June Egbert
@ectoBiologist
just the one and only (in this timeline anyway) heiress of breath! pronouns are she/her, if you deadname me i'll block you
oh shit here's a REALLY cute pic from my last pride parade! https://mspabooru.com//samples/15/sample_3f15d82e3b98d717cc977616ed271d6d.jpeg?182574 (yes we still have pride month on earth c. long story.)
\/\/\/\/hy are all o'th'pretty humans from that pirate cre\/\/\/\/? \/\/\/\/hat flag is that?
Oh. Errrr. It's when you... you see, it's... Right. ... Go on, @golgothasTerror .
Its a flag for a country chock full of pretty dames and we shall leave it at that.
gosh all my friends are so pretty. ...not that i think i'm not! not trying to fish for compliments here. if i was, i'd be posting selfies. :p ...i might post some selfies though.
((i want you all to know that before i made this account i was considering making a "john" that would just constantly post the most blatantly eggy things imaginable. but i figured the joke would get old fast, so i just made june instead.))
Okay but that means a complete missed opportunity for Vriska to desperately try (and fail) to crack her egg
(( ive been following a guy on tumblr whos been very obviously eggposting for months/over a year i think so i say follow your dreams lmao
sometimes i do feel like i missed my chance to be a proper parent but what was i gonna do, throuple up with roxy and calliope? marry a civilian?? blehh.
oh gosh i didn't mean to bash on polyamory! technically speaking i'm sorta throupled up with the scourge sisters. i more meant, like, forcefully inserting myself into their whole deal, when they're clearly happiest together, would not have worked.
</3: That Is Quite Fair Darling! Not All Poly Relationships Work Out Sadly, It Is Only Natural To Know When That Is And Step Back,,,
Human parenting is so lame anyhow. I turned out just fine 8eing raised 8y a giant spider!
well yeah, but i'd need a second person's dna for that, and that's still a whole can of worms.
if she's vriska's kid, how come i'm the one who has to spend a quarter of an hour every night convincing her to go to bed?
🦖cuz annoying your parents friends is top 10 things to do duh
@ectoBiologist i miss your wife.
fiir2t po2t on thii2 godfor2aken 2iite two get an actual out loud laugh from me. of cour2e iit2 a joke at 2omeone el2e'2 expen2e.
part of me wanted to make an "i miss my wife" post ages ago but apparently a whole significant subset of my alts are legitimately divorced so it feels bad to joke about it now.
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I WILL NOT MISS YOU. THAT IS FOR CERTAIN. ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN I AIM MY RIFLE, AT YOUR DUMB WHORE FACE. HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA!! GET WRECKED, BITCH.
...it really depends. cuz like, the ones that fumbled *you*? absolute skill issue. do better. the ones that married terezi, maybe it was for the best.
tru. follow mocalis advice n say u miss ur alts wife (me, xcept i was nvr married #freesoul)
#nsfw shawty let me hit because i'm a god and she'd do anything i ask of her which creates a really uncomfortable dynamic and that's why i don't date civilians.
Uncomforta8le? I wasn't aware any other dynamic was an option! #nsfw
sometimes i envy jade's household. four reasonably rational adults and two kids seems like a good balance. meanwhile i have to be the reasonable one for the scourge sisters AND their kid, basically one rational adult to three children.
foUr? well now, that's a marked difference from my timeline. :U oUt here, she's got dave, karkat, and jUst one kid for now. ...haven't seen oUr scoUrge sisters in a tick, honestly. they might have adopted a wiggler or two, who knows? ^u^
she's got nepeta too in mine!! and she (nepeta) and karkat just adopted a grub recently. if your vriska wasn't around when her descendant was born, she probably doesn't have a kid! that was the only reason mine ever thought about adoption.
i'm not sUre she has a descendant here... there's been a nitram and an ampora confirmed, bUt those were both well before oUr arrival in the cUrrent era. i sUppose i coUld ask kanaya to Use her sway with the caverns to procUre some sign records to find oUt for sUre, bUt that woUld be rather rude.
oh yeah totally plus wouldnt that b a crazy breach of privacy?? if vriska ever has a descendant theyll probz announce it not keep it sekret lol
i don't know about your guys' timelines but in mine, when vriska's descendant happened, it was like, a big deal, kanaya told everyone (that is, the group) right away. she and rose were actually gonna adopt her until vriska stepped in and called dibs!
i know jade says she gets dysphoric meeting boy alts in the bubbles but i don't mind seeing johns around! we're all living our truth, and that's what matters! be free! be yourself!
all jades are valid and all but it hurts a little to be dead named even by proxy.... :(
i can't imagine. it REALLY helps that john is such a ridiculously common name that i can just mentally divorce myself from it.
thank you for understanding. genuinely that means a lot, me.
lucky.... at least grandpa knew i would end up a girl while he was in the medium and took care of it fast but the interim was tough :)
an egbert is an egbert! and an egbert is a pretty amazing person to be <3
i wonder what's the most controversial post i could make on here...(WITHOUT being a bigot!!)
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Pineapple on pizza is a good start. Even if previously used.
I've heard in the past that "drinking gas" and "minions" are controversial topics. But we should strive for unity not strife. Ego sum ira Domini.
see, this is almost tempting, but i'm afraid it could come off as religious intolerance? especially considering i am literally a foreign god.
...if i ignore it, maybe it'll go away.
maybe i just need to ignore it even harder than everyone else!!
hello world!
hey jane! how's the company and/or the family, depending on what's going on in your timeline?