♦ pitied by @finicalParamour
d/dx [ ! am five seconds away from hurling this goddamn stapler into someone's face. Why is everyone in this building constantly doing their best impressions of the Troll Three fucking ∫tooges? This is why ! only speak to my own goddamn department. #∆t-least-they're-tolerable-to-be-around. #∇iolence. ]
you know someone pulled some bs a+ work when im empa+hizing w my grumpies+ coworker lmao #workdrama? #ig?
Hell0!!!! I just g0t 0n this site ::D seems pretty c00l s0 far!
My eyes were once such a beautiful color.
3> For FUCKS sake. Do people here just talk about wanting sex, getting their bulges sucked? Do I take you seriously, or do I just read this shit in contempt? I don't mind the nsfw shit I get sometimes, but please at least be clever with it, instead of just constantly in heat. God. #nsfw <3
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dizzy.. shoUldnt have taken so mUch.. that qUick.. >.@ #nsfw...
beiing alone has me thiinkiing about makiing unwiise deciisiions
c< if i had to be honest? i think sometimes i hate what weve become! im glad we have though! weve met so many wonderful friends! made such wonderful relationships blossom! doesnt stop the hatred though! >c
this still beats the one time i got snagged down there climbin a fence i'll tell you that
It's like nny job is trying to keep nne fronn ever nnaking friends or really any nneaningful connections.
၄⋆၃ would you allow me to "rizz you up" as the humans say alright xool here we go PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA
thats good. i kinda feel like shiiiiit but fuck it we ball
▲got burnt▼ ▲bad▼
what a fucking shit show today is am i right
hate_that_i_gotta_pay_some_rich_guy_to_breathe_clean_air_while_he_cries_about_his_grays_._#vagueposting_#directposting
⧃ There is more white in my hair than before. I have no choice but to blame Chittr and everything that goes on here.
ok. im never doin that shit again. no one saw that smile.
Okay okay but seriously, what's a guy gotta do to get a drink around here #substance
FUCK THESE CARD GAMES, THEY'RE SOMEHOW RIGGED IN ANYWAY POSSIBLE. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT ANYONE SAYS. NO AND DON'T COME OVER HERE SAYING "YOU CAN'T RIG CARDS GAME IT WOULDN'T MAKE SENSE" YEAH, I CAN SAY FUCKING OTHERWISE. YOU CAN SHUFFLE IT WRONG, YOU CAN PEAK AT THE OHTER PERSON CARDS. AND YOU CAN ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SLAP THE BACK OF SOMEONE HEAD TO DISTRACT THEM AND THE DROP THEIR CARDS LIKE A DUMBASS, AND YOU KNOW WHAT WHY DO WE EVEN TALK DURING CARD GAMES? WHO ALLOW THAT? YOUR JUST SETTING YOURSELF UP FOR FUCKING FAILURE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT NO ONE TOOK THE TIME TO TALK ABOUT HOW WE SHOULD STRAIGHTEN UP THE FUCKING RULES DURING PLAYING TIME.
ʚ( W♡w... I'm A Bit P♡pular.... Ehheh.... )ɞ
:33 < tonights one of those nights where im bored outta my mind and just chilling topless and in boxers in my cave... its so furrcking hot!!!!!!!
FUCK UNO, FUCK DAVE, AND FUCK EVERYONE. HE'S LITERALLY BAD AT THE GAME ALL HE DOES IS FUCK AROUND AND HE WINS? YEAH. NO FUCK THAT. THIS WAS RIGGED. DAVE RIGGED THE GAME SO HE CAN SEE ME FUCKING MAD. THAT BASTARD. AND EVERYTIME I GROWLED HE GOES "WHY ARE YOU WHIMPERING" I'M NOT WHIMPERING YOU DUMBFUCK I'M CLEARLY MAD THAT YOU ARE SCREWING AROUND SAYING OH HEY YEAH, I'LL LEAVE THE COLOR AND THEN HE CHANGES IT LIKE A FUCKING LIAR. FUCK UNO FUCK IT ALL THE WAY TO ITS ASS ALONG WITH DAVE. I WILL ACTUALLY BREAK THIS TABLE WHILE I'M AT IT. I AM NOT MAD. HE KEEPS SAYING I'M MAD. I'LL SHOW YOU MAD WHEN I SHOVE ME STUB UP YOUR DAMN ASS. FUCK EVERYTHING. #suggestive #stfu
was gonna dm someone but ii'm pretty sure most people are postiing that as an iinviitatiion for sex stuff and ii'm kiind of takiing a breather from all that riight now but hii anyway
"dm me" "dont dm me" what happened to fucking around and finding out
⊹ I can already feel t#e migraine c⟡ming ⟡n I am s⟡ screwed ⊹
MISSPOKE UPON ASKING A QUESTION, AND ALL THAT I MANAGED WAS "DO YOU EVER...?" IN A VERY UNSURE TONE. JOHN WILL NOT STOP REPEATING IT BACK TO ME AS IF IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD. DARE I MAKE AN ERROR IN HIS PRESENCE.
this.music.is.wonderful im.so.thankful.to.have.the.ears.to.hear.it
Made a typo mid argument and instantly lost. Now i must simply log off and walk into the sea. It has been an honor posting with you all. Tell my geckos i fought bravely.
every.night.i.remind.myself.its.important.to.be.kind
ʚ( ❤︎kay I'm D♡ne S♡aking F♡r N♡w. F♡rg♡t H♡w Nice It Was T♡ G♡ T♡ A Bath H♡use... Even With All The ♡gling Fr♡m My Subjects. #suggestive )ɞ