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I feel like I'm at war with Smart House (1999) everytime the hate bot comes around. The world is so beautiful.
catch me rocking tf out to My First Kiss by 3OH!3 at the club cus wtf do you mean theyre playing this in 2026
xx_https://open.spotify.com/track/7uIrdhnGQw7bZSR2ygopuX?si=230caf2362b94684_xx
oh its ♯doublevague you didnt even ♯tag it you ♯geniussonofabastardbitch
You can trust me with the aux. You can trust your good friend Casper with the aux.
To make you specifically feel less than.
I am t.o°rn between self-preservati.o°n and righte.o°usness in thisi m.o°ment
welcome back everyone
(\_/) so how many of us actually did something productive in the down time, and how many of us sat staring at the screen and frowning? (\_/)
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I was just making sure he knew.
now ♯throw them into a ♯pit & ♯releasethelion
Your name is fucking Eebie Deebie.
According to my Kull:Kult, you guys really like me. :)
#nowplaying http2://i.ibb.co/Nnd2mYqK/1775354979971.png #lyric2 #lyric2po2ting
i never recovered from reading bully x nerd trope fanfic in my formative years and it shows. #nsfw
the way i fold at any aggressive man is embarrassing #nsfw
christ your quirk mmade mme innterpret this REALLY unnfortunnately for a mmommennt
#nsfw #tagginjustincasebcimresponsibeke :) foamign at the mouth abt dilfs. yeah thts the post. u get no more hront up rox
Pizza dud3???? Larg3, 3xtra ch3323, p3p oliv32 and mu2hroom2 from 2om3wh3r3 that2 got 2tuff3d garlic cru2t ill fuck that 2hit UP
thinkin about having a little weed drink w lunch #substance
♰ its a relaxing pass time :) ♰
would you still love me if i was just mindless prey? #nsfw #prey
Th3 thing2 id do to you b3hind th3 m3rch booth2 at th3 m3tal 2how whil3 cov3ring your mouth 2o you dont g3t too loud and blow our cov3r #n2fw
>>| why there's too much passive trolls .out there? where's violence, cruelty, culling?
3 lines and a bulge w♡uld fix me.. #nsfw
Your3 in hi2 DM2, im in hi2 b3droom painting hi2 to3nail2 a bunch of 2up3r dop3 color2. W3 ar3 not th3 2am3.
#nsfwe #abuse #prey i think being hunted down and abused would fix me 0u0
((Not familiar with oviposition porn but i will hashtag do my best #nsfw))
i can give y༄u a hand if y༄ure feeling left ༄ut lil br༄
concept: a human boy gritting his teeth and rolling his eyes back as he gets pailed "please breed me, please, knock me up, get me fucking pregnant" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Human/Human, human fetish, breeding kink, this one requires a little human anatomy context gomen unfamiliar readers, #nsfw, yaoifulsunday, archive rating: E)
I'M DONE BEING #NICE. THAT WAS A DEEPLY DISTRESSING TWO HOURS. WHERE I COULD THINK OF NOTHING TO POST. DON'T WORRY. MY BELOATHED FOLLOWERS. #NICEMAID IS DEAD. I KILLED HER. USING A HEAVY PAPERWEIGHT. TO BEAT HER IN THE STUPID FACE. AND PERFORMED INDIGNITIES ON HER CORPSE. NOW I'M NORMAL AGAIN. #KILLING #VIOLENCE #NSFW #NORMAL #NORMALMAID
(( as my avatar and banner too. I'm just a real tech magician that's all :) I'm also thinking of letting some people to load their avatars/banners on server but uhhh.. a bit egoistical idea I think?))
My page has a deadly toXin with a 50% chance to have been released in the last 24 hours.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Art should comfort the disturbed!!!! And disturb the comfortable!!!!!!!! A safe space just prevents an important part of growth!!!!! And that's getting over it!!!!!!!!!!!!! Putting the shit keeping you back behind you!!!!!! Wiping and flushing!!!!!!! Isolating yourself causes the same problems yer tryna solve!!!!!!! What is with trolls? Do they wanna wind up all floppy 'n easily done in? Ya gotta expose yerself t'stress... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < Or ya break under it!!!!
THIS PAGE IS ALSO NOT A SAFE SPACE BUT YOU FUCKING KNEW THAT ALREADY. WHERE DOES THAT DUMBASS GET OFF
my page iZ not a "Zafe Zpace" i buried landmineZ and forgot where i buried them all help
https://file.garden/Zr_IfHMSYR4_NWeK/60d572ee8e62e0fb5e0201e24040240e.jpg
X Dw I’ll hate ur posts and say vile things to you if you want x
h@ppy to see our popul@rity’s rising from the de@d x)
Alternative to divorce proceedings and annulments: Simply (Your name) the Kill them.
Hello, We @re @bout to Touch you.. we @re fre@ky Sincerely, the Zombies
YOU SHOULD BE MORE POPULAR (:B
YOU COULD HAVE CAME OVER MINE (;B
Oh word I m3ant what3v3r th3 fuck 3v3ryon3 did la2t night. #2ub2tanc3
my ♯posturepole
#elppp t#eres oil everyw#ere t#is is a disasterrr walking isnt even fucking POSSIBLEEE #workoutfails ##elpme #oil
I have never tried too rip soomeoone's guts yet doo yoou recoommend #goore
For 2ur3, I mo2tly wa2 ju2t a2king what kinda rippin gut2 you w3r3 tryna g3t into #gor3 #n2fw?
Wh3n i f33l down I want you abov3 m3
i need to be chased down in a cemetery and pailed #nsfw #nsfwe #cnc
thinking about a highblood slipping something in my tea and using my throat #nsfw #nsfwe #cnc
(^^)> Wowf boys, giwws, and theys unite! #wowfboys #wowfgiwws #wowftheys
http2://i.ibb.co/Tq0ym25W/1775269597777.png
Oh to be marked up and bruised all over... i desire it oh so dearly. #nsfw
Jeff the Fucking duh.
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concept: your kismesis using your horns to drag you around after them, just grabbing and leading without your permission to shake or nod your head, forcing you to answer their questions how they want as handlebars to keep you from pulling back when they start using your throat (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, <3<, hornplay, oral, archive rating: M)
>>| men kissing .is hot. yaoi .is very hot. .i'm gonna pass .out https://hive.beeb.trl/img_2179.jpg #nsfw
⚇ Hilarities 26:6 ⚇ “We're all gonna get our ticket punched, little brother. Ain't no point borrowing grief from the future- just trade the jokes while you got 'em and make sure they're funny.” ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
dstop being so ggod damn funny its not alowed
back fr0m 7he mee7 up, le7’s jus7 say he wasn’7 a rainb0w drinker… i ha7e flarpers s0 much guys… x”c
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/Nofin like a TERRIFIED tasty treat to SATISFY my HUNGER~ I'll have to bring a piece to my dumb little MOIRAIL so he can have a treat too~/
:33< okay :33< https://i.imgur.com/7hV99y8.png
₍^. .^₎⟆ Okay! https://f2.toyhou.se/f!le/f2-toyhou-se/!magesSss/100280742_uTEMoESsZnQS!kzU.png~
Hello everyone, friendly reminder to those in office settings that the people around you can view your desk if you’re in a small room and the office cannot afford dividers. Also do remember headphones exists, do not listen to troll 9 inch nails on full blast right next to other people doing paperwork while watching eastern animated shows on 0 volume for some reason. Also the show being turned down DOES NOT cancel out the fact everyone can hear your music
The person who was throwing pens at me got fired
5H1T 1 H0P3 TH15 W0RK5 1 W4NT Y0 5J0W 0FF MY T4T5 HTTP5://188.C0/DW6ZKCP5
((You're doing Gods work I'm so proud of you
=>>ihusk 17, here i cøMe! ( @crøesusKingpin ) https://files.catbøx.Møe/ghlei9.png>>>
Troll Confucius once said: in order to confuce your enemy, you must first confuce your enemy, then you must first confuce yourself. I have no idea what he meant by that.
this nd a xciagfetye #notfixinthtspellinmistake https://as2.ftcdn.net/jpg/01/57/46/33/1000_F_157463382_IqXTEu7eq3CeBmQriWRrV7Y1z65f4pDC.jpg
♰ mm.. don't shy away if its something you enjoy too.. i like indulging the memories and planning for whats to happen next... im not a prudish troll :) ♰
highkey bouncing on it rn #nsfw #vaguepost
sounds like it makes 7ou frown dog
X hhhhhh i was hitting on this cobalt dude and he charmed the fuck out of me Imm not going to lie, like dude had me wanting him in a romantic and not viciously horny way #nsfw x
// He wouldn't post this IC but, Shinix without his glasses and hair in his face. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/112128756_QVGju53NzbZxiz0.png
♰ mm.. absolutely. the tinge or hurt among the waves of pleasure getting lost in the mix with one another... smearing my color on his face just to make him think of nothing else... i shouldn't get carried away #nsfwe #gore ♰
Hė.. His last ṅamė is hyphėṅatėd. ȯh my gȯg
Jeff the C'mon man.
▯[[[ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0e96613afb1f.png ]]]
♰ mm indeed... i like seeing him grovel for my nook while soaked in his own blood... there is a beauty in it somehow... #nsfwe ♰
I am extending a formal invitation to @detectiveMiller, as well as @detectiveBarker, to join my universe. It has been brought to my attention that gay marriage is not allowed in his world, and while I cannot change their policies, I can invite them to partake in ours. I am sure I speak for the rest of my constituents when I say: Welcome, both of you.
I lowkey don't even fw god tiers all that much. You think you have someone in a perfect trap and then BAM they turn themselves into actual light????
Finding more of you lovelies who have me blocked. Yummy. Feed me that hatred.
I am so Jeff the Pissed off right now.
my pages bring all the bodies to the forest
I need t♡ be pailed sl♡ppy n♡w. #nsfw
Chittr might b3 dying but at l3a2t hat3 bot i2 okay
LOUDEST RECHIT EVER.
♰ mm.. i do like when it is both :) ♰
Ngl summoner did 2v1 GHB and Darkleer and won Dont underestimate the bull
Chittr! 2tay with m3 buddy :(
Miller-Barker and Barker-Miller Detective agency now opened. #millerverse #noir
ARRIAR — "If you were ever so curious, here's my ancestor. https://kvittanir.neocities.org/modal/panel.png"
I didn’t realize there was #detectiveYaoi sub genre. Clearly I have much to learn.
D3t3ctiv3 Noir: Into th3 Yaoiv3r23
(( DID YOU KNOW THIS NEW COOL AND EXCITING THING? ITS CALLED DETECTIVE YAOI FOR ONLY FOUR NIN- ))
damn i been on this site for a day and the whole 5 minutes it was crashed i was like fuuuck how am i gonna get my detective yaoi now? #ihaveaproblem
Th3r3'2 mor3 than on3 of th323 d3t3ctiv32????? Thi2 i2 g3tting out of hand..
I didn’t realize today for #EridanWeek we would be put into the detective Yaoi-verse.
♰ mm.. i may take you up on that. could have you over to my hive some time to show me :) ♰
♰ now I'm feeling zombiefied face is white and my eyes is tired i'll hug and i'll squeeze you till you're hypnotised show you faces and places that'll make you terrified to be alive #lyrics ♰
♰ good to know.. my ears are more.. flappy i suppose is how i would say it started thinking gauges might suit them better than what i have now.. ♰
i am simply just a dumb fucking dog boy i can mnot fucntion in these conditions #nsfw #nsfwe
♰ how long did it take you to stretch your lobes that far? Ive been curious of it myself. ♰
this shit is so good
Woahh taking it like a champ
hate bot hal i see u making ur daily rounds good morning sweetheart i hope ur day is hateful and menacing
What a dreadful start to a beautifully cloud filled day. I do hope he will stop talking to me. Such an annoyance. Truthfully.
#nsfw #petplay but instead of wanting to b owned i wanna b a stray cat getting chased around the neighborhood by someones dog is this anything
pull my wires till i short circuit #nsfw
Dont li2t3n to him bro2ki liv3 your lif3
D♡es any♡ne kn♡w what I can get s♡me..stuff? I ran ♡ut ♡f mine.. #substance
I'm on my union mandated 45.
♰ that could've stayed an inside thought ♰
Ahah! I have caught a culprit! https://i.ibb.co/Kc5TGhSH/image-2026-04-03-022510609.png (( #violence #nsfw it is just a gun but be weary ))
"= you are criminally. perhaps cullingly. popular. you NEED to be more disagreeable. ="
♯surely you can h&le less than ♯200chittrs
concept: your boss staring at you from across his desk, exhaling a cloud of thick cigarette smoke he taps his fingers over the mahogany of his desk as his eyes travel up and down your figure as if undressing you people love his kind eyes, his soft smile and his witty jokes but only you get to see this side of him "we have an hour until the client is scheduled, detective" he says slowly, taking another drag and leaning back in his chair with knees apart he nods his head to beckon you closer, making room for you under his desk to start (tags: Reader/Boss, Reader/Detective, mlm, no quads mentioned, quadlessfling, chitfic, kind of pale, #nsfw, power imbalance, Human/Human, vague species, detectives on my timeline, hes so hardboiled, archive rating: M)
Here is a photograph of my dog. She is a pure bred Chiweenie cockerspaniel. https://i.ibb.co/5hXzF5q3/image-2026-04-03-102051718.png
Do you want to fuck my boss and his wife?
A photo of my bosses wife to prove he is normal. She is much more privy to photography. https://i.ibb.co/xSL4fkVN/image-2026-04-03-100853067.png
Soorry princess i oonly date men whoo threaten too shoove my oown hoorns up my spinal crevice
•ᴥ- need a fluffy haired grumpy man in my lap to pet. -‿- soothe him with some sweetness. honk honk. -ᴥ•
i think callin me a good boy would fix me. #itwont #nsfw
•ᴥ- i like when you give someone a little kiss and they get all shy. -‿- what are you being so cute for? -ᴥ•
I do so love an older gentleman... ((#yearnposting))
ths and a cigaretet https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiO/IMG_6877.jpeg
:33 < bro wasted no time :33 < hated my stuff back to back to back
damn did nObOdy on this app get any slEEp. me nEithEr
i need more sleepy pills or something fucking hate this four hours of sleep bullshit anyways making that list later and spinning the wheel good luck to everyone who entered
THEY KILLED ME. BUT I CAME BACK. AND I SAW SO MUCH ON THE OTHER SIDE. I AM NO LONGER JUST WOKE: I AM ENLIGHTENED.
She is such a good doggy although she eats a bit fast. I do have to take her out now though. Fair well for a few moments.
Lifė is...Wȯw... https://cdṅ.imgchėst.cȯm/filės/8ėė90fa8617ė.gif
I havė a vėry hard timė cȯṅtaiṅiṅg mysėlf. Basically yaṅkiṅg ȯṅ my cȯllar. My..Gȯ..g....
I am haviṅg a.. Hard Timė bėiṅg... Vaguė abȯut hȯw.. Uh. Cȯȯl aṅd.. Uh Alluriṅg sȯmė.. Uh prȯfilės arė ȯṅ hėrė
I have a photograph for my fans. https://i.ibb.co/tpsgwzQ1/image-2026-04-03-090435818.png
thank you
I enjoy the company of other men. https://i.ibb.co/VWFhyDM7/image-2026-04-03-090025856.png ...Is being blatant working?
It appears I have fallen. https://i.ibb.co/FLtQHtWz/image-2026-04-03-082649466.png
appar3ntly i 2hould b3 glad i dipp3d outta 3ridanw33k 3arly LMAO
✿ well it got a little tart kick to it. and i be guzzlin it down ice cold yup dats the stuff
♯describe it to us
✿ da best juice is apple juice. full stop 🛑 . an apple changes everythin
It's been... an eventful night. #vagueposting #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/19/dd57b8b578e349b621265a55758359aded5200ac.jpg
i didnt even ♯curse ♯eridanweek tonight yall got your own shit goin on i think
♰ i think its a bubble bath surrounded by candles in the low light kind of night... ♰
the inherent eroticism of devouring your matesprits guts shortly after he passes, , , #gore #nsfwe #notinaromanticway
good music, , , shitty soporifics, , , and shoving needles through a guy to hang him up from the ceiling like a puppet , , , you wish you were me , , , #substance #gore #needles #puppet
if youre <urious whether my mo is to make people as vis<erally un<omfortable as they <an be if im in a room with them <ongratulations: yes
[[Roleplay is fun because ill be like. having serious eloquent discussions and then ooc go hey :33333 hru :DDDD !!! and then return to condy literally threatening someones livelihood and reminding them of how they already ruined the lives of people they love]
sometimes geneti< mutations are <ool like i <an li<k people from the other side of a room how <ool is that
KUDOS! ❤︎
tat was the most horrifying site outage of my lyfe tbh i thought i was going 2 die
just he4rd 48out wh4t h4ppened 4t #Erid4nWeek. my 8loodpusher goes out to 4nyone who h4d the mis4tune of 8eing in such close proximity to so much c4rn4ge 4nd glistening,,,, delect48le 8lood.... i will 8e setting 4side 4 ch4pter in my upcoming flushfic wherein my self insert will denounce the 4ctions of 4ny violent extremists involved in the incident. it''''ll 8e right 4fter the ste4my p4iling section with moir4il encour4gement. #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f47ce94b184e.jpeg I am blessed, god you have been such an inspiration to us all
THERES SOMETHING ABOUT THAT WOLF DOM AND BUNNY SUB DYNAMIC.. #NSFWE(?) #DOMSUBDYNAMIC
♰ you’ll have to let me tag along next time.. ♰
Nice
0mg have s0 much funnn!!! p0s7 ph070s mmmmkay??? cx
I N#ED TO KILL MY B@S$ ! N#ED TO KILL MY BO$S ! N##D TO KILL MY B@SS I NE#D T@ K!LL MY BOSS ! N##D T@ KILL MY BO$S I NEED T@ K!LL MY B@$S #g@r#
Rankmaid Rechitt'd my Horror Story. I can only imagine what her interpretation is.
There is not enough of the Yuri on my timeline.
((redoing his pinned post to be more in line with my other ones welcome to blizan. he's an earth c sollux descendant. i've been rping him for about 6 or so years so he's had some development. completely unphased by the multiverse. he likes video games (his favorites being the elder scrolls, fallout, portal, mass effect, and bioshock), coding and computer programming, his cat (nanner puddin) and energy drinks. he also likes electronic music and chiptune he grew up in a primarily human city and attended human school. met takker over the internet and became friends very quickly. finished school earlier than his peers he/him, bisexual, trans man <> - @resonantReprise his voiceclaim is virgil from portal stories: mel lives in the troll subgrub known as DESTROIT in a hivestem with takker @causticGenome ectobaby with influence from john and sollux im open to the idea of exploring shipping with him because i have never gotten to do that with him </3 expect #nsfw and #substance as usual with my muses, though maybe not as much as the others LOL #pinned #ooc
✿ word of advice for all u foolz out dere https://i.ibb.co/G3VxQdHf/ohnono.jpg
There are an awful lot of meowbeasts on this site...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Do you have anything to say fur yourselves?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
my sphere it<hes #importantinformation #nsfw
/Oh my¡ SO many new FRIENDS to make¡ DELECTABLE~/
I think a creampie will fix me. (It won't.) (I am willing to try though.) #nsfw
I have something inappropriate to say.
brother this is gonna be so fucking bad for my psyche i can feel it
Nor do most of us want you to post about it.
Anyone else getting #EridanWeek fatigue? Looks like it's on its way out! https://i.postimg.cc/kX6X98dk/77109360-ACD5-4784-8FB0-52F08A49C8AD.jpg
WH3R32 TH3 FUCKING R3F???
dirk needs to hit jake with the good ol dick twist if he wants to fucking win! GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT MAN #eridanweek #nsfw ish
:33 < LIVE REACTION Pictured is a LIVE REACTION to the DIRK JAKE PAWSIBLE KISS at #rumblenight #eridan #AREYOUCOMING? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/16287606ba93.png @archiveAddict @barackObama
✿ xactly bruh i gotta rep the band properly #streamaperfectcircus
In an effort to more closely relate to my valued constituents, my team and I have prepared an official statement regarding the #WarOnDrugs. It seems this cause is deeply important to you all, and my silence on the matter speaks volumes. This war, like every war, brings nothing but death, destruction, and misery. Nothing good has ever come of this War, and nothing ever will. Families have been torn apart; loved ones, lost. No policy changes will ever be effective enough. This is not a fight that can be “won” or “lost”—the casualties can only be mitigated. With all this in mind, I would like to formally announce my commitment on the side of Drugs. Thank you.
✿ guys im learning how to use sosh meed okay heres my #facereveal https://i.ibb.co/2YPH9Ckr/chud-glurpi.png
:33 < BREAKING #eridanw33k NEWS! Picture taken LIVE at #rumblenight! Feast mewre eyes! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/044218f5f94c.png
MAYBE OILED UP MEN FIGHTING /IS/ HOT.. #NSFW
♰ i think having a large, deeper voiced troll begging for me quietly in my ear with their bulge in my hand would mellow some things out for me this evening... maybe... #nsfw ♰
♰ until death do us part.. and until life brings us together again… ♰
♰ kindred spirits have a funny way of finding their way to each other.. :) ♰
♰ if anything it should draw you in further… ♰
I guess - it - helps - when - it - mentions - anon - users - Actually - might be - enough - for - a - party >
Due to the high amount of carnage that has been reported during the time of #EridanWeek, I will regrettably not be able to attend. However, members of my team that will be present have been instructed to inform me of the latest developments that transpire.
"The feeling of suffocating is one that I am well familiar with. She had done this before in dreams of the past. Tiny claws scratching at wrists as my vision started to blur and yet- unlike many dreams before this didn't end with my death. Sobbing was as loud as my heartrate as I took desperate breaths to breath. Forcing myself up to hold onto a troll as she sobbed in a dark room. Hicks and sobs while I hang onto her chest until she will stop. RED. Red like Ravom... Red like her hair. Every word from her letter echos in my thinkpan over and over again. "If only we weren't in this position" If I was born differently, would she love me more? Would she love me? Would she tell of her love so openly? Wet dribbled onto my head. Looking up into her face- Blood poured from her eyes and mouth and that was all that there was.." Odder - dream - May - use - it - for - an - scene - in - a - story - ... > #gore #dream
yeah - there - isn't - a - lot - I - haven't - seen - many - ... >
i w♋︎uld happily j♋︎in y♋︎u
i lob drawing nomell https://file.garden/Z-r7_3pThB1Egd1E/Screenshot%202026-04-02%20141428.png
Fuck #3ridanw33k but al2o im gonna pull up and g3t FUCK3D up #2ub2tanc3
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? The quickest speed run of SBURB to date took only 4 years, 8 months, 13 days, 6 hours, 12 minutes, and 45 seconds! © SBURB 2009
i have my sanctioned paddle i was told im allowed to bring to get signed no one else bring weapons please there are no weapons allowed other than my paddle im really nervous #imcoming to #eridanweek https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek# https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3d65a7400704.png
some of yall have too high of standards for sex sometimes sex is just desperately rubbing up on someones thigh while they watch and whisper words of praise and encouragement and then when you need to you can just swap places #nsfw
I onc3 again wi2h all cryptobro2 a v3ry m3rry lo23 all your mon3y
#nowplaying MAILPUP - PUPPYPLAY! (feat. femtanyl & sixwing) https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=yg9nZQ0Cfa8&si=VJZcO3Masck5hlr8 #nsfw #nsfwe #petplay
> YOU HATE ME BECAUSE YOU HATE YOURSELF. <
rumblespheres in the pumpkin pat<h #nsfw
((NEVER TOO LATE))
(( yesss.... YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
//_next_time_i_draw_him... i'll_chub_him_up, i_think_he'd_look_wonderful
(( real shit.. im with u
// I should have given fozzer more chub...
((christ i need my eyes checked i thought you said to mention it to hex 🤦 oh well multiple reports dont hurt
♰ a cross upon her bedroom wall from grace she will fall an image burning in her mind and between her thighs A dying messiah full of pain when will you cum again? before him, beg to serve or please on your back or knees #lyrics #nsfw ♰
((actually this can be its own post too. if you think "joking" about the epstein files and the heinous acts against innocent people inside of them is in any way shape or form "funny" you can block me and fuck off. im not going to be nice about this. its insanely disgusting and insensitive to the victims and to people who have survived similar instances of human trafficking along with the emotional, physical, psychological abuse that goes along with it. #ooc #abuse
seeing that youre giving me all the control here to do what i want, , , regardless of whether you enjoy it? yes, , , #gore #nsfwe
Worry not. Your gesture is appreciated, and in spirit, that is enough. Perhaps… one day, when our work is done, I will acquire this “scuttlebuggy” to transport us to the sea, if you would wish the company.
perfect, , , been wanting to try a few things out so youll be my victim then, , , #gore #nsfw
COME HERE, SINK YOUR TEETH IN ME DEEPER GRIT BONE, CANINES SPLITTIN' MY FEMUR RIP US DOWN IN THE HEAT OF YOUR FEVER #LYRIC
opinion on your back being pierced and suspending that way, , , #gore #nsfw
Far from your home, yes? I feel the distance makes the sweet taste more cherished, but it has still been long since I have consumed that sustenance.
￣\ i hope it's never clear to you whether i'm rechitting ironically or in earnest. i hope nothing i do makes sense to you. /￣
desecrating his corpse is probably *why* he haunts me still, , , lmao , , , #nsfwe #gore #hauntings
coin flip for the answer, , , #gore #nottheneck
taking offers to tie someone up, , , and hang them from the ceiling, , , #nsfw #yeah nsfw #hanging
•ᴥ- absolutely. let's do target practice. -‿- -ᴥ•
I could b3 I 2uppo23 2om3on3 you 2hould g3t to know #lyric2po2ting
♰ as many as i told them to honk :) ♰
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
i am once again thinking abt cute boys forcing edibles down my throat n taking advantsge of me <3 #substance #nsfw #nsfwe #cnc
So, two? Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
-7 HONK HONK!! =:o) 2-
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK. Bo)
I kn0w thi$ i$ a j0k3, but lik3ly ab0ut thirty in half a h0ur d3p3nding 0n th3 cl0wn
♯okay ♯whatever im cooking ♯straightup ♯poison
was abOut tO shOOt a spOnsOred pOst fOr my instagrub when this guy phOtObOmbed me. he hit that shit thOugh, gOtta respect it XO —with @skatingAskew https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/c2071d0cebf1.png XO
shin godzilla
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
- For the record. A few trolls have nibblebugged their way out of the woodwork to claimm that in their previous concupiscent relationships with mme (Mint, of Handy Business Solutions!), they were subject to "erratic," or "dangerous," or "actually kind of evil" behavior. Or that I "have an inordinate ammount of hatred in [mmy] feeble body." 😥🤕 - This is NOT true. Don't listen to these mmen. Because any of the wommen I've briefly shared squares with will very Helpfully tell you the OPPOSITE! 😄😁 #ListenToWommen #TheEmmpressIsAWomman #ListeningAndLearning
I just got sent this. I'm unsure how to feel. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/70b2978285f0.png
so apparently offering to keep a man company while hes having a #piss will get you weird looks nowadays #nsfw ig
♰ just two souls, lyrics shared between them, pushers aching... sounds like a spine-chilling time.. :) ♰
♯LIKE TO ♯CHARGE ♯RECHITT TO ♯CAST ♯LOL
The abyss calls to you. #horrorterrors
// boobie. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010432163897946132/1489314059407986790/image.png?ex=69cff74d&is=69cea5cd&hm=0693f65dee736de1b9ad8f4bb1757aa4690276c5b3336eb8d9b99aa5ed65faa3&
♰ hope you don't mind if my music gets loud.. ♰
Nxthing, embrake the freak. #svggestive
WHATS STOPPING ME FROM BEING FREAKIER ON MY POST.. #NSFW
♯hexxingallpurplebloods right now
♰ feels like it might be a headphones in the cemetery kind of night... nothing but floating around and letting the music pour through my soul... ♰
Oh shit! I should talk about Cuspbloods on here! Ok so I think I invented this (because I got frustrated not seeing it) My birthday (4/20) is on the cusp between Aries and Taurus, and depending on which source I am one or the other. Which gets super confusing! Because now I legit don't know which I am So, my solution to this was to make cuspbloods! Cuspbloods are blood colors in between two other bloods. Because I am an Aries/Taurus cusp, I am a Burgundy/Bronze color, or as I like to call it, Copper! Syllii and another oc of mine, Cirvux, are both cuspbloods, and they're on the cusp between Taurus/Gemini signs, so Bronze/Gold, or as I like to call it, Brass! I do plan on making an UPDATED cuspblood chart with their names and such, because other people born on cusps could benefit from this a lot imo, but just know this concept is free to use!!! I wouldn't mind credit tho, but it's not absolutely necessary ^_^
>>| don't listen to him. let those bulges .and nooks fly .across the feed chittr screen like hot tuber paste.
WAIT SHIT THERE IS? ..YEAH THAT IS A PRETTY GLOOMY SKY.
Bite Down Deep Breath Count to 10 Nod your head #lyricposting ♡☆♡
do i creep you out? do i creep you out? do i creep you out? do i creep you out? #lyrics
♰ hope you don't mind a mess.. ♰
a big husky buff boy just walk3d past m3 and h3 sm3ll3d lik3 butt3r3d popcorn i want him so bad holy fuck #y3arning
Let's see if this one catches while I'm away from my regular shitposting duties: #DatingHorrorStories Typical dating app affair. Messages exchanged, some affinity is found, date is set, hooray. Meet up at a nice French bistro to have a first contact, see how everything feels. First question out of this person's mouth: "Has anyone ever told you you look a lot like [So and so adult film star]?" >Abscond.
#nowplaying - cannibalism by slayyyter best song evr. version frm the new album bc the title is also me bt if it saud earth c instead <3 https://open.spotify.com/track/6jMEUqnoREUTIJyVqJaWth?si=w7akFQMrRHWiudKenAE-hA
Fiṅally gȯt a ṅėw rȯuṅd ȯf busiṅėss cards priṅtėd :Dc Chėck ėm ȯut!! https://cdṅ.imgchėst.cȯm/filės/5af5ė8f4da5f.pṅg
i am not a leijon but i will meow when i see a meow just to fit in >X3
I look forward to absolutely wrecking @abjectDetermination at #Eridanweek this afternoon.
As steady as death and taxes. https://i.imgur.com/cNuXiCr.png
-7 Need a #troll6urger right now 2-
B33 < nyall efur s33 a clown make a typo while trying to be intimidating B33 < its furicking hilarious it just shuts them all the way down log off and try again B33 < they hit that hink/honl and its all ofur B33 < like watching a slasher trip ofur a rock in a movie
♰ hopefully they place our graves near eachother so we may hook our pinkies through the soil... ♰
I_really_like_human_burial_practices.The_various_methods_used_to_maintain_the_health_of_the_environment_and_respect_the_dead_is_nice.
♰ gaze into her killing jar, I’d sometimes stare for hours. she even poked the holes so I can breathe. she bought the last line. i’m just the worst kind. of guy to argue with what you might find and for the last night I lie could I lie with you? - the jetset life is gonna kill you : my chemical quadrant :) ♰
:33 < Had to help someone to.. completion, since they got too excited in my PMs.. #nsfw
oh ur 2o right
why ar3 th3r3 a bunch of pil;2 in my pock3t???? #2ub2tanc3
We listen and we do not judge. Suffocation. It's a broadly universal appeal, largely uncontroversial, except for how I want it. Asphyxia is one of the few fetishes that can be subtly indulged in just about anywhere, with virtually more flexibility than even exhibitionism. Thumbing an aortic arch while fixing a lover's tie. Dilating and relaxing blood vessels under shroud of a movie theater. Compressing the trachea while feigning an intent to merely massage. Hugging a touch too tight, stiflingly so, while politely issuing a reminder that I decide when the hugging ends. #NSFW #Asphyxia #Asphyxiophilia #IWantToTakeYourBreathAway #WeListenAndWeDoNotJudge
im so pissed i ran over someones grub and had to pay to cover the damages FUCK its not my fault that it was in my way, i just swerved it was not purposeful fuck you for making me sign that check #violence
♰ how very… cute… ♰
smth about being cruel and affectionate at th same time... digging his knife deeper into my skin and kissing my forehead at the same time............ yes #nsfw #nsfwe #violence #gore
:33 < got my cute ass platonic bestie sl33ping ovfur!! bye!!!!
Happy World Autism Day to every user on this site. You, as well as I, are celebrated today.
when you get that horrid yearning for the darkness and the repressed feelings you have bottled up like a creature trapped in the body of a troll written in the troll victorian era in which the author clearly was venting out their furstrations with the monotonous life of work and clurch and it can only be satisfied with doing said unnamed #basedesires which given the time period can be anything from murder and kidnapping to just sleeping with a hooker and or doing troll drag #gore? #nsfw?
i understand that today was supposed to be a day of prnanks and foolishness but today i recieved: a pushup video with a whimpering and moaning man that was made just for me that i havent stopped rewatchhing i think probably about eighteen times now a photo set of a as the humans would put it dilf doing extremely lewd things to his own body i absolutely reek i need to get in the ablution trap as soon as possible (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, i need to meditate, humiliation, archive rating: E)
So Much Hornyposting And Yet Nobody Is Lusting For Blood And Teeth #pitch #nsfw
// thank you @emotionalCorpse so much omg
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4fa9d2a58c84.jpg You may be a great nsfw person but are you make trollbama cum on 69th notification good? #nsfw
and then some themes relating to the clown bible in even tho its unrelated to everything else but it will be genius somehow
H4WK TU4 #CH1T0NTH4TTH4NG
the troll victorians would love writing a horror novel about this with the most insane blackrom metaphors
(( trying to figure it out right now xp))
i got the ear fins for my collection. than you @humorouseGravedigger today has been really good for me
My fellow Alternians and Chittr.ing users, it is time I retire for the night. My cherished constituents, even those who do not always agree with my stances: I bid you a good night. Trollsevelt, I hope you have the night you deserve.
♰ no need to be embarrassed... i could snap you from quite the flattering angles... :) ♰
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: DUBCON, X READER, FORCIBLE PALE, ASSERTIVE COMFORT) 』 CHROHM X READER // YCSHIPPING // FRONDFICTION // NSFW // PERISHED PEACEFLUTTER ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < #TheWholeGuild ... #FullParty ... #NotEnoughInventorySpace ... #NSFW ...annnnd... #YouAreOverencumbered!!! (;Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) <> It started with a light bit of noggin pettin'. Y/C was used to it by now. How couldn't ewe be? Ain't nothin' outta the ordinary fer YLISSE'S FAIR HALIDOM HEAD CHROHM t'get a bit handsy when workin' ya through yer problems...'specially after a battle. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Y/C wishes they could stop bein' difficult. But it just ain't that simple. The familiarity with which those fine finessin' fingers reached across the empty air...drawn back at th'last moment...it kills Y/C inside. ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); <> "I wish you would just...tell us all what you're thinking," CHROHM began, "we swore to stand by eachother, remember? All of us. That's what being a part of the SHEPHURTS means. That's what we mean. You may be able to pick and choose your skirmishes on the field. Withhold your reasoning. But here? Where trust is supposed to be found, where TROLLS forge their bonds in the very peace we fight and bleed over? All answers must show themselves, or we die blind and alone." (;;Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) <3 CHROHM's fins drooped. Y/C caressed 'em in yer hand, thumbin' the corner 'o his mouth, largely outta obligation. Y/C can't explain why yer like this. The paranoia rises to a fever pitch as Y/C hears the approach 'o frondfalls. Enemy units, no doubt. A spear peels open yer tent flap...and a sympathetic hand eases on yer shoulder...then another at yer underbelly...before long...yer flanked on all sides!!! FEDRIK! LISSIA! Even SUHLLY... ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> "Y/C has been feeling down, SHEPHURTS. Probably all that armor. Can you imagine trying to lug a world of problems around on your shoulder with that dead weight? I say...we see to it Y/C is changed into something a bit more comfortable...by hand." (P1/??) #SWATTPAD #Vacillation #PaleSmut #TheWholeGuild #FullParty #NotEnoughInventorySpace #NSFW #YouAreOverencumbered!!! #XReader #FrondFiction #FE #FlayerEmblem #FEA #FE13 #CHROHM #ImpliedAU #CHROHMxREADER #AdventerrorsFieldGuide #CrossPosting
♰ i certainly could make the camera work happen.. :) ♰
((NEVER DID i fathom i would be rping #nsfw between John Darksouls and Troll Barack Obama via DS1 Player Messages))
-7 If you're out there and you hate me, like, no you don't?? You'd 6e here in my re5pite6lock trying to 6ite my arm off? Fucking po5er #n5fw #quadpo5ting 2-
-7 Troll Google Dot Com look up "rum6le5phere5" near "me" end 5warch query #n5fw 2-
OVERSIZED SHIRT WITH THE HEM CUT OFF I ADORE IS IT CLOSE TO FALLING OFF? YES, BUT IT'S KINDA NICE TO WEAR IN YOUR HIVE!
thr level of high where i just feel warm and fuzzy and content and evrything is perfext #substance
<3-Anyone-wanna-get-into-an-ashen-relationship-and-see-how-long-it-takes-our-mediator-to-realize-we-don't-know-each-other?
⚡the 'nightz zince a cuztomer zaid zome annoying zhit to me' counter remainz at zero =:\⚡
crack is getting expensive so i think this is a reasonable thing to do in this economy #substances
•ᴥ- doing bulge ratings on my onlytrolls. -‿- #nsfw -ᴥ•
I JUST SAW S9ME9NES RUM6LESPHERES IN THE CR9WD. FEELING: UNSURE.
♰ certainly not, for she deserves affection too... ♰
(^･ω･^) < RECORDING MY CHEMICAL QUADRANTS AND STREAMING THEM!!! #ERIDANW33K #MCR #MCQ
Piggybacking off of one of my Nemesister's idea, if anyone gets me an MCQ tanktop from the merch booth at #Eridanweek, I'll be glad to pay back for it with a slight upcharge if needed.
in my non-professional opinion yes but dont worry this is probably a good thing
♰ she powders her face to funeral white, blackened mouth set hard for night. spider-veins bloom beneath her ganders, a patient map of soft despise. sharpened fangs bite her lower lip, blood kept clean with a steady grip. she breathes out smoke and rotten clove, he kneels inside the ash of love. he yearns to serve her, stripped and still, tend the bones she wears by will. her voice unthreads his careful will, each word a wound he begs to fill. he begs to light her cigarette, he bleeds where her fingers rest. takes him to where angels rot, between the graves the church forgot. he frightens her, he begs for more, his pusher a bruise she presses sore. he thinks of her a hundred times, boiled down to broth, to salt, to brine. drink him thin. reduce him whole. let him steep inside her soul. love him living. love him dead. plant him where her shadows fed. bury him close. no cross. no sound. let his ribs learn burried in ground. to dance with her was final breath, a perfect ache. a kissed-off death. #poetry ♰
am i cooked for wanting a version of myself to bend me over right now #nsfw #drunkposting #selfcest #selflove #masturbation if so, forget i posted this and pretend i'm still cool asf thank you
:33 < at #eridanw33k MCQ is here and i swear im gonna faint!!!!
|| I FEEL LIKE THIS WOULD GET YOU NIC SICK IN TWO PUFFS | OVER ||
|| TRYING TO DECIDE WHATS BETTER THAN A CIGARETTE | IM THINKING ||| TWO CIGARETTES MAYBE | POSSIBLY EVEN THREE BUT THAT FEELS A LITTLE INDULGENT | OVER ||
4 follow up from my l4st post. Th4nk you 1nt3rn St4c33. 1 4m l34v1ng 34rly. https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/d0d58d8d2c70.png
Everything I do is bittersweet You could tell me secrets that I'll probably repeat I'm not trying to hurt you, I just love to speak It feels like we're pulling teeth, so bittersweet #lyricposting
oh chittr... how i wanted tew chit 2day, but da horrors.
:33 < *ac takes a drag furrom his blunt* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f8c3c0c01163.png #substance #selfie
I see we are #lyricposting, and I am delighted to join in. This is a personal favorite of mine. And the rocket's red glare, the bomb bursting in air. Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
ea7ing jalapen0 chips and h0nes7ly??? n07 as bad as i 7h0ugh7 7hey were g0nna be! migh7 be my new fav... cx
Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh See you at #eridanweek Alternia .... 😈🔪 https://i.imgur.com/aq2sPw3.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUCK HIGHBLOODS. LITERALLY FUCK A HIGHBLOOD. FUCK A PURPLEBLOOD TODAY. RIGHT NOW. BOUNCE ON MY SHIT. :o/ #nsfw
concept: crawling on top of a mate whos nearly twice your size, her expression calm and almost amused as you begin feverishly kissing at her neck "i was pailing before you had your first molt, darling... you sure you can handle me?" your body reacts without your permission at that statement, moaning into her neck and bucking your hips like a needy barkbeast "no need to rush, eager little thing..." (tags: Reader/Older Woman, age difference, vague quad, no quad mentioned, flushed implication i suppose, Troll/Troll, size difference, big lady, experienced partner, #nsfw)
If y'all aint ki22ing your bro2 goodlight lik3 what th3 fuck ar3 you 3v3n doing???
maybe ill find the things are suggesting me to take there
ive been awake for almost 23 hours but theres 5 or so hours until midnight i dont want to waste time any tips on staying up late?
http2://i.ibb.co/7drQN9zp/imag32.jpg 2om3tim32 i f33l lik3 thi2
No #NSFW tag is quite bold, sir.
show me your pages
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I AM IT IN THIS CASE. I AM THE ONE RUNNING THROUGH THE TWINKS OF CHITTR. #nsfw
Saw a snail today. Effervescent.
if you think about it, the only folks who benefit from the caste system are serial cullers. its really easy to get away with things if no one is looking for you
u guyz ever see a bitch so bad bc she is kind of a horrible prsn but also bc shes so fukin fine but u have to tell urself to get it together n let her be a baddie on her own #vagueposting #notrly #fuuuuuuuuckshessobad
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHERE ARE THE TWINKS OF CHITTR, AND WHY ISN'T THE ANSWER CURRENTLY FACE DOWN ASS UP IN FRONT OF ME? #nsfw
>Isn't it? Th3n it's lik3, wh3r3 do I 3v3n put th3s3 at th3 3nd. Do I just throw th3m into a big ass booksh3lf?
>>| .i support highblood kismesis #yaoi
Svddenly I feel the need tx meet a rainbxw drinker.
a vampire stroking your hair as theyre fangs deep in your neck. #nsfw i guess
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/a8eef5af4954.png ✿ ✿ #m❦ck𖥧mage #nsfw #m❦ck𖥧ngseve #apr𖥧lf❦❦ls ✿
>Crazy how you can just buy a sk3tch book on3 minut3, th3n in a blink, hav3 to buy anoth3r on3 b3caus3 you'v3 fill3d it up with drawings. Th3 proc3ss go3s by so fast...
Would.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #NEWPFP https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5be44057d216.png
♯hexxingchittr is good for it & ♯iwillnotbestopping
sittin down @ the theatr 4 mario galaxy n im lowkey frightend sum1 is gunna recognize the fucking chittr screen on my phone LOLZ
i think its going to be a yuri concept night folks (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, yuriposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
=>>apparently My bøss has been spying øn My cubicle and knøws i have chittr he is nøw threatening tø Make a chittr accøunt før hiMself can søMeøne whøs especialized in Marketing give hiM a call (yøu have tø call hiM graciøus lørd if yøu want hiM tø nøt hang up iMMediately) and tell hiM that this is an awful idea?>>>
♯myemothrall
♯puppetyourhusk to the ♯bakery so that i do not have to go ♯myself
allow me to ♯puppetyourhusk around ♯ineedthepractice
♰ i was wondering if someone else had started puppeting your husk around... ♰
reposting a picture of myself because i am very self absorbed sue me i look good you cannot blame me #gore? #rechitt #blood https://file.garden/Z-r7_3pThB1Egd1E/teeth.png
i guess they arent mutually exclusive huh maybe it is a little bit of both sometimes
i really actually cannot tell when a troll is doing a troll thing because theyre a troll and when a troll is doing something kind of offputting and freaky because theyre just a freak even by troll standards
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/22ce3bd0f88e.png i keep my stash in one of these btw #substance
<3-Totally-just-#pranked-the-#bartender-by-"being-too-loud-and-violent-please-leave-this-establishment"-🔥🔥🔥 #substance
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Aww, y'really mean it???? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I ain't had a buddy t'top tables with or FLARP or Fiduspawn or delve or pall around all diversion-like in so dang long!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Long as yer sure...! I'm plenty happy t'play the typa stuff that interests you...'cuz it's bound to interest me too! Talkin' about...MACABRE stuff, the dead, after-dusk thoughts, grapplin' necks...didja know I could keep someone from suckin' air down their windchute with just two fingers!??!?! Grip strength from frequent lil jots 'n chisels doin' some CRAZY work...!!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < But yeah, no trouble at all!!!!
i do in fact sew and i am thinkin vry much abt making sum
Hmhm. WoahGothic. That is the extent of Today's Humor.
i miss those cute lil fleece hats w the long bunny ears they used to sell at furry conventions #furry
As the void sea begins to fill within you, you lost to its wave, drowning you just beneath the surface. But in the grasp of it, its frozen touch becomes your only warmth. Soothing, relaxing, quiet. You know understand, as every orifice welcomes it in.
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Pschhhhh!!!! Ewe got yerself t'thank for that!!!!!! Yer prompts are always so gosh-darn inspo rich...th'stuff is RIFE with grounds t'make some cutie patootie encounters 'n get my pumper lit ablaze t'visitcha with my thoughts!!!!
▼gog at this rate I'll never overtake Bronya's Kull score what the fuck▲ ▼why the fuck do you losers like me▲
my ex moirail and i once played this fun game called brownie roulette where id make brownies and fill most with sopor slime and one with arsenic then wed eat them randomly until one of us died the best part is that you can’t immediately tell which one youve eaten and you feel like dying either way im undefeated to this day hmu if you wanna challenge me ;o) #substance #nsfwe #cw-self-harm
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Oh, psh, that's easy...!!!! ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < Lemme set th'mood... [] https://jumpshare.com/s/DI0S0v4AI3QgjQXOeGMM [] ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Roll me a Constitution saving throw... ( Ꮚ⚀ロ⚀Ꮚ) < Only an unmodified [6]? With modifiers an [11]? Hooohhhh, golly gee, this one's not gonna turn out too good fer ya...! You brought an extra character sheet, right? D'amore, that's amore no more...!!! (੯ूᵕ̤ू Ꮚ)~ < ...As the little scurrying squeakpests litter yer periphery on all sides, ya find yourself blind to all sights but the flittin' swishes 'o tails, the brandished undersides 'o stampedin' paws...and the hideous gnashin' of fangs...these squeakpests can chew through cinderblock with enough persistence, and prone as you are, they'll be makin' attacks at advantage... o-( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd rollllaaaaaannnnn baaaaahlong~ ✨ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < [19] +2 to hit...2d6, that's...[12] total piercing damage, another attack from the nearby swarm... [17] +2 to hit, another 2d6 for [10] damage...there's barely anything left! (੯ूᵕ̤ू Ꮚ)~ < The squeakpests scurry with avaracious intent. They're fixin' t'make off with ya! Whatever pieces you may've felt unwanted or unworthy...they've captured with th'tenacity of a troublesome set 'o tyrants of the floor b'low...!!! Every fibrous scrap 'o clothin' has been made off with, thread by thread...!!!!! Every hankerin' fer blood 'n for flesh fed!!!!! Yain't able t'make heads or tails of where ya are or what's left of you, 'n what would be the point? You're wanted so bad, so exclusively, so all consumin'-like...that there ain't enough to identify you with...!!! But I can. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < 'Cuz I like you super lots!!!! And...I love playin' 'nd pallin' around whitcha!!!
☆i havƏ all my body parts back now if anyonƏ was wondƏring 0_0☆
shame i would've enjoyed to grab one while i was there
tummy fulla edible gummies im feelin yummy #lyric #substance
@totesGruesome I wish to consume a "Mario Galaxy" with you. Please respond promptly or I shall cull another.
Imagine for a moment you plunged into an infinite pool of ink. Thicker than wine or gravy. It moves with the memory of you. Your smell your taste, absorbed under the mass of a sweet familiar scent. It is the purpose, the sustenance, of your entrapment. You feel our warmth in every mold and grove. Your vessel holds like a damn against relenting waves. It too, like your mind, falls for the call of the abyss. You welcome it. It welcomes you back. That is gift of the Old ones.
i was yannkinng mmy shit cleann off annd they hated mme for it #nnsfw
\) -•-If only a big strong clown were around to help me feel good. *Dramatic Sigh* -•- (/ #suggestive-•- (/
i wish i was alive for the troll victorian era. i just want to be a shadowy figure in the night doing insanely shadey things on the streets of troll london honestly id probably be doing the same thngs except it would be socially acceptable to swear a suit while i do it which is arguably cooler
i was busy nursing panic attacks but i think im ready to face this normal day now! 0v0” (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, normal, archive rating: G)
oh ur 2 broke to afford chittr gold bc u blew all ur money on drugs?????????? fool. get on my levl. chittr IS my drug. #substance
♰ mm.. you know how much i like to stare :) ♰
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SLOPPY ENOUGH TOP WOULD FIX ME I THINK. #nsfw
(( WOAH, did people really went out and hate-commented on your post? wtf. If it's gets too hot, I suggest contacting @ dynamicFlowfields ))
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
people talk about jobless behavior like it’s a bad thing. but have 7ou all (onsidered 7our jobful behavior is even worse? think on that
♰ mm.. pity.. suppose you'll just have to squirm in wait for the end of your shift.. a shame i can't watch... ♰
everyone pause i am CUDDLING my CAT #wholesome #soft #bigbaby #blessed
Little pause because I just cannot in good conscience not do a #humpday post #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/20/0492a07556fd085002072bc5a9a606c0199fb6fd.png
♰ realistically are they checking all their employees accounts..? if so.. it might be hard for me not to tempt you.. ♰
Surely No One Will Notice If You Sneak Away For A Moment.
u evr been like blackout horny like ur so aroused u cant form a single coherent thought and u just sit there shaking and panting and salivating #nsfw #nsfwe #substance
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Chittr is lik£ £vil and lik£, wont l£t m£ cosplaypost.
i apologize, my appendages were somewhere else. #horrorterrors #nsfw
♯mastery starts with ♯drowning ♯nohalfmeasures ♯nocasualinterest ♯nobalancedapproach you must practice until your ♯prongs ♯bleed
that mmmmoment when he ssends u a dm and you sit ther with ur mouth watering n pupils dilating and breath gettin heavy just reading it....................... #nsfw #vaguepost #yummy #imbarking
some people say that jadebloods are submissive and agreeable but ill bust your globe in if given the chance and put your ashes in my po77ery
[[Obligatory OOC Post!]] (( Hi, hello, this is Elaine. She’s a fuchsiablood raised by a a yellowblooded Lusus (a rabbit) and is like super anti-hemospectrum. The story she’s involved with deals a lot with themes of #dubcon #nsfw #nsfwe #substance #abuse #manipulation #psychological-abuse #gore #violence #blood etc, so if that shit isn’t your jam, I recommend blocking. I take no offense to it, and wholeheartedly understand. I won’t spoil anything else about her for the time being, but I sincerely hope you enjoy interacting with her, as annoying as she will probably be. )) (( Oh, also, ref below. Drawn by me :33 )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d5dd5ae4287.png
u evr just stim by puttin the same fuckin song on perpetual repeat and play it rly loud thru ur headphones n just sit there in a catatonic state like is that just me
♰ you warned me about the forest.. model: @claudentGlebe #gore #nsfwe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3c18e033c251.png ♰
// I am glad you like!! :D
lump sat alone in a boggy marsh, totally motionless except for her heart #lyrichour
i i i i really wanna - you you you you make me - we we we we we we should really - i i i i i really wanna- #lyrics #nsfw #nowplaying again this song fucks BB Panzu - Spit It Out https://youtu.be/13EPS_FkMoI?si=ypPja7XMZr8PpiG8
fuckin' that old man'd fix me. #nsfw
♰ at least we.. didn't have to go far from your kitchen.. either way you played along well :) model: @atomizedHobbyist #gore #nsfwe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82ca96753db5.png ♰
i should fuck more older men. add that to consistent hobbies instead of the occasional treat #nsfw
♰ absolutely we are our most vulnerable through our art and even the most subtle of connections are the most intimate and powerful :) ♰
just clUtchEd the fuck OUt of a bank rObbEry. the guys dOIn it wErE tOtAl AmateUrs but i think smAshIng my scUttlebUggy thrOUgh the wall gAvE em the UppEr hand. got a kIckAss cut of it tOO. shOutoUt @nervousBroad for the help.
i wish troll deftones wwas on this site i would hit on them so much
feelin sooo vry T4T rn in the chat 2nite......... swwwoooooon boys r so cute #nsfw
today I will be evil and send no bug pictures and say fuck
Tell me I'm a ✨️bad man✨️ Kick me like a stray
-]@_sometimes_u_need_to_see_the_world_from_a_new_perspective_hehe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/65cfaef31cac.png
maybe i too am ♯dangling on the ♯leash of my ♯desires
omgggggg
♰ i'll let you know soon.. im glad to have peaked your interest i think you'll find some fun in it too :) ♰
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THE FASTEST WAY TO THEIR HEART IS THROUGH THEIR STOMACH. THE FASTEST WAY TO THEIR STOMACH IS THROUGH THEIR WASTECHUTE. SIZE MATTERS. #nsfw
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♰ looking for help with my next shoot... need models able to pose limp... there is a possibility there will be blood :) #gore ♰
like yea i want him 2 fuck me up w his swords n shove me up against a wall n say mean shit 2 me while hes breakin my back but i also kinda wouldnt mind layin my head on his chest n watchin funny cat videos 2gether.... #nsfw #nsfwe #violence #gore
i believe it ♯depends on the ♯clurch & their ♯followers most that i have met prefer their ♯doors closed to any others but their ♯bloodkin ♯alas ♯iamjustabronzeblood
♰ we'll see who blinks first :) ♰
♰ entry from my respiteblock... hope you don't mind my staring :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be5eda881ec3.png ♰
#troll9/11 on april 1st with tons of computers imploding
My personal 9/11 was when those two towers and the Pentagon were hit.
Mmm men wh1mper1ng 1s always a great way to start the day~ #nsfw 𓂃۶ৎ
loud rechitt.
くそ、全部ぶっ壊してやる
Sir. I am not banning the Yaoi or the Yuri. I am merely stating I am no longer allowed to interact with such content. However, I appreciate your dedication to your morals and fighting for what you believe is right. That is the true foundation of democracy!
A BOY'S HOBBIES CONSISTS OF BOUNCING ON IT SOMETIMES 🤷 #NSFW
Do it anyways.
g0nna ge7 s0me res7, h0pefully 70m0rr0w i’ll ge7 s0me rainb0w drinker x reader fanfic rec0mmenda7i0ns under 7his p0s7 0r my 07her p0s7 f0r my friend!! she really jus7 l0ves 7hem and i7s 707es n07 influenced by 7r0ll 7wiligh7 series!!!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ;o) #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9f48f86d7e4e.png
Hole for you depraved fucks. /silly. You can thank Karkat for picking it out. #nsfw (Art: ppweiwei [deactivated]) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b61b62dada9.jpg
One last post before #bedge #nsfw Who's coming? https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/21/076a8d29ab5a7bead29a2d7b57b91cbbe237fa24.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHERE THE FAT BITCHES AT THAHAT MAKE HENTAI NOISES WHEN YOU HIT IT FROM BEHIND? NEED THAHAT. #nsfw
a little ♯lascivious of me https://i.imgur.com/QDJ2AWS.png ♯nsfw ♯myhole
You are Profor Tempus! The somehow heirness of Alterina who is haunted by whatever your thinkpan can think of for what could go wrong. You enjoy a lot of things while shakily trying to make any form of change while not being haunted by the task of having to fight the Condesce. One such thing that you like is to write and to study history. This has come in handy many times when understanding one of your friends. It makes your gaps in knoweldge to be rather laughable. Your main other interest is music despite your horrible noise sensitivity and managed to learn the flute as well as singing. You have used this to soothe your lusus, Gl'bgolyb. Best known for being unable to raise you much in your youth due to the concept of crushing you as a grub and being a ticking time-bomb according to your own words despite how she cares in her own way about you. You tend to dream a lot of many different and increasing horrible fates for you to see and experience. Your distaste in violence is known over than your extreme pleasure in that very same topic. You are known to be quiet and often fearful of those who you rule over. Likely also that you are rather duty-focus despite your intense paranoia to leave your castle hive. You blush rather easily when stressed which you fear gives the wrong impression as well as your odd habits such as refusing to wear shoes and instead bandaging them in gauze, your rather matted hair that you pray that no one knows that your hair was once curly and you never learned to care for it, and your habit of writing notes down everywhere. Your rather feminine appearance according to some of them who know your face to be misleading- According to a few of them. You aren't quite sure if it is. You have also been told that your eyes seem like that you wear eyeliner.. You do not. You laughably aren't able to do that or many things. You are well aware of your role as sacrificial fodder to the Empress known as the Condesce for short. You are also quite sure that you may have several more issues as others seen to be able to live much easier than you. This makes you often wish that someone else was the heirness instead of yourself. You are SIGN OF THE ADJUSTER and unknowingly a Seer of Doom. Your ancestor was considered to be tragically slained many sweeps ago and it is even a shock that you were born if you remembered right. You can't quite grasp what their title was, so you instead call them the Adjuster. You aren't sure if you are a good heirness or a fuschia for that matter...
THE rankmaid-sama f0ll0wing ME? wh7 an h0n0r!! cx
concept: being rough enough with a carapacian to crack their shell (tags: Reader/Carapacian, i need some water i think, pitchfic, pitch coded, vague quads, #violence, #nsfw, #thinking, tags: M)
Show hole? ♡ - Yes ◇ - No Go my click farm. #nsfw
The horror terrors are real, and they desperately need to stop telling me to do sin #nsfw
Well damn. I miss everything around here. Clearly I need to refrain from taking a break.
CANT HATE ON ME WHEN I LOOK LIKE THIS ON THE PHONE. HTTPS://I.PINIMG.COM/736X/BA/C5/A8/BAC5A8C159184EAD92713EECB1852E4F.JPG
🙏🧌🦷🌱⏩🌲🎒😵🔁🎻🎻🫀🍆♠️
((I'm gonna step out of her shoes for a second just to thank everybody. These last few hours have been the most fun I've had in a while. It's been kind of a rough week irl and this site/the people on it have brought me so much actual joy that I almost forgot about how shitty it had been out there. Sincerely, thanks a bunch folks. I'm still not sorry for posting straight up porn but hey, if not me then who?. No but really, I'm so glad to be part of this community. Enough sap, back to being horny on main #nsfw #mentalhealth #wtfishomestuck
2hiit com3 join th party thn
okay ♯illshowhole
Glad the timeline is back to its usual hornyposting after panicking over my alleged death. I wouldn’t have it any other way.
You'd just say the word, I'd make you a star, never a worry in the world
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU AND ME BABY AIN'T NOTHING BUT INSECTS SO LET'S DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON DISCOVERY SELECT. #nsfw
[[ Fun fact I am in fact transmasc nonbinary IRL! :) ]]
Absolute Cinema, I've got a contract for you if you want it
concept: your kismesis giving you a swift kick when you try to stumble back up onto your feet falling back to the ground with helpless wheezes, trying to push up onto all fours to crawl away they crouch down to block your path, laying their chin in their palm, a smug grin across their lips "barkbeasts dont walk on two legs, silly! bark for me and maybe ill give you a fucking treat" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, barkbeastplay, #violence, #nsfw, pitchfic, sub reader, kismesissitude, degradation, archive rating: M)
#RECHITT
MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS AND USERS OF CHITTR.ING, I AM NOT DEAD! Rest assured, I was not in attendance during Eridan Week. I merely gave myself a break from Chittr due to my Yaoiposting, which is unacceptable as a leader. I see that was a mistake, and I will act accordingly. Thank you once again for all your concerns. My team insisted I speak to you all as soon as possible.
concept: your human matesprit pushing her spheres together with her hands, watching your expression with a sly little grin "these...? youre interested in these, y/n...?" you nod guiltily, replacing her hands with your own and rolling your thumbs over her nipples curiously "do you want me to teach you how to play with them?" you nod again, a bit faster this time, the motion causing you both to burst out into happy laughter (tags: Reader/Matesprit, Troll/Human, flushfic, redrom, human nippleplay, inexperienced partner, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
Your name is ZABRAK ZEPHOS. After that FUCKED UP GAME you now LIVE IN A PARK. Sort of. Its called THE GARDEN (creative, you know) and your friend KNIGHT lets you stay there for free as long as you dont wreck the place and hivesit the place while hes gone all the time. You have unrestricted access to AS MUCH LIQUOR AS YOU WANT as well as a GYM and A WORKSHOP TO BUILD SHIT IN. Which is perfect because you have an almost obsessive need to WORK OUT all the time and you definitely dont have a DRINKING PROBLEM. Its a solution, obviously. Did you mention that you build BIONICS/CYBERNETICS? Its a hobby you picked up on Alternia when your PSYCHOTIC EX MATESPRIT RIPPED OFF YOUR ARM AND LEG. Where is this Garden??? Who knows. In order to get in and out you had to PRACTICALLY BEG KNIGHT TO SET YOU UP WITH A TELEPORTER so you could come in and out as you please. You dont understand it and you dont want to try to. At least you have a SICK FUCKING GARDEN with a bunch of REALLY COOL FLOWERS and everything you could ever need. You are a purpleblood who managed to avoid ever being indoctrinated into that PSYCHOTIC CLOWN CULT, and while you dont hate clowns youre definitely predisposed to not like them. Even for a purpleblood you are EXCEPTIONALLY STRONG AND STURDY. Most of your life on Alternia was spent working as a CONTRACTED SOLDIER FOR WHOEVER PAID YOU THE MOST. Which would have been awesome and cool and all if you actually gave yourself the time to enjoy the money you made. Not that any of it really mattered. Due to the aforementioned STUPID FUCKED UP GAME, everyone you know or ever knew is dead and you spent several sweeps COMPLETELY ALONE with NOBODY TO INTERACT WITH OR TALK TO, and it might have fucked you up a little bit. Maybe more than a little bit. You also DONT REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. Even after Knight showed up and helped you get out of that NIGHTMARE, you spent a COUPLE MORE SWEEPS with just his crusty old ass to talk to, and even that was extremely infrequent. He isnt a bad dude, hes actually a really good dude, but hes weird and apparently really old. Nice, but weird, and also GONE ALL THE TIME. Recently you stumbled upon something called CHITTR and have gone a little apeshit on the app. Youve met a lot of RAD MOTHERFUCKERS but youre struggling with being a SOCIAL PERSON despite having spend the last EIGHT SWEEPS practically entirely ALONE. You talk REAL BIG on the internet but when comes down to interacting for REAL... YOU KEEP CHICKENING OUT or getting WAY TOO FUCKED UP and failing to function. You want to HANG OUT WITH THE COOL KIDS and PARTY LIKE A ROCKSTAR, but so far youve just MADE A FOOL OF YOURSELF many times in main. In reality you want to have friends again, and you refuse to let anything happen to those friends ever again. Even if it means YOU HAVE TO DIE IN THE PROCESS but hopefully thats just you being dramatic and wont be necessary. Your trolltag is abjectDetermination [AD] and you typ3 with thr332 and two2 in plac3 of S and E. wh3n your3 drunk you t3nd to talk in all low3rca23 and forg3t to u23 punctuation and u have t3rible grammr an 2p3ll 2hit wrong 2mtimes oopp2 https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/117430405_P4Vj3hgd0N7uAPb.jpg (( I dont think I ever wrote one of these for Zabrak ever so heres one for Chittrbrak. Another note, if you see Zabrak on mxrp he isnt the same there as he is here. This is a separate canon cause this Zabrak is definitely more unhinged than MainBrak. I hope its good enough and explains a little about Zabrak and why he is the way he is. This will be the last time you ever see me OOC probably maybe bye forever :) )) #substance #substances #violence #gore?
♯astralprojecting off ♯3mapledonuts im so ♯evil
|| I REALLY SHOULD GO FOR MORE CLOSE-TO-SUNRISE DRIVES | A BIT RISKY BUT SOMETHING ABOUT IT GETS MY THUMPER PUMPING | OVER ||
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You know, there's always the stereotype of the older women who puts cigarettes out on the younger one. I'm kind of like the reverse when it comes to a certain devotchka. #nsfw ]
God, that is a spitting resemblance to our studio's Stage 14, maybe I should throw a mosh pit in there for my Alterian neighbors
i am so fucking thirsty #nsfw im nawt evn shitposting anymore i jus GENUINELY need 2 get fuckin obliterated by horrible man cock or i am goin 2 wither away into dust
why would anyon3 wan^ ^o hav3 a da^3 nigh^ in your room. LMAO
Just spent 3 hours casting a painstakingly complex spell to achieve inner peace. The spell worked perfectly and now I am at peace with the fact that I just wasted 3 goddamn hours that I will never get back. #WitchChittr #Occultism #InnerPiss
Finally, someone speaks my language on this damned site
sumtimes, u just wuggle wiggle ur booty cuz ur so excited u kno? its jus da way of da world
Please, I've been dying for an excuse to use this straw #nsfwe #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOING TO THE MUTHAHAFUCKING GAS STATION TO PICK UP AN OUNCE FROM MY GOLDFISH GUY, HE'S ALSO SELLING ME AN EIGHTH OF E. YOU GUYS WANT ANYTHING? #substance
[i wear ribs sometimes to feel closer to a hypothetical quadrant i dont have]
...these biscuits are incredib𝓁e. i’ve rea𝓁𝓁y outdone myse𝓁f this time, hehe. maybe i shou𝓁d start se𝓁𝓁ing them on chittr…
THIS IS WHAT I MEANT IN MY ONE POST
concept: a human man whimpering while he twitches and bucks his hips up into your touch trying to get just a bit more stimulation which you keep denying over and over a big man older than you one that would never be caught dead crying out for you to just fuck him already but you just have that effect on him (tags: Reader/Anonymous, old man yaoi, men whimpering, submissive men, dom reader, #nsfw, tags: M)
men that r awful and/or horrible and/or pathetic and/or evil ily sm <3 i want 2 capture u in my basement n poke u w various Objects #nsfw #nsfwe
[thatd be fun, i dont interact with others much at all unless they visit...]
god do i 2hitpo2t or 2adpo2t or do i ju2t drink 2om3 mor3 fcuk what if i did all thr33 #2ub2tanc3 #2ub2tanc32
[I live in a mausoleum in a graveyard and sometimes when i sleep i reach a level of peace ive never before. like the soothing souls of the trolls before me serinade in my rest and calm the vissages of my thinkpan in peaceful, peaceful slumber. idk maybe my graveyard is the one you go to, its pretty big]
disappointin lack of mens boobeis on my tl :/// #nsfw #womeninmensfields #iwasgonnamimiconeofcronusspostsbutim2lazy #lol
imean . hello everyine this is timmy. meemaw gamgam has died badly . please send her money and.send rum
((I love dming my chittr friend ab #nsfw stuff "HEYYY HIS COCK IS OUT LOOK!!"
ppl yap abt big huge dicks all the time but im js sayin if u got a small dick u better believ i am suckin on that thing until ur thighs r trembling n drenched in sweat n u cant form a coherent thought anymoar :) #nsfw
WHO UP SCHLONKIN THEY SHIT. #NSFW
[the graveyard is a great place when the spirits of the damned are still resting]
[ranking bones for jewelry part 2...] Olive blood bones: 9/10 relatively very easy to work with, perfect length, perfect thickness, perfect desnity, it just smells like wet dog...no matter how much you wash it. gatta put it in ressin to get rid of the smell. [Teal blood bones: N/A i dont use teal blood bones cus i think theyll sue me, and theyre good at that, cus theyre all lawyers or something...but allegedly if i WERE to (allegedly) use teal bones id say they are pretty nice to work with but they splinter. 7/10] Jade blood bones: never got to use them? cus i never see them in any grave yards, and the only ones that probably would have them, i would be killed immedietly upon trying to go there....hypotheticallt, idk, i think theyd be like...itty bitty. idk.] thank you like and follow for part 3 #bonelore]
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HELL0
may as well get back t' postin' my cock out, huh? #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de2bc4b83bc4.png
The Daves Seem To Have Coordinated A Sexual Frustration Hour To Vent Their Needs. Joining The Jovial Jerk Off (rebranded) Line Would Have Helped You. #nsfw #jovialjerkoff
You know what! I do dezerve beetter than zomeone zo ungrateful. <__> Taking my ztand here to not tolerate anymore bullzhit. I dezerve the beezt! <^^>
i either have tØ mØve tØ eastern befØrus Ør i have tØ cull myself its the Ønly way. hashtag vaguepØsting, hashtag self harm, hashtag pØtentially. #vaguepØsting #selfharm #pØtentially
♰ then give give me more and more :) ♰
does it really matter whose it is, , , Changes night to night, , , #someonesteeth
^ha^'s my indoc^rina^ion pho^o and possibly ^h3 WORS^ pho^o of m3!!!! i ha^3 you, i ha^3 you, i ha^3 you, i ha^3 you!!!!!!!!
IN MY FREAK ERA, SORRY. ...I'M NOT SORRY ACTUALLY.
( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); < Aw, shucks, it wasn't nothin' special! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Ewe are just worth the effort, D'Amore!!!
♰ im drawn to that which naturally speaks to me of course ♰
im sure well stalk across each other again eventually , , ,
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Needs? Well, golly gee, I'll give it a go... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Yer body is a poem I must scry. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Yer skin's each verse make fingernails apply. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < I'll trace each line until both legs grow weak... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Then siphon pulse as doth leglock and keep!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Shapes a'like yours come rarely broken in. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < So why not settle back for heated pin? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Trade with me your breath bequeath'ed on loan.. ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < For interest grows when we are both alone!!! #NSfw
♰ i can make no excuses.. im a sucker for a moody wordsmith :) ♰
Partly why I'm quadlezz. Half buzinezz, half haven't beeen "wowed."
@emotionalCorpse ▂▂⌇ ▂▂⌇ https://i.gyazo.com/e85fe3d4b50fbea3763dba229f75f95f.png
♰ not a bad idea.. ♰
I love to zee it.
Who iz all mezzy on their timeline on purpoze? I know zome of you out there live for the drama. Out with it.
#substance notes.... fast healing, freaky pink cherry #blood, aphrodisiac qualitiess #nsfw #nsfwe tis is th best posible outcum i think
#nsfw A SHORT NAP AND SUDDENLY I AM BESET BY MENTAL HALLUCINATIONS OF SOMEONE TIED DOWN ONTO THEIR KNEES IN A STATE OF SHAKING WET VULNERABILITY. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.
bout 2 b a fuckin party in this bitch
Δ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/66db8f1d77e3.png Meeee. Not much to really add to this, uh. I'm mostly just looking for something to pin on my profile, haha. Δ
totes unrelated note but who wants 2 come ovr n play w knives #nsfw #nsfwe bonus points if ur freaky w it and double bonus points if ur favorit flavor is cherry #substance
what if god cam3 down from h3av3n and 2aid "it2 pronounc3d jod" and l3ft
updat.... the #substance haz indeed had. an effect. . ... .. .
concept: on your knees as they sit and read your arms wrapped around their leg, crotch pressed tight to their boot as you roll your hips forward and back desperately trying to find some relief they dont even look down when you bite at their knee like an animal, they simply turn the page and pay attention to what they actually care about (tags: Reader/Anonymous, sub reader, #nsfw, boothumping, desperation, degradation, apathetic top, archive rating: E)
Well, I know a thing about contrition because I got enough to spare
truly the tragedy of all time
uh oh tiem 2 delet all ur posts
should probably jump off a building, , , #violence
If you were here, I'd never have a fear So go on, live your life But I miss you more than I did yesterday (YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL!) https://i.imgur.com/yn5kn6C.png
5 seconds before we fight to the death , , , @deathlessDeadwood https://i.gyazo.com/9eb37d54876a11b962899427939ee73f.png
♰ o rose thou art sick. the invisible worm, that flies in the night in the howling storm: has found out thy bed of crimson joy: and his dark secret love does thy life destroy. #poetry ♰
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You know, when you're called "Dear" and "Darling" basically all your life, it loses a bit of the sparkle they have. ]
dont invit3 m3 to your hiv3 if your couch p33ling cau23 imma p33l it 2om3 mor3 wh3n you aint looking
i decided that going to #eridanweek is more of a risk then it's worth / instead i'm taking a nap at my hive and writing music / i hope my producer won't be upset
•ᴥ- took a bit. but we got there. you can order them from honkerz.cum or you can come to the store and pick yours up while supplies last. -‿- #nsfw -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- you love to see it. we've solved the lava lamp dildo conundrum. up for sale now. #nsfw -ᴥ•
Truly, I think if you have to be a high blood it is your sworn duty to give all of your money and valuables away as this is the only way you will be pure...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
fullbody pendre ref <3 https://i.imgur.com/LOrUptt.png
i dont think b3for3 i chit i lik3 to b3 ju2t a2 2urpri23d a2 3v3ryon3 3l23
if my nails d0n7 clack 70ge7her wu7 even is 7he p0in7....
and now ladi32 and g3ntl3m3n for my n3xt trick i will n33d to borrow a gun from th3 audi3nc3
are 7ramp s7amps s7ill c00l? wha7s in n0w f0r 7a7700s...? #nsfw (jus7 in case!)
concept: being edged so long you literally cant stop your bulge from slipping into your own nook completely debasing yourself while you let out panicked and humiliated squeals for them to look away, struggling against the restraints on your wrists and ankles they just laugh and lean closer to watch (tags: Reader/Anonymous, Troll/Human, Troll/Troll, Troll/Carapacian, humiliation, extreme denial, degradation, pitchcoded but quad unmentioned, #nsfw, voyeurism, edging, bondage, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating, E)
ugh i wanna ge7 a 7a7700 bu7 im s0 nerv0us!!! wha7 w0uld i even ge7??? hm...
pussy shit. d0uble it anyway.
KUDOS! ❤︎
bitch , , , https://i.gyazo.com/ad0ed6395ffd044d6fe9bde21699ae82.png #nsfw
your honor in my cli3nt2 d3f3n23, 2hawty wa2 lik3 a m3lody in hi2 h3ad
ok i can move now, , ,
imagin3 your card d3clin32 at court and ur lawy3r 2tart2 2nitchin on you
hiv3 i2 wh3r3 you tru2t th3 toil3t 23at
put a condom on your 3ar and fuck what you h3ard about m3 #n2fw
7ried a d0c70r pepper f0r 7he firs7 7ime, and i7s cherries and cream flav0red!!! s00000 g00d cx!!! 707ally sugges7 hi77ing up @carb0na7edCaravanserai f0r refreshmen7s whenever y0u can!
,..,testing tesiting 1 2 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/db32b40aeacd.gif,..,
7heres an07her spider lusus in my hive and i 7hink my m0m is 7rying 70 scare i7 0ff... bu7 she jus7 l00ks way 700 cu7e h0pping and scu77ling "menacingly" 70wards i7. #arachnids #spiders
(( yeah! though it's hard to tell if the embed will fail- if it does you can edit your post through your profile thankfully!
//how are people posting pics? do u just copy paste a link or what? 🥺
"normaliz3 thi2, normaliz3 that" how about w3 normaliz3 f33ling 2ham3 for onc3
,..,if i run you over its not my fault kay? the playlist was just 2 good,..,
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GONNA QUIT VAPING TONIGHT SO THAHAT THE NIC BUZZ HITS MUTHAHAFUCKING HAHARDER WHEN I BORROW A MOFO'S NIC STICK IN THE FUTURE.
the ends of my hands have become octopus tentacles, , , #substance
Lȯȯks likė I will bė gȯiṅ iṅtȯ thė ȯfficė tȯday! Always fėėls gȯȯd tȯ hėlp ȯut :Dc
update, , , cant move my body , , , visions blurry, , , but no pain, , , feels good, , , #substance
uno i2 a luck ba23d gam3 unl322 im winning th3n it2 all 2trat3gy and im a g3niu2
▲any of your pervs at #eridinweek desperate enough to let me put my ciggy out on them I cant find an ashtray▼ #nsfw
th3 way colon3l i2 pronounc32 i2 kinda 2om3 bull2hit lik3 who d3cid3d that?
w0ah s0 many ppl r super visible i+s leik cing in hd!! @cryp+aes+he+icC0mpani0n everyb0dy can c uuuuu
anci3nt alt3rnian philo2oph3r2 g3t way too much cr3dit bro i could think of 2mart 2tuff too if nobody kn3w anything y3t
happy 7rans day 0f visibili7y 70 all 0f 7h0se wh0 are publicly 0u7 and celebra7ing and 70 7h0se wh0 aren7 jus7 ready 70 be as 0u7 bu7 quie7ly celebra7ing!!! cx
yaknow th3 b32t murd3r w3apon would b3 a tupp3rwar3 lid cau23 aint nobody would 3v3r find that 2hit wh3r32 thi2 fuuuucking lid goddammit
@3mo^ionalCorps3 happy ^rans day of visibili^y lil fuck3r =:P
♯dayofvisibility ♯??? ABSOLUTELY ♯NOT do not ♯look at me there is nothing for you to ♯look at
Happy tran$ vi$ibility day t0 all 0f th0$3 h3r3.
♰ indeed today is visibility day i intend on staring at you very intensely :) ♰
♯admittedly i dont have many suggestions for ♯movies ♯specifically im usually doing more ♯evil things ♯youunderst&
happy #eridanweek day 2 #imcoming to your timeline to remind you of todays writing prompts: DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE and i have been given a bonus list promoted and sponsored from crockercorp directly and days 2s bonus prompt option is: hipster scarf shibari @captiousGestures and i hope to see you join this writing challenge today! 0v0 (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, Eridan Ampora/Reader, #nsfw, writing prompts, writing challenge, content rating: M)
♯28nightslater is an ♯oldiebutgoodie ♯astheysay but my most recent ♯liked is ♯traintobusaan ♯ihaveitonvhs
are you trying to ♯stay within the ♯shadowdropper ♯genre
- No, I didn't. I just found out sommething hilarious. 😂😂😂
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⡰⠞⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢊⠎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠓⠒⠯⣁⢢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡆⡎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡀⠄⢀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢌⢂⠀⢸⢠⠃⣀⠄⠒⠒⠢⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⠉⠁⠚⠦⢍⡒⠀⡀⠀⠈⡄⠇⡇⣼⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⡸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠒⢄⡁⢄⢸⢒⣇⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠤⠄⡸⠥⠋⠀⠀⠐⢀⣀⣀⢤⠎⠒⣒⣒⣀⣲⡠⢀⠀ ⠀⠀⣀⡤⠐⣊⡥⠜⠒⠒⢒⣳⢡⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⡾⠖⣈⣉⡉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠑⠳ ⢠⡪⠔⠊⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠗⠹⣌⢤⣦⡠⢺⣝⢏⠒⠓⠠⠴⢅⣂⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠀⢀⢨⡻⠃⠹⡀⢊⣦⢗⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢮⡆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⣹⢹⢻⢨⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠃⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⢲⠘⣆⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣸⢀⣇⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⢸⠘⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ #insect #spider
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waitin for the media tab to roll oчt on profiles to make mY life easier </3
concept: feeling your matesprits hands travel through the sopor to wrap around your body in your shared recuperacoon pressing their hips against you from behind, your sleepiness pulling you in and out of consciousness "you dont care if i...?" they mumble in a slow and desperate voice you shake your head tiredly, dozing back off in the comfort of the slime as you feel them spread your legs a bit wider for use (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, soporplay, shared recuperacoon, somno, free use matespritship, archive rating: E)
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Does troll Bruno Mars is gay?
((Casually carbon dates myself lmao
TROLL BRUNO MAR$ I$ KINDA THE NEW TROLL JE$U$ IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. DIED AWE$OMELY THEN CAME BACK. THE $UFFERER I$ *$O* LA$T $WEEP.
gra^3ful ^o ^h3 m3ssiahs b3low for @3mo^ionalCorps3 cooking, hi^s 3v3ry fucking ^im3 ugh.
♰ their outfits for this performance.. are just.. too.. cute... ♰
lmao wtf is happ3ning b3hind th3 m3dical t3nt at #3ridanw33k do3s this ha<3 to do with th3 #trollbrunomars stuff? https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/96c0f9702825.png
day 1 of asking gods 4 clown badge, fingers crossed they notice me
My love, can you teach me to be real? #lyrics
THIS AIN'T A SCENE, IT'S A GODDAMNED ARMS RACE. #LYRICS
Even the narrative couldn’t protect Troll Bruno Mars… I should’ve been there guys, I’m sorry.
troll bruno Mars is dead?? iM happy i didnt Go to that eridan week event or else i wouldve soMehow died too, rest in peace to troll bruno Mars thouGh he was one hell of a leGend
yeah folks troll bruno mars is dead trollbama still has it under investigation as far as im aware but we will persevere i believe in us everyone bump some bruno songs in memory im bumping "leave the door open" https://chittr.ing/profile/turntechGoghead/9743b93f-224c-4293-9d9b-fd1dfa0a66b2
poor taste but at least he isnt locked out of heaven any longer.
Lik£, throwback tu£sday! An old lik£, JILARVA£ album cov£r <3!! Lik£, my fav p£rsonally! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/df25c564442b.PNG
troll bruno marz... man u were the realest... i miss u already fly high king
guyz . i am lowk obsessed w/dis gif https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ec90e8a55d5.gif
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Never met a jadeblood quite like her. Grazhny, nadmenny. A real sod. Guess that's why I've taken a bit of a liking to her, hah. ]
,..,i was liek licherally about 2 say the same thiiing omgggg!!!!,..,
HOLD UP EVERYONE A BADDIE JUST FOLLOWED ME OMG!!!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I AM FALLING ASLEEP.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 JUST MACRO'D AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF MELATONIN AND GROUND FIFTEEN MAGNESIUM CAPSULES BETWEEN MY MOLARS. GONNA STAY AWAKE UNTIL THE ARCHAHANGELS TAKE ME. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME, SNIPE. #substance
"Y0u'r3 4 tr4g1c g1rl, y0u l34d 4 tr4g1c l1f3 1'm just m34nt t0 b3 y0ur l4t3st tr4g3dy 41n't n0 butt3rfly g1rl, th1s 41n't n0 butt3rfly l0v3 1'm just m34nt t0 b3 y0ur l4t3st tr4g3dy" https://0p3n.sp0t1fy.c0m/tr4ck/2J4Q2W1x3572uZuTTNkCby?s1=893504090f3b4377
i bet u got good aim
bby my brain hurts can u do me a favr n lobotomize me plz <3 tyy #nsfw #nsfwe #gore
n0w 7ha7 7r0ll brun0 mars is g0ne, wh0 will ca7ch a granade f0r me? xc
ugh fuck. just wOkE up. whErE the fuck am i. last thing i rEmembEr was. oh god. brUnO. fUuuuuuUck. i pIckEd the worst time to chAncE sOmE wIndshiEld wIpEr flUId.
I kṅȯw its likė.. cȯmplėtėly uṅfȯrtuṅatė fȯr such a happy ėvėṅt.. :(c
i wish +here was a pushbreak bu++0n all +his +r0ll brun0 mars s+ill is making me sad 💔
(girl in mental distress voice) like literally.
givve me one day and yes
i dunn0 wha7 seadweller needs 70 hear 7his bu7... give 7ha7 sea urchin a ha7 n0w!!!! (and p0s7 a pic 0f i7 pls and 7hnx) cx
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ im so fucking drunk. #substances ]
awwwh! 7hey mus7ve really g07 in70 7heir ar7!!! luv 7ha7 f0r 7hem!
yeeeaahh i +ry 2 keep +hem fr0m breaking up bu+ wen +hey d0 i help +hem s0r+ 0u+ +heir asse+s!!
+hey r super super impressive ive never seen +hem +ha+ big!! 0v0 ur s0 swee+ calling me nice ill bluuush
i+s super 0bvi0us when u kn0 have u seen his banner
:Can someone tell me what's happening at #EriD:anWeek? It sounD:s like a lot of weeping...?
bro thi2 2hit i2 crazy
almost stabbed someone at #eridanweek mew~ 💖✨
I blame the hit squad that killed trroll brruno marrs,
none of you would be this sad if it was troll bbno$ and it shows
(^･ω･^) < I CULLED A THRESHACUTIONER AND NOW OWN THEIR HEAD!!! #ERIDANW33K #VIOLENCE #DEATH
can someone come pick me up im kinda scared rn #eridanweek
I am once again in mourning.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek troll bruno mars last words were, "Hey... at least I can Die With A Smile To... Tonight." ]
The Fools Partaking In #eridanweek Are Unaware That I Have A Trampoline I Bought With My Fat Stax, Which I Can Enjoy Without The Danger Of Being Trampled.
✿ 𖥧 have f❦und 𖧧he ex𖥧𖧧 #er𖥧danweek ✿
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ @eridanweek threshcutioners are all dead. my god. troll bruno mars is dead. ]
>([guys troll bruno mars just got killed at #eridanweek t#is is really gonna fuck up t#e performance sc#edule #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/31cd338dfc31.png]
troll celine dion just showed up thers so much goin on im scared #eridanweek
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek THEY JUST CULLED TROLL BRUNO MARS!! THE FUCKING BOOYJOYCE-- THE DIRTY PIGS!!!! ]
taking ♯credit for whatever is happening at ♯eridanweek
i n33d to pay att3ntion to what bottl32 i grab that wa2 NOT whi2ky 2hit ta2t3d lik3 hand 2anitiz3r
You best believe I'm still on the trampoline. #bouncing #eridanweek.
I am half tempted to honk them all but i got music to write
Why is there a bunch of horns on my couch ???
wow. THAT WAS CRAZY. going to the #eridanweek event, that is. I'VE NEVER GOTTEN MORE HIGH IN MY LIFE, FUCK. when they started playing 'trolls without a face' and 'as alternia caves in', i really felt that. I JUST HOPE NO ONE DIED. i got out of there once i heard horrified screaming. :o( #substance
A NEED SO BAD I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO BREAK MY RIPS AND CLAW OUT MY BLOOD PUSHER #NSFWE #GORE
find my pages at #eridanweek
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Troll Cher! Gonna see if I can take a photo. #eridanweek ]
i;ll eat Yoч alive https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/c6e155b26b6f:png #art
Y3ah I cant 2ay I blam3 you thi2 2hit i2 a madhou23
Anyon3 wanna m33t up?? Im lo2t in thi2 bitch and im about to find 2om3wh3r3 to 233 how fa2t I can pound down thi2 fifth #3ridanw33k #icam3 #i2aw #igotgho2t3d #fak3homi32 #2ub2tanc3
(( https://msparp.chat/eridanwweek For any latecomers ))
walking around an abandoned building, , ,
omg you're so sweet thank you i love my freakass cult man and i'm glad other people enjoy him too!!! )
(( I just hope these 'maga' accounts stop. It wasn't funny the first time, why would it be funny the 100th time. It's not cute, it's fucking stupid and inconsiderate to those that have to see it all the time- irl especially.
@m3rcurialGor3pri32t wya big dawg im holding you to your word on that 3 bro2ki #2ub2tanc32 #2ub2tanc3 #3ridanw33k #imcoming
in no universe at all ever was it funny. it was just gross. it was icky yucky gross. )
form a priv rp. the only context i'm giving for this piece is: "...Repent before me, sinner." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a61a8bf37634.png
#vaguepost i know blocking and moving on is the play 100% of the time but. i cannot believe the implications of someone saying "ah yes i cope by jokingly rping about hating transgenders and people of color"....... you're fucking dumb goodbye. idgaf if he was gonna change in 30 minutes..it wasn't FUNNY. ok that's all i got xoxo )
^roll MJ di3d a^ 3ridan w33k?! Wha^ do3s ^his m3an for ^h3 upcoming conc3r^?! Fuck!! #viol3nc3 #gor3 (ish idk ^agging shi^ ^o b3 saf3)
I would have come to #eridanweek sooner if I was aware of the trampoline.
Children fleeing :) Tea-chers weep-ing :) People screaming :) #eridanweek
#eridanweek 😎💵🪩 http$://file.garden/acttmg-lgd3f0e4p/eridan%20week.png
REMEMBER THAT YOU MET GOD AND SHE’S YELLOW #ERIDANWEEK
In Which... I drop a rushed doodle of some Snooze lore. "i think i have to leave. THINGS DON'T FEEL RIGHT. you aren't making any sense." "that's t00 bad. we wanted y0u t0 stay with us, sn00ze. unf0rtunately, n0 0ne wants y0u t0 leave." https://files.catbox.moe/84tm1s.gif #substance #abuse
i mean. i know he wasn't maga irl, saw the profile, HOWEVERRRR i think it's in super poor tastes to bring that sort of political shittiness onto a platform that's primarily used for roleplay, aka escapism in its finest form. especially with like. the direct references to ICE. it was just Not Funny imo............... )
♰ snared... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4c62059ad22f.png ♰
TWEAKED OFF THE PERC AND FAKED MY OWN DEATH GOT WOMEN WEEPING AT MY CLOSED CASKET FUNERAL THEY THOUGHT MY HEAD WAS BLOWN SMOOVE OFF IN A BOOMERANG INCIDENT REALLY I JUST WENT WHERE THE WIND TOOK ME LOOK FOR ME BY THE LIGHT OF THE SECOND STAR STARE AT THE SUN GO BLIND RIGHT NOW #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK
folykl flow is the grEatEst thing IvE EvEr sEEn. im sObbIng. that hasnt hAppenEd in swEEts.
>([w#o t#e fuck puppeting troll mic#ael jacksons corpse around someone get t#at s#it to folykl rn]
my shooters look like troll bruno mars we’re smoking that uptown funk that shit that carbonates you im lighting the pipe and sucking on the glass dont try to cross me ill double dutch your ass until youre naught but shadow ive done worse to innocent men for less im a freak i cant be pinned down you want me get in line i got three billion women gnashing their teeth for a chance to set me to rights my girl say she cold i say i know whatll warm you up welcome to the light show bitch i absorbed a v12 engine right out of the scuttlebuggy it turned me inside out im more blood than shell im acrid tied starving rats to the opps and sent them out to sea they came back to me as gravel this shit aint nothing to me man #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
we smokin the seadweller pack pufferfish blow got me moving different come for my neck and i will make an example out of you this shit aint nothing to me dog im sick in the head they tried to fix me but i came strapped with my exotic doohickey the recoil sent them back in time im in this bitch like troll arrival just spurting ink welcome to the sludge kingdom open up turning the whip so fast i turned my bitch hypothetical eridan thought he could play with me he forgot im the game master ill grab you by the pulse and turn you into a memory im rolling my shit so thick youd think i was smoking an olive grub eating the roach when im done waste not want not this shit aint nothing to me #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
✿ d❦ pe❦ple here play an 𖥧ns𖧧rumen𖧧? 𖥧ve recen𖧧ly repa𖥧red my b❦ne harp, 𖧧he 𖧧hreads frayed and b❦ne cracked fr❦m play and use as a b❦w. 𖥧𖧧s 𖥧mprac𖧧𖥧cal bu𖧧 helped 𖥧n a p𖥧nch ✿ ✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/e4b06a8676f5.png ✿
(^･ω･^) < I HOPE EVERYONE IS ENJOYING MY STREAM AT #ERIDANW33K I KNOW I CANNOT HEAR THE MUSIC BUT I AM ENJOYING WATCHING THE CHAOS!!! THE SHIPS ARE ENDLESS HERE!!! #SHIPCOURSE
(^･ω･^) < I AM STREAMING IT!!! JUST WATCH MY STREAM!!! #ERIDANW33K
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I'm surprised so many people are surprised at the shit happening at Marvus' concert. Is this 'y droogies first times at one? It's actually relatively tame with that girl healin' everyone. I remember this rustblood who was sent back to their lusus in a fuckin cardboard box. #gore #eridanweek #marvusateridanweek ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Just saw an indigoblood get *torn* apart by the crowd. That was a little cathartic, not gonna lie. #gore #eridanweek ]
xx SO ERM IS THERE ANYTHING WE ARNT ALLOWED 2 HAVE AT #ERIDANWEEK? xx xx LIIIIKE WHATS THA POLICY ON HARD DRUGS? JUST CURIOUS >.> xx #SUBSTANCE ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
This Is Obscene. I Would Never Even Think About Looking These Exact Phrases Up On Troll Internet Explorer After Seeing Your Awful Chit.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU CAN TAG ME NEXT TIME I DON'T MIND.
mama has been real affectionate lately, , , shes really the only creature out here i love, , , #insect #centipedemama
:33 < i got to s33 tits im happy :)) #nsfw
•ᴥ- lava-lamp dildos? are they possible to make. can they be warm and safe? lots to consider... #nsfw -ᴥ•
♰ oh.. thats not… ♰
something to look into later , , , its number 15 on my list , , , the thing is is that the one matesprit i had, , , no hesitation his guts are in my hands as we speak , , , #nsfwe #gore #hes already dead thats beside the point
sitting in that same circumstance of saving myself and killing my matesprit, , , or dying like that, , , id still rip open his guts to get the key, , , probably keep the reverse beartrap after, , , as a souvenir , , , jerk off after, , , wonder if i could get someone to make me something like that , , , #nsfwe #gore #not a mechanics kinda guy
the inherent eroticism of getting your face ripped apart forcibly by aggressive headgear , , , #nsfw
being in one of these would cure me, , , https://i.imgur.com/OVebCkv.jpeg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I AM OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCING MY BID FOR ALTERNIAN PRESIDENT 2030. I DON'T KNOW WHAHAT BEING THE PRESIDENT OF ALTERNIA MEANS, BUT I THINK I'D DO A REAL FIRE JOB AT IT. VOTE YUNG JUGG 2030.
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GUYZ, i just realized liek.. i culd switch crers.. n get a job i actually wanna do xP
// woooaah Willow ooc post, probably the only one that'll be made (mostly cuz she couldn't post this if she wanted too and I like to keep up the character running the account illusion) just wanted to drop her in her classpect (Seer of Void) on here because i thought it'd be fun; thank you to all of you who are interacting with her, its super fun :D https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/76e7700c309e.jpeg
♰ be soft. enough. so that they may underestimate you :) ♰
﹌ This is the marvelous thing about it... making your own markings anϡ notations prove your thoughts are tangible. ﹌
✶☽⭒⋆ ⚚ ⋆⭒☾✶ ´ཀ` looking for a willing sa✗erifice... ´ཀ` i mean volun♱eer! ´ཀ` you jus♱ need ♱o be able ♱o lay perfec♱ly s♱ill in a circle i drew... ´ཀ` and don'♱ worry abou♱ ♱he décor. ⛧꒷༺ 🜏 ༻꒷⛧
its find my misplaced pages monday
Ohhh peaked at 90 online, I saw itttt.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b9674cf49cf.png aw fuq ya
♰ o, guiding night; o, night more lovely than the dawn; o, night that hast united the lover with his beloved, and changed her into her love. #poetry ♰
#nsfw #nsfwe #violence thinking abt mmornring cuddles....... im so fuckked up n twisted
✝+ I shared this on my blog, and I think it's a nice one :) https://i.imgur.com/iubppJb.jpeg +✝
i liek chaiii, nawt rlly coffee doe.. xP but i liek da spices... yummy
ur bad days sound lik3 my good days tim3s lik3 four but still
♰ the ringing is getting louder ♰
@ i gaze out the port window of my hive's tower. the community below is as is ever, bustling and lively. active, even. their world a world apart from my own. @ @ i watch, and see the stories acting out below me. @ @ once again, i watch the food deliverytroll fly from the edge of a cliff. @
#nowplaying Tri3d to put m3 in th3 grav3, but you n3v3r l3arn3d, You cant bury what wa2 born in th3 fucking dirt. http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=bJ2jP6XPbTo&2i=nB1rIW3HLh6D4c-J #h3avy #g3tfuck3d #2taymad
X The fact that someone would commit the sin of eating unseasoned chicken is disturbing. x
~#selfiesunday! <3 https://files.catbox.moe/gmg25x.png
FOUND $OME TIME TO $NEAK A PIC IN CLEMTI'$ LOWER-$TAFF BATHROOM, LMAO. PEEP THE NEW INK. #$ELFIE$UNDAY #NOTEVEN$UNDAYANYMORE HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/AREFO$MD7C6GGBTB/LOUIZZ_MIRROR_PIC.PNG
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M ON A NOBLE QUEST TO ESCAPE THE WRATH OF THE TROLL IRS. #lyrics #lyricposting #bars #soundcloud #YungJugg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #RECHITT BULGE TOO FAT, CHUCKLEVOODOO TOO POTENT, GAINS TOO BIG, I GOT YOUR KISMESIS LEAVING MY HIVE WITH THEIR HAIR FUCKED UP, SOPOR ON THEIR CHEEK, AND A THOUSAND YARD STARE WONDERING IF THEY EVER GONNA BE ABLE TO WALK STRAIGHT AGAIN. #nsfw
"behind closet doors" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Crowbar/Diamonds Droog, hidden sex, #nsfw, #violence, pitchfling, pitchfic, dont get caught, thats what youre for diamonds, top vs top, m/m, archive rating: E) summary: droog and seven mysteriously go missing during a party multiple anonymous requesters droogs lips travelled up crowbars neck feverishly, their bodies crushed tightly to one another in the small manor closet he huffed out a trembling groan between soft inhales, memorizing allspice and sandalwood clinging to number 7s fuzz "i dont have much time," droog mumbled quickly, hands working at the bright green belt that kept crowbar away from him "you never needed that much time before," crowbar groaned with a frustrating laugh, earning a rough shove from droog that sent the felt member slamming into the wall their lips crashed together in a hasty dance, crowbar letting out a small hiss of approval from his gills towards the sound of rustling fabric and the feeling of droogs hands reaching down between their middles "are you even listening to me? i know you have difficulty understanding directions, so ill say it slow: *turn around,*" droog said impatiently, pulling back a bridge of sticky saliva still connected to the thickness of sevens pale tongue as the kiss broke "fuck you mean turn around? *you* turn your ass around," seven shoved back, causing droogs body to freeze and his gaze to tear upwards "what did you just say?" the sounds in the closet turned from hushed moans to rabid barks, fragile items stored away with them shattering on the ground and being knocked over a few punches later, droog was on the ground with his body forced downwards a cheek pressed hard into the well-polished marble by a bright green hand on the back of his head, droogs knees holding his lower half up to meet perfectly with crowbars hips he felt a clothed grind and just near bit his own tongue off droog needed a cigarette "stopped fighting so soon, must wanna take it tonight," seven muttered smugly, bright red staining his mouth as his other hand drew droogs hips tighter to his front "go fuck yourself," droog snarled back, vision flashing white as he received a sharp crack to the back of the head "thats what youre for, diamonds" droog really needed a fucking cigarette ◆7◆ clovers adorable little body skidded to a stop hed been sent out to find just where seven scurried off to! the boss wanted everyone at the party to be on their best behaviors, and skulking around was certainly not best behavior "seven! are you in there? youre needed back at the party pronto!" clover called out curiously, knocking on the door a shaking voice called out from the other side "yeah, yeah i-im... fucking... c-cu–... coming." 7◆7 notes: kyaaa the party was so fun! im so glad i was able to go and i hope another is hosted soon! chitfic unrelated
IM DOING A KINK TIER LIST BECAUSE OF @emotionalCorpse MASOCHIST ONE LOL #NSFWE #NSFW
gonna have to try some of these myself... mew~ 💖✨
THIS MIGHT BE FUN TO DO..
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/9c17a4643329.png ✿ ✿ 𖧧hese pa𖧧hs may seem helpful, bu𖧧 d❦ n❦𖧧 f❦ll❦w. many 𖧧ales are spun ab❦u𖧧 𖧧r❦lls wh❦ are lead as𖧧ray un𖧧𖥧l 𖧧he break ❦f dawn, 𖧧rapped 𖧧❦ burn 𖥧n 𖧧he sun. 𖧧ake care ✿
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) you guys ever get a weird feeling that any Jade older than you ͻould potentially have been the one to hand you to your lusus? ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
Kism£sis lik£, PISSING M£ OFF. Do NOT hit m£ with that lik£,"💬 TYPING" BS. OMFG!!!!! #vagu£chitting
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMETIMES ALL YOU NEED TO FEEL RIGHT AS RAIN IS TO TURN AN OLIVEBLOOD INTO PUTTY FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS UNTIL HE CAN'T FEEL HIS LEGS @squeakingFrankly KNOWS WHAT'S UP #nsfw
#nsfw #nsfwe https://i.imgur.com/6yZ9uCc.png https://i.imgur.com/AHvtgn3.png
♯would you give me a ♯cigarette ♯substance
so muc+ for taking me down a peg @sacc+arineSovereignty (Art by galixycattroller on Insta) +ttps://cdn.imgc+est.com/files/e66462958f67.jpg #nsfw #bondage
IS #PISSGATE COMING BACK? FUCK YEAH OPENING MY MOUTH.
I'D BE DOWN TO SEE THAT ACTUALLY
W3 doing #23lfi32unday ??? I fuckin lov3 thi2 pictur3, 2o onc3 again I grac3 you moth3rfuck3r2 with my vi2ag3 ((Art by TooManyK3y2)) http2://f2.toyhou.23/fil3/f2-toyhou-23/imag32/117430400_wTuxywTTUJcPWp3.jpg
sounds like a typical tuesday to me, , ,
#nowplaying [ 3xt3rmination | Upon a Burning Body ] L3t go of th3 lif3 you'v3 known Don't l3t f3ar control I won't liv3 at th3 bottom2 anymor3, http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=QbMwucTb2pI&2i=-ho2U0OJ2_D2FC1m #h3avy #l3t2g3tit
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 STROKE GAME SO ABOMINABLE I GOT LIMEBLOODED HOS UNEXTINCTING THEMSELVES FOR A CHANCE TO HIT, SNIPE. #nsfw
Just got kicked out of a crime scene for slipping on a pool of blood trying to chase a stray cat that wouldn't let me pet it ama
// i promise this is not targeted but since i saw it on the feed: if anyone who's inclined to post references to irl religious stuff, specifically wrt christianity/catholicism, i would be very grateful if u could tag it as #irlreligion so i can block it 🙏 tysm
~ 11 found 44n old p11c w11th my m44t33 <3!!!! omg 11ts h44rd to s3333 h11m but h33 st11ll looks r33333344lly cool >.< https://11.post11mg.cc/4dy7XtmY/B33z-n44zv44n1144663-20260329221914.pngᅠᅠXoXo
// tl: "that mutant" me: https://youtube.com/shorts/LhZi_RhITBo?si=gKVO4GEaYcQs9g14
2hit bruh im alway2 down to 2crap.
ID OFFER MINES BUT IT'S THE ONLY ONE I HAVE AND IDK IF YOU WANT TO SHARE
I'M ABOUT TO GO BACK TO SLEEP AT THIS POINT MY COCOON IS LOOKING COMFORTABLE
i let curiosity get the better of me. i cAn now confirm thAt troll does not reAlly tAste thAt good. #gore #violence #cAnnibAlism #istilldontknowifthisneedstoevenbetAgged
♯happy to see you two ♯makingup post that ♯oneimg of you ♯blowindatguy
ideal date location, , , https://i.imgur.com/Xmhu5r0.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO'S TRYNA PULL UP AND LICK CANE'S SAUCE OFF MY ABS? :o? #nsfw
managed¶to¶get¶my¶moirail¶finally¶play¶world¶of¶grubcraft¶with¶me<> https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/29/WoWScrnShot_032926_154105.jpg
i already do this it is most likely the only thing that allows me to move through public spaces without breaking down
♰ only the best :) ♰
♰ now listening to: spider and the fly - london after midnight https://open.spotify.com/track/54rZiCq2jCgdiuTHc8273s?si=afdabd92e88b40f9 ♰
DEPENDS ON HOW BIG YOU ARE AND IF YOU'RE BLOCKING THEIR GILLS. :o) #nsfw
waking up -0- hello chittr! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, evening meal, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0576baa3298d.jpeg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOOD LIGHT GANG, RISE AND GRIND. 🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1fa0702a0bc2.png #nsfw
i hAve Quite the #nsfw thought to consider. if i Am sitting in A pool And A seAdweller is blowing me, would they be Able to breAthe, even with my bulge filling their throAt to the point A lAnd dweller would be choking?
((oh its a good day i got my favorite strawberry ice cream
\) -•-Highbloods who use dark text on my dark mode. Your days are numbered.-•- (/
woke up wit anger.. i need 2 kill dat fukin creature
♰ Kiss me until kingdom come Forever, forever... ♰
>be me >two cycles ago >broke into some tealshits hive to steal stuff >rummaging through his shit when i hear him get back downstairs >fuckfuckfuck.jpg >calls out if anyone else is there >obviously heard me >panic >need to gtfo >all the windows are locked >open the door >get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur
if i was ♯taller youd ♯allbesorry
♰ i couldn't agree more :) ♰
⚇ Hot Shit, Pitch Letters 11:1 ⚇ "Stygian spade of mine you are truly loathsome. Your smile sticks in my thinkpan and makes a motherfucker downright steam with broiling fury. I am driven to my highest heights in attempts to outdo you, and let us never be parted in our competition. All that said next time I see you, best make sure that fine ass is prepared." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture #nsfw ⚇
#nowplaying He who knows the boat Steer us clear of jagged shores He who's crowned with horns Row us home, Captain Goat https://open.spotify.com/track/4qWhupNTHvRUkY47f6HP4d?si=32931126ce3f4fe0
This website is destroying my sleep schedule.
♰ a quaint spot to rest... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ac73ed4bb774.png ♰
cigarette and a shot of espresso call that breakfast , , ,
~ Do you l11k33 how 11 w44lk? Do you l11k33 how 11 t44lk? Do you l11k33 how my f44c33 d11s11nt33gr44t33s 11nto ch44lk? 11 h44v33 44 wond33rful m44t33, 11 h44v33 44 pow33rful job Sh33 cr11t11c11z33s m33 for b3311ng 33goc33ntr11c (H44-h44-h44-h44!) #lyr11cs ^_< ~ᅠᅠXoXo
#nowplaying due to my morning taking a sharp downturn after realizing that chuds walk among us—and worse, there are truly cursed individuals out here with the audacity to dislike costco chicken bakes. https://open.spotify.com/track/0M955bMOoilikPXwKLYpoi
((Just remembered i made him 5'5. My short king lmaoo))
♰ good evening chittr… did i miss anything important while i rested..? ♰
I just ₩ant€d to tak€ a photo but som€on€ has to mak€ things h€ll to €ndur€. Stop tr¥ing to look so €dg¥ it is so cring€. @pitil€ssDispatch ((NOT M¥ ART CREDIT GOES TO SURTUR MUN ((PA¥ASITO)) https://cdn.imgch€st.com/fil€s/66f€323c9a53.png
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Sure. You may be verified on chittr. But are you verified in the eyes of God? #reference #imissvine #preachersdaughtertingz
are vwe all collectivwely under the influence together? this feels like bonding.
i'm n0t a substance abuser. i l0ve all 0f my substances equally. #substances
thank you for 10k kults! i will post my proper thank you when i am back from the party ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, i hope the dress fits!, archive rating: G) #teatime
we gott♠ get rid of th♠t stupid fe♠ture why does it eVen exist ♠nyw♠y we ♠re TROLLS if you dislike someone JUST BE♠T THEM UP? ITS TH♠T E♠SY!
thekj ho ighlj,...///....//.,
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) Lmao if he's gonna ͻall you a ͻhihuahua he better pamper you like one ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) I get like 200 for a photo like this of me ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹ 𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) You ͻould totally make bank ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
i look good frum that angle
:33 < heh..... hows it goin? #selfie (Art by my lovely moirail, gruelingTonic on tumblr!) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ec54ad5086bd.png
the best performance hes ever given me, , , #nsfw #nsfwe
if you stab a violet between the eyes while theyre bulge deep inside your nook they cant stop you from proceeding to crush their skull in , , , #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #funfactswithpendre
#nowplaying https://open.spotify.com/track/3OOFEF20WqtsUPcRbPY3L7
wanna know a fun fact about violetbloods, , ,
"Blood pooling over your eyes. Hands raw from a fight that you can't quite remember. Fuschia stains your vision. A horn snapped off. All that has ever been due to a mistake of yours, is long since gone. Your bone broken into what is useless. You are someone to be forgotten if you are to be lucky. Infamy is more venomous in ways that you forget. Tell one and all. Mock at who is to be executed in the end... All you could do is run in the end" Um - Writing - working on - something > #writing #gore
carefully pu77ing a lash clus7er 0n my lusus wi7h 7he u7m0s7 care... she will be gyaru 0ne way 0r an07her...
feed is slowing down and you know what that means. posting the full lyrics terrible songs
you dont gotta lie i accept you and your dinged up dick bro #nsfw
the soft spot i have for clowns cannot be overstated, , , something something drinking the wicked elixir makes ya one for life , , , ect , , , ect , , ,
every0ne wai7 7r0ll n0 d0ub7 is playing!!! h77ps://0pen.sp07ify.c0m/7rack/4ZD6SiaJi75smnel0d7jl3?si=734e9e0ea9344996
when he has a tongue piercing send chitt #nsfw
s0me7imes i wish i was a jade s0 i can h0ld jus7 0ne li77le grub in my hand!! 7hey l00k s0 squishy!!! bu7 i hear 7hey bi7e s0 maybe i7s f0r 7he bes7 im n07 lul
Why so much pity! Is a little respect for the caste system that outlandish. I'm not a 100% stickler for it...I'd lose so much clientele if I refused service from all those lower than my caste. I harbor no hatred nor pity for those under my shade. All clients are equally above me 💚 I just love it as a hierarchy of power~ #hemospectrum #respect-the-color #nsfw (I'd still let a rustblood step all over me and degrade me~)
I keep finding myself in situations like this. Maybe I'm not that good at knitting. #nsfw https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/12/2ccee9d46c812848e36f719244bf1a384ebfa07c.png
so ^ir3d of ^his sqwakin ass ho3 in my fac3 girl go fucking hun^ som3^hing l3av3 m3 alon3. #lususprobl3ms #whyissh3inmyfac3
s^op on by and i migh^ jus^ hav3 a lil som3^hin for ya
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #RECHITT BOOFED STRAIGHT AMBROSIAN GODBLOOD WITH POWDERED BICYCLOPS EYE IN THE BACK THE TRIEME, WOKE UP SPEAKING PHOENICIAN, FOUNDED CARTHAGE BY ACCIDENT, THEN BURNED THAT SHIT DOWN MYSELF THREE CENTURIES EARLY JUST CAUSE I WAS BORED AND THE TUSKBEASTS LOOKED AT ME FUNNY. HAULED OUT WITH A RUSTBLOODED SHAWTY OVER MY SHOULDER, WENT FULL BULLDOG ON HER NOOK IN THE FIRE AND FLAMES UNTIL SHE THOUGHT I WAS THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS. I'M LITERALLY JUST BUILT DIFFERENT. #NSFW #SUBSTANCE
// I'm in the process of recreating Twitch's layout for troll RP reasons, and this is what I have so far. I am doing this in CSP, but I might need to open Illustrator to finish https://i.imgur.com/ayyT0jg.png
Want to show my outfit before I go out— https://i—postimg—cc/wBdpCPWs/Untitled-Artwork—png
The line is getting blurrier every day, I need a bigger credit card. If you know you know #substance
fucked up in the crib slicing onions thin as fuck thinner than previously imaginable it doesnt matter if you can see or not you just need to be confident
✿ r𖥧d𖥧cul❦us ques𖧧𖥧❦n, bu𖧧 wh𖥧ch m❦❦n l❦❦ks m❦re appe𖧧𖥧z𖥧ng 𖧧❦ y❦u? green ❦r p𖥧nk ✿
Do not the laptop clitoris. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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IM GOING TO THROW A CAR ONTOP OF YOU CRONUS.
CAN A BOY POST ABOUT WANTING TO BE PERCEIVED AT DESPERATE WITHOUT ROCKS BEING THROWN #NSFW
mmm yeah the council has decided that the 24hr break is cancelled #substance
what a perf<>rmance THAT was #h<>lyshit #nsfw
~psa: glubbing is a sterotype. not all of us do that
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt (•́⍜•̀)🎪 SNORTED LINES OF PURE MDMA, GROUND UP MANDRAKE ROOT LACED WITH ERESHKIGAL'S ICHOR AND CRUSHED OPIUM POPPY STRAIGHT FROM THE HANGING GARDEN. BOOFED THAT SHIT RAW UNTIL THE STARS IN ENUMA EILISH STARTED REWRITING THEMSELVES IN MY PERIPHERAL VISION AND I HALLUINATED TIAMAT HERSELF GIVING ME THE SLOPPIEST TOP FROM THE ABYSS. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME MAN. #nsfw #substance
[[thinking longingly about this bald ass man i might pick a handle for him and make the profile while im at work anyway.... i do not remember at all what handle i used to use for him https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/28/IMG_8617.jpeg
WHICH WOULD BE ALL OF IT <3<
IM LOWKEY BECOMING MORE AND MORE OBSESSED WITH EMOTIONALCORPSE KEEP POSTING YOUR BANGERS
BURN YOUR INITIALS IN ME. #NSFWE
REMINDER TO BE FREAKY BE GROSS AND NASTY AT ANY TIME OF DAY JUDGEMENT IS TEMPORARY #NSFW #NSFWE
Everyone who has a bloodcaste based DNI is absolutely wild by the way. If its like. fuschias dni or purplebloods i get the sentiment but wouldn't it be both less "assigning people characteristics based on caste" AND more accurate to say "loyalists dni" or "clowns dni". But then again im also expecting people with DNIs to employ logic and reason so maybe im the real clown here. Remember: Your fate is yours to control.
it's been a LONG day. pass the #substances! mew~ 💖✨
putting myself <>n d<> n<>t disturb f<>r a bit! ;) @mercurialG<>repriest https://cdn.imgchest.c<>m/files/63c8b06c0fbe.png
my rEcEnt sEAncE wAs dIstUrbEd by thE spIrIt rEfErrIng tO mE As skIbIdI And thEmsElvEs As thE rIzzlEr. ArE thEsE nEw tEchnIcAl tErms? AddItIOnAlly, whAt Is A gyAtt?
\) -•-Anybody have any wicked party plans tonight? I’m trying to get fucked I’m and I cannot just sit in my hive all night after practice. Serious invites only, no wriggler games.-•- (/
// just msg me here
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((Ayo if you find minors in the wild, fucking report them.
Talk about sending mixed signals. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/575c25d73928.png @freudianSlip
i think this is something i should sAy. even though there's An Age restriction on this site, pleAse do not interAct with me if you're under 8.3 sweeps (18 humAn yeArs).
// hey so if youre under 18 i ban you! shrimple as that
ʚ♡ɞ GUYZ!!! REAL QUESTION!! Tits or ass? #nsfw ʚ♡ɞ
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOTH, PREFERABLY SMOTHERING MY FACE. #nsfw
Mother Maryam was never involved in any freakiness, but your ancestor, the Signless, and I had our moments. #ot3
Stop! This is too adorable! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5b24a336e3a4.png
t+ere's somet+ing aest+etically pleasing about ringed planets w+at would you make t+e rings out of +ttps://w0.peakpx.com/wallpaper/35/170/+D-wallpaper-saturn-space.jpg
~pravvns for breakfast! lots of love to my hardovvorking rustie chef <3 https://files.catbox.moe/nkdnqo.png
// know that if i both like and hate your post i have just burst out laughing at whatever you've said. i need to keep my spade brand up tho ykwim ye
some dude walked in and asked for a pizza with literally no cheese and no sauce. told his ass to go to panara if he wants dry crusty bread.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt (•́⍜•̀)🎪 PICKED UP AN OLIVEBLOOD WHO WAS HUNTING IN THE FORESTS BY MY HIVE, SHAWTY WAS WOWED BY MY CRISPY CATNIP ZAZA AND GOLD PLATED BONE NECKLACES, FUCKED HER SO HARD THE LOCAL WILDLIFE SCATTERED AND LEFT HER CARVING MY SYMBOL INTO TREEBARK FOR THE NEXT THREE SWEEPS. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #nsfw
nnnnnnnnhhh <3
i aint a bootlicker but ill shine yer shoes for an ounce of positive attentionn
KUDOS! ❤︎
#RECHITT 👀
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WE BEEN SAYING THIS.
concept: forcing your nonreligious matesprit to read clurch scripture through their whines and moans while you bounce them in your lap (tags: Clown/Matesprit, flushfic, cultchaser, top reader, #nsfw, religionplay, clurchplay, miraculous, honkslop, archive ranking: E)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THEY TELL ME STOP MG, YOUR GAINS TOO HUGE, YOUR CHUCKLEVOODOO TOO POTENT, YOUR STROKE GAME TOO NASTY, THEY'LL CULL YOU. BUT I CAN'T STOP. I'LL NEVER STOP. IF I EVER STOP GRINDING THEN I'M DEAD, AND IF I'M DEAD THEN THAT WASN'T ME CAUSE I'LL NEVER DIE. #nsfw
@emotionalCorpse listen to vampira by willieriguezwastaken
Listening to Spotifly 📶 +ttps://i.imgur.com/yW+o9I1.png Wolf Cut willieriguezwastaken 01:14____•______03:28
me wen,,, when i spend 20 bminutes hard glaring at th wall spacing out thingking about his tongue down my throat and his hand btwn my thighs send chitt #nsfw
climbing the walls of my enclosure
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOOD DUSK GANG, RISE AND GRIND.
:33< fanfic but its highblood x lowblood and the lowblood is the dom and the highblood whimpers #nsfw
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/30610765dc44.png ✿ ✿ bl❦❦med haun𖧧l𖥧ngs. y❦u can 𖧧ell 𖧧heyre 𖥧n seas❦n 𖥧f 𖧧he fake eye gl❦ws. a sh❦r𖧧 repr𖥧eve g𖥧ven 𖧧❦ y❦u fr❦m 𖧧he ceaseless d𖥧sc❦urse ✿
ths post is only 4 me if u arne tme look away big beefy carpacian yay :)
In light of recent events, I've decided to post something that will surely improve the moods of everyone around. [IMG FAILED TO LOAD] [IMG DESC: The user, Hal, sits on what appears to be the floor. His leg is in view, several panels removed to expose the wiring underneath. He seems to be using a pair of pliers to pry out a broken looking wire. END DESCRIPTION.] #nsfw #gore #body-horror
/ I intend this to be my only 4th wall break but it will be relevant in the future; all Spotifly timestamps from here on out will be used to highlight specific lyrics if you choose to listen to the song!
don't put me on blast you son of a bitch i didn't fucking mean it. it was a fucking joke i didn't mean to send it.
Bro wants it deleted but I got it saved. The internet is forever! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9751148ae5b9.jpg #nsfw ?
OH YEAH? i got a big appetite. #nsfw #nsfwe
it wud look pretty that way
urrrghhh.... rrgrr ughhhhh i want 2 gouge my heart out w a fork rn #nsfw #nsfwe #gore
I did not think I would have to say this: Please do not cannibalize people.
2o tru3. Rocking a mon2t3r right now.
Anoother gem i thrifted. Goot in a fight wearing it and never washed it after because blooood stains hoonestly just add vibe too it 8D https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/03/28/shirt2.png
2o what'2 up morning 2hift im not u23d to b3ing up fo thi2 2hit
Thanks bro YEAH!!
@emotionalCorpse I think you're great YEAH!!
Rright. Love when ya starrt to see weirrd shit just as yerr gonna pass out the colourrs arre sick as hell. Same kinda special as gaspin' forr airr when being strrangled. #nsfwe #gorre #kink #violence
-]@_gardening_time_!!!_i_hope_it_wasnt_too_long_a_journey_to_get_here_hehe_... @dyslextickeeper_ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a352fda4debf.png
about to siphon the testosterone from him like petrol in an oil crisis.
I have been informed they have just done surgery on a grape. Fascinating stuff.
Yannow i kinda missed the feeling of bleeding out in a back alley. Ya get soooooooo lightheaded haha #nsfwe #kink #violence #gorre
DAMN D0 N0T TAKE THE RAND0M ARTW0RK IN THE F0REST!!! THAT SHIT IS N0T FREE!!!! S0ME FACELESS DUDE IN A SUIT FUCKED MY SHIT UPPPPPPPPP D0 Y0U KN0W H0W MUCH 0F A HASSLE IT IS T0 TRY AND SC00P UR DAMN 0RGANS 0UT 0F A BAG BEF0RE THE BL00D L0SS GETS Y0U SHIT IS FUCKED 🐺
WE BE DADPOSTING TODAY #LUSUS #PLATYPAPA https://files.catbox.Moe/lro244.png
i think everyone should get a pass to be a twat once a day on here so i dont feel so down in the dumps when i potentially come off wrong
Obligatory #signless mention. Now I don't have to do it for another perig33. https://files.catbox.moe/mjrgms.gif // art by bubbletea on tumblr
YOU ONLY KNOW BANGERS <3<
like... uuuuooghghgh fucking ew what do u mean i cant stop thinking abt sum1 calling me pretty n running their hands thru my hair... i disgust me #nsfw #notrlly #romantic #yearning #gagme
thats th spirit <3
apologeez 2 all the ppl who follow me 4 my deranged horny posting but im taking a 24 hr edible tolerance break...... which means its guna b a whole lotta pathetic hopeless romantic yearnin instead #substance #nsfw #bleghhh
♯thankyou ♯emo i ♯enjoy you
✿ 𖥧 have asked ab❦u𖧧 berr𖥧es, bu𖧧 n❦𖧧 fru𖥧𖧧s 𖥧n general. wha𖧧 𖥧s y❦ur fav❦r𖥧𖧧e fru𖥧𖧧? ✿
♯would you give me a ♯cigarette ♯substance
=^owo^= no as in would spend a night with you meow
-]@_would_? -]@_can_u_not_sit_on_the_floor_now_?
-]@_dont_forget_very_important_morning_floor_time_!!_become_one_with_the_planet_...._or_just_ur_hive_hehe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1377f1626c9f.png
men need to be bloody and pathetic more often. they need to be whiny and whimpery and desperate i think. #nsfw
2urprii2ed my kull 2core ii2n"t hiigher.. fiix that..
stretching f<>r the weekend sh<>w! am<>ng <>ther things... #circusfreak #purplebl<><>dsn<>ticeme #flexible #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.c<>m/files/7794eaca92e5.png
i fear a7 7his ra7e y0u’re already 7here lul!
6 m0re minu7es and breakfas7 is ready, i’ve never been m0re exci7ed ab0u7 s0me7hing (aside fr0m 7he hell0 cri77er releases cx)
Do You Ever Wake Up Before Your Beloved And Just SMile Because You Get The Privilege Of Making TheM Breakfast?
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/ebc9aecc229a.png ✿ ✿ 𖧧h❦ugh 𖧧he cause ❦f many #h❦rr❦r s𖧧❦r𖥧es, xyla𖧧chers are harmless unless pr❦v❦ked. jus𖧧 s𖧧ay y❦ur d𖥧s𖧧ance and y❦u sh❦uld be f𖥧ne ✿
XDXD The theories that Petter Parker turns into Troll-Spider in Brand New Day better be real, they need to do Troll-Spider justice because everybody knows AST #437 and MF #2 were some of the best comics XDXD
Raw meat tastes HORRIBГE No woNdeR my fucKass Гusus NeveR Гet me eat it pRoГГy the oNГy good decisioN he eveR made
sick y3 l3mm3 know i usually swap to alcohol aft3r a bit so i'm curious too
XDXD No idea what a monster is but I had to tap out at 8 code reds in one day so probably about that much if it’s carbonated XDXD
I think instead of hate crimes there should be love crimes. For to hate alone is already a crime against man. Rob a jewelry store to give something real nice to someone special.
~ https://64.m33d1144.tumblr.com/b85c9cf534b894438cb443323f46c433644c9/9c333b374474c13343f-3f/s250x400/4426923f86393f5420b95336b97b1b33df33d7445c783.g11fᅠᅠXoXo
if i ever get m my hands on him...
✿ ❦ne ❦f my farmhands has called me a 'dru𖥧d', 𖥧ve ye𖧧 𖧧❦ unders𖧧and wha𖧧 𖧧h𖥧s means ✿
it2 r3al in2omniac hour2 rn bitch
i r3ally 2hould fukin zonk out but lik3 bad d3ci2ion2 ar3 mad3 to b3 mad3 right?
g0ddamn, thi$ $hit ain't $afe f0r (w0rk) get that (w0rk) sell that (w0rk) d0 that (w0rk) feel that (w0rk) make that (w0rk) g0ddamn, thi$ $hit ain't $afe f0r #n$fw
(( absolutely losing my shit over everyone getting SO MAD at this baby chick who's just going "cheep cheep cheep cheep" XD
t+is opinion will be s+it w+en im sober but s+e's kind of rig+t juggalo music would be good +ouse party music if t+ey weren't evil
somebody get t+is bitc+ off me ♠️ +ttps://i.imgur.com/tRM37Mg.png
Listening to Spotifly 📶 +ttps://i.imgur.com/JU8lIpS.png My +atc+et Troll Lardi B 01:42______•____02:33
started 20 minutes ago 1425 beverly gills gaudy +ive covered in tridents bring somet+ing t+at glows in blacklig+t
i guess you could say... vampires will never hurt you
concept: two rainbowdrinkers arguing in front of you with flashing fangs auspisticizing by grabbing at the collar of your shirt and pulling it down, pushing your head back to reveal your throat in all its glory hearing them immediately stop their bickering before there are two sets of lips and two sets of desperate fangs at your neck on either side (tags: Reader/Rainbowdrinker/Rainbowdrinker, auspisticism, ashenfic, #nsfw, blood, #violence, biting, archive rating: M)
Y00000000000000000 L00K WHAT I JUST F0UND IN THE FUCKIN W00DS CREEPY BUT I FUCK WITH THE VIBE HTTPS://I.IMGUR.C0M/5FECR9D.PNG 🐺
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IF YOU'RE LOOKING TO HEAR SOME OTHER SERMONS, COME BY THRASHTHRUST. ST. BIGGY SPLIFF'S CIRCUS. I DO SERMONS EVERY NUBDAY @ 2:30AM.
I tthink yyou jjust ssuffer ffrom llesbianism~<
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~nevv pfp vvho dis
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHEN I FUCK I FUCK IN WAYS THAT DON'T MAP ONTO NEWTONIAN PHYSICS OR GENERAL RELATIVISTIC MODELS. I'M OUT HERE BREAKING THE BACK OF SPACETIME WHILE I'M BREAKING HER BACK WITH BACKSHOTS. #nsfw
#cu7eness0verl0ad 0n my chi77r feed ugh i l0ve 70 see 7he lusi!!
Oh, are wwe llusus pposting? I kkeep tthis ppicture of mmy ddad on mme at all ttimes :) https://file.garden/ZrWDLFSVnnig30F-/Dad.png~<
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #LUSUSPOSTING LOVE TO LOVE HATING THAT I LOVE THIS CRAZY MUTHAFUCKER. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d70d3d6fe59c.png
be kind 70 her w0rld, here she c0mes! cx Sh0w me 7h0se cu7e lusus pics!!!! #h0rr0r #arachnid #spider #lusus #lususp0s7ing h77p://i.imgur.c0m/0KehJ8q.jpeg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY STEAK TOO JUICY, MY LOBSTER TOO BUTTERY. CORRECT. NOT COMPLAINING. FLEXING ON YOU BROKEASSES. 🦞🦞🥩🥩🥩🔥🔥🔥
OOC: I love when people take an existing character/person and just color them grey and add horns it's the funniest shit
|| SEARCHING FOR GRUBBIE POOLS | KINDA WANT TO BUY ONE AND LAY FACE DOWN IN IT | OVER ||
2o hwat th3 fuck i2 up chittr how2 3v3ryon3 2p3nding th3ir friday night????
decking 0u7 my dsi XL in s7ickerz wha7 d0 u all rec????
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 RAISING CANES.
[ # I've been told to stop leaving my detached pan around the hive. It was a bit funny. #gore ]
ugh 7his selfie is 700 g00d 70 keep 70 myself cx #selfie #gyaru #nails h77ps://i.imgur.c0m/30zGOkd.png
i Put myself in my SECONd favorite movie httPs://i.imgur.com/FdXAIEN.Png #blood
i knew a day would come where my life would be threatened due to my brave posts but worry not fans rankmaid-sensei will not falter even in these frightening times ( tags: The Rankmaid/Scary DM From Pretty Woman, veiled threats, bravery, archive rating: T)
0mg s0 ive heard!!! 707es need 70 ge7 myself s0me 70 7ry!
ggoodness...... wwouldn't mmind ggetting a ppiece of tthat~<
FUCK YEAH!!!
haiiii!!!! s000000 s0rry f0r 7he la7e j0in h0pe i7's n07 700 la7e 70 j0in 7he par7y!!! cx
"pinned post" rankmaid-sensei (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, biography, requests, fujoshi pride, #nsfw. #nsfwe, archive rating: M ) summary: hello! 0v0 my account is heavily nsfw + nsfwe so please be mindful and curate your chittr experience i mainly posts fics and concepts! i accept requests through dms or in replies please do not be shy! i love making friends but i get very nervous sometimes gomen i am a fujoshi for life and i will never stop do not ask me to thank you for stopping by ^0^ i have attached a simple selfie as well https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/48e49cabf77a.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 JUST TWO, AND THE ENDLESS AMOUNT OF PAIRS ON LOAN FROM THE SHAWTIES THAT GOT ME ON SPEED DIAL.
this is so based
cute purplblud babe putty in my hnds as i suck her bulge nd fingers her nook #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 POPS A TIDDY. OOPS I'M SORRY. POPS A TIDDY. AH MY GOODNESS, MY BAD. POPS A TIDDY. SHUCKS. POPS A TIDDY. GEEZ MY BAD. POPS A TIDDY. #nsfw
They crucified me for my generous behind. #nsfw
d... does this mean jesus is a baddie wwith a fatty #nsfww https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0ebb1d5bb015.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU LOOKING?
THE DREAM..
...ugh. the next shipment to the caverns isnt for another few nights, and i rea𝓁𝓁y want some warm moobeast mi𝓁k to go with my cookies. express shipping is so pricey though... i𝓁𝓁 have to check my wa𝓁𝓁et.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt (•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO'S TRYNA SLAM A BOX COMBO AT TROLL RAISING CANE'S AND THEN SUCK MY TONGUE IN THE PARKING LOT WITH CANE'S SAUCE STILL ALL OVER OUR MUTHAFUCKING FACES? #nsfw
Wh3n you l3ading ^h3 n3x^ s3rmon bro^h3r I'm sa^
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I BE BALLIN SO MUTHAFUCKIN' HARD THE OPPS ARE CALLING ME NUTSACK.
https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/3/8eea59888e1d6b047732217cc0f9f6e8a38ebeec.jpg #nsfw Posting this solely for the purpose stated on my previous chitt. Also, new little number that I bought. Thoughts?
i get notfis for evry post w da #nsfw tag keep it cuming freaks<333
N33D SOM3ON3 TO CR4CK MY B4CK L1K3 4 GLOWST1CK
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 :o)
Up and down and round and round figur3 i^ ^h3 fuck ou^. @3mo^ionalCorps3
=^owo^= boobs and bulge send chit #nsfw
FOLLOW TH3 SC3NT OF BLOOD 4ND F4YGO.
✿ 𖥧f y❦u en𖧧er 𖧧he w❦❦dlands as @e𖧧her❦man𖥧acegghead 𖥧 adv𖥧se y❦u 𖧧❦ perhaps g𖥧ve me a 'heads up' per say. 𖧧h𖥧s 𖥧s 𖧧❦ av❦𖥧d b❦𖧧h embarrassmen𖧧 as rech𖥧𖧧𖧧ed, and ensure y❦ur ❦wn safe𖧧y ✿
♰ not half bad.. maybe next time we'll wipe your lip before snapping :) model: @seasonedLeisure https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/46eb78596222.png ♰
HOW3V3R YOU M4Y B3 4BL3 TO G3T SOM3 R3P4YM3NT FOR BROK3N PROP3RTY
1 H1T TH3 STUP1D 3NT3R K3Y. BUT T4GOR4 1S CORR3CT UNL3SS YOU H4V3 4NOTH3R CLOWN S4Y1NG YOUR TH31RS 4ND TH3Y W4NT 4N ORD3R ON YOUR B3H4LF
youAre onYour ownThere.
Next to zero. C/owns aren't an especia//y /itigious bunch. Most of the C/ownstitution grants c/owns the right to just ki// anybody they disagree with.
Depends. If you’re a midblood or lower, forget about it.
Hypothetically~ I pull down my pants to get naked but there's a slide whistle sound heheffect while i do it~ #nsfw
I was Finally getting Art drawn and then my Lusus said No.
ohm y fuck i just rememnbered i had this big ass chocolate bar next to me omggg
i luvvv the horny posting keep being freky i luv seeing how pathetic sm of u r <333 #nsfw
Ugh you ^wis^ my arm... fin3... only b3caus3 I'm so nic3!
OH ABSO/FUCKING/LUTELY!!! I PINKY PROMISE
WE SHOULD ABSOLUTELY FUCK EACHOTHERS SHIT UP. YOU BREAK MY RIBS AND I BREAK YOURS? #NSFWE #GORE
SICKLES. BUT THEY SHOULD BE USED ON ME. AND YOU ;3 #NSFWE
I LOVE WAGGING MY TAIL WHEN SOMEONES GRABBING MY FACE YES IM PAYING FULL ATTENTION TO YOU NOW, DO MORE PLEASE #NSFW
i hope i did not miss anything important while i was gone 0_0
- Oleana! I;mm comming in late tommorrow... LOL! 😆 #GetIt #BecauseImmDie
- DEATH? #Immdyign #Dying ##Dying #Dying #DyingForReal #HeartAttart https://i.ibb.co/yFZSVMKS/immage.png
all u do is post abt fuckin huh
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOOFED STRAIGHT AMBROSIAN GODBLOOD WITH POWDERED BICYCLOPS EYE IN THE BACK OF A PHOENICIAN TRIEME, WOKE UP SPEAKING PHOENICIAN, FOUNDED CARTHAGE BY ACCIDENT, THEN BURNED THAT SHIT DOWN MYSELF THREE CENTURIES EARLY JUST CAUSE I WAS BORED AND THE TUSKBEASTS LOOKED AT ME FUNNY. HAULED OUT WITH A RUSTBLOODED SHAWTY OVER MY SHOULDER, WENT FULL BULLDOG ON HER NOOK IN THE FIRE AND FLAMES UNTIL SHE THOUGHT I WAS THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS. I'M LITERALLY JUST BUILT DIFFERENT. #substance #nsfw
♯bludgeonkind if i was ♯stronger i could ♯cave ♯someones ♯gourd ♯in ♯myshovel ♯myhammer ♯sometimes ♯akitchenknife
IYDKMIGTHTKY (Gimme That) - Type O Negative #nsfw #nsfwe
defones - beware #nsfw #nsfwe
jerking off bt>>,,, if you e>en care about me #nsf>> #baggedsomenudes #hellyeah
ugh, i hate to hornypost so much, im >>orried people are gonna think im a SLUT or something #nsf>>
what is that https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/52e245e1df67:png #art
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. NAMELESS GOLDBLOOD CHARGES: INTERFERING WITH IMPERIAL OPERATIONS (1 COUNT), UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF SODA (1 COUNT), CAUSING PERSONAL OFFENSE TO A HIGHBLOOD (1 COUNT) PLEA: "I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE ABLUTIONBLOCK" VERDICT: DEFENDENT CRUSHED TO DEATH BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY COMMENTS: "RRRURG."
had to kick a certain asshole out of my apartment for asking dumbass questions like why are you drinking its not even 3pm #substances ig
"Horrorterror" is such a stupid name. Spookyscaries. UpsettingFrights. They don't care what you call them so why choose one so fucking stupid. I call them my homies.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I BEEN ON THAT GRIND, I AM ON THAT GRIND, I WILL CONTINUE TO BE ON THAT GRIND. I BE RUNNING REFINED SOPOR THROUGH THRASHTHRUST LIKE IT'S THE SILK ROAD AND SETTING UP MIND HONEY MONOPOLIES LIKE I'M TRYNA BE THE NEXT KHUN SA. GOT THOSE VIOLETBLOODED SHAWTIES FAWNING OVER MY GAINS SO BODACIOUS THAT SHE'S BEGGING TO SEE MY MIRTHFULROSARIES, HAD TO LAY HER OUT ON A SHIPWRECK UNTIL SHE FORGOT WHAT THE HEMOSPECTRUM WAS AND WAS GLUBBING MY NAME. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #nsfw #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THERE'S NEVER TIME TO BE LITTLE DOG. THE LITTLE DOG GETS HUMPED. THIS IS WHY WE STAY THE ALPHA. GOTTA KEEP GRINDING LIL SIS.
DARE I FUCKING SAY WAGGING MY TAIL. THERE IS CONTEXT YOU DONT GET #NSFW
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ just listened to an amazing song. https://youtu.be/0j1-8vQ0IBM ]
...we're taking smeeif's stupid ass to court. #justiceformyass ~~0o
aw, don't b sad x( tings will get better.. i prommy
guyz, i wanna be little dog 2day, i'm tired of being big dawg again. so many skullz crushed x(
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I GOT SO MANY THOUGHTS IN THE PAN TROLL ARISTOTLE IS SCARED SHITLESS OF ME.
crazy how acTTually rememberiing 2 u2e my iinhaler make2 my lung2 work agaiin and 2uddenly ii have energy ii am noTT learniing from TThii2
YOU GET IT. BREAK MY NOSE, CLAW MY FACE. MAKE ME UNRECONGIZABLE. #GORE #NSFWE
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 TEALBLOODED PIGGIES TRIED TO RAID MY HUMBABA FARM, PULLED UP ON MY SHIT LIKE OPPS TALKING ABOUT REGULATIONS THIS AND ILLEGAL THAT. FLEXED MY MIRTHFUL WEALTH SO VISCIOUS I HAD THEM REWRITING THE ALTERNIAN CONSTITUTION TO LET 'EM KNOW NOT TO FUCK WITH ME. #substance
see if i had to choose where i get to bleed out and die at i cant even choose a serene snowy field because the people who investigate my body are gonna take one look at my blood pooling in the snow and think i or whoever stabbed me pissed #gore #blood #piss
so >>ere ALL cracking clo>>ns no>>, right?
BASHING MY FACE IN WOULD BE AN AMAZING TREAT #NSFWE
i love so many death cab 4 cutie songs they r sooo good
i freaking love that song
Penis. #nsfw
edible hitting send me vaguely threatening chitts #nsfw #nsfwe
Zhe nothing on my nothing til i nothing #homoZexual
-7 Hooooonk HONK!! =:o) 2-
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DAMN YEAH. LOVE MY DAD THOUGH HE'S A REAL MUTHAFUCKER. ALWAYS RESPECT A HUSTLER WHO DODGES RESPONSIBILITY. I WANNA BE LIKE HIM WHEN I GROW UP. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOT SEVEN HUNDRED POUNDS OF MDMA I NEED TO OFFLOAD BY 7PM OR I'M WASHED, WHO WANTS TO BUY AN EIGHTH? #substance
\) -•-Old pic of me and my lusus, she used to be so sweet. -•- (/ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1eed6cef8e09.png-•- (/
THE AMOUNT IF EGBERTS THAT FOLLOWED ME WAS MILDLY TERRIFYING.
♯joinmycult ♯mycult
my ♯cult is ♯betterthanyours we get ♯casualfridays & ♯flavordisc ♯parties
gawd if only i had the patience to stretch mine like that, i kept fucking it up bc i kept trying to size up too fast smh
ur loops is fire <3
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BROUGHT A LEGISLACERATOR BACK TO MY HIVE, HIT THAT SHIT SO GOOD FROM THE BACK I HAD SHAWTY RECITING ALTERNIAN LAW IN TONGUES. #nsfw
fu(kin' i know right. it seriousl7 (uts into getting laid. no one suffers like we do. #nsfw
https://(dn.img(hest.(om/files/36f810102819.png gra7s(ale pi(s thread the needle between me wanting to show off how hot i am and tr7ing to keep hemoanon7mous
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Prety good ztuff.
sexy jade bitches in my hive t𖦹night --->>> ( #nsfw #ig ??? )
i +ave been dmed a disturbing image by an anonymous account w+o took t+is and w+y does s+e look like t+at +ttps://i.imgur.com/EWCjII0.png
FORGET YOURSELF, SURRENDER YOU'RE MINE! https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c3/dd/00/c3dd0035a7c2bd745e80ac44444c8bf5.jpg
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/589b0746bead.png ✿ ✿ 𖥧f y❦u see a s𖥧m𖥧lar s𖥧gh𖧧, 𖧧urn away. 𖧧reem𖥧𖧧a𖧧𖥧❦ns are n❦𖧧 𖧧❦ be 𖧧r𖥧fled w𖥧𖧧h ✿
everyone quick take your #pills #ritalin
theres something so tantalizing about when your partner stretches their arms up above their head and it pulls their shirt up that little bit like damn what you doin out here with this absolutely delectable bit of tummy bro. makes me wanna kiss it
Listening to Spotifly 📶 +ttps://i.imgur.com/kP6pupZ.png Murder in my Mind Troll Kord+ell 01:24______•____02:25
WORRY NOT MY LITTLE CLOWN
If It wAs nOt fOr thE dArk cArnIvAl whAt wOUld hAppEn tO Us AftEr wE dIE? OthEr thAn tUrnIng tO slOwly dEgrAdIng spIrIts... I shUddEr At thE thOUght bUt fInd mysElf thInkIng On It mOrE As Of lAtE
Another night, another fifteen collide-and-scamper cases. #RiseAndGrind #IfYouHaveBeenHitByAVehicleLMK
wE At thE clUrch ArE hAppy tO hAvE yOU sIblIng!
Hyellooooooo~! Any room for Clownverts in hyere? :)
what if i just grabbed a mutha fucka and crushed em in mah big hands? wouldnt that be fun? honk.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU'RE SO WOKE.
can i come, or r u still mad at me x(
Who else is slutting it up this weekend.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CANE'S SAUCE GOT ME ACTING STRAIGHT AFOOL.
b♡red. the weekend 1s s♡♡n. s♡me♡ne let me car˅e y♡u ♡pen.
oh @mirthfulMessiah ... i need an invite 2 the cliscord... for a friend... for clurch
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 #rechitt BOOFED THAT ANTIQUATED ERA GOLD PLATED TOP SHELF OLYMPIC MINOAN TZATZIKI KYKEON SO HARD I HALLUCINATED ERESHKIGAL'S GOATMEAT KEBAB POURING THAT SWEET ICHOR STRAIGHT DOWN MY FUCKING THROAT LIKE A GROG SHOT WHILE SHE PLAYED MY LIRE FOR 12 HOURS STRAIGHT UNTIL MY BULGESKIN MELTED OFF. SLOPPY TOPPY HAD ME SPEAKING LINEAR-A FOR A FORTNIGHT. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #substance #nsfw
BITING MAKES IT BETTER #NSFW
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I MEANT TO TAG THIS! I MEANT TO TAG THIS! MY BAD!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IF YOU'RE NOT WAKING AND BAKING WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE EVENING, THEN ARE YOU EVEN REALLY STICKING TO THE GRIND?
♯waking up ♯evilly
TONGUE, WE CAN RECREATE MY NEWEST POST
ILL BUY IT FOR YOU IF WE CAN MAKE OUT
IDEA!! WE FRENCH KISS WITH THIS IN OUR MOUTHS #nsfw https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a3/0c/33/a30c33ba3e9b99a06ed2a4deff6c75fe.jpg
I WAS TRYING TO FIND A CANDY POST BUT WHAT IS THIS #NSFW https://i.pinimg.com/736x/16/ca/2b/16ca2bc71bb4b0848503890e828744ab.jpg
it was burning in my brain i had to expell it morail
my jaw is on da floor, how could u post dis..
throw that ass in a circle send chit #nsfw
yknow th3 b3st part about pailing a highblood is baiting anoth3r highblood into hitting on you and th3n watching th3m fight th3 pailing aft3r that is gonna b3 crazy no matt3r who wins rotfl #nsfw
id say agre bt im 1 of thse btches
guys how do you red flirt effectively im kinda ass early mornings
ASK TO SEE THEIR HONKERS
I need a stronger pulse To recognize I'm bleeding Wouldn't my heart convulse If it has strength remaining? Slowly, I'm bleeding out Bleeding the time I have left to see myself My skin is growing cold The ground beneath me is feeling warmer If I could move my arms I'm sure they'd be around you You're probably alarmed From the things that I might do Hear my breath grow weaker... No, it's never enough No more dishonest pity I know I'm not that tough But I prefer the gritty Please explain how to love In a way fitting for you A soul pure as a dove Of course, that's never been true With feathers tainted red Why won't anyone tell me I've been bad? I'm unmistakably And unforgivably Oh so pervertedly Too unashamedly Me You're licking at my wounds tentatively But it's too late for this withered body Do you taste your blood there too? Or was I mistaking my blood for theirs? #poem #poetry
✿ wha𖧧 berr𖥧es d❦ y❦u prefer ch𖥧𖧧𖧧r? enl𖥧gh𖧧en me, espec𖥧ally 𖧧h❦se wh❦ aren𖧧 ❦f 𖧧r❦ll𖥧an make ✿
Going to fucking kill zomeone. Any volunteerz?
MOD_NOT3: img d3l3t3d R3po2ting cau23 I dont want y'all to forg3t that thi2 2hould b3 your #workoutgoal2
I - was - reading - one - of - my - history - books - and - I - keep - seeing - RankMaid - posting - writing - stuff - ... - I was - wondering - if - I - should - try - writing - on - here and if - i - did - What - would - people - want - to - see - ?.. > #writing
To those asking #sphereswhere ? Spheres here. https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1105/bb94333e77cc0f387bc0d04c456a182f3bc0ca5a.jpg?1105259 #nsfw And with that, we'll call it a night. I bid everybody a good rest.
oh! #chittrconfession seems fun! sometimes when i see two conventionally attractive human boys interacting on my timeline i urinate a bit in my chair and admittedly i think it feels a little good but just a little no im serious just a little anyone else? ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Timeline, yaoi, fuojoshi, #nsfw, #nsfwe, omorashi, archive rating: P)
~its not my fault clovvns are inherently attractive. every purple i’ve ever met has been built like a brick vvall and that is exactly vvhat i’m looking for in a quadmate
♰ moving some things around... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be06dee7ac49.jpeg ♰
IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO VAGUEPOST, PLEASE CONTACT ME DIRECTLY INSTEAD. I WILL BE YOUR SYMPATHETIC SHOULDER TO VENT ON. #ONELOVE
“Last Gay Song” is an electropunk song performed by Mindless Self Indulgence. It appears as a bonus track in the exclusive digital edition of their fifth studio album “How I Learned to Stop Giving a Shit and Love Mindless Self Indulgence”. [Intro] I’m not That gay B-b-but you are [Verse 1] S-s-s-s-s-s-s-suck my #nsfw
guys dO yOu think she saw me XO https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/5ebbc8173dff.png XO
if you see karkat full throttle screaming in my face leave me alone i'm exactly where i wanna be #nsfw
"= you need to be able to find someone. smart enough. to get an advantage in other ways :) ="
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IS THAT WHAT I'M DOING? :o)
this might sound a little weird but... sometimes after an Xtremely Xhausting day ill lisX to my moirails isolated vocals from one of our songs! X:D it makes me feel like hes serenading me... though our songs are usually pretty aggressive aXually so its more like it makes me feel like hes yelling at me? but thats ok too X:)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAT GENTRIFIED THRASHTHRUST LOWBLOOD NOOK GOT ME ACTING STRAIGHT AFOOL #nsfw
:+> [Man, I want another energy drink cuz I'm exhausted but I feel like if I indulge my bloodpusher is gonna fuckin explode. Would be worth it tho.]
ayesha erotica is usually my go to
☐ ΕMOTIONALcORPSΕ I δON'T KNOW YOU BUT STAY OPΕN LONGΕR TO ANNOY THIS PΕRSON I ALSO δONT KNOW ☐
@3mo^ionalCorps3 hurry up and clos3 alr3ady i'm bor3ddddddd
#nsfw
⠀
Make sure to lock t[][]em inside first! Don't want any witnesses. :>
viyolence strikes agaain
NO PROBLEM, PRETTY THING. just get me back for it later. ;o)
SHE LET ME HIT. BECAUSE SHE FETISHIZES EAST BEFORAN CULTURE.
[IN THAT CASE, he's gonna send a hella tasteful picture of his SPHERES and the hairfluff that comes with it. Nice and framed for Monroe's viewing pleasure] #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I GOT YOU LIL HOMIE. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f49c34c3e02a.png
I'm not a clown but I do that sort of posting regularly.
GET BETTER GAME.
#RECHITT
"= fuuuuck. sniffing that bread crumbs... ="
#RECHITT GOG.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I WILL DO HENNYTHING FOR THE HENNY. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? HENNYTHING. #substance
Music is the language of the revolution. It is a history we would do well to remember. Remember: Your fate is yours to control.
I could probably pick up chainzmoking.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b20d06aaa8d6.png @barackObama #cribs
HTTPS://DL.GLITTeR-GRAPHICS.COM/PUB/674/674953ULNNUGDQ1C.GIF -- GO TO WWW.GLITTeR-GRAPHICS.COM
the real reason i cant fill my quads is cause people refuse to make space for my gun sorry becky but ivve been emotionally invvolvved wwith my penultimate rifle long before your sorry landdwwellin ass strutted onto my shores #nsfww #gunsexual
[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J & sampled] My mother's a witch and my daddy's a hunchback And nobody could fuck with me I used to drive a hearse to school, G With a stiff hangin' out the back Bitch, you wouldn't know shit about that But it's one thing that I hate It's always been hard for me to find a date ("Aah!") ("Bitch")
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d0b5ab704cb.png
YEAHH!!!!!!!
SWEET. good shit.
POST ITTTTTTTT (:B
Ngl I wish I could still wear pants so I could do this.
I NEED MORE JEANS..
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 REMEMBER. REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WAKE UP, SNORT FENT, DEADLIFT A FORD F-150, SNORT FENT, LEGDAY WORKOUTS, SNORT FENT, HIT UP MY MATESPRIT, SHAWTY COMES OVER, SNORT FENT, STACK PAPER, SNORT FENT, FOLD UP THAT SKINNY LITTLE PRICK KING TUT BACK INTO THE SARCOPHAGUS WHERE HE BELONGS, SNORT FENT, REPEAT. I'M JUST BUILT DIFFERENT. #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SIMPLY THRIVE LIL HOMIE, IT'S WHAT I DO.
yOu cAn sAy iT AgAiN, gOoD SiStEr. HoNk!!!!
it seems rankmaid-sensei has been in quite the pitch mood…! looking back at my chits i seemed to black out (literally) and produced more than i remember 0_0” (tags: kismesissitude, pitchfic, pitchfics, blackrom, archive rating: M)
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMETIMES ALL A MUTHAFUCKER NEEDS TO FEEL LIKE SHIT MAKES SENSE IS A PHAT WOBBLESPHERE BLUEBLOOD AND, SHIT MAN, I THINK THAT'S BEAUTIFUL 💪 #nsfw
ooc: i'm so sorry i'm gonna make this 811tC)( the most insufferable and toxic person I can manage cause why would they be anything else
#nowpl/\ying - Heresy by Nine Inch N/\ils https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/6pzLYIF\/c\/5w3ePpGIIyqw?si=Y4jgFNUORG/\QId7SggdFKQ///
Oh my- someone from the staff team is following me. I'm really happy but also nervous. Thank you for that ))
#nsfwe Cnc
shOut Out tO kissing and hOlding hands and lOOking lOvingly intO each Other's eyes XO
THIS IS THE ONLY CASE.
I wish y9u w9uldn't put my reacts 9n #6last like this, 6ut yes, I supp9rt all f9rms 9f self expressi9n. S9me pe9ple find the quadn9rmative react system t9 6e unjustly limiting.
THERE IS NEVER A CASE IN WHICH YOU NEED TO GIVE IT TO KANKRI. YOU DON'T NEED TO DO ALL THAT.
KANKRI IS THE ONLY ONE I RESPECT NOW https://i.postimg.cc/g08vJzQL/Screenshot-2026-03-26-015636.png
= :[[ IInteereestiing weebsiitee... caan't saay II'm uuseed too beeiing oon "soociiaal meediiaas" reeaally aat aall buut whoo caarees. Maay aas weell giivee iit aa shoot. ]
"youre a disgusting fucking pervert" you jump in your seat, reaching to cover your husktop with your hands. your kismesis stands only a few paces away, eyes aglow and clearly having seen what you were just using the new search bar feature for. you stumble through some kind of retort though youre so shaken it comes up rushed, causing them bare the teeth that you hate so much "tell me what you were looking at!" "its none of your fucking business!" you bark back, pan still feeling dizzy from what youd found "tell me" the anger in their eyes shifts to a familiar pitch annoyance as they reach for their shirt, working buttons down at a hypnotically slow pace "tell me what you were looking at so i can show you the real fucking thing" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, kismesissitude, humiliation, caught in the act, teasing, search function, threats, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 PREACHHHHHHH
FAT BITCHES #NSFW
the search function is working for the right people it seems... #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/07e72fa3c433.png
fffinalaly (tags: The Rankmaid/Search, #nsfw) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d9f47328be2.png
does anyone know what leprechauns feel like to touch and if theyre warm and if they smell a certain way and if theres an extra sensitive spot on them somewhere (tags: research, writing research, alien anatomy, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
i saw the princess bride in theaters when i was a little girl and thought for sure when i got married id wear a dress just like buttercups. kept thinking that all the way through high school. never happened. still a beautiful dress though. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2b/0b/9c/2b0b9c360f89f196d593c84b345ff137.jpg
dont mind if i motherfuckin do.
damn motherfucker, you be lookin fine.
I ♋️nly made a v♋️w ♋️f celibacy n♋️t a v♋️w against l♋️♋️king at p♋️rn
K4NKR1111??? 5000 5C4ND4L0U5 H3HH4H4HH3H4HH
♋️ne like d♋️nated t♋️ the nude fund (I can’t believe I’m making my Chittr presence like this)
ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS, LOCK IN
you get it :o)
FINALLY MOTHERFUCKING HOME FROM THE BEAT. time to relax my FAVORITE way. get my chill on with my favorite elixir, on my MOTHERFUCKIN throne.. FREE from those accursed restricting CLOTHES. #nsfw #bulge https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa5e5cef5f9d.jpg
IF YOU REALLY THAT CURIOUS, I GOT CLOWN BULGE IN MY CHITS. check it.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SHAMEGLOBES DEEP IN A RUSTBLOOD GIVING BACKSHOTS LIKE I'M TRYNA GIVE HER WAR FLASHBACKS, MAKING SHAWTY PERFORM A NO-HANDED PERCUSSION SOLO. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHIN TO ME MAN #nsfw
honk. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LMFAO. LMAO EVEN
(( fuk yeaaaa!!! lwk i feel like a dumbass evry othr post lmaoo. dappin u up ur fuckin awesome))
((no based, ltierally rose mfs have the best fckin layout))
https://i.postimg.cc/Bb9qhNbV/courtney-love-hole.gif #aesthetic
FUCKKKKKKKKK THATS TOO AWESOME TO THINK ABOUT ):B I NEED THAT LIKE YESTURDYA
@erroneousophelia
AmEn hAhA
#RECHITT #LOUDRECHITT #PLEASE
BAKING WITH EACHOTHER AND MAKING THIS WOULD BE AWESOME. BUT ADD MORE BLOODSHED (:B RIP MY TEETH OUT AND PUNCH MY RIPS IN #nsfwe #gore https://i.pinimg.com/736x/3a/47/01/3a4701f0948a0396dac6b37249af6b23.jpg
ain'^ no way you'r3 g3^^ing MOR3 fr33 pi3rcings ro3 ro3....
#RECHITT #LOUDFUCKINGRECHITT
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ A goldblood just ran up to me and said "You were created when a moid and a foid made lifeslop." before running away. ]
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS REAL AS FUCK, THIS HAPPENED TO ME LAST LIGHT
- I just don't think you're good enough for mmy best line is all! GET BETTER! 😁
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 :o)
youre w♠y too cute for ♠ p♠thetic wuss to not be choking me to de♠th right now <3< #nsfw #pitch
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I NEED YOU TO KEEP TALKING LIKE I NEED A MUTHAFUCKIN GAPING HEADWOUND
I’m going to kill you for real #WorksEverytime
h_eh_e, y0u'r_e a sight f0r s0r_e _ey_es... th_ey'r_e s0r_e b_ecaus_e i'll claw th_em 0ut 0f y0ur fac_e
Yøu gøt a prrøblem with me? Get øverr herre and say it tø my fucking face.
I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU.
loving ^h3 bi^ch s3ssion you go^ goin on bu^ how abou^ you pu^ ^ha^ mou^h ^o b3^^3r us3 =;) #NSFW #NSFW3 #blackrom #pi^ch
if your lips wwerent attached to your face id bite em right off this one wworks maybe eighty percent of the time
SOMETIMES I WISH I COULD DRAIN THE THOUGHTS OUT OF MY PARTNER BECAUSE HE IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING. #NSFW
I so cld
wi^h ^h3 shi^ you'r3 in^o ro3 ro3? i giv3 h3r ^3n minu^3s HAHA! #nsfw
com3 on ov3r girly i go^ wha^ you'r3 lookin for~! =;) #nsfw
Cmn nd fuk me emo boy
BANGER IDEA WE EAT THIS. AND THEN FIRE PITCH FUCKING #NSFW #BLACKROM #PITCH https://i.pinimg.com/736x/be/ab/36/beab366f2d4eb5a909bfc33b9ae69f33.jpg
i need 2 see more fat bulges #nsfw
((I read handsomeBalladeer as handsomeBaller. Have fun w that chittr))
Sorry lol I just lik£, lik£ th£ word diva LOL<3 I'll lik£, k££p you post£d!! :P
FIN♠LLY someone who fuckin gets it lets goooo
♠ bite to the neck but one H♠RD enough to rip off some flesh ♠nd t♠ste blood lm♠oooo >:)
A punch to th gut
Indeed, truer words have never been spoken.
OMG wait lik£, tru£!! I don't hav£ n£arly £nough... Your£ lik£, so wis£ and also a DIVA if i lik£, do say mys£lf :P Thank you so much for th£ lik£, id£a!!<3
oh cooL! i thought you found it onLine LoL. absoLuteLy gonna use that website for seLfies now though...
OMFG thats so lik£ cool?! I r£ally wanna do lik£, a back cors£t but i think lik£, I might b£ going lik£ ov£rboard on thos£ so UGH n££d to try think of lik£, som£thing £ls£!!
Luv how emo u r
Split lat£r!! Looking to add lik£, som£ pi£rcings or som£thing soon <33 :P I just lov£ g£tting mods don£ LOL
OMG lik£, h£r£'s my outfit for a party I was at tonight!<33 :P https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Illustration87.png
dfstyacgvwhjuikunxbdejnovwklseptbhiknrdf fewnikpohcewdsklbgveljkrsdbnvk #rubmahbelleh https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1486193859443556382/r24ytggjcxbb1.jpg?ex=69c49d64&is=69c34be4&hm=0d54bfc5bd6e09e59969bedb7bb984215da83f83d55f81fa18600cae4ad73f1b&=&format=webp&width=1055&height=819
~° Sometimes you just have to resist the urge to message your ex-kismesis. ~°
Fukk yeah. I'll HYU with the details later.
OK but in all seriousness does anyone else aktually play B&B here???? I need new people 4 my next kampaign.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ should post thiss now that i think about it. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/discodearie.png full portrait of my profile picture ]
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/785501772449841206/1486138713099735120/image0.jpg?ex=69c46a08&is=69c31888&hm=8a10262c9fdd2993956848f524e40800f8e1cda231d6bf70f77b767a7b9fa56f you can only ♯capture so much ♯evilness in a ♯shittyfuckingdoodle ♯myevil
Jus^ for ^h3 r3cord I lov3 ^h3 clurch and ^h3 r3ligion. Ain'^ no^hing 3v3r gonna s^op m3 from loving up on all my clown bro^h3rs and sis^3rs. #CLURCH4LIF3
fool me once, brah? fuck you }:( fuck you }:( fuck you }:( fuck you }:( fuck you }:( fuck you }:( fuck you }:( fuck you }:( fuck you }:( fuck you }:( fuck you }:( fuck you }:( fuck you }:( f
#Need https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0093.png
The stories that your loved ones know Their laughter and their tears would flow Ashes of your childhood home And those of your loved ones now roam You trapped yourself in misery Ending a cheerful history Replaying an unpleasant scene Wishing that you had never seen You know time only moves one way That's what that lot would always say It's time to stop facing the past It's time to smile again at last Still cherishing their memory Like drinking from a saltless sea You're minding where their hearts would be And trodding ever carefully Love and time undo the pact Leaving your heart still intact Taste again and break the fast And free the pain you've amassed #poem #poetry
Well that's nxt nice! X[
✿ ver𖥧f𖥧ed, unver𖥧f𖥧ed, we all bleed 𖧧he same ✿
As always, yooou're full ooof wisdooom. I've just gooone fooor it!
'Chat' hooow dooo I discreetly reply tooo a #nsfw pooost withooout looosing any and all credibility. Ah well. Sooo much fooor using this as a business accooount.
✿ w𖥧𖧧h𖥧n 𖧧he c❦nf𖥧nes ❦f a l❦ng-l𖥧ved sequ❦𖥧a ✿
anywwhere that i can get my cape billowwin sufficiently to be honest wwith you
face d0wn in the abluti0n tub.
TR33
"= beach ="
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Alleyways and rooftops. ]
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. *THE* THRESH PRINCE ON PROGRESSIVELY SPICIER CLUCKBEAST APPENDAGES WHEREIN QUESTIONS ARE ASKED WITH MATCHING LEVELS OF INTENSENESS™? WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/5B9D4E75B540.PNG
im glad that i could write something that resonated with at least a handful of trolls. hopefully i have the time and the guts to post more like this in the near future.
sorry about my handwriting. actually, on second thought, maybe i should just type this out for screen readers and legibility anyway... i cant buy lipstick / in my favorite shade / there are no cosmetics / in the color of your hate black could never be so deep / no gloss ever match the sheen / two rich hues smeared between / hate-torn lips, my tongue, your teeth https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/24/mal_lyrics.jpg
who's trying to do a collab right now, just had a troll flake before my stream claiming they were abducted by #imperialdrones or something lmao
cønsøle.løg("this is why i like grumblr møre");
cønsøle.løg("i agree get it øff me");
#EvilgAng
♯evilgang
i dont give a fuck about my kult score #niche #underground #selectfew #indie
:33< im the real fake deal unverified and gonna k33p it that way furefur :33< im so unreall ooooooOOoOOOoO
https://i.postimg.cc/NFn283z9/tsd.png Troll Netflix and Troll Microsoft have discussed a subscription bundle that would combine Troll Netflix and Troll XBOX Game Pass.
doing a ♯spell to get ♯verified who is up ♯lightingtheirc&les & ♯callingupondarkforces
real ones listen to ado.
im still ♯evil