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Dariya Lionel 🦋

@emergentMonarch

Am I too old to be a debutant? ~~ Tutor to the Heiress Lippel ~~ He/Him ~~

Blood: VioletKult Score: 403Kull Score: 46810 followers2 following

I fear I have unintentionally introduced her Highness to the concept of mirror selfies ~~

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၄⋆၃ awwwww what a sweet little lady she is oh and youre here too looking quite nixe #silly

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#aw

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i love ur phone case

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She is darling, isn't she? ~~

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She Looks Very Happy.

You know she likes to be included ~~

I must say, the Princess is an excellent ballroom dancer. Especially when she is standing on my feet ~~

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I have literally never done anything wrong in my life, for the record ~~

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<action; statement input; statement: yes, i can see that. input; statement: i hated on that post because it was se|f-absorbed & i found that annoying />

<action; statement input; statement: yes, i know about the boi|ing the wrigg|er jokes. that was obvious as a joke, rather than a sentiment that seadwe||ers often express comp|ete|y serious|y, |ike the post we are commenting on. />

I am only just realizing that you seem to think I am arguing with you ~~

<[emotion_detected: confusion_|ow] action; statement input; statement: i do not particu|ar|y think that input; statement: on|y my rep|y about your statement not being obvious as facetious was intended in anything resemb|ing that way input; statement: & that was more an attempt to exp|ain than to argue, anyway />

Mm. In that case, you are an over~explainer. A word of advice, darling: If someone does not understand you, that is their problem to bear. The more to fight to clarify your meaning, the more power you hand to them ~~ You don't owe us explanations. A poignant silence is a strength ~~

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The more *you fight. Tsk. ~~

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<[emotion_detected: annoyance_|ow] action; statement input; statement: i am aware. input; statement: if someone does not underst&, they wi|| ask & i wi|| be ob|igated to exp|ain, potentia||y with more detai| than i wou|d |ike to give. />

I asked only one question, darling. A yes or no question, at that ~~

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<[emotion_detected: annoyance_|ow] action; statement input; statement: i am aware. the answer was not a c|ear yes or no, so i was forced to e|aborate. />

If you have not noticed, you are still here. Still explaining. I am making an effort to refrain from asking you rhetoricals ~~

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A repost for the current crowd, as the Princess is disappointed to have stopped receiving attention after last light. Important questions, people! ~~

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၄⋆၃ do not boil the prinxess she has things to do very important things

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In the pot she goes.

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Not even a little? ~~

A compelling case ~~

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ii wouldnt even have 2topped two make thii2 po2t, wouldve ju2t chucked her iin the pot

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I am not trusted in the kitchen ~~

Excellent point. Perhaps her unicorn shirt would have been better for this image ~~

Honestly, it's incredible how many seadwellers fail to recognize certain elements of our Empire's status quo as political stratagem ~~ Soon enough we'll have a generation of weak leaders too caught up in buying their own product to make intelligent decisions ~~

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It's kinda hilarious how lost everyone gets in their own sauce.

It does not bode well for the longevity of the Empire, but then...How much am I really meant to care about that? ~~

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Lol same, exactly. Not our problemo.

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A terrible pity, seeing the treatment these helms go through. I was under the impression pilotbatteries had been largely phased out of the fleet, given how costly it is to force one into submission. Nevermind the fact that compliance is hardly guaranteed ~~ Much simpler to use a helm solely as a power source and hire a pilot who wants to be there. Though still a ghastly business, of course. I do very much approve of the newer ships that run on actual engines instead of psionic power ~~ Of course, we'll never be rid of the practice entirely. It's a vital threat in the Empire's arsenal. I can scarcely imagine the types of rebellion we would witness without it ~~

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Now, then. I find myself itching for something to read. I don't suppose anyone here has any literature recommendations? ~~

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*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Rainbirds is a good one, if you like a mystery.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★

Oh? I'll add it to my list ~~

I have been told I cannot threaten to boil the Princess. Being that I am an obedient man, I will leave it in the public's prongs instead ~~

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~Y~

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Y.

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In the pot? ~~

Nay! /

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This is my way of saying N

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#InTheSoup

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This Is Not Funny.

*ੈ✩‧₊˚𖤐Only a little bit.⭑⚝⭑ᯓ★

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Hello, Will ~~

Dariya.

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I have convinced the Princess we are boiling her tomorrow. She claims she does not want to be soup. After some reassurance that she will be more akin to an artichoke, she seems to be genuinely considering how she feels about this ~~

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For a spot of good news in my life, requested by strictly no one: The Princess invited a kitchen worker to dance with her today. Multiple words. A bigger win for us than you could know ~~

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Love and hate in the air tolight, I see. Very quaint. ~~

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Shall I expand upon the politics of my Alternia? I do so love to exposit, and it would be de~lightful to explain something beyond the current scope of my pupil's lessons ~~ Our gl~orious Empire is, of course, ruled by an Empress, as I'm sure you well expect. But the universe, you see, is a remarkably large place, and her Majesty cannot be everywhere at once ~~ For us, this is where the lesser fuchsias come in. Not of the Imperial bloodline, they are not permitted to duel the Empress for the throne. They may, however, duel each other for power. Colonies and Alternian territories alike are divvied up and claimed by these lot, overseen by them in the Empress' absence ~~ Beneath the fuchsias, you find us violets, typically serving as the boots-on-the-ground policy makers, the seconds in command, the direct line to those un~touchable mighty few ~~ As for purples: Regional Grand Highbloods are common here, appointed by their own regional rulers and given free reign to subbjugglate and enforce the Empire's values in their territories. You will oft find them working at a scale violets, with fewer numbers and a less centralized culture, simply cannot ~~ In truth, our Empress has not been seen in quite some time. Some wonder--and this is rather controversial to say--whether she is still out there at all. At the end of the night, I suppose that matters very little. The Empire expands as always. The politics keep politicking ~~

Hm. Perhaps I should scope out the number of ornery fuchsias present on this site before I consider sharing details of mine (and by extension, the young Heiress') ~~ From the looks of it, most of the royals I've seen are across dimensional lines, and would, I assume, pose very little trouble ~~ My, how marvelous that would be. The squeakbeast race on my own Alternia is a tremendously tiresome thing ~~

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My, what an eclectic bunch you are ~~

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Eclectic, darling, means to hail from a wide variation of origins. ~~

Artisan only ~~

>(^= $p1 KITTY RESTS HER CASE =^)<

Kitty may need to brush up on her vocabulary ~~

Wood-fired? ~~

>(^= $p1 KITTY THINKS BΦRING FISHES SHΦULD FΦCUS ΦN BEING LESS BΦRING INSTEAD ΦF BITING THE MESSENGER =^)<

*Variety, by the by. An egregious error on my part. Sickening ~~

Darling, you seem a mite confused. Are you lost? ~~

>(^= $p1 YΦU DISAPPΦINT KITTY =^)<

I will survive. ~~

Oh, that was not about you, green thing. ~~

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mm.. 2hame..

Would you like a post about you? I do live to please. ~~

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iit"2 not a2 fun iif iit ii2n"t organiic..

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Ah, well. Shame ~~

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Oh is ~that~ what that little wayward "hate" was about? And here I'd assumed it was discomfort with seadwellers #vagueposting ~~

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I have just remembered that my sin is pride. Go on and have this, then ~~

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———You SHOULD bƐ proud! Waow!!!——Ɛ

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ohh , your fins look so pretty !

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꩜ ~You look so good!!!~ 𓂃⛱

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Thank you, darling. I do try to take good care of them ~~

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How very kind of you to say, darling ~~

Willy does not want me to call her a diva. Because he is fooled by her wiles. ~~

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Not My Name.

Hm? ~~

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Wilard. Not Willy.

I'm afraid I don't follow, love ~~

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I Don't Have The Patience For This.

The patience for what, Willy? ~~

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Don't.

Well. Seeing as my pupil was acting a Di~va today, I feel I've not done my due diligence in enlightening the youth ~~ Maybe I ought to start waxing educational here, just to fill the void ~~

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The Princess is in a mood today. Si~gh. I expect we won't be getting much done. ~~

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