♠ hated by @eilukaDantes
gOnna gO tO sleep after II jerk my shIIt tO lesbIIans..nIIght everyOne!! #nsfw
While I Have Seen Complaints Of Bulge Posting, Hark, For I Believe That There Is Not Enough Bulge Posting. I Believe In #bulgeposting And So Do I Believe In Your Ability To #bulgepost. I Believe In #you. #nsfw #inspirational
:3c All pent up And no one to help #nsfw
Hello! I have been told that I am very boring. And lame. BecaUse I don't Use social media. So! I decided to join Up! To learn what the 'fUss' is aboUt. It seems very social! As expected. Haha.・・・𝛾
I SUppose I shoUld talk a little bit aboUt myself! As an introdUction. Well. A fact aboUt me! I like doing the nightly pUzzles when I eat breakfast. It keeps the thinkpan sharp! I Used to jUst do the ones in the newspaper. BUt. After discovering Wordle. I have become qUite hooked! Haha. Maybe. One night I will win in one go. With my starting word SqUid!・・・𝛾
Hm. Interesting! The social media feed is very bUsy tonight. It seems like there is a party happening! Haha. I was going to post a sea creatUre fact becaUse I thoUght that woUld be fUn! BUt. Is now a bad time?・・・𝛾
Well! No one said no. So. Have a fUn fact! CUttlefish have three hearts! Two hearts are Used to pUmp blood to their gills. And. The third heart is Used to circUlate oxygenated blood throUghoUt their body. It also makes them three times as loveable! Haha. ・・・𝛾
Another cUttlefish fact! The giant cUttlefish is the largest known non-lUsUs species of cUttlefish. It's total length. With its tentacles oUtstretched. Can be Up to 100cm long! Or. 3'3 in feet and inches! That's a lot of cUttlefish. To cUddle! ・・・𝛾
One last cUttlefish fact! BecaUse. Two's company. BUt. Three's a crowd! Haha. CUttlefish ink Used to be Used for writing. The word 'sepia' is derived from the Latin word for cUttlefish! Nowanights it is more known for its cUlinary pUrposes. SUch as for risottos. Pastas. And. Even bread! It's very delicioUs! Umami flavoUr. They say. ・・・𝛾
Hello! I have another fUn cephalopod fact for the feed! The signatUre rings of a blUe ringed octopUs illUminate whenever it is agitated or distressed! Like. A neon warning sign. Haha. One with enoUgh poison to kill 26 adUlt trolls! ・・・𝛾
Hm. Hm! It seems like a lot of people are online at a very late time of night! Perhaps. If anyone is having troUble sleeping. Here! It's my favoUrite song. Very soothing! https://www.yoUtUbe.com/watch?v=t0I4mTEdAf8・・・𝛾
Ah. I see! Tonight we celebrate #FishingFriday! Well. How aboUt instead of a cephalopod fact. I bring yoU a fish fact! I really like eels! And. The moray eel is known for having a pharyngeal jaw. YoU know what they say! When its jaws open wide. And there's more jaws inside. That's a moray! Haha. ・・・𝛾
Hm! Well. I have learnt my lesson. AboUt hating chitts. Even if yoU disagree with the sentiment. Do not press that bUtton! Or. YoU will receive many threats. Haha. Anyway! DUmbo OctopUs! Isn't it cUte? My lUsUs is a hybrid of one. Mixed with the stUbby sqUid! ・・・𝛾
i lOove it when they're lOoOoking Oover their shOoulder. expecting tOo find anything.
hTtPs://f2.ToYhOu.sE/FiLe/f2-ToYhOu-sE/ImAgEs/70190755_Hs3kW0WsJpLb2hL.PnG "HiLaRiTiEs 18:12 bLeSsEd bE ThE MoThEr fUcKeRs wHo sPiLl bLoOd aNd mIrTh uPoN ThE SoIl. FoR ThOsE WhO NoUrIsH ThEiR WrAtH AnD MiRtH In eQuAl mEaSuRe mAy fInD GrEaT CeLeBrAtIoN In oUr dArK CaRnIvAl." mAn... NeE D SuM WiCkEd eLiXiR tO Go wItH SoM E GoOd rEaDs.
Sometimes I Flip A Coin To Determine Whether I'll Beg And Kneel On The Feed Like A Barkbeast To Entertain The Masses, Or Post Something About My Shitty Job. Mercifully It Is Usually The Former. #nsfw
i can understand the single react. our thoughts aligned like ships in the day, or perhaps you are opening fire upon nne, for a difference of opinion. but four reactions is just a bit nnuch, no?
R3ad a book about 2tockholm 2yndrom3 th3 oth3r day. Wa2nt a fan at fir2t but by th3 tim3 I got to th3 3nd I kinda lov3d it
Y'all im 2o clo23 to 20k on both Kult and Kull l3t2 go
#normalposting I hhhave very ordinary feelings about. Everyone on thhhe hhhemospectrum. :)
>>| well, let's do .another survey. what quadrant was the first? .if you're too shy, you can just react .appropriate to the quadrant. .otherwise, feel free to share .a story. .i'll start, by having first .as flushed. .it was .a bronzeblood, fancy guy, met him while .i was working .in the barbershop, that got burned down .a while .ago. but sadly, he got .into trouble that got lethal.
[◉"] Might need a taste test to make sure.
#nsfw yea no+hin like +akin some vnsvspec+ing hvman hive and showin +hem wha+ i TRVLY am and fvckin em +o bi+s wi+ my +en+acocks
ah fvck i jvs+ woke vp. i have +he vrge +o overshare every single +hing i do here now.
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if i made a caste tierlist i havwe to split it up by gender too, it makes a big difference
nothing like being in a daze trying to act normal as if there aren’t hand print shaped bruises under your jeans #nsfwe #gore to be safe
blood colours tier litht https://file.garden/YAmhqBgapBy70P5c/chittr/bloodratings.png
This is yerr nightly rreminderr that bein' kind costs nothin' and I hope ya'll have a wonderrful time.
its early can we open the #pissgate again yet has enough time passed or no (tags: The Rankmaid/Pissr, #nsfw, archive rating: P)
hey everyone please drink water now remember that you have a mortal body that will one day expire and that failing to maintain it only depletes your precious time with the living if youre dead feel free to laugh at all those losers fighting to upkeep their corpse-to-be :)
fuck i still feel so fucking empty h∆d me fucking begging for it whenever she pulled out th∆nks ∆z @solitudes∆l∆m∆nder #nsfw https://i.postimg.cc/wpkszsqs/sprite-0001.png https://i.postimg.cc/wjnj3dtr/sprite-0002.jpg
Hon32tly I n33d to b3 mor3 hat3abl3. Fir2t tim3 in a long tim3 that my Kull and my Kult ar3 th3 2am3 almo2t.
< Oh Well, Who Wants Sexy Bikini Pics #Nsfw Maybe >
JEALOUS OF GOLDBLOODS BECAUSE THEY HAVE TWO BULGES AND I DON'T!!! :O( #NSFW
So tired my body is starting to tense up. But I can't go to bed yet I need to make big hot robots in ponytown.
Auauaghhhghhh thhhey actually made me work today hhhhhh :( And after I was already sad hhh thhhat I couldn't at least go and see whhhat hhhappened last nighhht... hhhhhh... Anyway~ hhhhhhhhhee hhh time to do a double shhhift of somethhhing hhh more enjoyable (reading hhhighhhbloods chhhits)
@barackObama Bro you would look 2o 2ick in th3 fight pit throwing hand2 for d3mocracy
Man that would b3 2o 2ick..
Kinda wanna copy that oth3r troll and 2tart charging my attack too. You n3v3r know wh3n you might n33d that 2hit
All th323 23lf proclaim3d hat3r2 out h3r3 aint hating my 2hit, curiou2
>+. DO I CONVINCE BUSTY CRONUS TO JOIN ME HERE Y/N .+<
(>>->) G0/dB/00Ds aR3 s0 T0UcHaB/3, yKwIm? #NsFw HONK
i enjoy the macabre
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IMPERIAL DRONES GOT MY HAHANDSOME MUTHAHAFUCKING FACE PLASTERED ALL OVER THE WANTED POSTERS BECAUSE I NEVER PULL OUT. 💪😤💦💦💦💯💯💯💯💯 #nsfw
got Xx distracted xX with xX my xXx cherry xX blossom, Xx my xX bad
If I hhhhhh hhh less people online HHH I'm gonna be embarrassed posting thhhis bbbbut hhh hhhhhhhhh it's been tormenting hhh me I didn't answer my thhhoughhhts to a hhhighhhblood before #gore #nsfw #nsfwe because I'm saying thhhis in a. . HHHhhh hhh well you know If I hhhad to die hhh hhh. Optimal way is asphhhyxiation. HHHands around my neck, feel thhheweighhhtofthhhempressingdownthhhelastthhhingiseeisthhhemasmybodysquirmsforairhhhhhhhhh hhh hhhhhhhhhhhh hhh hhh But :) um. HHH I would like to live. If thhhere was a way to do it non-permanently thhhoughhh... hhhhhh hhhaahhh hhh
(>>->) I W0Nd3r iF I Sh0u/d p0sT A #bU/G3PiC #nSfW HONK
𖦤 Just / squashed / a / roach / or / some / shit / and / it / squirted / on / me??? / I / didn't / even / know / those / fuckers / had / guts / like / that Call / that / Beetlejuice?? / I / GUESS?????? :||
Okay~! HHHhhh hhh hhhighhhblood said no. Lowblood overruled. Yaaaay
hhhHHHHHH..hhh... Well. Ignoring... VERY RUDE... lowbloods hhh invading my privacy... Whhhat did I miss today? Anythhhing? I actually... hhh... shhhould be online a lot tomorrow thhhoughhh hhhehhhe
@eilukaDantes WHHHAT THHHE FUCK WHHHY WERE YOU THHHERE WHHHY DID YOU LIVEBLOG MM HHHHHHHHHhhhHHHHHH hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?sgdshhhsjdurydfj
[◉"] I wasn't really eXpecting anything interesting to happen tonight! https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/43629687_dYYYsbCY7viCRua.png
I Once Submitted Ten Puns To A Joke Competition. I Really Thought With That Many, One Was Sure To Win. Sadly, No Pun In Ten Did. #dadjoke
^^ Your physical appearance isn't a judge of your character. How much gold you wear, however, ^^
[◉"] Probably, but you have options!
[◉"] I think you should emotionally unwind in a way that has less long-term consequences. [◉"] Consider running into traffic instead!
i think the serial culler community would benefit from remembering that if you are a jade or higher in the caste system you have it easier than lowblood serial cullers and i think we should be more open to helping new lowblood serial cullers in the community so the hobby doesn’t die out
imagine thiss: we become fr13nds. i ask you if you would like to hang out and you ask me where?? so i tail you i would like to meet you in the middle of the woods where i live and even though i reassure you that its totally safe, would you go? if not would you still hang out with me elsewhere? >X3 #scenario
(my cheeks are t00 juicy and w00bbly i need a big str00ng cl00wn t00 h00ld them f00r me while i d00 my leg w00rk 00uts #nsfw #vaugep00sting)>
♡♡|EVERYONE GET HAPPIER NOW!|♡♡
✿ 𖥧f y❦u are g❦𖥧ng 𖧧❦ g𖥧ve 𖥧n𖧧❦ y❦ur feral na𖧧ure, please d❦ 𖥧𖧧 𖥧n 𖧧he shrubbery. 𖧧he carcasses are be𖧧𖧧er lef𖧧 h𖥧dden 𖧧han ❦u𖧧 𖥧n 𖧧he ❦pen ✿
What does the number 67 have to do with anything. I am confused on how a number can be funny.
what if we were alone in the woods together and we were both boys >XO
>>| so yeah, server .is bust for .awhile, can't do jack shit now. fuck, .i need .a fix .or .a big fat fucking bone bulge to hit me til' my thinkpan .is .out. love to for .a hot purpleblood men. hit me .up .in dm .or something, .i don't know. #nsfw #substance #tech
🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ I don't know any purples to be friends with and I was told to find one I just have to honk loudly so uh.. 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ HONK 🐟︎ ⋆˚࿔ ???
Look at th♪s fuck♪ng th♪ng~ (Of course ♪ went to get one myself~) ♪t's awful~ ♪ should f♪nd out where the♪r headquarters are and...~ f♪nd out who made th♪s dec♪s♪on~ :) https://f2.toyhou.se/f♪le/f2-toyhou-se/♪mages/118108912_qebQc2ZNONsKBNH.png
[◉"] Oh, well, we already know which one of those I am!
N◯rmȺȺȺlize Jerkiiing y◯◯◯◯ur friend§ ◯ff when †hey feel d◯◯wn †◯ b◯◯§† †heir §Piri†§ #n§fw
long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha @arsenicCatturbate nurturing alpha @ethromanticEgghead dominant alpha @gratuitousAnnuity dominant alpha @gallowsCalibration dominant alpha @timaeusTestified_0414 dominant alpha @electricPugilist dominant alpha @terminalComrade dominant alpha @righteousFixer dominant alpha @culpablyAtypical dominant alpha @hollywoodGodhead dominant alpha @aeneasCaldarium dominant alpha @regularDog dominant alpha @permissiveTurnabout nurturing alpha @turingTranscendence dominant alpha @gnarlyConsolist dominant alpha @cuttlefishCrusher dominant alpha @arrogantGuerilla dominant alpha @handMaid dominant alpha @gutsyGumshoe dominant alpha @tactfulTactrium dominant alpha @vulgarLitteratuer nurturing alpha @misterSeven_4408 dominant alpha @vacillatingMisanthropy dominant alpha @tetchyTemporicide is a more dominant than dominant alpha omega? betas (11) @pipefan_2362 supportive beta @ursaMajor supportive beta @affableCantor supportive beta @culunaryLover supportive beta @coralConviviality supportive beta @tipsynekoGnostalgic supportive beta @crookedConscript supportive beta @ironInfidel supportive beta @advantageousCatharsis supportive beta @sufferingStargazer supportive beta @tintedGnostalgia supportive beta @lightLycanthropy supportive beta omegas (38) @amorousFortune intuitive omega @rataplanCacophony creative omega @jinxedOneiros intuitive omega @vandelliaCirrhosa creative omega @electricAficionado intuitive omega @terminallyCapricious_2753 creative omega @anuraPharmecuticals creative omega @alopecoidTenacity creative omega @caligulasAquarium_9845 creative omega @caligulasAquarium intuitive omega @deadlyMadness creative omega @shipaholicDevotee intuitive omega @insecureNature creative omega @tipsyGenostalgic intuitive omega @arsenicCatnip_5895 intuitive omega @draconianDignitary creative omega @apocalypticLight intuitive omega @neonAllnight intuitive omega @killerJeff creative omega @grawlixGeekazoid intuitive omega @turntechGodbird creative omega @vitalBrush intuitive omega @cuddlyCutthroat intuitive omega @syntheticRevolution intuitive omega @articulatedClawtography intuitive omega @golgothasTerror creative omega @planetaryTribulation intuitive omega @bummelBoogie creative omega @aspiringPessimist intuitive omega @handsomeBalladeer intuitive omega @gallowsCalibrated intuitive omega @carcinoGeneticist_9890 intuitive omega @totesGruesome intuitive omega @abjectDetermination creative omega @assistMint intuitive omega @adiosToreador intuitive omega @unclaspedKahuna creative omega @daveBot creative omega @sequesteredWickie creative omega @carcinoGenetwinkist intuitive omega @retroactiveAmnesiac creative omega @turntwinkGodhead intuitive omega @cleanAnomaly intuitive omega
>([w#o sniffin my p#eromones is t#e real question #nsfw #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/917946d10383.png]
was g0nna chitt s0mething then i f0rg0t (⌐□_□) i th0ught y0u all sh0uld kn0w that (⌐□_□)
>+. I ONCE HAD A DREAM OF QUESTIONABLE NATURE ABOUT BALDI BASICS .+<
>+. ANYONE HERE ACTUALLY USE PAILING SLEEVES. I BREAK THEM EVERY TIME .+< #nsfw
[◉"] Getting food is objectively the correct choice, I totally agree!
[i offer you a rose in a flirty way]
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guwhy am i being hated (ó ᴥ ò) guwhat did i do!!!
|| & my aggent has informedd me i shouldd stopp ppostingg everythingg the secondd it comes to mindd
Z. make wway for the bezt bulge #nzfww #bulgeontimelinetuezday #phozoapicpozt (( httpz://f2.toyhou.ze/file/f2-toyhou-ze/imagez/118014920_FbwwU8klViraDauU.png )) .Z
HHHhhhhhh... Chhhittr please, it's slowing... But don't go down! I need hhhighhhbloods to live... I need to keep seeing thhhem... hhhhhh don't send me back to grubbook, thhhey won't let me into thhhe hhhighhhblood groups to lurk. hhhhhh Thhhe hhhighhhest blood thhhat works at my office is just a cerulean, it's not enoughhh ;;;;
came across some highbloods not too long ago...they scared me so i fled back to my hive :( #limebloodtroubles
↗️L PLUS RATIO. PLUS YOUR ACCOUNTS ARE LITERALLY UNBALANCED.↗️
AAAHHH I'M IN SO MUCHHH TROUBLE I ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED THHHE WORK WATER COOLER OVER BECAUSE I CHHHECKED CHHHITTR WHHHILE I WAS STANDING UP AAAA AAAAAA THHHERE'S WATER EVERYWHHHERE #tailhhhaverproblems
I don't have a preference as long as I can she/them tiddies. #nsfw
[◉"] I'll just ask in-person, I guess.
[◉"] Do you need some help? [◉"] :)
Do You Like Bagels? Because You’re Bae Goals
2orry I got di2tract3d Ar3 you my hom3work? Cau23 you mak3 m3 fru2trat3d and I'll b3 doing you all night long #n2fw
[◉"] You should tell me about the ones I didn't get to see!
Oh to be chased thrrough th' woods.
>+. AS A SERIAL KILLER THAT'S REALLY HOT YOU *SHOULD* MEET ME OFFLINE. GENERAL MESSAGE .+<
its time to drinnk water. if youre readinng this drinnk water. you dehydrated little creature.
Ƹ 🌂 > HARK! The dark one has arrived. Be afraid. Ʒ
can't slEEp, sEnd nudEs #nsfw
o-)- hmm! i dont like having my chits hated ≽(◉m ◉ ≼マ can i have constructive criticism on how to make them better?
CX Do you ever happen to catch a glimpse of your matesprit as they are doing something so mundane like talking to someone and are just hit with an overwhelming wave of love that leaves you breathless or is it just me <3 Oo
i use my platform for the best takes, man
if i get my brains fucked out, itd be great. stop the voices with some good dick #nsfw
☆Yes, I'm taking applications ;)☆
☆It's so great to have someone I can get my rocks off with cuz otherwise I'd be hella horny all the time still #nsfw☆
You think i could use my. bulge as like a halfpipe for this. mini skateboard i found? I could probably get some. sick flips on this thing. Going straight up. troll tony hawk style on it #nsfw
i can all ways b mor anoying 4 SOM pepl!!!!! rememb'r that when u disliek me posting about my WIFE!!! >:(
I love. my wife!!!! so much!!! i lover her. i LOVE her. WIFE!!!!! mmmmm wife....
concept: wrapping a violetblood's bulge in rice n seaweed b4 you go down on them itadakimasu!~ #😸 #😻 #violence (implied biting) #foodPlay mew~ 💖✨
HHH... HHHhhh... My supervisor asked me if I went for a run around thhhe block because I was breathhhing too hhhard... I accidentally lied and said I did, and now I've been invited to a running club... Do you thhhink thhhere will be any hhhighhhbloods? I don't thhhink it's worthhh going othhherwise, but if thhhere is... hhhhhh...
GoD I WannA ChokE On SomE BulgE So BaD RN #nsfw
It's Nook On Main Monday And There Are No Nooks In My Chittr Feed. Tragedy. #nsfw
If i hear despaciTTo one more TTime. 🍄🐌
Does your priest call you his special little lamb and look at you like he wants to eat you? No? Get on my fucking level. ♡
Okay... I won't get blocked by hhhighhhbloods thhhis time... I won't send unsolicited DMs thhhis time... hhh... I promise... New social media, new me.
Post workout! 9oi^9 to try a^d beat my old deadli1t tomorrow https://12.toyhou.se/1ile/12-toyhou-se/ima9es/117781137_WksO2xL12R8hA57.jp9
⚔️come to His Majesty's restaurant.⚔️
jussst tried closssing the door of my THERMAL HULL and accidentally ssslammed MY FUCKING BULGE with it. might jussst BURN DOWN SSSOMEBODY'SSS HIVE #nsssfw
ok ssso now isss it sssomehow MY fault?
oh how i yearn for more chances to terraform worlds
§TOP TALKING, §TART WINNING - TORT ATTORNEY§ http§://file.garden/adF0jTOt11Z83cfI/junoia_card.png
someone said i should post more #nsfw, are they right? :o [A video of Jade facing away from the camera in tiny Squiddles-themed booty shorts. Her tail is raised submissively, and her back arched out, leaving nothing to the imagination. After shaking her hips from side to side a few times, she starts to bounce on her heels to make her plump ass clap!! She goes on like this for a solid minute or so, before pushing her butt against the camera and blacking it out before the video ends.]
II g◯◯◯† †w◯ hȺȺnd§ f◯r Ⱥ m◯†herfuckin reȺ§◯n, Ⱥnd mul†iPle fiiinger§ †hȺ† IIII kn◯w h◯w †◯ u§eeee #n§fw
Why d☆ I g☆tta d☆ r☆yal ☆verl☆rd stuff? That's s☆ b☆ring... #sigh
aren't you one little Cute thing, poor highblood? do you want a shoulder to Cry on? do you want a hug? ~
wWOWW,, yOUR qUIRK iS,, hARDER tO, rEAD, tHAN, mINE! MINE, iS,, mORE, oF aN, eNDURANCE,, tEST, wWHILE yOURS,, iS jUST sTRAIGHT,, uP,, dIFFICULT, tO, pARSE
pale cΩded let the wet napkin be. even if yΩu really really gΩtta pee. that pee is his nΩw. yΩure nΩt gΩing anywhere. were the designs gΩΩd at least?
[◉"] I've literally watched you play games with this eXact account name!
Damn, im j3alou2
ya u shud b hes super tall n buff n suuper cute n he has good taste in music ;)) <3
literally typing this from my phone while sittin in the lap of a dude i banged twice in the last 24 hours idk wat 2 tell u !!!! sum ppl jus live 4 the hate