♦ pitied by @feelingFoxy
7eah it's about that time
FAVORITE QUOTES: DAY TWO Day two somehow managed to become simultaneously sweeter, stranger, hornier, and significantly worse at maintaining anonymity. I believe technically some of these come from the early hours of the mourning, before tonight's chicanery. However, I decided to allot them because they did not get a spotlight prior. Some personal favorites: #OutGlutMasquerade #Suggestive AD: “what an yntense readyng yrregardless! goodness!” ANTH: “Dance, good company, and maybe a good drink? Maybe there's only two out of the three, but the music has to be a bonus, right?” Bee: “thank y0u f0r being a weird invertebrate with me.” BLUE LORD: “I don't think I have a real ‘role’ outside of this place anymore, in all honesty.” Chrysotile: “I alreadyy ate, don't yyou worryy about me.” COQU: “and rysk us both getting kicked out? maybe for another night.” DEKAI: “gomen, bawtendew-shan. may i pweashe have a shake and awsho. an ‘angew shhot’.” DR. LATENCY: “Latency would really prefer to be anywhere that isn't in earshot of the uwuspeak, this is actively causing her to take SAN damage.” FROST TAIL: “i forgot literally everyone i had suspicion's on yeah” GILDED: “distracted are wwe mashen?” HOL: “Hnn. Most uuould rather avoid ruin.” HT: “trust me it is just as one would say, ‘Business’.” Lightning Lord: “Is there a problem arising? Do you take issue with my exclamations of thunderous enjoyment of my beverage of choice?” MADAME VOLEUR: “I am certain I can intrigue you in other categories.” MERITOMB: “There's gunfire. Pew pew! Pew! Pewpewpew! Brrrr pahhh! krrrrrPSSH.” Mashen Tiandi: “She's cute... stop thinking that, mashen.” Miss V: “Many are ‘pitiful’ in a sense, makes me want to squish them warmly.” Mylovebugs: “I've never really been to parties or uh- ‘Masqurades’ so this is all quite new!” NEKOMATA: “....nyehehe.” PALE THORN: “What about you? Especially after everything that's... happened.” Pheonix: “Do you count ‘having a good time’ as a personal goal for the evening?” Phoenix: “I've had enough slayage in general.” QAUD: “He'sh notshing tso me. He'sh jushts a guy who walksh by my hive. Hesh notshing.” RAMSHEAD: “Deal with the devil misukashite! Atashi no mono ni suru! Anata no kami no ippon made zenbu!” SCARFACE: “im literally tony montana, vwhat do you mean....” SIR PEPPERMINT: “I ch9se the n🤍me I use myself. I s❤️w this 9utfit in my st9r🤍ge ❤️nd th9ught ‘Ye🤍h th❤️t h🤍s ❤️ peppermint vi6e’.” Tempter: “Somewhat.. you were going to say toys before you said servants. Weren't you?” The Angel: “I... Thank you,” The Bourreaucrat: “You have disappointed me with your restraint, Madame.” The Coroner: “People are temporary. Information is considerably more cooperative.” The Flare: “I've got the feeling after this, once we're all revealing who we are, I'm gonna be like ‘How did I not notice them?’ at least once.” The House: “You have managed to ask me for employment, benefits, shrimp, and an invitation to a masquerade. Surely whatever comes next cannot be more dangerous than those.” The Hourglass: “Oh, don't mind me.” The Magnated: “I read what I read. You know? I read ALL about it.” The Mourner: “I thought it deserved better than to be forgotten in a pocket.” The Naiad: “WouldYouLike,JoinMeAndHaveFunTogetherButLikeOnlyIfYouTotallyWantTo!!!!” The Noir: “Not going to finish that boast because it contains my name.” The Rake: “Might be self-delusion. But what else is hope, but self-delusion that occasionally becomes true.” The Researcher: “fucK me up please?” The Shikabane: “Yes, yes... maybe I will haunt you.” The Vixen: “Mm... I think I could find myself particularly vulnerable to being stolen, early or no.” The Vulpes: “Well my dear flame, will you lead the way?” THE DONSKOY: “Perhaps I have you worked out, or you are simply an engaging stranger. Both are equally perfect, tonight.” THE DUDEBRO: “yyyyyooooo what the shit is up part two part deux part numero dos” THE ISCARIOT: “...I covld svmmon a sword if I wanted to. Not my specibvs, thovgh. A tovch overrated.” THE KNIGHT: “Munch munch munch munch. ‘...’” THE RAVEN: “Alcohol. that's the bitch!” THE SCARECROW: “...I'll keep on playin' fer ya, Willow.” THE SHADOW: “Or. I'm a princess.” THE SPIDER: “Thank you, I like. Yours too did you...?” THE SPRITE: “We can come up... With our guesses. Later.” WISE OWL: “Would you care to tell me a bit about it, then? I'm sure the first night of this event had its highlights.” The Doll: “Staring. At what? Who? Only The Doll knows, and they're not telling.” The Balrog: “( Not literally screaming. Just very fast. )” IRA: “not being strong enough.” The Butterfly: “yes”
im sleep now but like if you need me feel free to message me
Velvet pities me??? Velvet is so unkind to Arty. Wa. [a single angelic note is heard]
two more things i gotta do just gotta get two more things done then i think im good on masquerading
today was, safe to say, WAY too long. goodnight everyone, see yall from the dream bubbles [NA] is now asleep!
The trouble with these masks is that they conceal your faces far better than your relationships. Take our matching Lords. When asked whether they were together, there was a pause before the Black one supplied "close friends," followed by the Blue one agreeing with all the confidence of someone being asked to corroborate an alibi. Perhaps that is precisely what they are. Perhaps I am the Condesce. Whetever their arrangement, they move like they are accustomed to the same foxhole. Curiously, this has not prevented the Blue Lord's attention from wandering. The Vixen noticed. Of course. She seems to notice every one of these wandering eyes and takes them as invitations. First the Flare, then our bashful Lord, each approached with the confidence of a woman choosing something from a display case. The Blue Lord insists they are poor at recognizing flirtation, which became substantially less convincing when the Vixen appeared behind them barefoot, took their hand, and simply carried them away to dance. The Black Lord, for the record, seemed more amused than threatened. Make of that what you will. The Rake is a separate issue. Trying to determine whom she favors is rather like determining which glass at a bar the tender favors. The Demoiselle received the first concentrated assault: dancing, whispered compliments, a stolen kiss, and enough blushing to threaten the anonymity. I assure you, madame, we do not know who you are. This affair aside, affection is another dance to the Rake entirely. It is performed beautifully and changes with the music. The Noir and Raven are harder to diagnose. There is an intimacy peculiar to two people who realize they are both watching the room and, eventually, begin watching one another. Whether that develops into anything warmer remains to be seen. @expertSleuth Feel free to weigh in. More interesting to this reporter is the Mourner and the Shikabane. No obvious courtship there. Something strange. The corpse speaks of his shadow as familiar. The Mourner listens closely, and accepts contact with no hestitation. He admits that certain company improves an otherwise miserable evening. Old acquaintances beneath new masks? Kindred spirits? One dead thing recognizing another? I have no evidence. Fortunately, this is a gossip column. #OutGlutMasquerade
Compounding issues onto issues, tacking another problem onto the plate. I buy myself another week only for it to cost me a lot more. I play mistakes like they're made with intent, makes me play the role of the fool and not living the role of the fool. Time is winding down. Let's see how things go.
stop pitying that i told you im objectively correct about everything all the time always
I am pretty disguised and I can also chit using my brain so no phone out teehee
Hi, Chittr. Collecting a little survey data if you don't mind. Like this post to get choked out, pity for a free lemonade. You can do both.
Ah my own fangs are so sharp I'm constantly drawing blood from my lip alas roses do have their thorns don't they 🌹 if only my thorns pierced a sweeter set oh welll #vampiricurges ______๑🌹๑______
Nyrita stands at one of the main roads of the Land of Wrath and Roads. She shades her eyes with one hand, watching. Ahead of her, the road intersects with another. This is only really visible by the raging sandstorm where the two meet. She taps the toe of one shoe on the road, thinking. Then she nods, and starts to run. Jog, then run, then sprint, defying the heaviness of the road that sets into her bones - tearing the road up, even, each footstep heavy and cracking the very stone beneath her. She dives into the storm, and reaches for its seething heart, plunging her hand into it and tearing it free. She squeezes it in her hand and the storm fades, the Rage stolen. But Nyrita has more work to do, leaking black lightning, and she doesn’t slow down, running ahead to the next intersection. She follows a route throughout the entirety of her land. Each nexus of Rage swallowed keeps her going, fills her with the unpleasant truth even as her lungs burn and her legs ache - she can do this. This is possible. The idea that it’s hopeless is a comforting lie, that would stop her from doing what needs to be done. She just needs to keep. Going. She staggers to a stop at the end of her circuit, and turns. Behind her is a behemoth of flesh and steel, a giant and a tank made one massive being. At some point, Jagganoth had started chasing her. But that’s fine. She’s been chased before. There wasn’t any change in what needs to be done. The Rage gave her that insight too. It gives her a lot of insight, really. It hurts, too, threatening to shake her apart. Not the first time she’s done this, eat a land’s power until she split apart at the seams. Jagganoth leans down, and in a voice of red hot metal, says “CHOOSE.” Keep it, this apocalyptic fury? This power? Nyrita takes a deep breath, then exhales. She reaches up, and smites Jagganoth. An outlet, this time. It flows out of her, all at once - but there are no orderly roads anymore, destroyed as they all were in her marathon. It all flows out into the land as a whole. No bunching up, no unhealthy concentrations. Focusing on the bad is, too, an unreality. Sometimes the truth is more than just the ugliness. Nyrita staggers to one knee. The land sizzles with the power, and then goes brighter and brighter until everything goes white.
8 days
Gently makes biscuits on the dash before staring into space and running off suddenly. Miaou.
"I'm nøt [øn Chittr] tø make friends" Wøw, reałły? Shøułd we tełł everyøne? Shøułd we start with the døzen accøunts whøse shtick is ønły using the Hate react?
Yeah some people don't give a shit unless they can show up and be a hero...or get attention for making an attempt, lmao.
i guess knowing what godtiers are (apable of isn’t (ommon even among godtiers
everyone forgets about just and heroic deaths until its too late
((ooc)) Do I delete this account now that the hype is over? ♦️ keep ♣️ toss I have too many accounts and need to clear space (•᷄ᴗ•᷅ ᵕ)
i actually want to say sorry for soundin a little selfish. but like i said before. i never got that entire shit off my chest. ill go back to xennox now. sleep deprivation is gettin to me.
Actually most of laikas "friends" suck ass anyways so. I shouldn't be surprised.
(( There's too many of y'all to message individually so I'll just. do this. last one prommi Going forward, I'm retconning Florid's matespritship and unfortunately subsequent grub, so please have your OCs act accordingly. Thanks guys. I'm really sorry for having to cancel the event days before it happened, it's not what I wanted either. I'm still gonna keep Florid so no worries, I'm just gonna have to rework some stuff behind the scenes. Thanks for being so great everyone!! ))
In the chittr mines struggling.
>+. I'D DATE INUYASHA .+<
Given recent trends 9n the dash69ard t9night, I feel as th9ugh it is my m9ral duty t9 weigh in with my 9pini9n. Far 6e it fr9m me t9 #kinkshame 9r #ha6itshame 9r shame any kind 9f act 9f self expressi9n 9r c9nsensual c9-expressi9n. And 6elieve me, even I am n9t immune t9 sym69lism and alleg9ry regarding the t9pic; it is ripe f9r such. H9wever. I feel we, as a c9mmunity, need t9 address the tusked trunk-6east in the r99m: The inherently #predat9ry nature 9f #canni6alism. And h9w it reinf9rces 6r9ad, unhealthy p9wer dynamics and the s9cial heirarchy 6acking them up, 9f c9urse. As always pr96lematics tie int9 9ther pr96lematics, creating an 9ur969r9s 9f t9xicity. And als9 that's h9w y9u get pri9n diseases in y9ur thinkpan. N9thing 6ut sympathies f9r th9se suffering fr9m such afflicti9ns, 6ut it 6ears menti9ning. TW f9r #canni6alism (again) (just t9 6e safe) and #g9re (which is typically implicit.)
Oh yay! I'm out there at it too, come give me a hand
Those Paladins cannot mind their own business for love nor money. My lungs hurt terribly from all their use of fire and smoke.
I'm on #substance #violence smoko because I'm trying to have a break and these fucking. PALADINS. Are attacking me.
Anyone with pain. Anyone with something hurting deep inside of them. I offer a new path. A path of purpose and a path free of pain. I offer carcosa. The city of the twin suns. I offer salvation in the form of servitude. Look for the yellow sign. Look for it and carve it upon your being. You will join my court and no longer be shackled.
NOOOO NOT THE TIT…yeah that would be the end for anyone 😔
...im a person too. even if i dont like thinking of myself as one, doesnt mean it isnt true. i should accept that.
Do you think I would be able to take these robots apart? I have always been fascinated by the internal mechanisms of anything that functions inorganically. Although... perhaps it would place me too similar to Master Azazel and his operating table...
Lots of things on the tl today hitting me with the Sims minus friendship symbol. Time to turn 'puter off. #casperwillrememberthis
it's usuall7 the time pla7ers who bi(ker with their other selves #dashwat(hing
I'M GETTING MY ASS HANDED IN BRAWLHALLA IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. DOES ANYONE PLAY BRAWLHALLA?
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ On top of all the striders fighting on here there's even a pair fighting at #fightnight lmao #imsureitsallingoodfun #hmm #idkIneverhadafamilysoIdontknowwhattheygotgoingonlmao
₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ ♡ ༘⋆ 🤝 us having correct opinions on the wrong opinion site. ⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊🐇୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
I can really tell I’m a snapshot of who I was just before I died. My humor responses are dismal. -^- It’s annoying…I’m not actually as stiff as I come off. Not entirely, anyway. Sentinel did come from me, and I promise I have a sense of humor. I’m just not too capable of expressing it right now.
[Insert a more genuine sounding laugh than I’m currently capable of even though I am genuinely amused here.] That is. Fair. Heh.
How many occurrences must it be until I have reached my limitations on banning my heir from my sight, I do wonder.
Oh, she did in fact make a Google form to vet my sparring partners. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeFNF5KO_LrRpUyn2kfu3QBhp9YYdX7MAUjtBMp473kRceJog/viewform Go fill it out, yeah? Also thank you for your hard work in making this, @fromtheHeavens
>----( Carve th' symb🛡🗡. J🛡in th' ranks. Gain y🛡ur freed🛡m. ::::::::::>
Craaaa Fgggrrooootttooonmmnneeeeeeee
...askbox hours. going to try taking my mind off of this. Q4: "{Wake up my Wublins!}" (@commonWubbox) A4: hi, bingleschnort. assuming im right about the 90% chance that this is a bingleschnort-submitted ask. fucked up dash aside, howre you doing?
lf ironic farmhands lf ironic farm lf ironic horse
I am there. Knocking on your door. On your walls. I am there. Peering through your windows. In your reflection right back at you. I am there. Burrowing deeper into your mind, clawing at the folds of your brain slowly but surely. I am there. I am there. I am there. I am here.
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ugh actually nevermind! it's missing my dad hours :(
Oh. I guess I should explain. Though to anyone with reading comprehension I’d hope it’s at least somewhat obvious I am a past version of the Arty you know. I should be dead, actually. I’m a bit annoyed I’m not still dead, so you’ll have to pardon me for that. Or don’t, I’m not your lusus. Regardless, I should only be around for a few nights.
...probably time for me to drop the "hating most chitts i interact with" bit. even aside from it annoying some people (which i dont care about because im evil and caring about anything is an uphill battle) its also just getting boring.
...
i want so badly to reach out to the people i miss. but i pushed them away. and some of them might tolerate me again. but it will never be the same. dont be like me. reach out to your loved ones. be honest with them. be honest with yourself. before its too late. #yearning? #vent? #whatever.
I reiterate my post about the flirting.
Nnn'drnogg crack llll mgn'ghft ot c' uh'eog. Bleeding ph' ph'nglui glorious beams ot mgehye'lloig ng cruelty. Llll fhtagn yah'or'nanah. The nglui ephainafl matter ahhai nnn'drnog ch'nglui'ahog
At most I'm worried about suddenly getting a vacation package.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hhhjjjjjjjjjjiiiiooooyuuuusehe R'leeeeyyahsjwkkqo Msmnjgrftaanngdfososp
A father is not meant to bury his son. I have lived long enough to watch my hair turn white, my hands grow weak, and the faces of old friends disappear one by one. I had made my peace with death. I knew someday it would come knocking for me, and I thought I was ready to answer. But it came for you instead. You were supposed to stand where I stand now. You were supposed to curse the rain, wipe your eyes, and lower these tired old bones into the earth. I would have gladly traded places with you. Every remaining breath in my lungs, every miserable year still waiting for me, I would give them all just to hear you laugh once more. When you were born, I held you in my arms and wondered what sort of man you would become. Today, I know. You became a man I was proud to call my son. So sleep now, my boy. Your old father will carry the grief awhile longer. And when my time finally comes, I hope wherever we go after this, you'll be there waiting for me.
None of you know the pain of fucking on someone who sends you minion gifs...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
yf y meet a lyme blood, would y be able to byte theyr neck and suck the "lyme" out of them, and would y be able to call myneself a vampyre yf that be the case? hmm much to thynk about...
#guywhothinkshecanwinagainstadreadpalace #akafuturechewtoy
Kill your boss. (Unless you work for Hot Topic)
#LifeHacks Delete your account to avoid pity.
This is harassment. Where are the moderators?
၄⋆၃ every time that bastard is mentioned the voixes in my pan grow louder momentarily dog in sunset image sorry i xannot be bothered to find the image anyways im going to take more weed xuddle my darling ruby and ignore every whisper telling me xarxosa would welxome me with open fronds go fuxk yourself #substanxes
၄⋆၃ peeved for more than one reason hrhhghhhh
Oh yes. I have been defeated by the brave heroes of your time Oh woe is me. The door. Oh misery the door.
Why is Lord Lucian and Lord Emile's father alive.
There are other Draculas? Maybe we can experience luck for once. Please do not be Lord Lucian's father PLEASE do not be Lord Lucian's father we do not need that manner of stress and negativity in our lives.
🛡----( Peta🗡s and th🛡rns.... peta🗡s and th🛡rns... ::::::::::>
WE ALL MADE FUN OF 'THE BREATH EMPRESS' WHEN WE WERE ASSIGNING TITLES, BUT IF ANYONE'S MADE IT WORK, ITS KIND OF HER.
ALRIGHT...I'M GONNA... GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SHELL AND...PESTER.
I think veins are neat but holy shiiiiit they’re so time consuming to make. I dunno how she had the patience.
၄⋆၃ i went through #thehorrors and all i got was this badge and a few little voixes in my pan #silly
:33 < i wish someone would get me purregnant. :00 < nsfw
The king in yellow is timeless. Tireless. Never-ending There will always be a vessel, someone to sing the song. Someone to bring apart the fabrics woven to allow your consciousness. The inevitable will happen.
my feelins are hurt cause havvin me blocked just cause i post grossly from time to time is a bad reason at least let me harass you first to the point that you truly cant take it no more like some smartass yellowwbloods havve learned to do
၄⋆၃ alright not even graxing me with a full stop i see how it is
Is anyone up to any bullshit I need to be concerned about PLEASE say no
၄⋆၃ yo hastur my man my buddy my homie xan you simply just give up question mark maybe wait a at least 20 sweeps and then you xan try again shout pole
၄⋆၃ wait fuxkk ill still be alive by then xan you wait at least 500 sweeps question mark please and thank you
my kink is being right and thats vwhy im turned on all the time. #suggestiwve #imalvwaysright #kinks
၄⋆၃ when you miss a single tag in the yaoi you are reading and suddenly theres a harem #notfond
၄⋆၃ me when the voixes start whispering sweet sexrets of the universe and worlds just outside of my reaxh as a mortal dirextly into my pan xonstantly over and over and over anddddd overrrr
၄⋆၃ inquiring about forxefully removing the audible halluxinations if this doesnt work im stabbing myself if it does work i wont stab myself FUXK YOU UNIVERSE FUXK YOU ENTITIES BEYOND MY XOMPREHENSION AND AN EVEN BIGGER FUXK YOU TO THE VOIXES #FUXKYOU #xw-self-harm
၄⋆၃ i am angry the anger will not stop this site is hellish i do not believe i am better than anyone bexause i too have indulged in my fair share of #hornyposting as well dot dot dot but some of you have no other hobbies other than getting off and being demented piexes of shit and as muxh as i adore some of the individuals i have met here i find some of you at least detestable and at most repulsive im getting off of the site for an hour or two until i no longer desire to stab someone until they are unrexognizable i will only be xhexking my dirext messages i will be drawing and watxhing movies with my darling ruby #violenxe #nsfw
Due t9 their similar su6ject matter, I'll 6e answering these tw9 asks t9gether. @handMaid asks: AT WHAT POINT DOES ARTISTIC NUDITY BECOME OBJECTIONABLE. AND ALSO. WHEN I’M IN THE ABLUTION CHAMBER. AND THE GLASS IS A LITTLE FOGGY. CAN YOU SEE MY ENTIRE ANATOMY. OR WAS PORRIM [Redacted]ING WITH ME THE OTHER NIGHT. WHEN SHE CAME IN TO BRUSH HER FANGS. HERE IS AN IDEA. I WILL GO TAKE AN ABLUTION. AND YOU WILL [Redacted]. An9nym9us asks: vwhat ARE your thoughts on artistic nudity? #cw-nudity N9, Damara, I w9n't 6e d9ing that. Plat9nically 9r 9therwise, I'm n9t g9ing t9 attempt spying 9n y9ur nude f9rm, even in the pursuit 9f "research". My take, c9ntr9versial as it may 6e, is that I find artistic nudity, at this p9int, t9 6e wh9lly unnecessary. This is n9t t9 say that I am against artistic expressi9n, 6ut 6y n9w, I think we, as tr9lls, are all intimately familiar with the nude tr9ll f9rm. S9me artists may argue that their depicti9ns 9f uncl9thed figures are 9nly d9ne in a pursuit 9f realism, and as much as I w9uld *like* t9 6elieve that, it seems much m9re like a way t9 disguise an artist's fetish and present it t9 an unassuming audience. In these cases, the g9al is much m9re likely t9 6e either making the viewer unc9mf9rta6le 9r inspiring inappr9priate th9ughts and feelings 9f ar9usal within them. 6esides, I have yet t9 enc9unter an artw9rk where the presence 9f nudity adds anything meaningful t9 the su6ject matter, instead 9f detracting fr9m what might 9therwise 6e a p9ignant piece 9f w9rk 6y sh9ving s9me tr9ll's gru6scars in y9ur face. https://f9rms.gle/R4H2vVt5pFmmV3mv9 #AskKankri #QnA #An9nym9us #N9nan9nym9us #Ask69x #RedactedF9rF9ulLanguage #And96jecti9na6leC9ntent #ArtisticNudity #Art #NudityMenti9n
There's... screamin'. Screamin'. Screamin'. Oh, gog.
၄⋆၃ this anger too shall pass this anger too shall pass this anger too shall pass this anger too shall pass this anger too shall pass this anger too shall pass this anger too shall pass this anger too shall pass this anger too shall pass this anger too shall pass #mymantra
@vitalBrush how does it feel to have possibly damned your universe to eternal madness and destruction because you have no impulse control¿
Many of you may be wondering. What happens now? The entity God has been released from the shackles of the doorman. He slept he wept. He cannot keep What he cannot keep. Proof of his downfall. This is just the start. Carcosa will be rebuilt atom by atom with the building blocks of your reality. And from it the king in yellow will rise and be entertained by the mewling lambs of slaughter. Hold your tongue. Breath shallowly. Your kingdom cometh. And it comes in a golden blaze.
As someone that had an Old One's symbols etched into his skin against his will... Overrated. Stop summoning Old Ones. They only want to infect you with their brand of madness and collapse reality.
DOLLY PARTON DIED???????
၄⋆၃ i JUST HELPED xlose the door to the other plane for xontext
Vampirism My Love
i was in m7 #romanti(era for a while there. it was a good while. i want to go ba(k to that, and stop being in m7 #swordofdamo(lesera. it su(ks
(( I think I unintentionally pulled a sexual OCD and while I feel that matches Equius, I am now questioning what that says about me and my relationship to sex and anxiety. Oop
Lord Lucian is taking Doku out on a hunting trip, which means that as soon as the chores are done I shall be filling one of the unused coffins with rose water, wearing a lemon face mask and cucumbers over my eyes and and my hair up in a slow working conditioner and blasting 'I cut myself shaving' at full volume on repeat. If you need me, you will have to find my room and navigate my traps.
Velvet said that she wished for me to set up a temporary guest room for 'Nepeta', in case she wishes to visit. I am encountering an issue, however. Which Nepeta. There are so many.
To disregard the joy of meticulously detailing yourself when you bathe is an abhorrent stance. Even Miss Velvet enjoys The Scrub.
Brush, comb, wash main hair body and ends with repair moisture shampoo, brush, wash scalp with anti dandruff, comb, wash with apple scented shampoo, use rat tail comb to split hair and ensure scalp properly washed, use repair conditioner, let set while scrubbing body with sensitive skin protect body wash, rinse, rinse again with comb, scratch and scrunch hair while applying second conditioner to scalp, let set while scrubbing body with moisture and softening body wash, wash out first with brush, then comb, then apply scent body wash (something sweet and floral preferred) while rat tail splitting hair at scalp to ensure fully cleaned once more. And then you begin your skincare.
The point of this post is to tell you that in the eyes of vampires the only thing not considered as prey are other vampires and even that falls under the opinion of "If you are not prey then why are you running?".
"I am an alpha wolf" I do hate to be the bearer of such devastating news but alpha wolves are usually the first thing vampires learn to hunt. Around the age of fifteen, to my knowledge. It can vary regionally however you are absolutely one of the first things we learn to kill and eat. My second was bears, but usually its some manner of powerful human after that.
Interdimensional Vampirism from Beyond
why the hell doesn't this one ever fuckin stick, big guy??
(ㆆࡇㆆ") < considering yalls work ethic, its real obvious some of yall were hired to be fucked by your boss. #NSFW
times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks
( ︶︿︶)_╭∩╮ < @aerodynamicTramp
D --> Hm D --> I think I've talked about my muscles enough for right now D --> Instead I would like to draw attention to another important cause D --> Buff women
🫡 I’m always ready to provide #usefulhashtags
I HATH NEGELCTED A THOUSAND MOMENTS ASSUMING THERE WOULD BE THOUSAND MORE. A MISTAKE I BEAR REPEAT TOO OFTEN
After stalking Kanaya's account for an unhealthy amount of time I am a little disappointed to see the amount of things she posted when we were still split up, then again I do somewhat deserve it. I am just glad I had to scroll a while before I found any of it.
sgrubgpt hovw to delete chittr post.
alvways has to one-up me huh. can't let ONE thing slide. #annoyed
D --> I see there is nothing noteworthy occurring on the dashboard tonight D --> Good D --> I was hoping to chit about something meaningful D --> The terrible catastrophe known as the Nine Layers Hoofbeast Racing Competition Pileup and Subsequent E%plosion D --> Wherein during a hoofbeast race D --> (Legal of course, for their enrichment) D --> The leading stallion, Man o' Speed, tripped and dove muzzle-first into the dirt, performing a remarkable seven rolling flips before coming to a halt upon its crest D --> The fourteen other racing hoofbeasts were unable to stop in time, and all fell victim to the same fate D --> Then, as if ordained by the creators, a flying vessel carrying highly e%plosive liquid happened to lose control D --> Spilling its contents over the entire track D --> The resulting e%plosion leveled the surrounding glut D --> And the only survivor was the mare in the very back of the race, who had managed to fall in such a way that she was protected by convenient sheet metal
well that was a mentally exhaustin' experienCe for literally no fuCkin' reason. ain't as soCially aware as i thought i was, Clearly. this shit's hard.
kinda wish i could get a new boss some days
I must say, when it comes to the most vulnerable of our group, it must be said. I would pity anyone who tried to kidnap Doku.
D --> They were invited to tea by their friend D --> Who proceeded to put cuffs on them that negated their powers D --> Cuffs I D --> D --> I destroyed them the moment I saw them on her
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One misses having an amusing HENCHMAN… hmph… Ʒ
If you are genuinely curious as to the uniform of House Dracula, this is it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/12ae37837511.png
bulge-blocked on my ovwn friggin' date. #suggestiwve
dArl|ng |f youre gonnA blow up my form pAge l|ke th|s |m reAlly not gonnA come bAck :( youre be|ng so meAn you know | dont l|ke be|ng cAlled thAt stuff
wwhich certainly hurts, knowwin youre doin all you can but ya drovve awway some people too much for them to understand but i spose that doesnt mean you shouldnt try
D --> Velvet asks "Do you think it is better to be born inherently good or to become good through great effort?" D --> To be born good D --> There is nothing in the world I would not give to have been born good rather than having to claw and scrape at the attempt of becoming it D --> To face repeated failures and backslides as I make mistakes and errors that hurt people D --> No, it is always better to be born good D --> That does not mean there is not value in growing to be a better person of course D --> But there is something to be cherished in the people who, through it all, have always been good D --> They are in the end what it is worth becoming better for D --> https://forms.gle/F4hitgbaMUMydUKd8
Well, you are certainly not too shabby yourself. <3
We all hate Master Azazel. It is very easy to hate him.
Successfully made the three maid dresses in the correct sizes. Hopefully Chao does not fight the new uniform. While Velvet will get him into it, it is keeping him in it that I suspect shall be the issue.
Sorry for not being active. They replaced me with Jonesy.
၄⋆၃ damn
၄⋆၃ i suddenly have a pan axhe for no reason at all
Lately I have come to the conclusions that humans are quite cute. Something quite unsettling occurred at the market last week, and everyone seemed to agree the best way to deal with this was to hold hands until the scary thing was gone. I should attempt to do this with Velvet next time I am unsettled, I think. It seems to be quite reassuring.
I think the worst part of filleting fish certainly has to be pulling out the organs. You give too much pressure and suddenly your fish has exploded and you are left with a handful or torn intestinal tract. Lovely.
I am glad to have found you quickly. I like that you are red :)
Smoke break.
၄⋆၃ im so hungry i xould eat a hoofbeast dot dot dot OH FUXK THEYRE JUMPING ME THE HOOFBEAST LOVERS THEYRE SLASHING MY FROND HINGES #violenxe #hungryposting
great. here comes the woke mob to cancel me for killing and eating several people.
Chittr reminding me of my infertility today.
myProfile is OFFLINE! Reason: I INSTALLED A GAME THAT ENDED THE WORLD AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID BOSS FIGHT #sburbwithkris
get a fucking load of my new cat you guys genuinely an upstanding lad my boy brocc posted up https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5e2ad80f93b.jpeg
ahem, you are Tavros Winifred (my middle name is Winifred) Crocker,, you are loved,,, you are kind,,, you are as cool as a cucumber, who cares that your soft spot didn't solidify until you were seven? You are tolerated by your friends, you are of moderate intelligence, you—