♠ hated by @failedBiologist
Expect big changes coming. This is most definitely NOT the account on which my marketing team makes their professional announcements, but I will issue this surplus note because it relates to some pet projects of mine. As of this morning, Crockercorp has officially acquired the Pizza Hut brand rights from Yum Consort Holdings (who really held us over a soup cauldron in the negotiations but whatever). Which means that we, Crockerlings, are one step closer to the Earth-C Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
so far i have made enough to buy a business suit or replace a broken window just to use a random nonspecific and common ass household analogy for hella dough had
wwatchin kar and ter do a little takeovver of the feed is a wwelcome change of pace until it interferes wwith my lookin after vvarious puppyboys and doggirls wwhich it is
Devastating news for guys everywhere hoping not to grow into their fathers.
YOUR FAULT for choosing to be ARGUABLY THE WORST THING EVER. a CLOWN.