect sense!))
well that was a productive couple of hours. took a nap, woke up with boobs. and then figured out how to put them back. and bring them back. didn't realize this stuff was so malleable for me. maybe its kinda like the reality hop???
what the heck, you can just grow boobs?? i had to get mine the hard way!!
4R3 TH3R3 OTH3R COLOURS OF PONY CLUB
nope! just pink, sorry.
the results of the #wizardtournament semifinals are in! merlin beats out software wizard 5:2 and gandalf holds a landslide victory over felix 11:2! can he keep the momentum going? vote below to decide who will be the true champion of the #wizard tournament https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/image_2026-03-27_215333745.png
round two of the semifinals! titties or kitties? its gandalf the gray versus felixarius the wizard-cat. please cast your votes in the comments. #wizard #wizardtournament <https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcvKJgjWYAInsJw.jpg> <https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/cute-cat-wizard-magic-wand-enchanted-forest-scene-adorable-orange-dressed-as-holds-amidst-glowing-mushrooms-dreamy-363671486.jpg>
round one of the semifinals! merlin versus the software wizard! vote below. #wizard #wizardtournament https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/b5/4c/95b54c2d408cb31eb09105273581d35d.gif <https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GbqAs0QWAAYad9W.jpg>
the software wizard's had my back so many times...but i gotta vote merlin.
oh shit here's a REALLY cute pic from my last pride parade! https://mspabooru.com//samples/15/sample_3f15d82e3b98d717cc977616ed271d6d.jpeg?182574 (yes we still have pride month on earth c. long story.)
\/\/\/\/hy are all o'th'pretty humans from that pirate cre\/\/\/\/? \/\/\/\/hat flag is that?
Oh. Errrr. It's when you... you see, it's... Right. ... Go on, @golgothasTerror .
Its a flag for a country chock full of pretty dames and we shall leave it at that.
https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/3/8eea59888e1d6b047732217cc0f9f6e8a38ebeec.jpg #nsfw Posting this solely for the purpose stated on my previous chitt. Also, new little number that I bought. Thoughts?
jeesh rose you're so pretty!!
round two! gandalf the gray versus surtinott the stormbringer. please cast your votes below! #wizard #wizardtournament https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcvKJgjWYAInsJw.jpg https://64.media.tumblr.com/ceddc818a9e5a7103c9b92cc706db95c/094662bc1514d74d-5c/s500x750/b957f7a6991c65db9f594d7c8ed0ab4df3159307.jpg
first round of the wizard tournament! merlin versus frieren! please cast your votes in the comments. #wizard #wizardtournament https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/b5/4c/95b54c2d408cb31eb09105273581d35d.gif https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/frieren.png
i haven't watched frieren but i'm told she's like the greatest archmage in the world? merlin's cool and all but he's also kind of a dweeb.
YOU M1GHT B3 WOND3R1NG WHY 1 H4V3 B1G RUMBL3 SPH3R3S 1TS B3C4US3 1 H4V3 4 B1G BLOOD PUSH3R 4ND 1M FULL OF LOV3 4ND K1NDN3SS <3
love is stored in the spheres!
Wow. Eg8ert really came into herself once she transitioned, huh?
can't speak for every june out there, but it really solved all my problems! even ones i didn't realize i had yet!
There. Now everyone will know I'm the real fucking deal.
congrats!
........
Okay so technically troll culture means that I shouldn't even 8other thinking a8out my descendant 8ut unfortun8ly I am tainted 8y contact with humans so........
i get that. but it's not like she's your kid in the human sense. you didn't get pregnant or knock somebody up. you're not *responsible* for the kid existing. and even if you were...sometimes humans in that position know they're not ready for it, and they give the kid up for adoption! it's nothing to be ashamed of.
on the other hand, if you're worried about her growing up alone, might i suggest talking to rose and kanaya about it? in my universe, they were planning to adopt your descendant before our vriska stepped in. maybe they'd like to do the same in yours?
Oh w8 no I've met Vrissy that's different. This is like a whole other little Serket.
vrissy? lol that's a cute name. are you sure it's different? i mean, are they in the same universe? cuz there's a LOT of alts and it gets confusing.
I'm almost certain it's different. Vrissy is like a complete clone of me raised 8y Lalonde and Maryam, this one's entirely different.
entirely different...but still your descendant? i thought that MEANT she was a complete clone of you?
I don't know how to explain it Eg8ert just trust me this is different. I've got the like- fancy infinity eye, I can tell.